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Unless it's a country created after 2001 Ill know its flag. I thank my dad for that handbook contains country, capital and flag. My favourite was always Venezuela cuz its capital (Caracas) sounded like crackers and i love crackers

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Iyaebe:
Where is his mother? I don't have respect for men who breeds children out of wedlock, that's an animalistic behaviour.Hbd to the boy who didn't ask his dad to be spreading his seeds carelessly. No responsible man will have a child outside wedlock, no matter how children of internet wants to normalize it,it can never be normal.

Wetin concern u.

Nikoooo:
Hello dear Community,

I am a 30 year old guy from Germany. I am in Lagos because of work for about 5 months now. So I met this girl 1 months ago and she told me she is 19. Her body looks very matured. So we exchanged numbers and met some few times. I invited her to Restaurants and bought her new iphone and a lot of nice things. I like her a lot. Her mum sells fish and she works with her mum.

So last week we had sex for the first time and since then had sex several times. Today she came to me and told me she only is 16 years old. I was shocked and told her I dont want to see her anymore and blocked her number on my phone. Please what should I do?

Is it even legal for a 30 year old to date a 16 year old in Nigeria? I am even scared for getting into trouble with the law now too. I still like her but dont knlw what to do now. Maybe you have an idea. Thanks.

You ain't gat the speech pattern of a dude from the outside so it's ain't no use faking it

Miracood2:
270k monthly? I feel ur pain bro..

Keep applying..

I need more links to get applications. Screening is easy and fun but not getting there after being successful through all stages is a killer. I need more applications

SarutobiEky:
It's going to be all right sir. I assure you. I'm also in need of a job. Keep your head up.

I have to but the effects ain't wearing off easy. The pay is just over 270k in a location where life is cheap and easy. That would have made a big break for me. Losing ur job isn't easy.

Good morning

I lost my job as a power plant operator in December 2020 due to site restructuring. It was an IPP, they weren't generating up to proposed capacity and had to relocate. Some staffs were retained, few were laid off. I was amongst the few laid off.
Till date I'm still unemployed holding onto my hopes to get future opportunities to prove myself

Last year July 2021. I applied for the position of a fireman at seplat energy. Over 800 applicants too. Passed the first written interview the numbers dropped to 120 for the assessment. Passed the assessment it was down to the last 16 and 5 were to be selected for medicals. I was really good at it and thought I was gonna get it.
From July through September, October and December.
A close friend I always helped cuz he had no clue and looked up to me so for tips on what to do cuz he's never had such interview experience told me yesterday at 3pm that he got his invite for medicals and asked if I saw mine. I told him NO. He fell sad immediately that it wasn't the mission that we were supposed to succeed together. I told him at least 1 of us made it. I was deeply sad inside cuz i had the positive feeling I was gonna get to medical stage.

I need help getting motivated cuz im sad I didn't get there after 6months. I'm back to searching for jobs.
Please help me get back on my feet. I was too overconfident I was gonna get it so its killing me psychologically. Its not my first time failing but I actually had the mind I was gonna get this one for sure.

Please guys if there any job offers out there I could really use it to suppress this depression. Its worse than heartbreak. My appetite just vanished.

I need advice on how to get it out of my head.

It's her money but why crosstour? A 2nd generation mdx would be better or rx350 that's got good feedback

I wish i could pretend to laugh

I once worked as an intern boiler operator for just a month while waiting for HND. And experienced the black soot from the machine's chimney I operated . We cleaned chairs once every 5hours nose masks/respirators had black all over. I finally got admission and during the medical the guy at the xray told me to stop smoking.
Me we never smoke for my life wen person smoke cigar near me i will have headache. I told him I've never smoked he told me to stop denying that I'm too young to be a chronic smoker and then showed me some shits in my xray that got me shocked that's its similar to the lungs of an addict and he's advising me to stop. I began to panic and told him it's where I worked cuz he showed me the difference between a normal scan and mine. See dirty for my chest. He then asked if I still worked there I told him NO. Then he says I shouldn't worry that I would be fine.

Since the issue of black soot in pH began, I fear for the people I know over there cuz i only ate soot for 6hours 5 days a week. Some people eat soot at pH for over 20hrs. The thing no funny. My guy wen dey work there dey panic cuz work no dey easy. Anytime we gist he's always on panic mode cuz of what he cleans from his environment.

Are u kidding. So this show still dey happen. Stingy NBL. No wonder contractors hate working with them

Mine is Over a year and counting due to job issues. Gain no dey inside. Abstinence won't make u fresh, I think it ruined my looks cuz i look older, it actually ruins sex drive, shortens the p3nis and increased my shyness, I know I'm getting me a girlfriend soon and I'm gonna get laid till my sausage falls off. There's nothing cool about abstinence especially when u aint a virgin. Bang all u can cuz when u age u aint gonna be able to drill. Ur body's gonna need all the vitamins.

I wish they could bring back Goody Goody and bicbite

She even speaks pidgin better than i do. I still dont know how to use a stone

Afonja

Yes, as an Urhobo man i perform my duties. No viagra no cialis. All natural. On a down side Urhobo men are chronic womanizers. 1 booty is never enough. I have an uncle that chews a minimum of 2 different doughnuts per day.

Her marriage to another dude is an open door for u. Wen babes full there. You have been freed from a liability

Jazzman01:
9 Zlatan

For real he's rugged

Use a roller and olive/coconut oil. Effect will be noticed in a month. Pen!s is filled with spongy muscles

Yes my first ever and i liked it cuz i was a lady killer. I never get tired too

This fine babe done delete

The last photo is amazingly funny

Red flag. The thought of someone else banging someone i love and she images of her moaning. Its enough to end it. I don't give 2nd chances cuz cheating is a choice. Cuz of that fear i have philophobia

Bolaji Badejo was the first ever xenomorph

I've been single for almost a year. When i was dating and my last girl travelled for a long i still never ever cheated. Its one of the few advantages of fiddling with sergeant sausage. You dont need someone else to quench ur urges. Its one of the reasons i know I'll be able to control myself always. Konji can make you think and commit stupid things. I hate masturbation but sometimes i think of the things i would have done if i didn't milk myself. Just be careful, masturbation can be addictive and also it delays ejaculation so its 25mins at least per round especially with an aparatus that got enlarged due to massaging. Dont know if its just me. I haven't had sex for a year and im still sane. Maybe that's why i dont lie about my feelings cuz konji can make u propose feelings for the wrong person.

Wouldnt advice the ice method.

What i experienced with uba last month is unforgivable. I have abandoned my uba account cuz i was completely broke for 3 days

You could be an ambassador or relatives to the 7 dwarfs

sheanzy:
thunder fire u

do you know much I will lose if naira falls to N80

You'll gain if u time it right

Fastest way to reduce cybercrime, strengthen the naira. Make it N80 or less. Boys will find other sources of income. When u made the dollar above 440 even $100 na block money

Thats something ill probably experience in future unless shes with me cooking. I love cooking and doing my chores myself im one of those that dont like relying on people cuz i feel you wont do it like i do. I still fix my car myself, electrical wiring but i definitely won't build house myself cuz ive done masonry and it sint easy. I've lived as a single guy for so long sometimes i asked my if marriage is something ill experience someday and how im gonna cope. The thing is team work. Africa made it seem as if a woman is a servant and its annoying.

Which kind thing be dis