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Beke2020:
We have been married for 3 years and every year, my wife gets pregnant!. We have two kids and the third is on its way. When she got pregnant the second time in the second , I was not alarmed. We both agreed to quickly have our kids and rest for a while.. I don’t know how this third one happened, but she’s pregnant again, in the third year. Apart from the craziness of all these, I have a serious problem. Everytime she’s pregnant, having sex is not the same. I am starved for a long time. Now, in three years, I feel like I can count how many times I have slept with my wife. While I know I am part of the blame, I thought my wife was on pills. We agreed she would go on pills right after our second child was born. I am so angry. Now I am seriously tempted to go and satisfy myself outside. Infact, there are women throwing themselves at me, I have done my best to resist but my wife keeps depriving me of sex by getting pregnant each year. No one should blame me. I am a man and I have needs. The only problem I have is this would mean I committed adultery. But shouldn’t God understand my predicament? There are cases in the Bible,....full story from:



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How i wish u could do coitus interruptus.
Its a way at which u can have sex SKIN TO SKIN without the fear of getting her pregnant. NO PILLS.
ITS FOR COUPLES ONLY. IF NA FOR ASHEWO. U ARE ON YOUR OWN.

sauceandsound:
3. The escape

There is at least one guy in every girl's life she calls when she needs to take her mind off things, just one phone call and he's ready, nothing serious just physical. You've probably had a fight with your girl and when you tried to call her, the phone was switched off. Sorry bro, she was with me.

Lol thats me MR CARE TAKER. When she feels heart broken or there's quarrel its me me me

They don't ooo. Especially in a car. Na only seat belt dem dey snap. If they try na you shoulder dem go snap. All na YANGA NETWORK

No be today

Why una dey fall my hand like this Op this is a fcuken DODGE CHALLENGER not a CHEVROLET

Lagos was so clean then. Now if your biscuit fall for grand them no born u well to collect am back

The day my own friend scammed me of 27k cuz of work. Till tomorrow i dislike scammers

lenghtinny:
Why you go bonk for 14 straight days Even if you are getting paid for it ...
You get luck say you survive, some people no dey reach 10 days before dem kick bucket

I did 14 days and also 8.
My nose was blocked. Although i was eating alot but i looked like a miserable old man. Diddnt really get tired.

I know 1 thing every woman wants. A guy with lots of money

Na die be this

Maybe if you clean the interior and engine abit people wouldn't give ridiculous price.
How can someone say 100k. How much be 4 tyres and rim. Na wa

I dey vex

Nigeria wouldn't even last 500 years cuz it will still divide

I take almost a liter after meal (almost 1 full 1.5ltr eva bottle) and 2 glasses after a snack, 2 after walking under this lagos sun. I believe i do 3 to 4 liters a day. My sister was diagnosed of <1.5mm kidney stones a month back. Cuz she does even finish a glass. So i got really upset when she brought it the report. So i started giving get 33cl of water to drink and 1 week later she went for a scan. Then all 4 stones were gone.
Drinking water is good. Even for detox

Haba wetin. I small wen u start to sing and u be bros, no be say na mouth, we don meet before. How u go say i senior u. Cuz im 30 and u just dey turn 29. You skip birthday? Na wa make una dey lie small small

Well i agree with 4 and 11,but I doubt 18. Cuz i remember 14 days straight made me an old man, far older than my age. I looked miserable. But one month later i regained my look. Im 30 now and some say i look lesser than the age. Well it may be true or false. Cuz in my family gene we look younger.

50mins downtime. Thats way too long. Maximum is supposed to be 10min down time. But instantaneous works for me then after 2nd browsing session 15min downtime is ok

Sunnyshinylight:
I am a creature of few words. You allow all of your sexual instincts to rise to the highest measure,why not relax,stay calm and enjoy the penetrations. Just don't think too much of the dick and hole, Bleep it like wow, this is great, I am really having a great time, try reaching deeper into her and you wife, try and be flexible as he goes inner city, in the end you will find both of you might just come at the same time. Have fun and stop the brouhaha Because of orgasm's stuff's..

