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Its true his mom is behind his problems because he has fulfilled the prophecy with a case of murder. No how he must be sentenced. Some people are really dumb.

I had this discussion with someone once. That someone will tell me my mom or anyone of my siblings are behind my problems i just feel sorry for such a person. Cuz only God knows the kind of rage i would use to attack such a prophet. Even if something like that were true you better send it through email or text cuz if u tell me physically thats when i would know how powerful my punches would be on human flesh.
No even try am.

slumcat:
Just look a Naija graduates talking about praying to get a job. How does that work?
Some are mentioning 20k, 30k, 100k per month. Are y'all serious?. 100k = $300. For a full month of hustle and hard work?
I'd rather join yahoo. $1000 comes easy in yahoo.

My brother not all graduates are thieves. Clearly yahoo is another form of stealing and not with gun.
And don't mention politicians cuz thats the biggest excuse of every fraudster
No worry this is how your money will come monthly if you are not careful

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BabaIbo:
If you know how depressed I am ehn... I made a mistake of not reducing my age before entering secondary school. I studied Industrial Chemistry and graduated with a cgpa of 4.23. I finished my NYSC program last November at the age of 28, most jobs I see online always come with lower age requirements and you know in my field of study I need to go for internship or graduate training to help me boost my cv n experience but age is a factor, to tell you how confused I am I worked for 2 months with a firm that paid me 20k/month as a marketing executive. I left the job because I spend over 20k as expenses(transportation and others) monthly. I'm still searching for job right now.

It's well, just keep applying, job will come, there's no definite time for it...
Please I need an advice on the right thing to do or direction to take in this situation I find my self

Hmmm this one is strong oooo.
Dont worry u will get there

Holywizard:
If u know how depressed I am, u would definitely have pity on me.
I studied banking and finance(Upper credit) and I passed out from NYSC last year December.
Omo all my uncles that promised me heaven on earth after POP are no longer picking up their calls. Imagine uncles with connections that refused to help? Just like that?
Right now I'm working hard to become an R & S lotto agent here in Rivers state.
I'm promising my uncles that one day, they will definitely want to associate with me.

Thats how life is. Many uncles diddnt get to your level of education and are not skilled. Maybe they are scared of you progress. And im from a tribe where they prefer to help strangers than themselves that okpe tribe for u.
The one that even managed to fulfill his promise had a different idea.
I take 60 percent and he takes 40 percent. Transport and feeding is from my 60 percent. Sometimes i end up getting lesser than his and the work is construction.
When i complained he says im an ingrate well. What choice do i have. But i use wisdom to claim ill and intentionally act like i missed some days. So i could get extra. Still applying here and there. I still have high hopes cuz i have made moves and looking forward to start another soon. Although the sharing job has been suspended for a while now. Im assisting my dads company in asset management. Still earning but it sucks been paid by your dad even though the pay beats the sharing with my uncle. Cant wait to resume a particular job i scaled through in an interview and a way better pay which i got through CONNECTION. cuz thats the easier way i swear. Keep posting cv here and there but dont put all your hope there cuz 5 out of 500 get lucky. I still post though.

Instead of this idiot president to make refineries so we would get fuel as low as N23 with the present state of crude, he gave 1 whole billion dollars to boko f*cker war. For me we dont need those sand monkeys from the north to rule. APC'S only chance was ruined.

Send her details to my number at least im almost 1 year older than she is and she has income so 2 pockets are better than 1.oya send it

Smash her and get someone smash your future wife. U know karma right? Even an alhaja. Guy she's not ordinary. Shes probably into the polygamy and those ALHAJI DEY GET JAZZ OOO.

Why do many yahoo boys have 10s and hundreds of millions and still appear dirty. Has anyone taken note. I know how my appearance changed with cash entering my account and not even up to 100k, i look good, feel good, eat good dress well, even use a car well and i diddnt even drain the account dry. But these guys even with their millions they look f*cked up. Is it that the charm no dey make dem fine abi wetin. Money makes u look good. Maybe its cuz their money is unclean. Nothing feel as good as having clean money and people admire u for that.

Although yahoo is bad and many are ashamed it why some use the small one they can get but some of the jazz masters spends millions and still appear like a beggar

The river goddess wouldn't be happy

I know a girl that a lecturer gave c/o for 3 years straight on his course only because she refused seduction. She no kill herself.

seangy4konji:
Those are not yahoo boys...
Na you people call them that...
Most are armed robbers or ritualist.

I love this guy. Only God will help the future fathers and grandparents

Ugly as male, ugliness as female

I have 1, 2 and 3 but i have especially 1 cuz 2 and 3 are for swimming only cuz its discomforting to my d!ck. I recall during service we used public bathroom and to get to the bathroom we have to pass the front of the female lodge. Crazy girls keep screaming when i walk in 2/3 cuz its like im wearing a d!ck not boxers. So large. Even with one its large. But 1 is best anyday any time. We like air and room down there. I cant wear skinny jeans its not safe. I NEVER BORN OOO. MAYBE WHEN IM DONE REPRODUCING.

