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Ha even Zambia money get level pass naira.
Buhari is working

WARNING!!!
If you had sex when u are hungry you would surely feel the headache.
I hope u ate something.

If u are feeling dizzy with a headache get a chilled bottle of pepsi dont eat cuz u may puke. If u choose to eat something a snack like half a roll of gala. You may doze off after that. And wake up just fine after 30 to 40min

As for the not hungry with headaches situation.
You took alcohol and drilled a pipe. Sometimes it results in headache. Try to sleep you would wake up feeling better.

Just pray you headache isnt supernatural cuz some girls are superior

These people makes those that work a real job look poor.
They would come to Nigeria and you ll find the police protecting them. Bunch of thieves.

I just wish one day all thieves would be brought to book. Looting Politicians, yahoo boys all brought down. Its seems AI would do a better job. Our next presidential advisor should be a robot. Cuz computers seem to make better decisions than humans. If its corrupt, its corrupt. Thats a computer

Lagos is really filthy and carbon emissions are off the charts. Trees are not in every street, gutters and drainage systems are blocked. Too much heat from traffic jams. The sun aint helping too.

I am scared for my health. I go soon flee go village. The air is becoming poison

Beke2020:
We have been married for 3 years and every year, my wife gets pregnant!. We have two kids and the third is on its way. When she got pregnant the second time in the second , I was not alarmed. We both agreed to quickly have our kids and rest for a while.. I don’t know how this third one happened, but she’s pregnant again, in the third year. Apart from the craziness of all these, I have a serious problem. Everytime she’s pregnant, having sex is not the same. I am starved for a long time. Now, in three years, I feel like I can count how many times I have slept with my wife. While I know I am part of the blame, I thought my wife was on pills. We agreed she would go on pills right after our second child was born. I am so angry. Now I am seriously tempted to go and satisfy myself outside. Infact, there are women throwing themselves at me, I have done my best to resist but my wife keeps depriving me of sex by getting pregnant each year. No one should blame me. I am a man and I have needs. The only problem I have is this would mean I committed adultery. But shouldn’t God understand my predicament? There are cases in the Bible,....full story from:



https://livelystones.com.ng/please-help-my-wife-is-always-pregnant/

How i wish u could do coitus interruptus.
Its a way at which u can have sex SKIN TO SKIN without the fear of getting her pregnant. NO PILLS.
ITS FOR COUPLES ONLY. IF NA FOR ASHEWO. U ARE ON YOUR OWN.

sauceandsound:
3. The escape

There is at least one guy in every girl's life she calls when she needs to take her mind off things, just one phone call and he's ready, nothing serious just physical. You've probably had a fight with your girl and when you tried to call her, the phone was switched off. Sorry bro, she was with me.

Lol thats me MR CARE TAKER. When she feels heart broken or there's quarrel its me me me

They don't ooo. Especially in a car. Na only seat belt dem dey snap. If they try na you shoulder dem go snap. All na YANGA NETWORK

No be today

Why una dey fall my hand like this Op this is a fcuken DODGE CHALLENGER not a CHEVROLET

Lagos was so clean then. Now if your biscuit fall for grand them no born u well to collect am back

The day my own friend scammed me of 27k cuz of work. Till tomorrow i dislike scammers

lenghtinny:
Why you go bonk for 14 straight days Even if you are getting paid for it ...
You get luck say you survive, some people no dey reach 10 days before dem kick bucket

I did 14 days and also 8.
My nose was blocked. Although i was eating alot but i looked like a miserable old man. Diddnt really get tired.

I know 1 thing every woman wants. A guy with lots of money

Na die be this

Maybe if you clean the interior and engine abit people wouldn't give ridiculous price.
How can someone say 100k. How much be 4 tyres and rim. Na wa

I dey vex

Nigeria wouldn't even last 500 years cuz it will still divide

I take almost a liter after meal (almost 1 full 1.5ltr eva bottle) and 2 glasses after a snack, 2 after walking under this lagos sun. I believe i do 3 to 4 liters a day. My sister was diagnosed of <1.5mm kidney stones a month back. Cuz she does even finish a glass. So i got really upset when she brought it the report. So i started giving get 33cl of water to drink and 1 week later she went for a scan. Then all 4 stones were gone.
Drinking water is good. Even for detox

Haba wetin. I small wen u start to sing and u be bros, no be say na mouth, we don meet before. How u go say i senior u. Cuz im 30 and u just dey turn 29. You skip birthday? Na wa make una dey lie small small

Well i agree with 4 and 11,but I doubt 18. Cuz i remember 14 days straight made me an old man, far older than my age. I looked miserable. But one month later i regained my look. Im 30 now and some say i look lesser than the age. Well it may be true or false. Cuz in my family gene we look younger.

50mins downtime. Thats way too long. Maximum is supposed to be 10min down time. But instantaneous works for me then after 2nd browsing session 15min downtime is ok

Sunnyshinylight:
I am a creature of few words. You allow all of your sexual instincts to rise to the highest measure,why not relax,stay calm and enjoy the penetrations. Just don't think too much of the dick and hole, Bleep it like wow, this is great, I am really having a great time, try reaching deeper into her and you wife, try and be flexible as he goes inner city, in the end you will find both of you might just come at the same time. Have fun and stop the brouhaha Because of orgasm's stuff's..

By the way only married people are good to practice this, if you are not married you are harming yourself, you might get heart broken

Its what i keep telling people, u dont need to damage your body with manpower or Viagra. Lasting long in bed is a thing of the mind and you have just said it all. Its even coming from a female. Minimum should be 45 minutes

Doesn't yahoo pay again? He chose robbery
Well Ghanaians should wise up and flush out the bad eggs cuz analysis has it that 70 percent of cyber crimes in Ghana are done by Nigerians.
Now this one wants money sharp sharp

Haha buhari is a jinx

Hmmm this one wen dey advertise like this. Something smells more piggy than fishy here. She be like Ritualists, using a man's destiny

Lagos should have been used to act DISTRICT 9 AND 13 ELYSIUM
I am also worried cuz of my health in lagos Carbon emissions from cars in traffic Lack of plants Refuse everywhere
I wan pack go back to village.

Lagos should have been used to act DISTRICT 9 AND 13 ELYSIUM
I am also worried cuz of my health in lagos Carbon emissions from cars in traffic Lack of plants Refuse everywhere
I wan pack go back to village.

I never use detergent on my car. Really dont like it. I only use foam and 8 liters of water

A really bug P3NIS

After i marry you, you would start denying me sex. Do u want me to cheat?