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He will recover when Nigeria has recovered

Separate the north from the south. The country is too big for one man to rule. If i ruled Nigeria

1. No fraud or 419 would be allowed
so yahoo is a serious offence
2. Exchange rate must drop
to as low as the time of abacha
3.The power sector must be stable and each apartment must have at least 20hrs of electricity per day
4. Gas flaring will be brought down to minimal
5. ALL NIGERIANS WOULD HAVE SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
6. AN AGE LIMIT WOULD BE SET FOR PEOPLE THAT CAN RULE THE COUNTRY. MAXIMUM WOULD BE 60 YEARS
7. Minimum of 6 refineries per state.
8.The police sector would be rehabilitated and the citizens would have a hotline to report corrupt officers as long as there is evidence and can defend the evidence.
9. Prisoners would be monitored closely and those that gain freedom would have a record.
10. There would be a help line like 911 very compulsory.
11. All graduates would be registered to a database and no graduate would be unemployed for more than a year to prevent them from becoming fraudsters.
12. No more extra charge for card debits. Only fixed monthly charge of N35.
13. Drones would patrol the sky.
14. All Company cars that go short distance should be electric cars to reduce carbon emissions

AggroBug:
I understand you were looking for a job at JIJI, and at you that that has not turned out ? Do not despair! Look further and you will succeed !

I applied to both emails and ads but that same day i got text from 2 different consultancy services , same address and it diddnt state what i applied for. The next day it was trippled. And interviews was dated the next day. From a previous experience where i was a victim off fraud i backed off

Bros please take the job but link me to yours. Even if its 100k i wont mind

OMG!!! The prophecy

ManirBK:
GOOD ONE

Man wtf are u cursing for?
Buhari is his own enemy it why his health affects him severely. Now he's got alzheimers. Imagine putting dead men into office.

You're obviously one of his malu. U dey find trouble since we just quiet. Ok lets start

On calls maximum N500/month On subscription N1500/month till june then its 1000/month till December

On calls maximum N500/month On subscription N1500/month till june then its 1000/month till December

Yeah i saw this last week close to a market

Very soon u would hear budgeted case

I just turned 30 on the 20th December
I am average cute.
Genotype & blood group AA & A+
6ft 1in, 71kg
Not too light in complexion
Delta state origin
Urhobo tribe
2 brothers and a sister


Hyper talented cuz i can work and fix anything
I studied elect/elect in petroleum training institute and graduated with 3.08 (lucky me)
I am really good in computers, i can fix any Japanese car both via diagnostics and via spanner. I used to be a lines man and power station operator as intern.
I speak good, cool tempered all the time and love the spund of a revving engine.

Ok time for the real deal. I have been unlucky with relationships. My 1st serious relationship was with someone older than me with almost 6 yrs. It was one of my best we dated for almost 2 yrs but alone the line she backed off cuz i was a lil premature at 23. Felt bad but i understood.
My 2nd was with a nice dark perfect girl. We dated for 4yrs she tried alot was so responsible till her 2nd year in the university. She became a high class public toilet. Was trying to cope but she's tasted wealth and even denied me in the presence of another guy. Had to call it a quit. At 27

The 3rd was an orphan. Practically sponsored her to school but she wanted more and i was still yet to get a job. So along the line she got discouraged and told me i wasn't moving as she expected and left. Dated for a year plus.
So since then i felt cold that my only flaw was not been financially stable. And I'm sick of breakups.
Currently im in construction under an a power station proton energy limted. Although the salary is shared with my uncle that fetched me the job. Passed an interview with another power company and been expecting to resume since September.
I live in delta but im currently celebrating with my parents in lagos. And im really looking for a serious relationship that would evolve to marriage.
Although my choices are.

She should be educated not necessarily a graduate
English speaking is compulsory
Should be determined to be successful
Not the type to relies on her guy for every financial need *VERY IMPORTANT*
Maximum age 32
Be very responsible with little or no pride.

Check my signature.
This is 2018 so if im OK for u Dial me 07035107426

skayT:
. I can categorically tell you that over 80% of the job postings on are fake. If they are not the likes of GNLD, then they are probably scammers or even ritualists.

Thats very true. In fact make that 95 percent cuz there are jobs of 60k and above just waiting there even using real company names. Then they use same contact addresses

To become a multimillionaire and get married

mobaking:
Tell us how ur party would have solved the problem.We need better ideas not this impossible demands and ultimatums.

Is this one in Nigeria at all?

So so fake. They usually call to confirm if you have received. Also the name of their firm isnt stated

Gordon's was right Aso rock is cursed

The Aso rock curse. Family member life issues I see why Jonathan didn't go for 2nd tenure

smulti:
Did he die


when Fulani herdsmen are slaughtering innocent people at every corner of the country


his father looks the other side


R I P in advance bro,
.

Lol na u hate buhari pass.
But sins of the father should not be transferred to the son. If the son wound, i hope he recovers. U know that the father has 9 lives. So no need to o wish him dead. Since buhari played deaf to Nigerians cries lets see if he plays deaf to his son's health

I wonder if its a doughnut she go between. Cuz she looks like that bros that sells jeans. Yucking WOGLY

If ifs Nigeria, they would have pulled it and put it on their roof

So this keke samson can go 160 kmh
While if keke napep goes 90kmh for Nigerian road it will turn over

Big lie. One hour of light in 2days

autojosh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdSKByhEY9Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9qakxLlMZ0

This is surely the best drift show in town. The 2017 Revs and Runway came with so much thrill, energy, adrenaline rush and bond between man and machine.

The event held at Tafawa Balewa Square in Lagos with several car enthusiasts, super cars, power bikes, super models, drifts, stunts, loud revs and amazing paint jobs/decals. 

After the car and bike stunts, the super models took to the runway to exhibit the latest outfits from Nigerian fashion brands.. after which everyone proceeded to Cova Lounge in Victoria Island for the after party. 

This is definitely the coolest way to spend your weekend especially if you love cars, bike and/or fashion. 

See more photos and videos below..

https://autojosh.com/amazing-photos-videos-revs-runway-car-drift-show/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun

The first car is a dodge challenger good engine rev sounds

I so much love Subaru legacy but i dont thing you could get one in nigeria

Ebimobowei Joshua Agai This na ijaw

JamesReacher:
I just watched the video, why was he beaten?

Dude u watched, but did u listen to his words?
He's a poo eating yahoo pluster.
He confessed to the poo program so he could have the mouth charm to rip 55000$ off a client

If i see foreigners wen fit help me ship cars from places like auctionexport i would get my 500k to 1m per sale. Thats another business partnership. No be to use oyibo like fool
Or go into exportation. After all garri and yam expensive for abroad

Some would say its false See one video confession here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlmidAhKcF0 From this link https://www.nairaland.com/4020714/yahoo-boy-eats-feces-warri

No matter how powerful or expensive a phone is after 18 months it would be obsolete. So why struggle.
Them don collect my k750 before with gun
That was 2008
Imagine using that same phone now. If them wan thief, simply give them. because if you get shot.
1 the cost of treatment could be more than the phone cost
2. Psychological effects
3.u may die. Burial money is more than the phone
4. U would make people that love u cry.
5. Them go shoot u still collect the phone
6. If u survive you may be deformed

Its normal with older ladies cuz many only want sex with u. Ive been there.

I tire for these guys.
Applied for some jobs on and posted my cv on nairaland.com

That evening i got 2 invites with different names but same address
Next day 3
Next day 2
Yesterday 1 with another format but all with same addresses and different...... Consult

Is that Sonic the hedgehog?