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thrillOG:
Edakun Please pardon my blunders oo...I just had to pour out my happening so i can move on..

She served in PH, and stayed a little longer after service year to gain working experience.

We met in Jan 2017 after she got back to Lagos and became friends, every time I ask about her relationship status, she'll tell me she had a briefed one there and they stop talking as the guy is the busy type who works with an oil and gas firm.

She setup up a business and I help with ERP Software and we became attached.
I noticed she's usually lonely and in thoughts, I'll call her everyday and make her feel loved and that was how we started.
I ditch my current girl, snubs my niggas just to impart the missing Love.

Everything seems awesome and the dream seemly becoming reality, until I noticed one traits..'Her WhatsApp status is usually ONLINE at odd hours'.

I complained many times but the excuses are 'I have sleep disorder'. And she's met with different Therapist to no avail..I took that with a pinch of salt and I was watchful..

One day, we had plans to meet, and I called her I was still busy with a Client and don't think I can come over that night unknown to her, i was on my way..I arrived 40 minutes later and found out someone was with her. She opened the door and dashed to the lavatory.

I saw the guy was so uncomfortable and I left, minutes later she was calling begging to please come back and I did after discovering she was sobering up and just to hear her out; ' He was a Family Friend, he had issues with business and blah blah blah blah.. I took that cuz I Love her, I understand they've been together before I came into the picture.

The midnight WhatsApp Online status continues and I was curious to find out who she usually chats with at that time.

One day(Yesterday) I was with her and after some romantic discussions, I told her I needed to check Fiverr for some approval and I'll love to use her phone as my phone battery has drained(that's the scope I used), she ask that I use my Laptop and I told her the battery is low, she wanted to put on Generator and I said 'why can't I check the internet with my girl's phone??.

I collected it, and scroll through her WhatsApp and there, I got the greatest shock of my Life...

My girl wanted more of 'Mr Family Friend' d*ck than every other thing in her life.. How they've been fvcking and how she wanted it right now now..

Another shock of my life was when I was scrolling up..I saw where my girl was telling him that he should come and deal with the stupid computer boy(me) as he's disturbing Mr FF girl oo, she said she's tired of computer's boy disturbances and he reply, 'give me his number lemme curse him..

Èmi Computer boy

Peeps, not only that chat oo, I saw many different amorous Convo's from some other guys she told me was her cousins, church members and friends that has got me in thought since yday...
I have never checked her phone before in our 1year Plus relationship... I was happy I did that yday and thank God I did..

My brother i hate checking a girl's phone but when u get that aura of cheating its too large to ignore i checked and i actually saw her sending that bank guy a nude photo of herself. A married man for that matter. Asking him stuff like how many times have u fcked me. He said 4 times and she asked if he would like to make it 5. My head bombed and exploded with thoughts. I couldn't cry. I was just laughing but i couldn't sleep that night. Along the line i told her my mind and broke up with her. Some girls just like money sha. Cuz i know its not sex that she lacked. It was riding in cars feeling big with the NOTICE ME Association. So when u suspect look the phone oooo.

No lies, im hyper smart. Im really good at almost anything but when it comes to getting a girl. Im worse than ever. And any girl that dates me either cheat on me, cheat with me or just humiliate me. Treat me like im not cool enough. Why is it so?

95k, but I would go for the k10000 pro its 60k

Maybe they were trying out a new stunt

There should make a cloth with this kind of technology so i could sneak up on buhari and use ear cleaners to clean his ears cuz he no dey hear say Nigerian are pissed

1 screw on this car will cost 5k

Wapkoshcom:
You b!tches should stop saying shits
Yahoo bois deals with international accounts
If a yahoo bois deals with a local bank acc, he would be easily traced
Stop saying shit
Yahoo bois don't deal with 9ja acc
She might have exposed her atm to a unanimous person and there you have it...
It might even be the dude himself that did it...

I repeat
Yahoo boys don't deal with 9ja acc all those ones nah 419
I dont know why my mind keeps telling me the guy is the culprit.....

Shit I'm out

Na wa for u. This one feel say to thief money na better thing

My phone is 5000mAh and i could rock it for 2 days heavy usage, so i dont need a power bank

In a month i could bare use up to N500 worth of airtime to call but im ready to use 3k for data. Although i use about 1500 for monthly data

This one be like 2 bedroom

olatunyemi:
it's a great concern for me. I would release after 4 minutes of Penetration, then the dick would stand after 10 minutes and with that, I can last 40 to 1 hour. is this normal?

