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 Crime › Re: Can A Woman Actually Rape A Man? by gonkin(m): 2:12pm On Apr 09, 2022 |
It didn't work when 4 girls tried that on me at 15. I was actually crying when they held me down. My mind no dey so my pen!s was as flaccid as a piece of cloth. But if they tried it now it's gonna be a slaughter. My conclusion is WITHOUT ERECTION THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY PENETRATION. |
| Car Talk › Re: This Is What Happens When You Buy A Car To Impress The Society by gonkin(m): 9:49pm On Apr 07, 2022*. Modified: 10:04pm On Apr 07, 2022 |
erico2k2:Are u seriously trying to show off cuz u got urself a Scan device? Really?  . Omo guy ur matter dry. Any one with DIY interests will definitely get the tool he need to get stuff working. I didn't have to be a mechanic to have automotive skills all the same the workshop improved my knowledge. You must have being disappointed in urself when i understood ur terms.  . Expected me to blab about the wrong sh!t then u bring out the ONE from the THOSE .  I never did a scan on a range but having an idea or clue is how the knowledge began. Lol. A piece of knowledge is better than no knowledge at all. Best part is studied EE yet my job is mainly mechanical. Great right  Its like back in the day we got sp flash tool and xs++. I felt like super man but no one really gave a sh!t. I just did my thing. Ur Misson/intention has FAILED |
| Car Talk › Re: This Is What Happens When You Buy A Car To Impress The Society by gonkin(m): 9:35pm On Apr 07, 2022*. Modified: 10:26pm On Apr 07, 2022 |
erico2k2:Im ONE of those. I really dont know what u've been smoking but it seems u didn't read the sentence na only ONE u see, yet u boldly highlighted a full sentence. See ur life? U sure say the beer wen u drink never expire? Understand English. Or maybe the scan tool is what u used to take out bolts. And yes I used wrenches on a range rover before and been successful with it. That doesn't change the fact that the range rover is a fuckeen money pit. I aint the only dude here that's mentioned such. U are quite fortunate cuz u do most diy. I own a vehicle for 5 years. Never broken down never seen the 4 walls of any workshop. Cuz i engage DIY too and my case is so extreme, I have a fuel vaporizer attached to my intake and adjusted my VAF to lean, fan clutch to electric fans, cat and EGR delete Making a natural aspirated 4.0l gain almost 6mpgs with an improved 0-60 at around improved 9secs from 16sec. U said overheating caused oil leaks and blown gasket. As for oil leaks NOT LIKELY maybe in yours though, u could do a gasket delete, increase compression and gain up to 10/15hp. U gotta explore more not just fix with ur doddle. Don't just limit yourself to oem spec. Advance them. My next input is a digital thermostat. I thought of amot valves but those can fail we use em on the Cummins QSV91 (phase 2) engines and those valves fail like crazy.
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| Car Talk › Re: This Is What Happens When You Buy A Car To Impress The Society by gonkin(m): 5:21pm On Apr 07, 2022 |
Revolution2022:Abi. Its never a 30mins job |
| Car Talk › Re: This Is What Happens When You Buy A Car To Impress The Society by gonkin(m): 3:52pm On Apr 07, 2022 |
erico2k2:Oga this one wen u just dey scramble wetin I no talk so. Reminds me of GNS 301 encoder, transmission means and decoder. But you just scrambling the whole damn thing. I'll repeat this again cuz it seems that your eyes are seeing one thing and your brain is telling u another. Its clearly written in text and not a complex optical illustration. I hope its bold enough for u to see I never mentioned using a scan tool did I? DID I? PLEASE IDENTIFY WHERE ITS STATED IN MY PREVIOUS COMMENT    With that being said, my services usually come in AFTER the scan has taken place its More on the physical approach, you know wrenching stuff out. Bla bla bla. I never did scans via JLR with ur said IDS or SDD u previously mentioned during my years in a maintenance workshop. Even at my current designation I don't use the INSITE software (Cummins) to diagnose for dtcs, there's someone assigned to that task just as I'm assigned to mine I do the wrenching if the dtc can't be cleared and we all work together to achieve 1 common goal, maybe u don't have a team like i do. Abi na lie? |
| Politics › Re: Exposed: How Tinubu Destroyed Lagos! by gonkin(m): 1:26pm On Apr 07, 2022 |
I'm still curious to how lagos got messed up so bad. I grew up there and lagos used to be amazing. Every other city was a village when compared to lagos. Now lagos is more like a zoo with crap at every corner. How the hell did it happen 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: This Is What Happens When You Buy A Car To Impress The Society by gonkin(m): 7:58am On Apr 07, 2022 |
erico2k2:I never mentioned using a symptom driven diagnostic to map out DTCs any where in my comment did I? And you're right. The first time I took a sip of Guinness I couldn't swallow had to spit it out haven't tried it ever since. I don't do beer, palm wine is preferable. U probably haven't seen me on ih8mud, nicoclub, yotatech or clublexus. Its not like I'll put my face by my moniker and NO I'm not on your RRS thread 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Picture Map Of Nigeria At Night. by gonkin(m): 11:13am On Apr 06, 2022 |
I think the images on that website was generated in 2016. By now e for don worse |
