₦airaland Forum

Nmezor:
I can imagine.

How about yours or was everyone well mannered like they're royalty? School is Where u meet all the psychos. Life's hard and we too busy trying to make money and forgot how silly we can be. Nysc too was maad, i really love those ayamelum people.

Rocket's Nigerian kin.

Nmezor:
Lolz @ the big head n Tommy.

Yeah roommates from school. He's an example of someone u don't wanna share with.

Nmezor:
Wow, you don't say...Is his physique like urs?

Nope he's big bone. Big head, big Tommy

Bank cleaner is better. Fuel attendant always gets shortage in payment

Nmezor:
I see but ur not chubby sha...

Its good im not. All that "im watching my weight stuff" dont apply to me. Imagine being chubbed up. Constant exercise and veggies. But i still can take 12 ballz with hot Ogbonna soup as lubricant to make it slide down my gut. Its quite easy but no rush. Can take 30 to 40 minutes especially when seeing an amazing movie. Before u know it the plate's empty. LEVELED THE MOUNTAIN. I once wished there was an eating competition. Like a weekly thing. Wish i could host or compete. Na there u go see men wen go down 20 balls in 1 sitting. I wouldn't even stand a chance against those dudes. I have a friend called amos. That guy's a f$cken god. Chop like Shrek

Granny klumps

No worry she's BBN, her fans will get her a new one

Port Harcourt is black soot
Lagos is Dust soot

Nmezor:
Wow,an ur this slim.

Cuz u assume i take 12 balls of akpu every day? Or you're disappointed im not chubby look like a blowfish.

Although i once was fat. Didn't lik my tommy and butt so i worked on my physique

Im 6ft 2in (foot size 46). So i may appear slim but i aint

so sad Naija exchange rate made a mattress so expensive. I think our politicians spend more than when u look at their budget.

Nmezor:
Is DAT you in ur DP?

Yep

Is GUS still on? Cuz no one seems to talk about it

I do 12 in 1 sitting. I don use am chop money. Some akpu can be small. But if its big one, its 8

Mine is so durable and very much tuned. Use it every day. Only regular oil changes and its 7.5ltr approx 13k for oil change alone.

Now i wanna change the rear drum brakes. Upgrade shocks, tyres and 1 headlight. 200k will do that.

But quarterly i rarely spend up to 15k for maintenance.

Its a solid axle vehicle so nothing like wheel framework problem. Its an 80 series landcruiser built for offroad but tuned for economy. I also do maintenance myself so i do weekly preventive maintenance.

I also wanna install a 50A deep cycle battery with a 2000w inverter so it has twin batteries.

Costs a lot lesser when u have both knowledge and skill and also make time to maintain

Wait,......... Thats a girl?

I hope when shes done with nysc she no go change am for u. Cuz girls are crazy especially at that age 17 to 23, their head dey shake

Person wen i know wen buy dog (yahoo boy) more than 500k fine looking dog after 2 years maga no pay, dog wan come start wahala like wetin witches send come. Also this blindness, drooling, anus wahala issues the guy sell the dog for less than 150k. He said dog no get 2nd hand value and its perishable. I laugh sha.

Fix it and sell it.... i understand the relationship would be gone but tou gonna feel worse when it goes blind so do the needful and sell sell sell. No 2nd value. Lol so funny

Joysticks:
Many of his ilk end up bedridden and they will be seeking for the public to assist them financially.He hustle no mean say he go spend recklessly.STOP SUPPORTING BAD THING.

You nailed it. They get to a certain age and experience health issues then seek assistance but dont get any.

Na Ojb own pain me. After all the hails and show off when the finance really mattered the other artists looked away. Na to show off them sabi. Biglo too don delete. Due to kidney problem.

Well its not my money so let them do. Im gonna work towards earning mine. DANGOTE NO DEY SHOW OFF

In my case i have serious trouble understanding Nigerian songs. Foreign songs is a breeze

Good evening

Im curious to know if any other person experiences that but anytime im using Facebook app, a message occasionally pops up saying im out of data. Even when i loaded recently. Its been happening for months but seems to be more frequent than usual. Is any other person getting such? Or maybe its my data plan. I usually subscribe MY OFFER 1k 5gb thats meant for 14days but i exhaust it in a week. I do alot of streaming so when the message pops up after hiding photos and other media, i assume ive exhausted my data only to see im barely halfway. Whenever i tap on SEE PHOTOS it returns. The 1k 5gb really favours me alot.

Boobatron
Melonaise

Fine working class girl just die like that. This one pain me.

endsarrrs:
Buhari governance is better than Jonathan governance

Are u a fraudster?

If only he stepped out the vehicle and people discovered he's grey-money, the hissing go loud reach anambra

Just ignore him cuz yahoo boys know how to yenta yap about girls that don't dance to their tune. U may say vaginal infection, He'll tell his men its HIV. Just ignore

Na North dey benefit all these things. I know someone that received a share of 500k in the North and i was amazed when he told me.

They mentioned pastor mum as pastor mum cuz its a bible. They should have called her a fan. Afterall she presented a gift too

Here's mine

Even if someone sends me a link via WhatsApp, I don't click

adranaj:
Pls Nairalanders, who knows ODA official development assistance and their recruitment process, the process was okay until after preselection then was asked to pay $60(N34000) to be authenticated.can a legit process demand payment or is just another scam. Thank you and waiting for your replies

Oga na scam, no company will ask you to pay with a document as evidence cuz if it fails u can sue them so they never risk such