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Christianity Etc › Re: Photo Of A Man Found In A Bottle In Ghana, Floating In A River by gonkin(m): 1:41pm On Feb 01, 2018
This is strong science Na science teachers do this one no be science students How the cross enter the bottle.
Na strooonnngg juju be this
Family › Re: "Meet My 145-Year-Old Grandpa" - Ikenna Ofodile, Nigerian Man by gonkin(m): 2:43pm On Jan 31, 2018
Jeepers creepers
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NBCTest Invite via Dragnet 2018 by gonkin(m): 11:04am On Jan 31, 2018
Please send it to gonkins@gmail.com please
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NBC Test Invitation by gonkin(m): 10:31am On Jan 31, 2018
After 7 months of no invitations and 3 years struggling to get a job i have a break
Please someone should help me with the aptitude test.
Please ooo I'm begging
Im begging
Send to gonkins@gmail.com
Thank you
Politics › Re: Farmer Hails President Buhari After Making Over One Million Naira This Week by gonkin(m): 7:53am On Jan 31, 2018
At this age and time, buhari zombies still exists
Education › Re: Meet The Biggest Male Student In ESUT (Photos) by gonkin(m): 9:19pm On Jan 30, 2018
This one no fit even enter keke 3 seat
If he want to travel to his village via bus na 4 seat for back he go take and he has to sit side ways with one leg up.
As for planes forget it. He cant pass through the scanner and im not sure he would go through the airplane doors not to mention having a seat
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Bottling Company Limited Graduate Trainee Programme 2017 by gonkin(m): 5:35pm On Jan 30, 2018
femicashis:
I just go an invitation for 3rd February, anybody gotten the invite also?
Yes i got one too for feb 3 but i want to change the location to lagos. Its not working

Romance › Re: Is It True That Men That Don't Womanize Or Drink Alcohol Are .........?? by gonkin(m): 8:02am On Jan 30, 2018
I dont womanize (its the other way around)
I neither drink nor smoke and i rarely lie. So does that make me wicked spiritually
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Waiting, Please Help A Sister. by gonkin(m): 8:00am On Jan 30, 2018
Check my signature and contact me, eligibility for marriage is for both parties.
Is it love in marriage you're looking for
Or marriage with money you are seeking
Make up your mind, its better you decide for yourself and not your family deciding for u
The older you get, the lesser your beauty and the more men turn away. These days man use women alot especially aged ladies so u also have to be careful.
Stop selecting
Romance › Re: I Used To Go Only ONE Round,please Is It Normal? by gonkin(m):
Dude, i used to go 5/6 rounds but thats just maximum 1 hour
But now i go just 2 rounds, sometimes 3rounds and the first and quickest 1st round is usually at least 25, than after i change my jacket like 3 min i start 2nd round goes for 45 to 60 sometimes more. If she doesn't giveup and runs out of lub i use oil in there. If i ejaculate without her giving. I rest for 5 to 10min the i start round 3 the killer round that goes on till my dick starts to get used to the sex. I can go another 50min then thats it. Over 2 hours of sex is too much sex but if u can go jusg continue but note you have to sex that same day or the next if u have a partner that loves your thing. And don't just pound, also rotate around her labia. Turbo and add some speed, then go slow motion change position. And ur cocka cola would always be on her mind

Its not by number of round that makes you powerful
Its by how long you could ride that tunnel of love