Just imagine how uncomfortable i would be like the image below. On sleep mode im >5 and active is >8.2 how do you expect me to feel if i constantly put in tight. Ladies may be comfortable with clothes displaying their camel toe but i like my health abeg

My guy na connection be the koko

Some people get the job then later write like they applied. Some people work 1 or 2 years before using their cv for that job. With connections u have the vip pass. But posting here and there takes the grace of God.

I wish i was there maybe i would have inflicted more pain to the idiot.

Mechanics are the biggest car killers cuz many are just trying different tactics. Anyone can be a mechanic once he loosens and tighten a bolt

They kill cars. If its a bad plug cable the would tell u its fuel pump that they need to buy this crap and that.
The dont even have OBD scanners.

As at 2011 i owned a 1995 odyssey (honda and wahala) i diddnt even know where the compressor was so mech cheated me but look at me now. After watching several videos online, asking questions and applying knowledge i even know how to replace an engine.
Also u need someone thats really good to guide you. Its why i respect benin boys when it comes to that. Now i use a 1992 landcruiser and i dont need a mechanic. If the job is too heavy for me i take my time and take it to my guide and watch him fix(although i already know the problem)

Maybe she was seeing her period or just finished. I mean why do u think girls don't have sex when they're under its not as if it will kill them it just the fact that they feel embarrassed by the ooze. Please they are humans, i mean if its not vagina what else can we smash. The op just wanted to lick the last trace of blood. But op you should be ashamed of yourself. Give the babe a break, some mad girls can lick a guy's anus during pre-intimacy and Mouth Gig they lick every cheese and butter from your crap and non came to post it here.

Im single cuz i lack financial stability but i have Every other qualities. Just name it

Church now becoming worse than shrine, im starting to believe that some churches intentionally give u problems and later solve the problems for u.

Theres nothing like believing and following God through ur faith rather that worshipping God through a man.
And some idiots still mention the god of this pastor the god of that pastor. But my God is my God the one i worship directly i do not need any agent that claims to be a prophet to link me to God Almighty. They worship so do i.

If the car has been reported stolen before it wouldn't give much problem. But if u never did u will spend 1 year in cell before the court decides

700k for tyre and rims. That na money for 50 by 100

Can single dudes apply cuz who am i gonna end my relationship with?

1. Man that cuts finished toothpaste tube to use. (Hes got $1000 no point in that)
2.man that can't cook (Like say u sabi)
3. Man that can't last 45 minutes in bed ( U go beg for mercy)
4. Man that has a baldhead
(jeez do people still have bald head these days)
5. Man with yellow teeth (At least it aint brown like yours)
6.man with mouth odour (thats why we got mint)
7.man that doesn't have at least 1000 dollars in his count (how much do u have in yours)
8.vegetarian man (I wish i could be vegetarian)
9.man whose poo smells too bad (What u eat its what youll poo)
10 man that licks pussssy (Can you suck a D!Ck)
111.bowlegged man (As if you aint bowlegged when u take a pic)
12. MMan I am taller than (Are you taller than 6"2)

I am eligible and qualified for your 12 reasons
But i can't date u for just 1 reasons. You're ugly.

See your face like buhari elbow

Alot of girls are deflowered by the wrong guy who they thought was right. That i know.

First sex is always hard but because she loves you she'll do it. But later she will want it and when u aren't always available to give her the P3nis she tries another and thats how love goes south.

Why is it that as a guy no matter how much you cheat on a girl that loves you with her soul she would always accept you.

But if a girl cheated like twice or 3 time on a guy that loves her so much the relationship breaks no matter how strong he feels love for u.

Back to the question.
It depends on what you use to open the hole. If u use a biro or a Love Machine, IT WILL NEVER BE LIKE THE GOOD Old fashioned organic manly P3NIS. I MEAN THE P3NIS IS SHAPED LIKE THAT FOR THAT PURPOSE. SO NO MATTER WHAT U USE FOR SELF-SERVICE IT WOULD NEVER REPLACE THE FUN OF DOING IT WITH A HUMAN AND SHARING THAT FEELING DURING SEX

Hmmm, used a dummy cheque a.k.a. Fake cheque. My brother be very careful cuz you are inviting sars. And there's 1 evidence of dummy cheque. There are some things that shouldn't be posted social media. All these girls of NOTICE ME ASSOCIATION. U wanna put the guy into trouble. Now he would be walking and looking over his shoulder.

His head looks laminated bald

Dont mess with an angry white man. They do a lot of impossible things.

If to say na women from my town she for don use razor open the guy like that lady that slashed her boyfriends neck.
I fear my sapele girls.

Such a cute little girl the guy deleted

This op is da bomb. Very funny

These Gboys are really pulling girls off the street. Now one babe would expect her man to be to give her a ring with 2 million too. Some girls go do 35 and waiting if them follow this guy swagger.
Well congrats to her.

Hurry marry am before he change him mind and turn you to frodo