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Celebrities › Re: Sarah Forbes Bonetta- The Yoruba Slave Who Became Queen Victoria’s Goddaughter by gonkin(m): 10:56am On Jan 05, 2018
If slavery started again, there wouldn't be any slave to capture because everyone will be bleaching
Politics › Re: FG May Increase Petrol Price To N180 Per Litre by gonkin(m): 9:03am On Jan 05, 2018
Buhari the petroleum minister. You dey find trouble ooo. Can u imagine Where are those goats saying sai baba From 85 to 180 in less than 3year. Just make am 200 Useless government
Politics › Re: Salomi Pagu: Soldiers Rescue Another Chibok Girl by gonkin(m): 4:05pm On Jan 04, 2018
Chibok matter still dey. By the time i have grand kids I'm sure there would still rescue another
Nairaland General › Re: Woman Hit By Yahoo Boy With His Car In Delta Dies (Photos) by gonkin(m): 12:48pm On Jan 04, 2018
JONNYSPUTE:
Rip to the death. So everybody that drives a Camry spider is now termed as a yahoo guy or girl? Poor people mentality.
Dude im from that town and i know whats happening. October last year it also happened in the same sapele where a yahoo boy hit a woman and her 2 kids. But his car got lynched by the angry mob while trying to flee

This town called sapele, a lot of young guys are intimidated by yahoo wealth. Many dont want to work and the rate at which they use money is scary. A wheelbarrow pushing dude 2months ago now he's a car owner with no registered business nor job/hobby. Just drive around in flashy cars, drink and sit at home to earn more that what coys get in a year.

The worst part is that 90 percent of youth are into yahoo in this town..
Seems to be like you are into yahoo too

We know them so dont say who drive spyder(camry) shouldn't be termed yahoo. Whats worse is that some fools praise these dudes.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by gonkin(m): 7:12pm On Jan 03, 2018
Xter92cy:
Im having same issue applied tru d mail but stil no sms, i'm a university graduate.... in dis ma case wat could b d problem
Lol that feeling as if u are cursed or your village people have something against your success. My brother i thought so too ooo. I tire for the work waka but one cant give up.
I applied via email first, then when i heard of eportal i also applied. Then my home community were dropping cv, i still dropped. But no sms or email. Waiting till Friday. I am just angry towards any one that calls me on phone for help.
Business › Re: "5k Is Not Small Money In This Buhari Weather"- Angry First Bank Customer by gonkin(m): 4:26pm On Jan 03, 2018
Yian1:
I still like this weather than still be suffering in the weather of Umbrella side looters who have been revealed by buhari. They would have sold this country by now.
Buhari malu. Zombie zombie
Politics › Re: Yusuf Buhari Quick Recovery Prayer Banner In Jos (Photo) by gonkin(m): 3:17pm On Jan 03, 2018
He will recover when Nigeria has recovered
Politics › Re: How Would You Fix Nigeria If You Were The President? by gonkin(m):
Separate the north from the south. The country is too big for one man to rule. If i ruled Nigeria

1. No fraud or 419 would be allowed
so yahoo is a serious offence
2. Exchange rate must drop
to as low as the time of abacha
3.The power sector must be stable and each apartment must have at least 20hrs of electricity per day
4. Gas flaring will be brought down to minimal
5. ALL NIGERIANS WOULD HAVE SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
6. AN AGE LIMIT WOULD BE SET FOR PEOPLE THAT CAN RULE THE COUNTRY. MAXIMUM WOULD BE 60 YEARS
7. Minimum of 6 refineries per state.
8.The police sector would be rehabilitated and the citizens would have a hotline to report corrupt officers as long as there is evidence and can defend the evidence.
9. Prisoners would be monitored closely and those that gain freedom would have a record.
10. There would be a help line like 911 very compulsory.
11. All graduates would be registered to a database and no graduate would be unemployed for more than a year to prevent them from becoming fraudsters.
12. No more extra charge for card debits. Only fixed monthly charge of N35.
13. Drones would patrol the sky.
14. All Company cars that go short distance should be electric cars to reduce carbon emissions
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by gonkin(m): 3:41pm On Jan 02, 2018
AggroBug:
I understand you were looking for a job at JIJI, and at you that that has not turned out ? Do not despair! Look further and you will succeed !
I applied to both emails and ads but that same day i got text from 2 different consultancy services , same address and it diddnt state what i applied for. The next day it was trippled. And interviews was dated the next day. From a previous experience where i was a victim off fraud i backed off
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Mouth Watering Job Offer..but..... by gonkin(m): 3:34pm On Jan 02, 2018
Bros please take the job but link me to yours. Even if its 100k i wont mind
Politics › Re: Daniel Elombah Arrested Due To The Article He Wrote Against Buhari - FFK by gonkin(m): 8:03pm On Jan 01, 2018
OMG!!! The prophecy
Politics › Re: Meet The Doctors President Buhari Hired To Treat His Son - Daily Nigerian by gonkin(m): 7:55pm On Jan 01, 2018
ManirBK:
GOOD ONE
Man wtf are u cursing for?
Buhari is his own enemy it why his health affects him severely. Now he's got alzheimers. Imagine putting dead men into office.

