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Romance › Re: "Why I Proposed To My Girlfriend With N2 Million Dummy Cheque" - Nigerian Man by gonkin(m): 12:13pm On Apr 06, 2018
Hmmm, used a dummy cheque a.k.a. Fake cheque. My brother be very careful cuz you are inviting sars. And there's 1 evidence of dummy cheque. There are some things that shouldn't be posted social media. All these girls of NOTICE ME ASSOCIATION. U wanna put the guy into trouble. Now he would be walking and looking over his shoulder.
Celebrities › Re: See Linda Ikeji's Husband To Be (photos) by gonkin(m): 8:06am On Apr 06, 2018
His head looks laminated bald
Celebrities › Re: Death Photos Of Alizee: Corpse Of Ali Zainab Nielsen Murdered By Peter Nielsen by gonkin(m): 9:29pm On Apr 05, 2018
Dont mess with an angry white man. They do a lot of impossible things.

If to say na women from my town she for don use razor open the guy like that lady that slashed her boyfriends neck.
I fear my sapele girls.
Celebrities › Re: Alizee And Her Daughter Murdered By Peter Nielsen, Her Italian Husband by gonkin(m): 9:25pm On Apr 05, 2018
Such a cute little girl the guy deleted
Travel › Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Conductors by gonkin(m): 9:24pm On Apr 05, 2018
This op is da bomb. Very funny
Romance › Re: Man Engages Girlfriend With N2 Million Cheque & Diamond Ring (Photos) by gonkin(m): 2:05pm On Apr 05, 2018
These Gboys are really pulling girls off the street. Now one babe would expect her man to be to give her a ring with 2 million too. Some girls go do 35 and waiting if them follow this guy swagger.
Well congrats to her.

Hurry marry am before he change him mind and turn you to frodo
Crime › Re: Warri Lady Dies After Fighting With A Benin Lady -friends Claim She Was Charmed by gonkin(m): 1:55pm On Apr 05, 2018
alen4smith:
hear the ozwo when dey talk.to give you better spiritual slap dey hungry me.
I believe you see the picture this is what i intend to do to your teabags. Bloody makpee, your stinking sense dey your armpit

Crime › Re: Warri Lady Dies After Fighting With A Benin Lady -friends Claim She Was Charmed by gonkin(m): 11:24am On Apr 05, 2018
This one na runs babe.
Them fit don use her do atm.
Also benin and esan tribe are most feared by mother in laws from Delta.
Everywhere you go once they hear she's from that side, you start hearing stories.
I ask myself are they that dangerous?
Crime › Re: Epileptic Lady Killed In Delta, Baby Abducted After Friend Tricked Her With Cure by gonkin(m): 11:15am On Apr 05, 2018
Epilepsy can only be suppressed. I remember when i was doing voters registration as a corper. This guy i was registering just while i was holding his hand the guy just shut down with legs and all shaking for like five minutes. Well its not the first time i have seen an epileptic patient.
In primary school i saw in higher institution i even had one as a friend. I didn't panic wen people were running. After 5 minutes he came back to life. Oya finish finger printing bye bye. But that guys own was at a high rate. He experiences episodes like alot. But the villager were surprised that i stood by him.
Its drugs that can be used no cure. But if they could install electrodes in her brain no problem.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Buhari Approves Release Of $1bn For Security Equipment by gonkin(m): 11:19pm On Apr 04, 2018
Efcc will really disturb Buhari wen he is out of power quote me
Romance › Re: Microscopic View Of A Vagina(Pu$$¥) by gonkin(m): 9:11pm On Apr 04, 2018
I think it looks more gorgeous when magnified. This is interesting tell me more. I mean look at all those sensors
Romance › Re: Shout Out To That Girl You Banged In Secondary School by gonkin(m): 10:31am On Apr 02, 2018
Diddnt have sex till i was around 23.
But i still remember that day
It was with the same girl that jumped 2face on stage in the presence of Annie . 08/Aug/2011
Business › Re: Bank Fraud!!! What I Did And How I Got My Money Back by gonkin(m): 11:29pm On Apr 01, 2018
Maybe we should start using pin code for sim card. Maybe that would save us from these fraudsters. I actually thought about it too
Romance › Re: Funny Pictures That Tall Guys Can Relate To by gonkin(m): 9:31pm On Mar 31, 2018
5,6,8,10,11
Romance › Re: Will You Marry For Love Or Genotype by gonkin(m): 9:20pm On Mar 31, 2018
Na wa for this guy ooo. The latest with girls now is razor. Them go use razor tear your face
Romance › Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by gonkin(m): 9:07pm On Mar 31, 2018
Your sensor is very active. Maybe its Bluetooth
Romance › Re: Were You Unattractive Before But Fine Now? by gonkin(m): 9:05pm On Mar 31, 2018
I cant say cuz im still single
Romance › Re: Let's Know Three Things You Missed About Your Ex by gonkin(m): 9:03pm On Mar 31, 2018
The good things Funny Caring
The bad things Lies Flamboyant spending on the unnecessary
Romance › Re: HELP.! I Cant Just Stop Thinking Abt My Ex Girl Friend, It Been A Year Now. by gonkin(m): 9:00pm On Mar 31, 2018
Ive been in your shoes. I hope u aint sitting at home all day cuz thats what gets you reminiscing. Best you could do is mingle.