Thats ok, but u have to improve for that 4mins. Its too poor. If u could make 8 minutes its moderate.

Its all a thing of the mind.
Understand your mind and the stimulating sensor of you love stick. U would last longer. 1st could be short but the 2nd will be super.

Glucose is for sexual energy so u dont pass out while trying to prove you're strong. So get a can of diet coke or just pepsi near by.

Also dont try to focus it all on her moaning. Try to imagine sex as push ups. When ur feel the fluid(semen) climbing, slow down you thrusting, pushing your love stick all the way in if youre less than 7inch in length and pulling out once every 2 seconds while caressing so she still feels the process. After a minute of that commence at steady speed not too fast.

If you're the 3 round and above type. Dont over use the energy take a 5 minute break for kisses and caressing.

Also position matters.
The missionary is easiest but could be alot of work for guys. Cuz shes just lying there enjoying it.

Try the LEAP FROG POSITION and she may be the one begging

Leap frog is similar to doggie but quite different.

Also try SEASHELL positions. That gonna make her feel u and PROBABLY scream for u to take it easy. You could google it for how it looks like

But the main thing is your mind reacts to your sensors. So adapt it

alexDBaberian:
twale Bro! Twale...

I made this post to spark an intellectual argument, but what i have seen from the Iphone followers is nothing to write home about. just a few have proven to be smart.

Thats cuz they know you're on point. They did the same with blackberry (scatter berry)

The op is right to a lot of extents

For the price iphone sucks compared to tecno
Lets details this
1. Expandable memory. Space is limited on iphone
2. Iphones cant be used on more than 1 computer to synchronize
3. Iphone cant share apps, pictures, music. E.t.c
4. The tecno doesn't need a computer tool like iTunes to get media
5. Tecno is cheaper and offers alot more than the iPhone.
6. IPhone has just 1 launcher its can neither be changed nor customized.
7. Repairs costs more on the iPhone
8. Iphone Cant use dual sim.
9. You cant even use Bluetooth with devices operating on other platforms with the iPhone.
10. If you aint computer literate you would need help to use iTunes and any wrong move you may lose all your songs.
11. Without internet data the IPhone would just be a camera phone. Like my ipad.
12. Android has various techniques to installing app while iphone has 1 or 3
13. You can easily backup to memory cards with the android/tecno but in iPhone you need the computer.

I am currently using gionee marathon series and i have an infinix and ipad. Till today i haven't touched my ipad in 2 weeks cuz i pretty much know everything on it. Even jailbreak and 12gb isn't enough for anything.
But i used my infinix to play asphalt 8 almost every day.

The things an iPhone has over the tecno would be
Smoother interface
Better battery and camera
Otherwise it sucks and isnt user friendly. Its a hype phone.
And are mainly used for photos shoot showing the apple logo behind the phone like i did in this picture.

So for all you iSHEEP out there. The ops got a point. Give me an iPhone for 48 hours and im already tired of it cuz it ain't got enough to offer. But give me an android device and i would bring out the beauty in it. Android even has mod apps and very easy to use.
If u like the iPhone go for it. As for me iphone is only good for pictures with the apple logo showing.

You dont need to break up. Even if its 4million you girl will plan the break up for you so you could share with her equally

This dude nailed it big time. Especially 4,6,8 and i have personally experienced 9

Just for the record
I hate yahoo yahoo and really dislike fraud its stealing and a lot of victims has lost taken their lives and become broken as a result of you stolen wealth and if there was an underground anti - yahoo team that bursts these romance scams i would gladly be with that team.
So for all of you mailing me to teach you romance scams. Dont get my previous posts wrong. I am not into yahoo and i will never be into yahoo. I am seriously against yahoo so stop sending in mails cuz i may be a yahoo buster

Surprised to see that nobody mentioned the fact that yahoo boys make money through Facebook too using romance scams.
Watched a documentary about these scams and Nigeria is majorly recognized for that ability

Angelanest:
Police authorities have arrested one Pastor Benjamin Ndieze, the officiating Pastor of Deliverance Home of Comfort Assembly, Ihiagwa in Owerri West LGA of Imo State, had arranged one Blessing Ahamefula ‘f’ of Ihie Orji Umuonyaogu Ngwa Road, Aba in Abia State to come to his Church at Ihiagwa with her little girl, Faith Ahamefula, aged five years on 30/01/2018.