You're obviously one of his malu. U dey find trouble since we just quiet. Ok lets start
Romance › Re: How Much Have You Spent On AIRTIME Since January by gonkin(m): 5:36pm On Jan 01, 2018
On calls maximum N500/month On subscription N1500/month till june then its 1000/month till December
Romance › Re: How Much Have You Spent On AIRTIME Since January by gonkin(m): 5:36pm On Jan 01, 2018
On calls maximum N500/month On subscription N1500/month till june then its 1000/month till December
Car Talk › Re: N193m Rolls-Royce Phantom Abandoned In Lagos; Rots Away (Pictured) by gonkin(m): 2:10pm On Jan 01, 2018
Yeah i saw this last week close to a market
Politics › Re: Yusuf Buhari Spends 6th Day In Hospital by gonkin(m): 12:05pm On Jan 01, 2018
Very soon u would hear budgeted case
Romance › Re: For Single Guys Above 30 And Single Ladies Above 25 by gonkin(m):
I just turned 30 on the 20th December
I am average cute.
Genotype & blood group AA & A+
6ft 1in, 71kg
Not too light in complexion
Delta state origin
Urhobo tribe
2 brothers and a sister


Hyper talented cuz i can work and fix anything
I studied elect/elect in petroleum training institute and graduated with 3.08 (lucky me)
I am really good in computers, i can fix any Japanese car both via diagnostics and via spanner. I used to be a lines man and power station operator as intern.
I speak good, cool tempered all the time and love the spund of a revving engine.

Ok time for the real deal. I have been unlucky with relationships. My 1st serious relationship was with someone older than me with almost 6 yrs. It was one of my best we dated for almost 2 yrs but alone the line she backed off cuz i was a lil premature at 23. Felt bad but i understood.
My 2nd was with a nice dark perfect girl. We dated for 4yrs she tried alot was so responsible till her 2nd year in the university. She became a high class public toilet. Was trying to cope but she's tasted wealth and even denied me in the presence of another guy. Had to call it a quit. At 27

The 3rd was an orphan. Practically sponsored her to school but she wanted more and i was still yet to get a job. So along the line she got discouraged and told me i wasn't moving as she expected and left. Dated for a year plus.
So since then i felt cold that my only flaw was not been financially stable. And I'm sick of breakups.
Currently im in construction under an a power station proton energy limted. Although the salary is shared with my uncle that fetched me the job. Passed an interview with another power company and been expecting to resume since September.
I live in delta but im currently celebrating with my parents in lagos. And im really looking for a serious relationship that would evolve to marriage.
Although my choices are.

She should be educated not necessarily a graduate
English speaking is compulsory
Should be determined to be successful
Not the type to relies on her guy for every financial need *VERY IMPORTANT*
Maximum age 32
Be very responsible with little or no pride.