| Car Talk › Re: This Is What Happens When You Buy A Car To Impress The Society by gonkin(m): 8:03pm On Apr 05, 2022 |
erico2k2:Dude you experience the problems. I'm one of those that tackle the problems you experienced and fix them. So take it easy. I never disagreed with other cars having balloons. I'm just saying range rover is a money pit. Also not all vehicles experience oil leak due to over heating. You really are misinformed. Yes most cars have a blown head gasket. It's why there are mods for that. Even if your temp hits the 'H' your gasket won't get blown. Ever heard of gasket delete? It's not a hear say. It's what I currently use and been using for year on my vehicle. I did it myself. As for your precious defence on range rovers. Oga na we dey fix am. Not just cars any r stroke engine. LNG Gensets OR GAS turbine. Na we dey run am. So it's not hear say. Its more like FEEDBACK
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| Car Talk › Re: This Is What Happens When You Buy A Car To Impress The Society by gonkin(m): 7:44pm On Apr 05, 2022 |
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| Car Talk › Re: This Is What Happens When You Buy A Car To Impress The Society by gonkin(m): 6:56pm On Apr 05, 2022 |
erico2k2:You're stuck on balloons, even the durable gx470 that's far more durable has got ballons. And many owners switch to springs. Same with the range rover. On any customer review and fault feedback the air suspension is usually the first to go, then there's oil leaks before the electricals. Not all cars are the same. They may have air suspension too but they don't go out like the range rover. U say your balloons didn't go out good for u. Sounds like someone with a navigator claiming he does an oil change once a year cuz he barely covers 100miles on it per year. He drives around his yota and uses his Lincoln only on special occasions. Its always sitting in the garage. So quit the story about the rx suspension giving out. Every wondered why the range rover has a poor resell value? It takes a miracle for a range rover to exceed 200k miles. But the yotas usually exceed 300k easy before a major maintenance. Even the shitty 2AZ 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: This Is What Happens When You Buy A Car To Impress The Society by gonkin(m): 6:25pm On Apr 05, 2022 |
erico2k2:Oga did u read my last statement, eye dey pain u? Or did u just wanna respond to what your mind tells u. |
| Travel › Re: Why Did You Leave Lagos? by gonkin(m): 1:49pm On Apr 05, 2022 |
DoctorOlasDesk:Abi. The groove na bomb. When they were locking up bars in lagos during covid in delta it doesn't apply. There was only curfew |
| Travel › Re: Why Did You Leave Lagos? by gonkin(m): 1:45pm On Apr 05, 2022 |
I was raised in lagos. Lagos was good during my youth years. Then the express was filled with cars on high speed till brt came and caused current traffic. Lagos was really cool. Then I left to complete my HND in delta. At first I didn't like the idea of migration, I was always boasting about lagos. When I returned during fashola 2nd tenure I spotted lots of differences. Traffic was hell, dirt all over and the air didn't seem fresh like it used to. Its was still better then. Now e don worse. Lastma, holdup, abgero(owo da). I hate driving in lagos one day I drove from sheraton to computer Village with a flat tyre. Fear no let me part change am. Cost of rent is another dimension. I currently live in delta, my rent is 180k for a self contain with lots of cool features (large parking space, fully fenced, water heater, mighty wardrobe and is located in a cool civilised area. Just imagine Maryland with modern houses. If its lagos for a house like that will cost around 360 to 500k. Any time I visit lagos I always can't wait to leave cuz its a hell hole. Life is complex and expensive. I find it hard to believe its the same lagos u grw up. Person dey lag dey earn pass me but the wahala of Lagos made me look like i earn more than he does. And the traffic is worse. U can't have a flat tyre and have peace of mind. Where I am if u have a flat tyre there's always some passer by thats willing to assist but for lagos just park to receive call (owo da) boys will storm u with threats. Lagos is fuucked 24 Likes 3 Shares
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| Crime › Re: My Girlfriend Was RAPED I Don’t Know What To Do by gonkin(m): 9:45am On Apr 05, 2022 |
She was never raped infact she's been banging the dude all the time. She just got pregnant and decided to form up a story. My advice DITCH THE B!TCH |
| Car Talk › Re: This Is What Happens When You Buy A Car To Impress The Society by gonkin(m): 12:01am On Apr 05, 2022 |
erico2k2:The balloons are usually the first to go that's why they are usually replaced with manual coil springs shocks. Range rover brain box costs over 200k, that's one the cheap side. And that thing crashes along. Some benz ecu costs as high as half a million but they don't crash as much as the range 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: This Is What Happens When You Buy A Car To Impress The Society by gonkin(m): 11:54pm On Apr 04, 2022 |
Ayo7:U hardly see them at roadside mechos. Its usually the advanced mechanics. I have an uncle that owns one. He just parked it aside. Different complains. I also have a friend that owned but sold his. Nothing about the range rover costs less than 25k. Software, sensor. Bla bla bla 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: This Is What Happens When You Buy A Car To Impress The Society by gonkin(m): 6:31pm On Apr 04, 2022 |