And dont ever think of taking pills. It will kill u later. Use the natural way. But if u wanna do long range like me. All you need is pepsi. And you'll still be fit after losing energy.
Check my signature
Celebrities › Re: #BBNaija2018: Tobi Bakre May Not Be 23 Years Old After All (Photos) by gonkin(m): 9:50pm On Jan 29, 2018
If he's 23 then im 21 cuz he looks more matured than me and im 30. Check my signature and compare photos. Theres are some people that look old but are of young age While other look younger with older age number
Crime › Re: Heroes Filling Station Akure Director Orders Thugs To Beat A Policeman (Photo) by gonkin(m): 10:17am On Jan 29, 2018
Only a special arm of the force are allowed to keep beard. This one is probably a task force and not police.
Count 500 police officers you see and 1 will not have a goatee.
TV/Movies › Re: Meet 2018 Bbnaija Contestants: All You Need To Know About Them!! by gonkin(m): 10:39pm On Jan 28, 2018
Abeg if i air my own show people no go watch bb naija again
Just imagine i put hidden camera in a school hostel. Thats reality tv. U a go laugh
Crime › Re: Father Throws His Daughter Into A Septic Tank In Rivers State (Photos) by gonkin(m): 10:00pm On Jan 26, 2018
Some prostituting children give so much problems that it would be better if they were ejaculated as wasted semen during masturbation
Crime › Re: Woman Uploads Maids Nude Video For Stealing From Her (pics) by gonkin(m): 3:49pm On Jan 26, 2018
This one bleach die
Travel › Re: Nest Oil Private Jet Lost Control At Abuja Airport (Photos) by gonkin(m): 10:34pm On Jan 25, 2018
Na bad road cause am
Politics › Re: FG Orders Security Agencies To Monitor Social Media Posts Of ‘prominent Nigerian by gonkin(m): 10:28pm On Jan 25, 2018
So them wanna monitor.
Monitor this. Fu ck" buhari fu ck" his leadership
I am a graduate with good grades and good skills yet i am managing to survive. Buhari isnt a graduate and yet he flies around the world. Oya let them come and make my life more miserable than it is with their monitoring
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Boy In Abuja While Withdrawing £30,000 (Photo) by gonkin(m): 1:02pm On Jan 25, 2018
I wan blow whistle
Car Talk › Re: Ford Says Driving Sports Car Is More Enjoyable Than Kissing & Watching Football by gonkin(m): 8:35am On Jan 25, 2018
Very very true
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Quit My Job For NYSC??? by gonkin(m): 9:19am On Jan 23, 2018
If i had a job of that amount before nysc, i wouldn't have served. Talk to your LI infact give him all the 19800, just sign and leave
Celebrities › Re: I Feel Offended When Younger Men Ask Me Out - Empress Njamah by gonkin(m): 1:51pm On Jan 21, 2018
U too old for me anyway with your black va*ina. Cream coded human
Romance › Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by gonkin(m): 12:12am On Jan 21, 2018
See dead breast. If some girls she her own them know say them get hope cuz this one isnt breast again. The most deadest breast i would never wanna see. How person wan start to suck this thing sef.
Forum Games › Re: Eye Test: How Many Tigers Can You See In This Picture? by gonkin(m): 10:23pm On Jan 20, 2018
13 tigers and 2 cubs
Crime › Re: Thief Loses His Memory In Delta As Electricity Shock Him While Stealing. Photos by gonkin(m): 10:29am On Jan 20, 2018
Sapele again It fried his brains
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Matured Ladies Nd Guys Let Meet Here For Serious Relationship by gonkin(m): 7:03am On Jan 20, 2018
Ese Fregene
From Delta state where i reside
I come to see my parents in Anthony lagos frequently
Just turned 30
6ft 2in
Very athletic (check my profile)

Seeking only a serious relationship with a lady that could lead to marriage.

Age range 21 to 35
Must be decent and understanding
Calm tempered.
07035107426

Romance › Re: Meet Harmony, The Sex Robot Doll That Moans, Talks (Photos, Video) by gonkin(m): 11:31pm On Jan 19, 2018
It doesn't matter we go lash am till the battery low. Lol
No be only machine, it can self lubricate but can it self heal. Cuz some carrot go still injure am. This one cannot satisfy me. I like the real thing
Fashion › Re: From Thin To Thick & Curvy: Lady Shares Her Transformation Within 3 Years by gonkin(m): 7:21pm On Jan 19, 2018
Looks like she got cancer
Car Talk › Re: Driver Smashes Car Into A Residential Building In Delta State (Photo) by gonkin(m): 2:38pm On Jan 19, 2018
Op your story isnt too solid. The accident happened at otefe, oghara delta state. And the house isnt his neighbor's house.
Those are yahoo boys really high and on groove, its how they drive very reckless. Thats how they hit innocent pedestrians like the akara woman in sapele.

Heres the real story
https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/group-boys-smash-car-residential-building-delta-state-photo.html

Its becoming rampant in this jurisdiction of delta

Photo history
Those are gboys hitting people. Some die while some become handicap

Travel › Re: Nigerian Woman Gives Birth On A Plane En Route New York - Pictures by gonkin(m): 4:18pm On Jan 18, 2018
She wanted to make the child a citizen of the United States by giving birth to the child in new York. Naijja we get sense.
Nothing spoil at least the child is a citizen of the Atlantic Ocean

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