₦airaland Forum

Even with their corruption, their shilling still get value pass Naira. Na wen u wan relocate go Canada u go discover say the 20m wen u gather na small money

Simple. Its Johny. The z's are his bros

Now this is my kind of crew. Someone that looks beyond.
You know there's a saying that seeing distant planets is like looking into the future cuz of the way light travels.
And the relationship between time and space is another. Youre in saturn, youre gonna age slower than people on earth.

Now a black hole is another where gravitational time dilation, makes an object appear still as it approaches the event horizon. These are things ive read.

Whats your take on deja vu and is it normal to experience em 3 to 5 times a month. Living a particular moment like you've experienced it before and knowing whats gonna happen next.

We all have what gives us joy.

Im crazy for metal.

Naija songs all sound d same
Tu, tu, tum,............. gbim
Tu, tu, tum...............gbin

3 bangos and the bass same pattern.

Nmezor:
.Isn't Delta filthy too?

Lagos is worse

Reminds me of a movie called THE CORE

Lagos is very dirty. Make rain fall u go know whats up

solochris:
I have no pity for LATSMA

Imagine if lastma hold gun, u go praise police then. Lastma deserves it

His handle speaks of him

TheWolfen:
Okay
Make I DM?

He looks like one Mushin tout that stopped me in lagos

Every body now na figure 8, thanks to waist trainer

Thank God for drones

My doppelganger wont look like me because wetin eye don see mouth no fit talk. Sun dey hot

Well its a special feature that comes with the package

The problem with most ladies is that they ignore the red flags in a relationship and take it to marriage

The reason ladies ignore red flag maybe because the guy is good on bed or the guy is the one sponsoring her financially

A guy that beats you while you're dating, will certainly beat you when you're married to him.

Never ignore red flags in your partner.

federal9:
It seems I am the only man that has not visited or bleeped ashawo before.

No you're not. I have never even cheated in my life before maybe thats why girls i date see me finish. There's always soapee to the rescue. Its safe and secure. Ive never had sex with someone i have no feelings for. When i see my guys dissing me about not cheating or paying for short time, they say it like something is wrong with my brain.

ImoleNaija:
Death to all scammers



God forbid!

Me sef wonder. No be everybody get mind to scam. Lack of legitimate income has messed up the nigerian brain.

Mermaid's existence hasnt been proved but mami-water dey for village

Too bad engineering lecturers are sadists.

Lagos is not the only state

U no see how people dey struggle for brt

Eba straight. Cuz that shit clogs up my system

kizonero:
Lolz....proper Nigerian style. When money finishes, love will end.

Exactly. U no know the kind of woman wen u get till u no get money to give am, ask yahoo boys wen don cast.

A man's love for a woman is graded by the cost of item he gets for her and not the sacrifices and storms he experiences to put a smile on her face. Thats why who buy car for woman is assumed to be more loving than who donate him kidney for woman.

oldienavie:
I clocked 36 years 2 months ago, I look fit for my age compared to many Nigerians(I realised most Nigerians dont pay attention to their physical fitness).
I have been outside of the country and just got back with the aim of trying to get a wife.
Am I too old to expect to find a decent woman ?
What suggestions do you have with regards to getting a good woman in the shortest possible time ?
Thanks all.

No one is too old ask ned. Just get money. Love will come.

Okafor
A. Musa

I dont really crave meat, fish or eggs. My own is plantains

When can i leave Naija for good so that any news i see about Nigeria wont affect me. Ill just be laughing and saying to myself. E NO CONCERN ME

I no know say sharia get mate

dem dey break record for my village. My great grandfather's died at 155, i still question the obituary cuz i dont think they calculated it right.

Nmezor:
Yeah... Calabar ke

Yes Nmezor dey hook tongue. Calabar warrior. When they communicate in their local lingo, i usually laugh. This ur Nmezor reminds me of EMZOR. EMZOR paracetamol

Nmezor:
Oh you served in my state?

i thought u was calabar/imo "NMEZOR"
Is it Nneka mezor?

Nmezor:
Well way back at school never met / saw anyone who ova eats .. Na alcohol ppl dey take more .Guys around no dey too chop self. . . Pls who are Ayamelum people?

Ayamelum is in anambra a very remote location