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FamilyRe: What Type Of Snake Is This? by gonkin(m): 9:19am On Apr 17, 2022
With scales like that and head shape? That's definitely venomous. It's gotta relate to the viper family
PhonesRe: Strange Samsung S8 Issue by gonkin(m): 8:13pm On Apr 16, 2022
d3cod3r:
So you think new phones don't have straight out of the box problems abi? You know nothing. What do you think warranties exist for?
I believe my 3rd sentence already pointed out WARRANTY. CAN'T U READ
PhonesRe: Strange Samsung S8 Issue by gonkin(m): 5:32pm On Apr 16, 2022
Asianjollof007:
It's what people call it, ogbeni. You can suggest a better name, man wey too sabi
grin calm down na. No be me spoil am. U can fix it. Then sell it add money buy better phone and not UK USED wink
PhonesRe: Strange Samsung S8 Issue by gonkin(m): 5:16pm On Apr 16, 2022
Asianjollof007:
Wo, i no get your time. Let those who have something reasonable to say show face abeg.
Its amazing when people use the term "LONDON USED/UK USED".

Lemme fill u in on something. Most of those phones are phones that experienced issue and was returned to vendor under warranty. Its also the same with household appliances some you'll find at alaba or olowu market. If its household appliances you can notice issues right away but phones? Many are repaired but can't be sold within so our brothers purchase at cheaper rate. Your Samsung may have been purchased for an amount worth 10k or less to the middle man. Like someone mentioned. Stop buying London used phones. They are either faulty and didn't pass QUALITY CHECK or stolen. Sorry u had to experience such.
RomanceRe: Me And My Wife, Now See Sex As Stress... by gonkin(m): 4:41pm On Apr 16, 2022
We also get tired of food but man must chop. Marriage isn't all about sex na. Sex just comes with the package. Wetin I dey talk sef. I no even get babe not to mention marriage abeg listen to the experts
RomanceRe: Be Sincere. Why Are You Not In A Relationship? by gonkin(m): 4:38pm On Apr 16, 2022
Cuz i behave very childish and I prank alot. Been meeting the wrong girls that always want a serious mature guy unfortunately I'm very playful
RomanceRe: Any Cuter Guy?? (photo) by gonkin(m): 4:34pm On Apr 16, 2022
Abi sometimes u just gotta make people laugh by looking silly. Good one grin

Funniest past is the nose. It looks like a speed boat propeller
PhonesRe: Strange Samsung S8 Issue by gonkin(m): 4:31pm On Apr 16, 2022
Asianjollof007:
London used
grin no be only London used na American used.
It may be from a nearby country.
PoliticsRe: Obituary Of Dr Chinelo Megafu Killed In Abuja-Kaduna Train Attack (Photos) by gonkin(m): 9:42am On Apr 16, 2022
Heroicvic:
Instead make we youth overthrow the government, we dey here dey mourn
Make everybody gettat abeg
U can start it and people will follow. Afterall it was just 1 person that started the endsars campaign.
TravelRe: Welcome To Lagos, Most Beautiful City In West Africa by gonkin(m): 5:17pm On Apr 15, 2022
Tomek09:
Stop this useless comparison. Lagos is rubbish compared to other developing cities.
That's the point of the photo.
TravelRe: Welcome To Lagos, Most Beautiful City In West Africa by gonkin(m):
Help2020:
This Lagos your showed Is beautiful. At least the roads are good. The real Lagos has no good roads
Traffic ain't beautiful bro. Its ugly. As for the roads. Heree isawo just after agric. It gets so dusty you can't breath, the day I worked at that area, I chop dust belle full. Amazing thing is that people run businesses there. How do they even breath? . Don't know if has been fixed now. That was taken January

TravelRe: Welcome To Lagos, Most Beautiful City In West Africa by gonkin(m): 4:19pm On Apr 15, 2022
Lagos in reality

HealthRe: Rate My Gym Body (Picture) by gonkin(m): 10:22am On Apr 15, 2022
Nairalanders go kill your morale
RomanceRe: Lady Records Her Friend Having Bed Session With Her Boyfriend On Facebook Live V by gonkin(m): 4:20am On Apr 15, 2022
Seems odd, abi na nollywood wen dem dey use wrapper cover?
TravelRe: Lekki-Ajah Traffic: See What Residents Of Lekki-VGC-Ajah Go Through Daily (Photo by gonkin(m): 10:49pm On Apr 14, 2022
Lagos. Where who dey trek go first who dey use motor reach him destination.

You own a car with good sprints thanks to a supercharged/turbo engine but due to traffic you rarely get to experience the thrill of ur quick 0 - 60....suddenly the road clears and u only enjoy your zoom zooms for another 30s then revert to your 1metre per second motion.

Its always a miracle when there's no traffic.

Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by gonkin(m): 7:18pm On Apr 14, 2022
See dem. Space bookers. Dem dey dash una money?

