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With my cute face and a brabus behind me. If i wanted a wife in 1 week i would get it. Congrats to them |
I would rather be gay. How could u even think of such a thing. There are over a million girls out there and you wanna Bleep your brothers wife and you are my age clone and still dont have a good sense of reasoning. Na wa for u |
ClintGist:I sleep on a big bed so my phone sleeps beside me like its my spouse. My battery is just 5000mAh, to be honest with u it doesn't need charging all the time and i have haven't turned it off for over a year. Instead of turning it off i just use flight mode. I am sure i haven't turned off this phone since February 2017. I also never let my battery go below 31 percent before charging. I purchased my phone 14th May 2015 and it had never gone off as a result of low battery. In fact it has never gone below 31 percent since i purchased it. And the phone isnt ready to die. Even when i wanna swap sims i use airplane mode. Remove the sim and put another. Its built in battery so no need to remove battery to access sim |
And a girl is insulting that im still single. My last girl lied she was single after 4 months of bashing her cunt her fiance (someone she called her ex) calls me like a man and explains. She still wants my d! Ck crying that she wants me not him. That he's cheating on her that he's lying and they've broken up. On the new year of 2017/1/1 i planned to spend it with her cuz i am always alone. We planned lt together. She failed to show up and says she traveled to see her aunt. Ok after calling several times to ask on her arrival. The phone was finally picked up and guess who picked up. Her man to be. Its was the worst new year ever for me. The guy even threatened to come and beat me up can u imagine that. As if i was the one disturbing his wifee. He gave her the phone to tell me with her crying voice that she was with him. The next day she came begging and still lied again that she has left him because of the beating. Omo i no want again told her straight. Even till tomorrow she's still texting and she still dey with the guy. The ex before the ex. I dated for 4 years denied me in front of another chairman. Woman sabi beg sha. The ex ex ex turned out to be a runs babe that left school i paid for to go and do prostitution for 1 year in Burkina Faso and ran back to Nigeria. I just dont know why girls cheat. After wen they are of marrying age from 28 upwards they start getting serious. I just tire. They have messed up my mind. That once i call a girl and her numbers busy or call waiting, i start getting cheat alerts.
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30 million
Wen i dey find 10 mills to build house start a back business and get married.
With that kind of money i could achieve all 3 this year |
Disgusting |
Yeah someone said they prefer to date rich ugly guys than broke handsome guys. My brother welcome to the club. Ive been there |
Na die by fire, the vehicle must have been the demon in her life |
This one is YANGA NETWORK people. Na YANGA make u still single |
Na wa. Who no know this one go see am as woman.
Man na man no matter how hard he appears to be |
happy200:I just hope a married man wouldn't waste her time. |
Are we seriously talking about panties here. Last time i really took note on pant color was primary school. Now some panties are transparent so whats the point on color of panties when she has tights on but once they take those off we don't see the pant, we only see whats under the pant. One other fact is that why should a girl be bothered about permanent unwashable patterns on panties. HOW MUCH BE PANT SEF. |
I tot marriage is a product of love. From what im seeing here it like you guys expect love after Marriage. One thing i hate about us men is that after we have sexual satisfaction we start backing off. Its not right. I hope your friend finds someone worth it. Cuz a lot of guys here are just act in love an after they're done the would say she's too old for me. Please guys be serious for once. The way you people are sending emails and phone numbers is quite alarming |
He must have been lucky |
If everyone in Nigeria got a job via all these recruiting process, there would be much more jobless than employed people |
In this modern era do people still beat women |
post=66037050:Some people are welding with the use of PPE |
If buhari should go out of power EFCC will pressure him so hard. All these billions and billions yet no show |
I love this op, he's thinking like me. If girls are like cars then i would know all about em. Mere using an obd scanner. For me i feel a QRCODE should be stamped on all ladies cuz some girls u feel are saints from the zygote turns out to be sharing herself amongst guys. And its unfair. Also guys needs the same QRCODE. Cuz some guys cant stay a day without using the public toilet(prostitute) |
Too many fraudsters everywhere. I feel sorry for the upcoming generation. CuZ school will be classified as wasting of time |
Accident car |
Igbo boys go soon do the one of N150 |
Ha even Zambia money get level pass naira. Buhari is working |
WARNING!!! If you had sex when u are hungry you would surely feel the headache. I hope u ate something. If u are feeling dizzy with a headache get a chilled bottle of pepsi dont eat cuz u may puke. If u choose to eat something a snack like half a roll of gala. You may doze off after that. And wake up just fine after 30 to 40min As for the not hungry with headaches situation. You took alcohol and drilled a pipe. Sometimes it results in headache. Try to sleep you would wake up feeling better. Just pray you headache isnt supernatural cuz some girls are superior |
These people makes those that work a real job look poor. They would come to Nigeria and you ll find the police protecting them. Bunch of thieves. I just wish one day all thieves would be brought to book. Looting Politicians, yahoo boys all brought down. Its seems AI would do a better job. Our next presidential advisor should be a robot. Cuz computers seem to make better decisions than humans. If its corrupt, its corrupt. Thats a computer |
Lagos is really filthy and carbon emissions are off the charts. Trees are not in every street, gutters and drainage systems are blocked. Too much heat from traffic jams. The sun aint helping too. I am scared for my health. I go soon flee go village. The air is becoming poison |
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