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22.7 billion dollars. They should just sell Naija

When there network issue, I panic

Sometimes they crawl out the bathroom drain. Especially when u pour hard detergent in there

Deicide:
Abi I lie
You can share yours

I remember. Then I was using w850 so camera quality was low. Unlike now

Oga, I know people that will do acrobatics for half that and u have side hustle. Take the job as a stepping stone ok. I spent 3 years and 9 months at home before I got a job that pays 6 digits and its my 2nd step. I aim higher. 1 year after service I started managed my own betshop, it was a disaster. Closed down after 7 months, then I was doing freelance computer repairs to feed. 2017 I got into a very stressful job in construction where my relative that got me the job shared my pay 60/40 and sometimes in a month I get 30k, i give him 18k that's where I met someone that noticed my efforts in getting things done. The same person that connected me to my current job. Lasted 4 months. So when it ended I went back to lagos to my father's house. I was sad cuz i fell backwards, though I helped my dad boost his business and he began paying me 100k monthly for the profits I brought the company. I still wasn't comfortable cuz i was aging. May 2018 I got a link of a job back in delta so I threw in my cv, went for 2 interviews and waited like crazy. I was dying cuz its awful aging under the same roof with my parents. Waking in the morning to envy people stepping out to work. I was sad and sometimes in tears even though my dad gave me monthly pay just to track and manage assets (free money) I wasn't comfortable, sometimes I cried. August 2018 I got a call from the HR of my company. I thought it was those dudes from gnld only to realise it was the interview of May 2018. Did the induction and here I am. Its not a super job but its one step forward. So no pay is too small just take it as a step forward.

Not million dollars, BILLION DOLLARS.

Oga, nothing like handsome. Just have lots of cash in ur pocket, u go fine. Ask Regina or do u want to tell me Ned is handsome?

Exphobia

I didn't even want to have sex today but I eventually did with my ex ooo can u imagine. Na only she waka come

Lol. I still have those. Some of us are so good that the next guy wouldn't be good enough. I give all my ex serious space cuz when they are around me,they seem to ask who's enjoying my cucumber. That "I missed it". Then we get down to business again. When sex is done she goes.

The most annoying thing about this fame is that 15 to 20 years from now you will see most of these celebrities begging to fund medical treatment. Well its good. I hope he maintains financial stability

Chai the power of money. See wetin that ancestor dey chop. The power of money.

Good lord, this ish is way too long to read haba......

boss1310:
have you noticed that thieves do look alike as if na the same mama born them

I sort of noticed that too

Chai, sorry and I hear STD is harder to cure in females.

Hmmm this boy dey chop sushi at 10 wow. Well because they are white if na Naija e for happen no be small insult.

Evolution.

I met MI and ice Prince at British Council. Mi was a free guy but ice Prince is a pride puppet. Back in 2008

Same with mode9 that told me he doesn't snap with non celebrities. The thing pain me. I once battled with vector then at unilag. Then vector was still at Back2black entertainment. The guy smoke me sha I think his lines were way more evil then than now cuz then it was all jayz style.

InfernoNig:
My guy, what you can do now is report to any organization in charge of girl marriage, or ministry of women affairs, or better still get her pregnant to spoil show for her father or you just leave family matter for them to solve. Nothing more you can do.

Report to the ministry ASAP or just put your juice in her like the dude above me said. Just don't bail out later

Why is it that all these issues are always around the Islam?

Imagine been sent to a school where ur alowee is more than the teachers. Especially one that's filled with envious teachers

Soon this will become the latest form of fashion after all "IRLS" have lost their G and went bra less. Let them try camel toe IF THEY DARE

Lol bad vibes.

Casemiro:
So this man has never visited the village for over 11 years only to visit this past December and the unexpected happened!

He was successful and had cars. He started the foundation of a duplex in the village and I guess this is where the envy became unbearable.

I heard they 'knack him jazz', and his left leg has swollen.

There are different hospitals they have taken him to but no remedy.

one doctor advised them to go spiritual about the situation, that he probably stepped on a jazz.

The pitiful thing is that someone claimed this jazz is sold for as little as #20.

Yes, you heard that right, twenty naira!

My brother's previous landlord has an rx 350 and a wacky Toyota carina when he wants to go to the village he drives the carina. Lol smart. Envy is awful.

U don't need to go to village. Even at work. U and person dey earn the same salary and u are living better than him. U buy motor come buy land join. Badbelle.

The nigerian judiciary is slow. That's how they kept a guy convicted for 4 years cuz he purchased a stolen car before passing judgment that he's innocent.
Just pains me that her organs are gonna waste. Her kidneys would sure be useful

My phone is 10000mah so it lasts me a long time and I don't have to bother about changing. WiFi, Bluetooth, data(4g) is always active

Just loan out the entire nigeria abeg. Loanardos

If it was Naija, the boy won't survive. Too much evil in nigeria.

Do Christians abduct and kill? Why must killing be the way of some Islamic dude. What point are they trying to prove?

If this happens, I go fill my tank. And my car uses 93ltrs. Though they are still planning, let them do it. And be ready for fuel scarcity

That's one evil looking snake