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CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chief Priest Buys 2022 Toyota Land Cruiser Worth N110 Million by gonkin(m): 10:54am On May 14, 2022
Miyachi:
Not entirely true, they've only discontinued the Land Cruiser in the US because of low sales and fierce competition. It was a business decision since the sales from their other models were cannibalizing the market for the Land Cruiser.
In the US, you can get the Lexus 570 or 600 which is more expensive than the LC, so it's not about the price.

Elsewhere, you can still get the Land Cruiser.
Youre right. Its rebadged as a lexus.
CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chief Priest Buys 2022 Toyota Land Cruiser Worth N110 Million by gonkin(m): 10:32am On May 14, 2022
SarkinYarki:
No LC 300 spec is 100m please ..this is how we stoke inflation with such lies
From 60m upwards. Some 2022 cost as high 255m
CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chief Priest Buys 2022 Toyota Land Cruiser Worth N110 Million by gonkin(m):
The Last of the landcruiser lineup. Its so expensive and unaffordable that toyota decided to stop sale of landcruiser in the US. Cuz people don't take it off road anymore. Well im glad I own one of the most durable of the landcruiser lineup ever manufactured.

The 80 series sure looks good on 35s with over 2inch lift

HealthRe: Do You Have A Phobia(s)? Mention Here.. by gonkin(m):
Philophobia (I started experiencing this since my last relationship ended). Its been almost 2 years now anytime a girl opens up she has feelings I begin to avoid her. I Start giving different excuses.

Hemophobia (omo this is the reason I cant watch Saw, I even have spiral on my laptop for almost a year now. Its just there. The blood scares me. When I cut myself I rush to get hydrogen peroxide.

Aichmophobia I usually feel a knife isn't safe in the hand of anyone. When my mom is using the knife or anyone is using the knife I keep complaining like they ain't using it properly. It's why I also fear needles

I'm not scared of height like most people. I used to install mast, not scared of fire or electrical sparks or explosions. Not scared of speed or going too fast. Not scared of the dark, not scared of snakes, not scared being lonely or confined spaces

PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Maqari On Deborah Samuel: Muslims Have Red Line That Must Not Be Crossed by gonkin(m): 9:41pm On May 13, 2022
Amotolongbo:
Ogun, Sango and Esu are greater than their prophet.

If you slander against any of the above gods, their worshippers won’t attack you physically, they will allow the gods to strike you and kill you by themselves.

I will rather dump a god who would never fight and defend himself instead of fighting for it or defend it.
When fashola said even sango the god of lightning can't even produce 1KW of power, nobody worry am. Yet dem dey kill people because of one paedophile
NYSCRe: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by gonkin(m): 6:53pm On May 13, 2022
This was why my dad didn't get his contract renewed last year for chiller maintenance. He was offered the position due to his constant high performance in lagos. Omo we no gree that's how it ended. North like violence they don't want to listen even when they've found out they were wrong that killing must be achieved. That na wetin worry boko haram that year and all those sand monkeys in Arab nations. At least she survived. A friend of mine that served with a corper just cuz the corper was close to a native. They girl lied that she and the corper had an affair. They males were against it. They discovered the girl was pregnant that was when the man hunt for the guy began. Funny thing be say the guy sef no get mind of sex for the babe. The brothers actually got to him, he was daggered but he was fortunate it wasn't fatal. Fear these guys & na that same smelling mentality of violence una president carry.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N100k Job In Ibadan Or N200k Job In VI Lagos by gonkin(m): 3:21pm On May 13, 2022
Na lagos. Cuz u can get more connected. Ibadan is too dry
CrimeRe: Remains Of Martyred Female Student In Sokoto Spark Outrage Online (photo) by gonkin(m): 9:57am On May 13, 2022
Why do i suddenly have hatred for these guys.
PoliticsRe: Voice Note That Led To Deborah Samuel Being Killed For Blasphemy by gonkin(m):
Islam and violence na 5 and 6

I think its the same muhammad I've read about that married Aisha, daughter of Abu-Baker.

