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PoliticalThuG:
I Have Dated Different Ladies Around The World And I Have Come To Realise That Most Nigerian Ladies If Not All Ooze Out Bad Odor DowN THERE. Why Is It So? Is There Any Scientific Explanation To This?

You dey mad.
You forget say na woman born you. In fact go and ask your mom

I miss the baggy days. The jeans of today can be really tight and awful. Cant seem to find the right place to put my d!Ck. These days without it showing.

Looks like a cartoon car

naughtyDiana:
as a lady, I self-service at least 2 times a month, sometimes, 2 months. when people say they are addicted to it, I just think it is a psychological disorder, cos I don't understand how I will be wanking everyday. addiction often happens to people who started wanking way too early.


been celibate for a year now, this February makes it a year, there are days when konji go hook me mehn, I wld start going through my phone to see which guy I can call to hang out but I wld just tell myself, "babe, self-service and relieve yourself". once I do that, I'm gonna be okay for the next 3weeks or more

Abeg who get this girl number, i really praise her for her boldness, unlike all these liars that are daughters of lai Mohammed. Its true talk.
Where i am i have not physically talked romantic to any girl in 2 months and several months i played bedroom soccer and i do self service once in a while to keep myself in control not all guys can carry ashewo. It helps single guys focus emotions and not blind us cuz of konji(so this one that you said you would be going thru ur phone to see who you can hang with, not cool).

Its has advantages and also disadvantages
And its disadvantages shows up when you do it too much like your life depends on it.
But 1 thing i know is that it reduces cheating in men.

Na to dey fly water like super Mario

Used half of my Project money to pay for her hostel.

Unfortunately she was accommodating her real boyfriend in the hostel i paid for, i turned out to be the care taker.

obisage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLMozoKLGEs

Crash!!!

It's not that bad

robosky02:
whats the difference coke and pepsi



Harmful Effects of Drinking Coca Cola (Coke) or Pepsi

The particulars mentioned here are merely the reproductions of the results concluded by some of the known universities around the world. It has been observed that consumption of soft drinks must be checked as soon as possible.

A glass of cold water can be less attractive but is much healthier and better choice in terms of survival. It is always better to prevent than to cure.




1) Caffeine, Sugar and Aspartame: These products are invariably present within the sweetened soft drinks. Coca Cola and Pepsi have been under lawsuits in some of the developed countries against using Aspartame which causes several diseases. Children should be strictly restricted from consuming products with Aspartame. Furthermore, caffeine and sugar are very addictive leading to another set of diseases like diabetes and a life-long habit of inducing caffeine in the body.

2) Kidney Failures: The sweet sugar is definitely not the reason for a failing kidney but the artificial sweeteners are. Hence consuming Diet versions of Coca Cola or Pepsi have proved to produce more impairment than the sweet versions.

3) Metabolism Level Decreases: A glass of warm water can speed up you metabolic rate but may taste awful after a workout session. A can of Coke can surely be tasty but it really decreases the metabolism and helps in destroying the fat burning enzymes in no time. Thus a can of either Diet Coke or simple Coca Cola after a rigorous workout or busy day is strictly not advisable.

4) Obesity and Diabetes: Obesity was never a major problem when Coca Cola or similar products were not introduced. But with an advent of these products, a major portion of the population is turning obese which includes children and teenagers.

Obesity is the root of diseases that affect heart, lungs, and kidney. Researches have also been proving that obesity may be a cause to trigger cancer cells.

Similarly, patients with diabetes must never touch beverages like Coke or Pepsi since it increases level of sugar in blood by twofold. Non-diabetic persons should avoid these drinks in order to keep diabetes away.

5) Teeth and Bone Damage: The pH level of Coke or Pepsi is 3.2 which are quite high. This pH level decides the acidic nature of a liquid. Hence these beverages are acidic in nature and can dissolve bones and enamels very quickly.

6) Reproduction problems: A research has shown that the cans of Coke or Pepsi are coated with such chemicals that may lead to reproduction problems with regular consumption

https://www.healthy-drinks.net/6-harmful-effects-of-drinking-coca-cola-coke-or-pepsi/

Boil it, you'll notice the difference

U mean this is only 10km i tot it was 21

Please how can i get this phone with at least 2 gig ram.
I hate iPhone big time but if i can get an android that looks like an iPhone i wont mind

All these isheep people following each other. Apple is the worst. I have an ipad2 and its as useless as Bleep

If only he could predict just 1 correct score

They averaged it with the wrong Nigerian If the had put mine in the measurements Nigeria would be first. Some countries are 5 inch when erect and that's our flaccid state.

oluwabless1:
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The son of Dr. Hajo Sani, Senior Special Assistant on Administration, to Aisha Buhari, took to Instagram today to show off his cars. The young man captioned the photos "Cos I like cars"

It's not clear if he owns all the cars though. Dr. Sani also served as a Minister under late General Sani Abacha.

More photos below...

