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Celebrities › Re: PSG Pays Neymar An Extra N270m/Month Just To Wave At Club Supporters (Photos) by gonkin(m): 8:04pm On Sep 14, 2021
Nigerian currency is awful.
Family › Re: Older Bachelors How Do You Cope With Loneliness? by gonkin(m): 8:40pm On Sep 13, 2021
wunmi590:
Truly, to those who are still single, you can't miss what you dont have.....
Similar to a line from boss baby
TV/Movies › Re: #bbnaija - Angel Opens Her Private Part In Front Of Whitemoney And Queen by gonkin(m): 1:24pm On Sep 13, 2021
Jerryherd:
huh



I blame Angels father.... That girl is so spoilt and he keeps defending her, even at 21 she's not matured for the show. But some father's can sell their daughter for any price


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Angel is an over pampered person. Back then she will insult u and when u wanna discipline her, her grandmother will fight u. E don tay when she be spoilt brat but her own she's overshooting it.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cheated And She Told Me, How Do I React? by gonkin(m): 1:19pm On Sep 13, 2021
Unless you're also a cheat, just Walk away. Cheating is a thing of choice. She made hers
Computers › Re: Laptop Fan Sounds Like Grinding Machine by gonkin(m): 7:40pm On Sep 11, 2021
Dust particles. Try blowing the vents with ur mouth. It would improve
Car Talk › Re: My Lexus Car Vibrates When I Turn It On by gonkin(m): 10:27am On Sep 11, 2021
U messed with a coil wire or a vacuum line/sensor connection.

Look around for any loose wire or vacuum line
Business › Re: How FIRS Works by gonkin(op): 8:08am On Sep 11, 2021
famouscargo4u:
There is always tax audit done to verify what you paid. If you're found not to have paid the correct thing, you will be made to pay additional tax
I believe after it has been verified a certificate is given
Business › Re: How FIRS Works by gonkin(op): 7:38am On Sep 11, 2021
orisa37:
FIRS(TAX COLLECTORS) ARE CORRUPT. THE RICHER YOU ARE THE MORE YOU INCUR THEIR WRATH FOR INVESTIGATION TO CHARGE YOU.


GET AN AUDITOR TODAY TO NEGOTIATE ON YOUR BEHALF WITH FIRS AND OBTAIN TAX CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE FOR YOUR COMPANY EVERY YEAR.
Yes theres a clearance certificate for each year till the company closed down all taxes were cleared but why are they still coming when all payments were cleared and the company no longer runs
Politics › Re: 30 States Risk Bankruptcy As Lagos, Rivers Set For New VAT Regime by gonkin(m): 7:30am On Sep 11, 2021
This move will encourage states to develop themselves. Not someone saying NO to western development yet eating from the fruit of others. DEVELOP UR STATE. The ones that like chasing away companies and businesses will definitely encourage businesses and companies to invest on their soil
Business › How FIRS Works by gonkin(op): 7:06am On Sep 11, 2021
Someone should tell me how FIRS works cuz someone close to me has been complaining of always paying yet it seems like the payment doesn't finish. He pays constantly yet they claim he's got outstanding debt. Close to 250k per quarter from quarterly payments of 2.7m.

Now he's been wrecked for almost 6months and gone out of business. Individuals claiming to be from FIRS came visiting his closed store claiming he still owes about 400k.

My question is how does their taxing system work. Why are they taking so much. Also after consulting me, I had a suspicion that his financial auditor does some foul play cuz. Its since he began auditing that's when the endless bills began for almost 2 years now. And he claimed the company was fined but all fines were cleared fines of up to 2m. With audit certificates of 4 years straight. NO EMAIL WAS EVER RECEIVED FROM FIRS.

So what the issue here... Why do they still come claiming there's outstanding debt. because the company has folded up for almost 6months with no debts. Why the claim from these individuals. Or is someone(probably the auditor) trying to goof around. Cuz when I asked he claimed they didn't show an id card (what the new resident of the store said)
Food › Re: Eating Meat Last: Why Do Most Nigerians Do This? by gonkin(m): 6:29pm On Sep 10, 2021
Hismasterpiece:
Ever since I was a kid, I've always been used to eating the meat last, that is, after eating the rice, or swallow or whatever is served.

I noticed that my father, mother, brothers all follow this rule.

I have also noticed it in public events. When rice is served, people usually eat the rice first and the meat last. The same goes for swallow or anything that is served with meat.

My question is, why is that so?

Why is it that most Nigerians follow this unwritten rule?
Unless na 3 or more meat, i always save the meat for last. Also water comes last
Car Talk › Re: Honda Pilot 2007 Vs Mitsubishi Outlander 2007: Which is Better? by gonkin(m):
Outlander all the way
Its got an advantage of timing chain, its lighter, more modern, its a crossover of the lancer

Major disadvantage is parts availability, its underpowered with slower acceleration. The i4 models use cvt but the v6 is 6 speed.

Pilot would have been perfect but uses a belt on an interference engine so if the belt snaps while you're on high speed, bye bye top cylinder. So maintenance of belt is important. Thats a major disadvantage on pilot.
Health › I'm Looking For This Product by gonkin(op): 9:17am On Sep 09, 2021
Please does anyone have an idea where I can get this in lagos.