Focus your mind on another girl, get her to be your girl and try to have sweet sex with her. Before u know it you'll be asking yourself what u saw in your previous girl that clouded your head.

The new girl will occupy your heart and no past error control u anymore. Just dont ever cheat
Romance › Re: Guys- Will You Marry A Lady That Is 2yrs Older Than You? by gonkin(m): 8:55pm On Mar 31, 2018
If the love is genuine and her profile matches my requirements i can marry a lady 5 years older. We are all looking for happiness in marriage.
Romance › Re: How Long Is Your Erect Pe.nis? by gonkin(m): 7:55pm On Mar 29, 2018
Mad set of people.

Crime › Re: Nigerian On Interpol Wanted Person List by gonkin(m): 3:05pm On Mar 29, 2018
These ones will be in Nigeria now splashing money and one officer will be hailing chairman. Officers will be assigned to protect them and the would oppress those that worked hard fr money
Romance › Re: 39 And Pregnant But My Boyfriend Says He's Not Ready. by gonkin(m): 6:53pm On Mar 28, 2018
Wen 29 dey find serious man wen go give dem belle and marry wen ever he is ready. You are 39 and wanna become the next terminator. Even a man unmarried at 39 be like swear. Maybe you are his side chick. Me as i dey here if i get any girl pregnant as long as shes has the qualities of a wife. Stage 3 of my life has begun. We can marry any time. All this no money no marriage will just make u old. In fact why would i wanna do skin to skin with someone i know i cant settle with.

Well you are a side chick. Thats why he ain't accepting you. The older you get the harder it becomes to get pregnant. As from 36 and above. So keep the baby
Car Talk › Re: 2019 Lexus UX Unveiled (photos) by gonkin(m): 11:38am On Mar 28, 2018
Na for all this one thunder go blast motor brain box go spoil
Business › Re: New Exchange Rate? by gonkin(m): 6:47am On Mar 28, 2018
All of u that said the op is wrong are late comers. I saw this post and did the search myself and got a screen shot with date and time. The op was right. Few minutes later it changed back to normal rate. SO STOP BEEN JERKHOLES AND DISSING THE OP. I WILL POST MY OWN SCREENSHOT AGAIN.
OTHER PEOPLE CONFIRMED BEFORE IT WAS REVERTED. I CHECKED BOTH GOOGLE AND ABOKIFX.

PLEASE CHECK MY DATE AND TIME

Business › Re: New Exchange Rate? by gonkin(m): 10:50pm On Mar 27, 2018
Its no lie. Check the time and date on my previous post. Them just changed it now now. Who the hell called Google. We for rush go buy dollars
Crime › Re: Jigawa Student Kills Girlfriend For Refusing To Abort Pregnancy (Photo) by gonkin(m): 10:44pm On Mar 27, 2018
I keep saying it. Its how a man behaves when he gets you pregnant that's how u would know if he really loves you or wants you as a p3nis massager
Business › Re: New Exchange Rate? by gonkin(m): 10:39pm On Mar 27, 2018
Yes google says so
But we still dey follow parallel market
APC wants to bribe their way in.

Na error jo cuz my other apps cant update the current naira rate

Gaming › Re: 10 Reasons Why PC Gaming Is the Best by gonkin(m): 8:29pm On Mar 27, 2018
leggo:
You are the broke man. PC gaming runs into millions. Do you think they are talking about your 100k laptop here? Dell's Alienware is over a million naira, not to talk of PCs built by hardcore gamers.
Do your research before you brag. You are the real broke man
My brother me sef shock when i see the price online ooo
Gaming › Re: 10 Reasons Why PC Gaming Is the Best by gonkin(m): 8:26pm On Mar 27, 2018
Mandrake007:
PC is great cos of convenience,i've got a quality dell with games in it but I'd stick to my PS4 man,nothing beats the feeling of playing fifa on a large TV screen
Ur tv no get HDMI?
Travel › Re: Photos Of Ikeja Bus Terminal, Lagos That Will Be Commissioned By Buhari by gonkin(m): 8:22pm On Mar 27, 2018
Buhari should lost in lagos traffic

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