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Family › Re: Kenyan Man Prepares To Marry Triplets (Video, Photos) by gonkin(m): 4:42pm On May 23, 2022
Him dey marry 3 fine sisters with beauty multipled by 3. Me i never even see girl date not to mention marry. Owo mi o to. So i no fine and no one's even looking at me
Romance › Re: New Challenge Currently Going On Whatsapp (photos Attached) by gonkin(m): 2:22pm On May 23, 2022
saintbillion:
how do u expect a cheat to be smart? U fall my arms this guy
ON WHATSAPP CHAT? Anyone could just claim that.
Simply say NOT MY BOYFRIEND
Crime › Re: Girls Mock Yahoo Boys In Benin For Putting Up Their Benz, Lexus For Sale (Video) by gonkin(m): 2:06pm On May 23, 2022
ChoCho54:
This tin is really paining you o... Are you a yahoo boy?
E be like say him be yahoo boy. Cuz the thing no suppose pain who no dey do yahoo
Romance › Re: I Seriously Need A Husband, Don't Be Afraid To Approach Me - Police Officer by gonkin(m): 2:04pm On May 23, 2022
Bankowner:
Op this is debunked news na!
The date was even last year
Romance › Re: New Challenge Currently Going On Whatsapp (photos Attached) by gonkin(m): 1:59pm On May 23, 2022
The girl ain't smart she should have given just 1 name. 1 obviously wrong name. The guy eye go clear. This modern day when 419 full everywhere. You play along or ignore. Simply reply NOT MY BOYFRIEND he won't keep such from me. Then ask him/her for proof that he's the boyfriend. Like a common line or DATE OF BIRTH. The girl no sharp
Crime › Re: Thieves Use License Plate Flippers In Burglaries With Benz (pics) by gonkin(m): 1:49pm On May 23, 2022
See am here. Its already being sold on aliexpress

Romance › Re: What Do Men Like Better? Thigh Gap Or No Thigh Gap? by gonkin(m): 9:38am On May 23, 2022
If u follow this kind spec even devil go sorry for u
Romance › Re: Wedding Continues With Younger Sister As Bride Vanishes On Her Wedding Day by gonkin(m): 9:29am On May 23, 2022
Amazing zee world
Phones › Re: Please, Can Someone Suggest A Good Phone Under 85k That Isn't Tecno Or Infinix by gonkin(m): 10:23am On May 22, 2022
Umidigi.
Most of these unpopular phones have amazing specs and they actually last. I'm using oukitel for 4 years now. Omo the thing still dey kampe. 4gb ram 64gb rom. U can't get a 4gb 64gb rom for tecno and infinix for that same price also they ain't as popular as these China phone.

Umidigi is actually more popular than tecno and infinix but in Naija its the opposite

Celebrities › Re: Portable Acquires New Lexus (Photo) by gonkin(m): 11:46pm On May 21, 2022
I like him style, you must not buy 2022 model to prove yourself. Someone like me still crave the is300 over the is350
The mk3 and 4 supra over the sc3xx
The gx470 over the gx450
I just love tunable cars.
Crime › Re: How I Almost Got Killed By An Aboki In Jigawa After Leaving Lagos For Business. by gonkin(m): 5:47pm On May 21, 2022
Omo who fit give summary abeg
Politics › Re: No Candidate In PDP And APC Can Defeat Peter Obi On Twitter - Reno Omokri by gonkin(m): 12:34pm On May 21, 2022
To start with, North will never allow an igbo man rule
Autos › Re: Innoson Set To Slash Keke Price To N300,000 by gonkin(m): 11:44am On May 21, 2022
Terrence99:
But you are a Muslim and you look like a dog.
Lol. That one enter.
Car Talk › Re: My Honda Accord Consumes Too Much Fuel by gonkin(m): 5:50pm On May 20, 2022
If your disconnect your afm and car still runs, your afm has been bypass which would result in car running rich. I have some sort of setup like that in mine I use as temporary boost. Just the flip of a switch it deactivates the afm but still keeps the fuel pump relay(COR) active. Resulting in quicker acceleration.

Fuel return line or fuel pressure regulator. Regulates the flow of fuel through the fuel rail where the injectors are connected.

My main suspect is the bypassed afm. Disconnect and start your vehicle then if your vehicle starts up that's your problem. If it doesn't, then scratch afm off your list.

Also check your obd fuse. Even my car that uses obd 1, I use flashes to detect codes. Sometimes I get code 28 and 41 on 3fe engine fj80 landcruiser.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Owns A N591,100 Drinking Cup (pics) by gonkin(m):
l69l:
huh huh

no difference

same uses
cheesy cheesy cheesy
This one will even last 5 generations,
And its not just a cup, its multipurpose
Can be used to eat too. It will fall from 5 storey building and still maintain its integrity
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Rolls Out IVM Keke (Pictures) by gonkin(m): 10:00am On May 20, 2022
Normal keke is 800k IVM version will cost 3m. Afterall the innoson G40 given as price in BBN costs 25m
Romance › Re: A 19-Year-old Boy Marries 39 Year-old Lady, pictures by gonkin(m): 6:50pm On May 19, 2022
I sorry for the woman. Na she go hear am
Romance › Re: Who Was At Fault In Your Last Relationship? You Or Your Ex? by gonkin(m):
I lost my job, she got admission into school. Told me she didn't want a case where i'll spend and she'll end up not marrying me so she just felt like we should chill. I told her if that's what her mind wants. She was the perfect girl. Playful, silly and loony. She could make cartoon voices like me and a big prankster but I got broke and she lost interest.
Since then I've been looking for someone playful but girls these days are more serious than a stroke they don't want to laugh, they just want to flex
Health › Re: Pregnant Abuja Lady Dies Weeks After Her Baby Shower (Photo) by gonkin(m): 10:10pm On May 18, 2022
These days the ladies show the baby shower photo after delivery. Cuz some can't resist the temptation of photo shoot
Politics › Re: IPOB: We Have No Plan To Ban Facebook – Lai Mohammed by gonkin(m): 8:15pm On May 18, 2022
Make dem ban am first. Dem go know say na because Facebook dey that na why men quiet since
Romance › Re: Upload The Fifth Picture In Your Gallery by gonkin(m): 11:07am On May 18, 2022
mannatech:
You installed it yourself?
Yep. Quite easy

Thanks to aliexpress orders.

