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I do reject alot but sometimes feel bad I did.
From my experience if I even have sex with a girl, the girl becomes obsessed like the sex voodooed her or something. Like She falls under a spell, gets addicted and craves for more.

ThatsONYI:


Okay, this was you. So you no longer rap or do music?

Once its in, it never gets out. Haven't done music in years although once in while it hits me. Im kind of in a region where the genre isnt appreciated

ThatsONYI:


Where I'm at right now, is kinda noisy.. I'ma check this out, you sound like old Eminem (more like old slim shady).

It ain't me, it was me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co_wXzHTPCY

Every nigerian has talent but not all are talented

illicit:
Find a way to post d video

https://twitter.com/i/status/1515961435007983621

She wasn't raped. Infact she was the one rocking. U sure say this pikin na 10 years. For a 10 year old to be that comfortable rocking with pleasure. The girl don sabi this thing long time

Nothing like food here.

With scales like that and head shape? That's definitely venomous. It's gotta relate to the viper family

d3cod3r:
So you think new phones don't have straight out of the box problems abi? You know nothing. What do you think warranties exist for?

I believe my 3rd sentence already pointed out WARRANTY. CAN'T U READ

Asianjollof007:
It's what people call it, ogbeni. You can suggest a better name, man wey too sabi

calm down na. No be me spoil am. U can fix it. Then sell it add money buy better phone and not UK USED

Asianjollof007:
Wo, i no get your time. Let those who have something reasonable to say show face abeg.

Its amazing when people use the term "LONDON USED/UK USED".

Lemme fill u in on something. Most of those phones are phones that experienced issue and was returned to vendor under warranty. Its also the same with household appliances some you'll find at alaba or olowu market. If its household appliances you can notice issues right away but phones? Many are repaired but can't be sold within so our brothers purchase at cheaper rate. Your Samsung may have been purchased for an amount worth 10k or less to the middle man. Like someone mentioned. Stop buying London used phones. They are either faulty and didn't pass QUALITY CHECK or stolen. Sorry u had to experience such.

We also get tired of food but man must chop. Marriage isn't all about sex na. Sex just comes with the package. Wetin I dey talk sef. I no even get babe not to mention marriage abeg listen to the experts

Cuz i behave very childish and I prank alot. Been meeting the wrong girls that always want a serious mature guy unfortunately I'm very playful

Abi sometimes u just gotta make people laugh by looking silly. Good one

Funniest past is the nose. It looks like a speed boat propeller

Asianjollof007:
London used

no be only London used na American used.
It may be from a nearby country.

Heroicvic:
Instead make we youth overthrow the government, we dey here dey mourn
Make everybody gettat abeg

U can start it and people will follow. Afterall it was just 1 person that started the endsars campaign.

Tomek09:
Stop this useless comparison. Lagos is rubbish compared to other developing cities.

That's the point of the photo.

Help2020:
This Lagos your showed Is beautiful. At least the roads are good. The real Lagos has no good roads

Traffic ain't beautiful bro. Its ugly. As for the roads. Heree isawo just after agric. It gets so dusty you can't breath, the day I worked at that area, I chop dust belle full. Amazing thing is that people run businesses there. How do they even breath? . Don't know if has been fixed now. That was taken January

Lagos in reality

Nairalanders go kill your morale

Seems odd, abi na nollywood wen dem dey use wrapper cover?

Lagos. Where who dey trek go first who dey use motor reach him destination.

You own a car with good sprints thanks to a supercharged/turbo engine but due to traffic you rarely get to experience the thrill of ur quick 0 - 60....suddenly the road clears and u only enjoy your zoom zooms for another 30s then revert to your 1metre per second motion.

Its always a miracle when there's no traffic.

See dem. Space bookers. Dem dey dash una money?

MrBrownJay1:
smile and say thank you.....then jejely throw that shiiit in the dustbin, as soon as she leaves.

what's wrong if an ex brings a meal. Not all ex are demonic bro. It's better to give it away than put it in the trash. I stopped throwing food away cuz the day hunger tortured me and no good meals around I began to think of the food I abused

There are lots of Chinese smartphone with spec that'll blow u away. I recall a colleague of mine back in 2018 his camera was so amazing when u took pictures it brought out the blue in the sky. But it had a sh!t battery 2500mah. He smashed it cuz he was pissed at his girl and didn't have the knowledge or patience to replacement order parts.

Medianna:
Lolzz..
Its like comedy is your talent oo

naaaah I don't think so

Cartoons

Medianna:
Oh woaw
so you eat rat too??

My dear that's why I'm scared of purchasing meatpie from strange vendors. I thought the stuff tasted a funny with the slushy feeling between my teeth and tongue. I was managing the meal till i got to the foot. That's when I realised it wasnt minced beef. It was mince rodent. FEAR YABA

Oukitel k7 (2018)

Medianna:
Who will eat that fish that is dead?

You did not hear 'dead on arrival'?

They should consider autopsy.

If they can eat a dead whale washed up ashore what is shark they won't eat. Trust Nigerians.

I tasted the damn thing once, it was far below my expectation.

I also heard its high in Mercury, that's not safe for the human health.

Shark meat isn't delicious. Expected it to be like cat fish but it tasted more like rat meat. Best they smoke or dry it cuz if u try it with pepper soup you'll be in a hurry to swallow

West1side:
Thanks for the tales by sunlight when you are ready to list the Igbo state doing beta than Lagos please quote. Take every other lamentation you have to your Igbo father at home or in hell.

No wonder dem say u get akamu brain. . Na so my last comment pain u, u add my papa join, sign of bad parenting (people that have no regard for the parents of others just cuz they were raised by awful parents).

I know the truth hurts but lagos is fast decaying. An economic center like lagos that's losing its assets to other states. U still dey ur papa house dey wait to inherit property that's even if he has one. If only ur father had used a condom the world would have being short of 1 dullard, .
Continue lifting your shoulders and hitting your chest while wasting away.

U just ignorant of various facts previously mentioned about lagos

https://www.nairaland.com/post/111724706

yunqdady:
Brother Moses, Weldone sir. There's prayer meeting in church tomorrow

it's exposure not corruption