BestMade Natural Products Trigeminal Neuralgia Bm123

Car Talk › Re: My Car Is Killing Me. Please Help Me Before It Finishes Me. by gonkin(m): 12:35pm On Sep 08, 2021
You fixed a problem and didn't bother to check for what caused it. It could be as simple as a stuck thermostat. Even your mechanic na makpe. Sock head. Who knows where they sell inline thermostat.
Crime › Re: Not Every Young Rich Person Is A Yahoo Boy (Opinion) by gonkin(m): 9:33pm On Sep 06, 2021
Old man no get time to show off its why they get away with yahoo.
Health › Re: Help!! My Scalp Is Folding And Getting Heavy by gonkin(m): 8:35pm On Sep 06, 2021
I got mine about 10 years ago. No big deal unless u be the type wen dey barb abori. I got mine in my early 20s. Nothing to fear. Na big man head
Celebrities › Re: Teni With Her Pants Down On A Toilet Seat (Photo) by gonkin(m): 9:58am On Aug 30, 2021
Damn her shitbox covered the whole seat. Can't see the wc. Dropping bombs
Politics › Re: DisCos Get NERC Approval To Increase Tariff September 1st by gonkin(m): 11:36am On Aug 29, 2021
Remember how nitel died. If everyone has a solar unit in their apartment, discos go tire. Have u noticed most production factories are now off grid. Using gas/diesel Genset Gensets most of the time.
Crime › Re: Hushpuppi: How Did The FBI Unlock A Locked IPhone? by gonkin(m): 6:36am On Aug 29, 2021
If they can retrieve data from a formated HDD wetin dey iPhone wen dem no feel unlock. Its just decryption
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photos Of Liquorose With Tuface, Wizkid, D’Banj by gonkin(m): 1:06pm On Aug 27, 2021
I wasnt even up to 18 when 2baba released African queen and that song was released in 2004. How the hell is she still under 30? If i join people wen dey lie for age i for be 24.
Crime › Re: 10 Deadliest Terrorist Groups In The World Today by gonkin(m): 6:45am On Aug 24, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
[s][/s]

Go & rescue your first class citizen brother
Amazing this photo still exists. I took this photo on the 25th of November last year
Nairaland General › Re: What Is That Thing That No Amount Of Peer Pressure Can Make You Do? by gonkin(m): 11:36am On Aug 19, 2021
Carry ashewo
Politics › Re: Muaz Magaji Deletes Post Celebrating Taliban After Backlash by gonkin(m): 9:35am On Aug 18, 2021
Sand monkeys and Arabs. They make Islam look like a bad religion. What's their problem.
TV/Movies › Re: Kayvee Withdrawn From BBNaija Over Health Issue by gonkin(m): 6:25pm On Aug 16, 2021
Probably missing his candy and chronic
TV/Movies › Re: Saskay Disgraces Cross For Slapping Her Bum At BBNaija Jacuzzi Party by gonkin(m): 6:50pm On Aug 14, 2021
SocialJustice:
Copycat say your own. cheesy
Copyist what'd u say?
TV/Movies › Re: Saskay Disgraces Cross For Slapping Her Bum At BBNaija Jacuzzi Party by gonkin(m): 4:20pm On Aug 14, 2021
SocialJustice:
You be mumu you no know.
You be Dundee hope say u know
TV/Movies › Re: Saskay Disgraces Cross For Slapping Her Bum At BBNaija Jacuzzi Party by gonkin(m): 2:18pm On Aug 14, 2021
SocialJustice:
Wowo girl go sleep. This Cross na colo sha, na everything when get yansh them dey touch? cheesy
because she no bleach u say she wowo. Kai naija
Crime › Re: EFCC Declares Four Wanted For Forgery, Computer-Related Fraud by gonkin(m): 6:05pm On Aug 12, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....

My niggggggggeeeeeeeeessssss ....



Brother....that era don pass....all niggarrrrs dey invest now
No more one for the DJ, one for the hypeman, two for him table....
come to sapele Road in Benin city...most of the buildings and investment belong to bombers and keyboard warriors
U giving efcc tips
Phones › Re: When Last Did You Switch Off Your Phone ? by gonkin(m): 11:49pm On Aug 11, 2021
10000mah battery on my phone so battery lasts crazy. I think it's April the last time I switched off. Even when changing sims I use airplane mode then insert sim. I was trying an app on xposedframwork. Never ever turn off data. OUKITEL K7
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Blaqbonez Under Fire For Dissing Yerins by gonkin(m): 12:52pm On Aug 10, 2021
He wants to be famous because I've never heard of blackbonze
Politics › Re: Enugu Is An Overhyped Village: Pictures/Video by gonkin(m): 9:16pm On Aug 08, 2021
theTranscriber:
Ibadan is bigger than Lagos
So there are many down places obviously

Yes you talk like ipob
Kill yourself
Everyone knows ibadan and lagos ain't the same size. Didn't u do current affairs in your primary?
Kill myself? You're the one that's paranoid with suicidal tendencies. I won't desire u to kill urself though, cuz if dim-witted tribalists like u diddn't exist I wouldn't have the sensation of intelligence right now.

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