The big white box contains a 2000w inverter with digital voltage indicator

I'll share some links for the items. It's quite affordable would be less than 1k for all 3 voltage indicators if our exchange rate wasn't a mess

AC 60-500V Voltmeter Square Panel LED Digital Voltage Meter Indicator Light
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mrx3bCa

Digital Voltmeter DC 4.5V to 30V Digital Voltmeter Voltage Panel Meter Red/Blue/Green For 6V 12V Electromobile Motorcycle Car
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mqRsZcK


CN101A LCD Time Switch 12V 24V 110V 220V Time Relay Street Lamp Billboard Power Supply Timer WITHOUT Waterproof Box
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mqjNftG

Romance › Re: Upload The Fifth Picture In Your Gallery by gonkin(m): 10:50pm On May 17, 2022
My power control

Romance › Re: Lady Shares Video Of Tired Boyfriend After Marathon Sex by gonkin(m): 3:40pm On May 17, 2022
VirileNelly2420:
My broda, I used to sound like u, but av seen and believed. I neva believed it was possible.
Have u tried meeting an ovulating nympho?
Oh my gosh! U go gree by force!

No matter how hard u're pounding, dey would keep saying harder. Nd wen u gave out after close to one hour of non-stop pounding, dey would be begging u not to cum yet, nd would b angry u stopped dem on d way.
Same process dey expect from u for not less dan 5 straight rounds o...
Bro, dis no b take tell, I've seen and believed.
That's the thing. U see I used to be a chronic masturbator so I knew how to hold back my climax. Ejaculation makes u suddenly lose energy but when u can hold back your cum it won't be just pound and push. It would be more like exercise or riding the underground railway. I only did 5 rounds when I started having sex and I was a late bloomer, I was a fuck3n goat with high urges now its 2 rounds in 80mins or maybe more, 3 rounds in 2 hours. Everything na mind. The key is not to focus on your climax. Focus on hers. Once she's satisfied then u can cum all u want, its a sad scene when u are tired and she wants more. Like I said SHE NEVER MEET.
Celebrities › Re: Man With Vagina spotted on streets? by gonkin(m): 10:42am On May 17, 2022
Reminds me of hangover 2
Politics › Re: Sit-At-Home: Warning To IPOB From Delta State Government by gonkin(m): 10:13am On May 17, 2022
Delta no join biafra make dem carry their wahala dey go
Celebrities › Re: Fans Gift Bbnaija Saskay Benz On Her 22nd Birthday(video) by gonkin(m): 10:11am On May 17, 2022
I never knew saskay and Angel were same age. Angel sef go senior am be dat.

Dem dey give me blue pill since
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Video Of Tired Boyfriend After Marathon Sex by gonkin(m): 3:36am On May 17, 2022
She never meet grin. He's probably the size of a toothbrush with the stamina of a 90 year old grandpa.
Car Talk › Re: My Toyota Corolla Vandalized by gonkin(m): 7:15pm On May 16, 2022
This is why I hate corolla. I remember I wanted to get a car for mom, lots of corolla but I decided not to cuz its a thief magnet, if they can't steal the car, they vandalise.

One thing I recently have taken note of is that 1 out of 5 cars is a corolla but looking down your street you'll hardly see a corolla parked outside.

Painful thing is that once your car gets stolen, if you're not fast enough to track it down (if u have tracker), they hardly sell it anymore, they take it apart (butcher) and sell. Cuz selling in one piece has a higher probability of being traced.

To be on a safer side some people weld in their ecu to prevent it from being vandalised. because some alarm too dey worry neighbours wen small breeze blow, these day people only go for keyless entry only and not one that has security. Success rate on Vandalism of corolla is on the high side. I haven't really heard anyone was caught red handed.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N100k Job In Ibadan Or N200k Job In VI Lagos by gonkin(m): 3:49pm On May 16, 2022
DawnG1:
Have you been to Ibadan?
I did my ND there. It's a place where if u are not yoruba and you're light in complexion, u will be called omo igbo. I was supposed to be transferred there in 2020, I rejected the offer cuz i know wetin dey
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N100k Job In Ibadan Or N200k Job In VI Lagos by gonkin(m): 3:47pm On May 16, 2022
Morenikeji090:
Bleep delta I love my south west..
undecided who dey follow this one drag na?
TV/Movies › Re: Checkout Denrele Edun's Outfit To AMVCA 2022 Awards by gonkin(m): 2:25pm On May 16, 2022
Niece:
Nigerian TV host, Adenrele Oluwafemi Edun popularly known as Denrele stole the show at the just concluded AMVCA 2022 with his electric outfit, WonderTV Media reports.

Watch video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgXxMTbB9bY

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdlVnRoI06i/
At least i go get where plug my phone if battery low
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N100k Job In Ibadan Or N200k Job In VI Lagos by gonkin(m): 2:23pm On May 16, 2022
Morenikeji090:
Lagos be like London and america for your people that's why lol... Ibadan is dope and he will enjoy his money and all..
I did my ND at ibadan If u wan groove go delta, u will enjoy your money as well

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