Muhammad married her when he was 53 and she was only 6 years old and banged her when she was 9 years old. That means he was 56 and had sex with a 9 year old. Who does that undecided. And they killed someone for just talking. People that talk about awfully Jesus we only ask why they did not hate them for what they've done. This is why I didn't accept chiller maintenance in the North, they are too violent.
Someone that served in the North said a girl's brothers was after his life for impregnating their daughter. He just disappeared
FashionRe: Mr Nigeria 2022 Contestants With Best Body (Photos) by gonkin(m): 7:52pm On May 12, 2022
Wetin remain na to use body grease caterpillar bearing. So much grease

FashionRe: Mr Nigeria 2022 Contestants With Best Body (Photos) by gonkin(m): 7:45pm On May 12, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
I know the one with scars on his chest.

He once robbed my estate with his gang and was captured. When I went to get fuel and tyre to finish the valiant job, he escaped.
I talk am grin he be like cultist
FamilyRe: Pregnant Women And Weird Cravings! Share Your Story About Anyone!! by gonkin(m): 12:28pm On May 12, 2022
Dorwadora:
I've never been pregnant and I stay away from pregnant women since the day one auntie sent me to empty her container of saliva embarassed embarassed embarassed.

To open the container and let the slippering liquid out was almost the death of me embarassed embarassed embarassed


I'll just sit down here and read comments.
tongue I just lost my freaking appetite. I was eating while reading this
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Peter Obi Rescuing Secondary School Girls Last Year Resurface Onlin by gonkin(m): 9:13am On May 12, 2022
If Jesus was an igbo man and Demon is yoruba, we already know who's gonna win
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi’s Son Drives A 60million Car In The UK. by gonkin(m): 4:40pm On May 11, 2022
If my papa na Peter Obi, na trackhawk I go dey drive. Him own small

RomanceRe: Girl Who Slept With A Dog In Viral Video Dies Of Infection - Daily Independent by gonkin(m): 4:32pm On May 11, 2022
Juju don accept sacrifice. Successful subscription
CelebritiesRe: Portable Zazu Shows Off His New Look • Colour & Haircut Transformation(video) by gonkin(m): 4:26pm On May 11, 2022
post=112731817:
Hmmmmm, this is deep!

Portable, Zazuuuuuu.
King of Ilu awon Osu....
Awon eyan Lasisi69 wink
Good job. Just work on the legs then add some shadow
RomanceRe: 7 Things Women Notice In Men Within Six Minutes by gonkin(m): 11:04am On May 10, 2022
I believe once u have money all the flaws in a man can be overlooked.

I've seen some clean girls dating dirty tattered and awful looking guys cuz he's bankrolling her, but I hardly see clean looking guys dating an ugly awful girl unless the guy is an eyesore too.
huh huh huh huh huh huh huh tongue tongue
AutosRe: Clean Tokunbo 2000 (envelope) Toyota Camry N2m by gonkin(m): 9:07am On May 10, 2022
2m all the way? For wetin. Are u joking.
BusinessRe: If I Die.... Is Elon Musk's Life Under A Threat? by gonkin(m): 4:10pm On May 09, 2022
If he was Nigerian they'll say he did money ritual or is a cultist
PoliticsRe: Ibadan Skyline Vs Aba Skyline by gonkin(m): 2:45pm On May 09, 2022
Malory:
Trash. Ibadan is full of brown rusticated roofs
No be lie. I did ND at ibadan. The sight of the brown roof while coasting from a hill top is amazing.

