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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Almost Got There Now I'm Depressed Cuz I Didn't by gonkin(op): 10:20am On Jan 14, 2022
SarutobiEky:
It's going to be all right sir. I assure you. I'm also in need of a job. Keep your head up.
I have to but the effects ain't wearing off easy. The pay is just over 270k in a location where life is cheap and easy. That would have made a big break for me. Losing ur job isn't easy.
Jobs/VacanciesAlmost Got There Now I'm Depressed Cuz I Didn't by gonkin(op):
Good morning

I lost my job as a power plant operator in December 2020 due to site restructuring. It was an IPP, they weren't generating up to proposed capacity and had to relocate. Some staffs were retained, few were laid off. I was amongst the few laid off.
Till date I'm still unemployed holding onto my hopes to get future opportunities to prove myself

Last year July 2021. I applied for the position of a fireman at seplat energy. Over 800 applicants too. Passed the first written interview the numbers dropped to 120 for the assessment. Passed the assessment it was down to the last 16 and 5 were to be selected for medicals. I was really good at it and thought I was gonna get it.
From July through September, October and December.
A close friend I always helped cuz he had no clue and looked up to me so for tips on what to do cuz he's never had such interview experience told me yesterday at 3pm that he got his invite for medicals and asked if I saw mine. I told him NO. He fell sad immediately that it wasn't the mission that we were supposed to succeed together. I told him at least 1 of us made it. I was deeply sad inside cuz i had the positive feeling I was gonna get to medical stage.

I need help getting motivated cuz im sad I didn't get there after 6months. I'm back to searching for jobs.
Please help me get back on my feet. I was too overconfident I was gonna get it so its killing me psychologically. Its not my first time failing but I actually had the mind I was gonna get this one for sure.

Please guys if there any job offers out there I could really use it to suppress this depression. Its worse than heartbreak. My appetite just vanished.

I need advice on how to get it out of my head.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Beatrice Buys New Honda (Photos) by gonkin(m): 10:15am On Jan 11, 2022
It's her money but why crosstour? A 2nd generation mdx would be better or rx350 that's got good feedback
Jokes EtcRe: Eight Kinds Of People You'll Find In January 2022 (memes) by gonkin(m): 7:44pm On Jan 05, 2022
I wish i could pretend to laugh huh
HealthRe: Port Harcourt Black Soot Is Affecting The Atmospheric Colour: Video by gonkin(m): 6:53pm On Dec 27, 2021
I once worked as an intern boiler operator for just a month while waiting for HND. And experienced the black soot from the machine's chimney I operated . We cleaned chairs once every 5hours nose masks/respirators had black all over. I finally got admission and during the medical the guy at the xray told me to stop smoking.
Me we never smoke for my life wen person smoke cigar near me i will have headache. I told him I've never smoked he told me to stop denying that I'm too young to be a chronic smoker and then showed me some shits in my xray that got me shocked that's its similar to the lungs of an addict and he's advising me to stop. I began to panic and told him it's where I worked cuz he showed me the difference between a normal scan and mine. See dirty for my chest. He then asked if I still worked there I told him NO. Then he says I shouldn't worry that I would be fine.

Since the issue of black soot in pH began, I fear for the people I know over there cuz i only ate soot for 6hours 5 days a week. Some people eat soot at pH for over 20hrs. The thing no funny. My guy wen dey work there dey panic cuz work no dey easy. Anytime we gist he's always on panic mode cuz of what he cleans from his environment.
TV/MoviesRe: Odudu Otu Is The Winner Of Gulder Ultimate Search 2021 (Season 12) by gonkin(m): 10:04pm On Dec 26, 2021
Are u kidding. So this show still dey happen. Stingy NBL. No wonder contractors hate working with them
CelebritiesRe: Small Doctor Celebrates One Year Of Celibacy by gonkin(m): 6:37pm On Dec 25, 2021
Mine is Over a year and counting due to job issues. Gain no dey inside. Abstinence won't make u fresh, I think it ruined my looks cuz i look older, it actually ruins sex drive, shortens the p3nis and increased my shyness, I know I'm getting me a girlfriend soon and I'm gonna get laid till my sausage falls off. There's nothing cool about abstinence especially when u aint a virgin. Bang all u can cuz when u age u aint gonna be able to drill. Ur body's gonna need all the vitamins.
EducationRe: 10 Nigerian Snacks Every 80s/90s Child Can Relate To by gonkin(m): 8:32pm On Dec 24, 2021
I wish they could bring back Goody Goody and bicbite
FamilyRe: White Lady Spotted In Wrapper Using Nigerian Grinding Stone And Speaking Pidgin by gonkin(m): 4:27pm On Dec 13, 2021
She even speaks pidgin better than i do. I still dont know how to use a stone
CrimeRe: Thief That Stole My Friend's Phone Posted His Picture With The Phone On Whatsapp by gonkin(m): 7:07pm On Dec 12, 2021
Afonja
CelebritiesRe: Isoko Boys Are Good In Bed - OAP Moet Abebe (video) by gonkin(m): 7:00pm On Dec 12, 2021
Yes, as an Urhobo man i perform my duties. No viagra no cialis. All natural. On a down side Urhobo men are chronic womanizers. 1 booty is never enough. I have an uncle that chews a minimum of 2 different doughnuts per day.
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigeria Girls Wicked by gonkin(m): 2:10pm On Dec 12, 2021
Her marriage to another dude is an open door for u. Wen babes full there. You have been freed from a liability
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Most Rugged Looking Nigerian Musicians by gonkin(m): 2:08pm On Dec 12, 2021
Jazzman01:
9 Zlatan
For real he's rugged
RomanceRe: At My Age My Prick is like 2year old boy penis by gonkin(m): 10:37pm On Dec 11, 2021
Use a roller and olive/coconut oil. Effect will be noticed in a month. Pen!s is filled with spongy muscles
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Dated A Sex Addict Before? by gonkin(m): 10:31pm On Dec 11, 2021
Yes my first ever and i liked it cuz i was a lady killer. I never get tired too
CelebritiesRe: Kristina 'Kika' Dukic Commits Suicide Over Hateful Messages by gonkin(m): 10:16pm On Dec 11, 2021
This fine babe done delete shocked
FoodRe: Big Snake Killed By A Nairalander Today!! by gonkin(m): 9:07pm On Dec 10, 2021
The last photo is amazingly funny
RomanceRe: I’m Devastated Right Now. Don’t Know What To Do Atm by gonkin(m): 12:27pm On Dec 10, 2021
Red flag. The thought of someone else banging someone i love and she images of her moaning. Its enough to end it. I don't give 2nd chances cuz cheating is a choice. Cuz of that fear i have philophobia
PoliticsRe: 6 American Actors That Were Born In Nigeria by gonkin(m): 10:32am On Dec 10, 2021
Bolaji Badejo was the first ever xenomorph
FamilyRe: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by gonkin(m):
I've been single for almost a year. When i was dating and my last girl travelled for a long i still never ever cheated. Its one of the few advantages of fiddling with sergeant sausage. You dont need someone else to quench ur urges. Its one of the reasons i know I'll be able to control myself always. Konji can make you think and commit stupid things. I hate masturbation but sometimes i think of the things i would have done if i didn't milk myself. Just be careful, masturbation can be addictive and also it delays ejaculation grin so its 25mins at least per round especially with an aparatus that got enlarged due to massaging. Dont know if its just me. I haven't had sex for a year and im still sane. Maybe that's why i dont lie about my feelings cuz konji can make u propose feelings for the wrong person.