By the way only married people are good to practice this, if you are not married you are harming yourself, you might get heart broken

Its what i keep telling people, u dont need to damage your body with manpower or Viagra. Lasting long in bed is a thing of the mind and you have just said it all. Its even coming from a female. Minimum should be 45 minutes

Doesn't yahoo pay again? He chose robbery
Well Ghanaians should wise up and flush out the bad eggs cuz analysis has it that 70 percent of cyber crimes in Ghana are done by Nigerians.
Now this one wants money sharp sharp

Haha buhari is a jinx

Hmmm this one wen dey advertise like this. Something smells more piggy than fishy here. She be like Ritualists, using a man's destiny

Lagos should have been used to act DISTRICT 9 AND 13 ELYSIUM
I am also worried cuz of my health in lagos Carbon emissions from cars in traffic Lack of plants Refuse everywhere
I wan pack go back to village.

Lagos should have been used to act DISTRICT 9 AND 13 ELYSIUM
I am also worried cuz of my health in lagos Carbon emissions from cars in traffic Lack of plants Refuse everywhere
I wan pack go back to village.

I never use detergent on my car. Really dont like it. I only use foam and 8 liters of water

A really bug P3NIS

After i marry you, you would start denying me sex. Do u want me to cheat?

thrillOG:
Edakun Please pardon my blunders oo...I just had to pour out my happening so i can move on..

She served in PH, and stayed a little longer after service year to gain working experience.

We met in Jan 2017 after she got back to Lagos and became friends, every time I ask about her relationship status, she'll tell me she had a briefed one there and they stop talking as the guy is the busy type who works with an oil and gas firm.

She setup up a business and I help with ERP Software and we became attached.
I noticed she's usually lonely and in thoughts, I'll call her everyday and make her feel loved and that was how we started.
I ditch my current girl, snubs my niggas just to impart the missing Love.

Everything seems awesome and the dream seemly becoming reality, until I noticed one traits..'Her WhatsApp status is usually ONLINE at odd hours'.

I complained many times but the excuses are 'I have sleep disorder'. And she's met with different Therapist to no avail..I took that with a pinch of salt and I was watchful..

One day, we had plans to meet, and I called her I was still busy with a Client and don't think I can come over that night unknown to her, i was on my way..I arrived 40 minutes later and found out someone was with her. She opened the door and dashed to the lavatory.

I saw the guy was so uncomfortable and I left, minutes later she was calling begging to please come back and I did after discovering she was sobering up and just to hear her out; ' He was a Family Friend, he had issues with business and blah blah blah blah.. I took that cuz I Love her, I understand they've been together before I came into the picture.

The midnight WhatsApp Online status continues and I was curious to find out who she usually chats with at that time.

One day(Yesterday) I was with her and after some romantic discussions, I told her I needed to check Fiverr for some approval and I'll love to use her phone as my phone battery has drained(that's the scope I used), she ask that I use my Laptop and I told her the battery is low, she wanted to put on Generator and I said 'why can't I check the internet with my girl's phone??.

I collected it, and scroll through her WhatsApp and there, I got the greatest shock of my Life...

My girl wanted more of 'Mr Family Friend' d*ck than every other thing in her life.. How they've been fvcking and how she wanted it right now now..

Another shock of my life was when I was scrolling up..I saw where my girl was telling him that he should come and deal with the stupid computer boy(me) as he's disturbing Mr FF girl oo, she said she's tired of computer's boy disturbances and he reply, 'give me his number lemme curse him..

Èmi Computer boy

Peeps, not only that chat oo, I saw many different amorous Convo's from some other guys she told me was her cousins, church members and friends that has got me in thought since yday...
I have never checked her phone before in our 1year Plus relationship... I was happy I did that yday and thank God I did..

My brother i hate checking a girl's phone but when u get that aura of cheating its too large to ignore i checked and i actually saw her sending that bank guy a nude photo of herself. A married man for that matter. Asking him stuff like how many times have u fcked me. He said 4 times and she asked if he would like to make it 5. My head bombed and exploded with thoughts. I couldn't cry. I was just laughing but i couldn't sleep that night. Along the line i told her my mind and broke up with her. Some girls just like money sha. Cuz i know its not sex that she lacked. It was riding in cars feeling big with the NOTICE ME Association. So when u suspect look the phone oooo.

No lies, im hyper smart. Im really good at almost anything but when it comes to getting a girl. Im worse than ever. And any girl that dates me either cheat on me, cheat with me or just humiliate me. Treat me like im not cool enough. Why is it so?

95k, but I would go for the k10000 pro its 60k

Maybe they were trying out a new stunt

There should make a cloth with this kind of technology so i could sneak up on buhari and use ear cleaners to clean his ears cuz he no dey hear say Nigerian are pissed

1 screw on this car will cost 5k