Even on maps it could be seen

RomanceRe: How Can African American Female Find And Marry An African Man? by gonkin(m): 12:47pm On May 08, 2022
What of guys nigerian guys like us that dreamt of marrying Rihanna since childhood.
There are 2 type of foreign women. The hot tempered and the playful.
I stayed single for almost my entire teen years cuz i thought by now i for don move. Disappointment kill my spirit. Cuz ehn these Naija babes are always too serious. Too much African magic.
Its a pity yahoo boys have not only deminished chance of settling with a SHE from the other side. These days many pose as foreigners. I had a childhood friend that his mom is Canadian, Papa na afonja. We were so close. They guy didn't see Canada till he was 23 but the joy of having a funny mom was so cool. I want that too for myself.
RomanceRe: Be Sincere. Why Are You Not In A Relationship? by gonkin(m): 10:14am On May 08, 2022
Candycrushy:
Lol
You're not well sha
That's a little annoying to some pple...but i dont see it as annoying
Like I mentioned, I've been meeting ladies that want a mature guy. Besides I watch a lot of cartoons and also tend to talk in a similar way grin. It's like all ladies like serious mature guys. I even dated a lady that was pissed cuz i dont neither raised my voice nor ever got upset and whenever there's an argument instead of quarrelling, I walk away. Some ladies are used to being bossed around. Probably ladies from this region. U rearly find playful ladies here. Everyone wants to show off and feel fly. So regional factors too affected me.
Car TalkRe: The Crazy Price Of Toyota Corolla by gonkin(m): 9:25am On May 08, 2022
phemmyfour:
I can't even use a non SUV. Corolla is even too low for me, this is Nigeria
Forget pathfinder abeg
Car TalkRe: The Crazy Price Of Toyota Corolla by gonkin(m): 9:24am On May 08, 2022
Bluellake:
My Corolla 2010 was bought 2.5 ( Tokunbo, roo roo, no accident bcuz I went to Apapa myself to buy it ) two years ago. I was shocked to see the new price at 4.2M imagine! Well, I must say I'm really enjoying the car, strong and reliable. I haven't fix a thing in it since I bought, just change oil and filter. That's all. Even i haven't refill the AC gas still now, still therein the one came with it. Really enjoying the car. With AC On, still not consume much fuel. Soon I'm giving it to my wife, I wanna try out BMW. When I drove one, I think Corolla is for women, too light for hand.
I love the BMW 328i it's amazing.
Car TalkRe: The Crazy Price Of Toyota Corolla by gonkin(m): 9:20am On May 08, 2022
1 of 5 cars that pass by is usually a corolla yet you hardly see corolla parked on the street overnight cuz it's a thief magnet. Anybody that parks his corolla outside his house overnight is probably a jazz man.

Someone brought this up and I also looked down most streets, u would harld see one parked outside so where does the corolla go at night.?

I wanted to get my mom a corolla, but fear of vandalism no let me try am. I ended up with a Yaris. The quality of the Naija used yaris I got far exceed the quality of the corolla I was offered. If u can get a quality corolla for 1.6m then you're lucky.

All the same its the reason I hate the corolla cuz everybody has one. I really love the matrix like crazy especially cuz it reminds me of a ford focus from Asphalt 8.

The corolla is a car thats a thief magnet. It takes the grace of God to recover it if its stolen. If there no tracker in your corolla and its gets stolen, forget it. They don't even resell stolen corolla anymore, instead they butcher it for part.
If it doesn't get stolen, it gets vandalised.

Corolla owners have strong mind. On a brighter note the corolla is very durable especially when the owner lacks maintenance culture. That's why they prefer the corolla
RomanceRe: Be Sincere. Why Are You Not In A Relationship? by gonkin(m): 9:05am On May 08, 2022
Candycrushy:
I guess wat you call prank is very annoying situation
Like thread on the ear or a plastic bug. My favourite is the thread hook to a hair that makes it look like something is chasing her.
RomanceRe: Ladies Please Come And Laugh (photo) by gonkin(m): 9:18am On May 07, 2022
illicit:
The candy was on top and has been eaten

U have seen lollipop before right?
So why does the liquid glow in the dark. Cuz it's luminous
RomanceRe: Ladies Please Come And Laugh (photo) by gonkin(m): 9:11am On May 07, 2022
illicit:
It's candy stick
Doesn't look edible
PoliticsRe: Nigeria: Mega-Gas Project Is Raising Hopes For More Gas Exports For Europe by gonkin(m): 9:10am On May 07, 2022
tymicjay77:
Northerners are crooks, what they are just after is the 13% benefit they pass across in PIB . So they want to be name oil producing state. I just dnt know why southern politician are so gullible to the extent that northern politicians will be playing on there intelligent. And the mofos will not object. Which route is cheaper to transport gas to Europe. Cant they use ship or sea pipeline(atleast sea pipeline can't be vandalize by anyone ,for you to vandalize sea pipeline then you must have the resources to do it... Running pipeline through desert, the cost of maintenance and security. Imagine paying other countries to secure your pipeline.
Running a pipeline across half of Africa u mean. And Nigeria has bad maintenance culture so they should forget it. The railway system that was built is still a burden and non profitable

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