The baby girl was handed over to the Pastor who in-turn handed the girl over to his Church member, Emmanuel Onuoha and ordered him to drop the girl, Faith at NNPC Filling Station at Control Post, Owerri.

During service and prophesy session, Pastor Benjamin prophesied that there was a woman in the congregation who was looking for her daughter that was kidnapped from Aba by her Uncle one Emeka, that the baby girl had been taken to Onitsha preparatory to be taken to Port-Harcourt, Rivers State.

The pastor said that by his powers and prayers that the kidnappers and ritualists will drop and abandon the baby girl at NNPC Control Post, Owerri; that all members who wanted to witness the power of God should go to NNPC Control Post, Owerri to witness his power.

At NNPC Filling Station, some members of the Church were shouting kidnappers, while others were raising alarm of cultism.

Police arrested the Pastor and in the course of investigation discovered that the Pastor was fake and has defrauded most members of the Church with fake prophesy.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/pastor-arrested-arranging-fake-kidnap-order-scam-members-prophecy-photos.html

Man the officers are too belle full. Thats too much pot belle in one photo. The skinny officer that did all the work aint here.

He forgot the science

Konji no go put people for wahala. But shes got good bumpers

If he was dressed like a thug, i would have said he was a science student. But this one na remote

kcoded:
Hello everyone!! is there anyone who saw his/her result for the NBC Technical Trainee test with Dragnet?
I have my reservation about Dragnet not allowing one see his/her result after writing an exam with them: I am of the opinion that people should be shown their score immediately to enable know the individual know whether he/she passed.
This would help erase the thought of does Dragnet lack transparency in their recruitment procedure? Thanks..

I got a regret mail.

This one is a pure jinx, i can't have a friend like this.

No drive this motor come my area. Otherwise na plank and stone go jam am

Do girls like this still exist? See love. These days girl are girls with the habit of 'TAKE FROM ME" and financial parasites

If like make he no marry am. Such a girl is too good to be called girlfriend.

midehi2:
wow! eating the bwest part will be yummistic

Coming from a female, you are very funny. She says yummistic. Let me jot that down. Your lips are so yummistic

EvilChild:
These thirsty nigga would do anything to get the green card.
I won't even attempt staying in the same room with this old ugly looking she goat', if her face could be this scattered, i wonder what her pussy will look like.
This marriage is gonna crash two weeks from now.
Insha Allah.
Allah doesn't support this kind of trash.

She aint that bad. Besides she's better than most of our Nigerian girls that bleeped half of Nigeria remained broke and useless desperately looking for a man to place their burden of future illnesses

Just as i feared. When i saw sim card writer online. You can actually write a code into a sim

Having a haircut. How? Abi na shaving stick dem dey use for him haircut? This dude is Practically hairless

Like father like son

igbozionism:
will be 21 by Oct this year and a 400l student in a fed university. I am an introvert and find it hard keeping conversations with the opposite sex though recently I have been managing to crawl out my shell and be more free with the opposite sex though that has not been easy.

I have not known any girl since my teenage years and I find it somehow unfulfilling to graduate next year without knowing any woman throughout my 5 years in the university

This is the problem. Anytime I am with a girl in my room(I live alone offcamp) and wants to make a move I feel very uncomfortable to the extent that my stomach starts making some disturbing noises. I can't explain the reason for the fear because I am sure that the girl wants what I want and I am also 100% sure she won't refuse. This has happened multiple times.

Recently I had this bae in my room. she came to collect movies from my laptop. she had no bra on just a short gown and her nips was pointing with her curved backside showing in the revealing tight gown.

she was clearly in the mood as she sat beside me and placed her head on top my shoulder with her warm nips pressing hard against me. I was totally nervous and my body became very hot, I just didn't know what to do or how to start the action as fear gripped me. I just disengaged from her and pretended to get something from my kitchen.

So naira landers, I don't know why I can't summon courage to subdue a woman despite the glaring green lights. I can't explain the sudden fear and nervousness that grips me whenever I am with a potential F-mate.

pls I want to know if the fear is common with first timers or is there something biologically wrong with me?

pls I really need this advice.

When people are looking for a good partner, you are looking for sex. Na wa for you.