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More @ http://trendzbase..com/2018/02/son-of-aisha-buharis-senior-special.html

Your cars are regular
Come to me and i would show u how to get a simple car and tune it to hyper taste

Who he help

sunbilor:
I learnt the car can be easily opened and has high susceptibility to theft. How true is this?

Yes na ashewo key the motor get

And the engine is used for speed boat

Scientists in delta

How about yahoo plus

kennysam91:
Don't you no dat love and hur go 2gether dat y I want advice u maybe u should go 4 sex Doll dey won't hurt u were u want dem 2 stay dat were dey we stay don't be offended I just feel lik saying my mind out 1st ;
But seriously my guy 4get abt lady 4 nw face ur life I mean ur career I don't say that if any othem pas ur front u should nt naki dem ooo. Bcz there toto is 4 our joystick 2 naki dem.

This na bad guy.
Although sex isn't my problem i mentioned i was a caretaker diddnt i?
But i want 100% not 20

Only if she's a virgin

stephenduru:
Four armed robbers were shot dead today in Sapele by police officers.According to report,the robbers were robbing at some point at Amagiya by Orhiaki when police stormed the scene.During shootout with police,2 died on the spot while 2 others got seriously injured.The injured ones were rushed to hospital but later died in the hospital.During interrogation,they confessed that they are Sapele boys.According to them,their friends always come from Jesse to join them in their operations.

cc; Lalasticlala, mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/02/police-shoot-4-robbers-dead-in.html?m=1

Sapele Na one of the most peaceful town for Delta State,wey be the pride of the State but for some time now,some groups of unscrupulous gangs don make Sapele an unbearable place to stay. Becos of the peaceful nature of Sapele,workers from Benin,Warri and neighboring places dey storm Sapele for shelter and from Sapele dem dey go deir place of work.
This morning,after our steam warning to the Nigeria Police Force and direct order from our Studio to shoot and kill any gang wey say peace nor go dey Sapele,Police spring into action,wen dem receive call say this Gang of Four (4) dey rob some where for Amagiya by Orhiaki. According to a police officer (name withheld) he say,the Boys open fire on Police,wen dem intercept them for the scene and deir hide out,so Police open fire back at them as two die instantly and the other two sustain serious injuries. When them try to rush the surviving ones go Hospital,dem come confess say,them be Sapele boys but deir friends dey come from Jesse dey come rob with them. Police recover Guns and other items from the thieves.
Na for Hospital nai the two injured ones for give up the ghost,as Doctors nor fit rescue them due to the place wey dem for injure.
Though our studio sympathize with the immediate family members,as we warn all other gangs to shun stealing and robbing or else dem go end up like these 4 dead thieves.
Sapele must regain its peaceful State for development to reach our hands.

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kennysam91:
Humm lady sha I av anoda opinio,if u don't mind should I talk

Throw it

Michelle55:
just believe... the right woman meant for you will definitely come your way and until then,just channel your attention to making it

Roger that. Im feeling the aura of success already. I just hope she comes soon cuz there a fakes every where

Michelle55:
I understand how you feel@Op but the best revenge you can ever give to a lady that feels you ain't good enough for her is to become successful. bro, concentrate in making excess money and watch as girls will flock around you like bees in desperate need of honey.. channel all this your wailing into something lucrative and girls will be the ones begging you like their lives depends on it.

So lots of claimed relationships out there are fake.
As for the success, im still working on it.
So nobody can love me for real while im climbing the hill

Is it so hard to find true love when you have a weird pocket size?

Its not as if i dont get girls but i cant really get em to stay.
Its so annoying
Since i was born i have never had a val. We break up before then.
The girls see me they try to get to know me but once they try to access my pocket size they flash out.

Im sick of this single guy programme, i sick of sharing girlfriend(cuz i was threatened last year by a guy while i was dating his girl).
Im sick of unserious people
Im tired of been a caretaker or a rebound guy.
I really dont know what to do right now.
Ive dated the pretty, the cute, the cheaters, the intimacy addicts, the liars and the good(later turned bad).

A girl sees me, tries to get with me then along the line a previous wooer would return and collect his application the she'll say the usual thing like you're very ok but it's not u it me stuff.

Is there any consultant in the house, i need someone counselling. Im sick of been single.
Please someone should advise me on what to do. Im not a pro and i really dont know how to woo a girl. I get lucky at first then later unlucky. Abi is it all about the money?
Am i so ugly.
Im sick of been single im tired of communicating hopeless with girls that only have interest in a free meal.

Please contact me also on Whatsapp (check my signature).
I really need help and advice

This is strong science Na science teachers do this one no be science students How the cross enter the bottle.
Na strooonnngg juju be this

Jeepers creepers

Please send it to gonkins@gmail.com please

After 7 months of no invitations and 3 years struggling to get a job i have a break
Please someone should help me with the aptitude test.
Please ooo I'm begging
Im begging
Send to gonkins@gmail.com
Thank you

At this age and time, buhari zombies still exists