greatiyk4u:Owning a range rover is like owning problem. The wahala no dey finish. Infact anytime i see someone driving a rangerover I usually pity. That motor if e start with u, u go know say some problems pass nigeria own Itz a freaking money pit. Parts are also freaking expensive. Its has this domino effect. One problem leads to another. U fix one another pops up. U gotta have money to own one and that won't still guarantee its durability. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skXw0I05Jg 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: FG’s New Borrowings Rise By 278.03% In Six Years by gonkin(m): 9:33am On Apr 04, 2022 |
Apc in 7 years did what pdp was struggling to do in 16 years, which is COMPLETELY DESTROYING NIGERIA. Dem for leave us for pdp make we dey suffer but APC is torture. Buhariot wen dey top management na to travel every 2/3 weeks. Emefiele is another idiot that's just killing the currency. Financial minister wen dem feel say give woman power. Dem give am power she wan tax people wen dey use generator. FUCCCK u zainab. One lie lie idiot wen carry lie join him name go just dey talk anyhow. How is it that an entire system of government is a mess. Then one walking dead don dey contest for next in line. To do wetin? |
| Celebrities › Re: Davido Unfollows 2baba, Wizkid, Timaya For Not Congratulating Him by gonkin(m): 11:38pm On Apr 03, 2022 |
edmaraja:Probably silver spoon |
| Family › Re: How Often Does Your Spouse Provoke You? by gonkin(m): 9:40pm On Apr 03, 2022 |
I dont have one but when I did, I kind of studied her. Women don't like being wrong a girl I even dated had the habit of quarrelling but as a quiet guy that never raises my voice at women I walk away or ignore. Some ladies are built for such that if they intentionally provoke a partner but the partner is the quiet type the become more restless. Im no expert on women but silent treatment always worked for me. I no get power 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Nepa Always Take The Light When It Wants To Rain by gonkin(m): 6:36pm On Apr 03, 2022 |
Dangrace01:. Lol. No, u can only call for me to power down if there's an emergency and that will still take another 3mins to 5mins as permission is required. There's always someone at the top |
| Autos › Re: Is Lexus IS 250 A Better Car Than Toyota Camry SE by gonkin(m): 6:12pm On Apr 03, 2022 |
Give me a manual first gen is300 over the 2007 camry or is250. Only few would understand why 4 Likes
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| Romance › Re: Why Do Nepa Always Take The Light When It Wants To Rain by gonkin(m): 10:07am On Apr 02, 2022 |
Here are several reasons I assumed 1, cuz they are avoiding fault that can cause explosion due to short-circuit by water. Also they don't want to stress themselves searching or fixing damages caused by rain 2. The circuit breaker controlling the feeder are outdated and trips off at any slight variation. Resistance becomes lower due to wet surfaces and the obsolete circuit breaker sees it as a fault then disconnects 3. Sagging lines touching each other due to wind. I worked there before, even I noticed how the breaker trips off when it rains or gets windy. Sometimes station-1 permits us to power on and see if it trips off again, other times they wait ask operators to wait till the rain stops before trying to close the breaker. All to prevent damage to equipment. This mostly happens to 11kv lines(distribution lines) . As for 33kv or line 33 and above. Chances are lower cuz the circuit breaker has a higher rating. Lines are more spaced and contains more or larger insulators. I actually see the main issue as using a low rated circuit breaker for a higher load. Too many transformers on 1 feed. Also large loads. In some areas, it will rain and nothing will happen. Unless the lines were not well constructed. Like most villages light no dey off. Same with line 33 users. The insulators are largers and the lines are more spaced. Also the load is far lesser than the rating of the break. Unlike 11kv that usually gets a much lesser capacity breaker 20 Likes 1 Share
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| Politics › Re: Can You Vote For A Woman As President Of Nigeria? by gonkin(m): 9:37am On Apr 02, 2022 |
It depends. Cuz i. Thought zainab would have done better but she wan tax every thing |
| Music/Radio › Re: When Last Did You Listen To Radio. by gonkin(m): 5:50pm On Mar 31, 2022 |
They should even remove radio from android phone and put PTT radio like walkie-talkie. Many times I forget my phone has radio. Something I've never used. First time I'm launching the radio on my phone. I thought I've seen it all. Let me check if it's working
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| Phones › Re: I Just Bought 30000 Transparent Power Bank by gonkin(m): 10:41pm On Mar 30, 2022 |
Earlystar698:Lol. Na ojabo ko fo. Modern day 3310. Phone wen dem dey use break wallnut. And it's even the old one. The new brands are even more durable but the night vision mode that let's u see in pitch black is what attracted me to the phone. I will always use their products cuz they are very very durable but not popular. And the specs are amazing for the cost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ7gejT_1ss 1 Like |
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