RomanceRe: My Ex Brought Me This (photo) [to Be Deleted Soon] by gonkin(m): 6:36pm On Apr 14, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
smile and say thank you.....then jejely throw that shiiit in the dustbin, as soon as she leaves.
grin what's wrong if an ex brings a meal. Not all ex are demonic bro. It's better to give it away than put it in the trash. I stopped throwing food away cuz the day hunger tortured me and no good meals around I began to think of the food I abused
PhonesRe: This Mid-range Device Comes With A Snapdragon 8 Gen 1!!! by gonkin(m): 6:34pm On Apr 14, 2022
There are lots of Chinese smartphone with spec that'll blow u away. I recall a colleague of mine back in 2018 his camera was so amazing when u took pictures it brought out the blue in the sky. But it had a sh!t battery 2500mah. He smashed it cuz he was pissed at his girl and didn't have the knowledge or patience to replacement order parts.
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Catches 46-Inch-Long Shark In Bayelsa (Pictures) by gonkin(m): 11:00pm On Apr 13, 2022
Medianna:
Lolzz..
Its like comedy is your talent oo
grin naaaah I don't think so
RomanceRe: Singles: What Are The Habits/Lifestyle You Won't Abandon After Marriage? by gonkin(m): 9:06pm On Apr 13, 2022
Cartoons
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Catches 46-Inch-Long Shark In Bayelsa (Pictures) by gonkin(m): 9:06pm On Apr 13, 2022
Medianna:
Oh woaw
so you eat rat too??
My dear that's why I'm scared of purchasing meatpie from strange vendors. I thought the stuff tasted a funny with the slushy feeling between my teeth and tongue. I was managing the meal till i got to the foot. That's when I realised it wasnt minced beef. It was mince rodent. FEAR YABA
PhonesRe: How Good Is Ur Camera by gonkin(m): 8:55pm On Apr 13, 2022
Oukitel k7 (2018)

Science/TechnologyRe: Man Catches 46-Inch-Long Shark In Bayelsa (Pictures) by gonkin(m): 8:43pm On Apr 13, 2022
Medianna:
Who will eat that fish that is dead?

You did not hear 'dead on arrival'?

They should consider autopsy.
If they can eat a dead whale washed up ashore what is shark they won't eat. Trust Nigerians.

I tasted the damn thing once, it was far below my expectation.

I also heard its high in Mercury, that's not safe for the human health.
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Catches 46-Inch-Long Shark In Bayelsa (Pictures) by gonkin(m): 8:25pm On Apr 13, 2022
Shark meat isn't delicious. Expected it to be like cat fish but it tasted more like rat meat. Best they smoke or dry it cuz if u try it with pepper soup you'll be in a hurry to swallow
PoliticsRe: Exposed: How Tinubu Destroyed Lagos! by gonkin(m):
West1side:
Thanks for the tales by sunlight when you are ready to list the Igbo state doing beta than Lagos please quote. Take every other lamentation you have to your Igbo father at home or in hell.
No wonder dem say u get akamu brain. . Na so my last comment pain u, u add my papa join, sign of bad parenting (people that have no regard for the parents of others just cuz they were raised by awful parents).

I know the truth hurts but lagos is fast decaying. An economic center like lagos that's losing its assets to other states. U still dey ur papa house dey wait to inherit property that's even if he has one. If only ur father had used a condom the world would have being short of 1 dullard, . grin
Continue lifting your shoulders and hitting your chest while wasting away.

U just ignorant of various facts previously mentioned about lagos

https://www.nairaland.com/post/111724706
HealthRe: 5 Natural Ways To Treat Premature Ejaculation by gonkin(m): 9:38pm On Apr 12, 2022
yunqdady:
Brother Moses, Weldone sir. There's prayer meeting in church tomorrow
grin it's exposure not corruption
CelebritiesRe: Portable Makes Money Rain At Airport As Staff Scramble To Pick by gonkin(m): 7:01pm On Apr 12, 2022
Buharidgeneral:
The last picture though
Another meme loading
Feeding chickens
PoliticsRe: Exposed: How Tinubu Destroyed Lagos! by gonkin(m): 6:34pm On Apr 12, 2022
West1side:
Exactly but none of your Igbo state can still measure up to the Lagos Zoo, can we now agree that your leaders, your fathers included are lunatics that they can not overtake Lagos with no development while you have been developing at full throttle.
grin lagos that had the advantage of once being a nation's capital and lagos is already falling behind when compared to some other states that used to be ancient relics. Lagos didn't have bad traffic or thugs now they do and that's 2 steps backwards, when they say lazy youths I saw lots of in lagos especially Mushin, Lagos wasn't like that. Not to mention bad roads, cost of accommodation why is lagos losing companies to Ogun state and others?
2 to 3 years from now uac will move from Ojota, they're already constructing at Ogun state, I believe PZ and Cadbury also plan relocation. where is bata, Guinness HQ, Dunlop and Michelin?

Aes barge that supported egbin power plant has moved to my city. Lagos is folding up. So continue clapping for yourself like the story of the tortoise and the hare.
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Legend Emeka Ike Excited As He Meets Singer Portable (photos) by gonkin(m): 9:32am On Apr 12, 2022
This guy must be a vampire. Na small thing person go feel say portable senior am
Foreign AffairsRe: Luiza Rozova: Inside Putin’s Daughter’s Gaudy & Gold-Plated Penthouse (Pictures) by gonkin(m): 9:47pm On Apr 09, 2022
joetem:
why is she so ugly?
because she carry her papa face
Foreign AffairsRe: Luiza Rozova: Inside Putin’s Daughter’s Gaudy & Gold-Plated Penthouse (Pictures) by gonkin(m): 9:46pm On Apr 09, 2022
EkperemoEgbabi:
That camel toe in the bikini picture though tongue
Oboy me sef zoom am to look well. They sure know how to keep a well calibrated abdomen
PoliticsRe: Vandalism On Transmission Tower In Ikot Ekpene Causes Blackout by gonkin(m): 7:56pm On Apr 09, 2022
chloride6:
Na because of vandalism for Ikot Ekpene light no dey for Kano?

This National Grid na wah..

Gaad!

grin
No mind dem. Them suppose use other sides as emergency. It's annoying that's its all on a single system.

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