Wouldnt advice the ice method.
BusinessRe: Fight Breaks Out In Banking Hall As Bank Refuses To Reverse Customers' Money by gonkin(m): 8:15pm On Dec 09, 2021
What i experienced with uba last month is unforgivable. I have abandoned my uba account cuz i was completely broke for 3 days
RomanceRe: My Nose Is Becoming Too Wide!!! (photos) by gonkin(m): 7:59pm On Dec 08, 2021
You could be an ambassador or relatives to the 7 dwarfs

CrimeRe: White Lady Cries After Being Scammed By A Fraudster. Photos, Videos. by gonkin(m): 12:48pm On Dec 07, 2021
sheanzy:
thunder fire u

do you know much I will lose if naira falls to N80
You'll gain if u time it right
CrimeRe: White Lady Cries After Being Scammed By A Fraudster. Photos, Videos. by gonkin(m): 10:57am On Dec 07, 2021
Fastest way to reduce cybercrime, strengthen the naira. Make it N80 or less. Boys will find other sources of income. When u made the dollar above 440 even $100 na block money
FamilyRe: Is It Bad If A Married Man Cooks? by gonkin(m):
Thats something ill probably experience in future unless shes with me cooking. I love cooking and doing my chores myself im one of those that dont like relying on people cuz i feel you wont do it like i do. I still fix my car myself, electrical wiring but i definitely won't build house myself cuz ive done masonry and it sint easy. I've lived as a single guy for so long sometimes i asked my if marriage is something ill experience someday and how im gonna cope. The thing is team work. Africa made it seem as if a woman is a servant and its annoying.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Harnaam Kaur: Youngest Female With A Full Beard (Pictures) by gonkin(m): 9:26pm On Dec 06, 2021
Which kind thing be dis
PoliticsRe: Photos From Kenya That Would Make You Think Nigeria Is Less Corrupt by gonkin(m): 8:48pm On Dec 06, 2021
Even with their corruption, their shilling still get value pass Naira. Na wen u wan relocate go Canada u go discover say the 20m wen u gather na small money
Forum GamesRe: IQ Test: Can You Answer It? by gonkin(m): 9:28am On Dec 06, 2021
Simple. Its Johny. The z's are his bros
EducationRe: These Photos Will Make You Question Your Existence by gonkin(m): 4:57am On Dec 06, 2021
Now this is my kind of crew. Someone that looks beyond.
You know there's a saying that seeing distant planets is like looking into the future cuz of the way light travels.
And the relationship between time and space is another. Youre in saturn, youre gonna age slower than people on earth.

Now a black hole is another where gravitational time dilation, makes an object appear still as it approaches the event horizon. These are things ive read.

Whats your take on deja vu and is it normal to experience em 3 to 5 times a month. Living a particular moment like you've experienced it before and knowing whats gonna happen next.
CelebritiesRe: Bisi Alimi: 80% Of Nigerian Music Are Noisy, Meaningless And Toxic by gonkin(m): 9:28pm On Dec 05, 2021
We all have what gives us joy.

Im crazy for metal.

Naija songs all sound d same
Tu, tu, tum,............. gbim
Tu, tu, tum...............gbin

3 bangos and the bass same pattern.
PoliticsRe: Report Rates 30 States In Nigeria Dirty, 7 Clean by gonkin(m): 6:35pm On Dec 05, 2021
Nmezor:
smiley.Isn't Delta filthy too?
Lagos is worse
Science/TechnologyRe: Hundreds Of Birds Found Dead After Falling From The Sky Like Rain (Pictures) by gonkin(m): 2:59pm On Dec 05, 2021
Reminds me of a movie called THE CORE

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