Check my signature.
This is 2018 so if im OK for u Dial me 07035107426
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by gonkin(m): 9:36am On Jan 01, 2018
skayT:
. I can categorically tell you that over 80% of the job postings on are fake. If they are not the likes of GNLD, then they are probably scammers or even ritualists.
Thats very true. In fact make that 95 percent cuz there are jobs of 60k and above just waiting there even using real company names. Then they use same contact addresses
Business › Re: How To Become A Multimillionaire In Year 2018 by gonkin(m): 12:54am On Jan 01, 2018
To become a multimillionaire and get married
Politics › Re: Illegal Fuel Subsidy Payment: Opposition Youths Tackle Buhari by gonkin(m): 2:50pm On Dec 30, 2017
mobaking:
Tell us how ur party would have solved the problem.We need better ideas not this impossible demands and ultimatums.
Is this one in Nigeria at all?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Nephew Got This Message From A Job He Applied For In The US From Nigeria by gonkin(m): 9:27am On Dec 30, 2017
So so fake. They usually call to confirm if you have received. Also the name of their firm isnt stated
Politics › Re: Yusuf Buhari Still In Coma After Surgery To Remove Blood From His Brain by gonkin(m): 5:48am On Dec 29, 2017
Gordon's was right Aso rock is cursed
Politics › Re: Presidential Aides Pray For Yusuf Buhari by gonkin(m): 7:26pm On Dec 28, 2017
The Aso rock curse. Family member life issues I see why Jonathan didn't go for 2nd tenure
Politics › Re: Cedarcrest Hospital Where Yusuf Buhari Is Being Treated After Accident (Photo) by gonkin(m): 8:44pm On Dec 27, 2017
smulti:
Did he die huh


when Fulani herdsmen are slaughtering innocent people at every corner of the country


his father looks the other side


R I P in advance bro,
.
Lol na u hate buhari pass.
But sins of the father should not be transferred to the son. If the son wound, i hope he recovers. U know that the father has 9 lives. So no need to o wish him dead. Since buhari played deaf to Nigerians cries lets see if he plays deaf to his son's health
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria's Hairiest Woman, Queen Okafor, Bares Cleavage In New Photos by gonkin(m): 11:02am On Dec 21, 2017
I wonder if its a doughnut she go between. Cuz she looks like that bros that sells jeans. Yucking WOGLY
Autos › Re: China Builds Solar Road That Can Charge Electric Cars And Melt Snow(Photos) by gonkin(m): 4:54am On Dec 21, 2017
If ifs Nigeria, they would have pulled it and put it on their roof
Car Talk › Re: Samson Switchblade,World's 1st 2-Seater Flying Sports Car Goes On Sale Next Year by gonkin(m): 9:03am On Dec 16, 2017
So this keke samson can go 160 kmh
While if keke napep goes 90kmh for Nigerian road it will turn over
Politics › Re: Nigeria Transmits 5,156MW Electricity, Highest Ever – Official by gonkin(m): 9:27am On Dec 15, 2017
Big lie. One hour of light in 2days
Car Talk › Re: Amazing Photos And Videos From Revs And Runway Car Drift Show In Lagos by gonkin(m): 8:08am On Dec 15, 2017
autojosh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdSKByhEY9Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9qakxLlMZ0

This is surely the best drift show in town. The 2017 Revs and Runway came with so much thrill, energy, adrenaline rush and bond between man and machine.

The event held at Tafawa Balewa Square in Lagos with several car enthusiasts, super cars, power bikes, super models, drifts, stunts, loud revs and amazing paint jobs/decals. 

After the car and bike stunts, the super models took to the runway to exhibit the latest outfits from Nigerian fashion brands.. after which everyone proceeded to Cova Lounge in Victoria Island for the after party. 

This is definitely the coolest way to spend your weekend especially if you love cars, bike and/or fashion. 

See more photos and videos below..

https://autojosh.com/amazing-photos-videos-revs-runway-car-drift-show/

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Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
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Obinoscopy
Seun
The first car is a dodge challenger good engine rev sounds
Car Talk › Re: These Are The 15 Safest 2018 Cars So Far - IIHS by gonkin(m): 8:04am On Dec 15, 2017
I so much love Subaru legacy but i dont thing you could get one in nigeria
NYSC › Re: Ebimobowei Joshua Agai Centre Of Attraction At Delta NYSC Camp (Photos) by gonkin(m): 5:13pm On Dec 12, 2017
Ebimobowei Joshua Agai This na ijaw
Crime › Re: "I Am Rich With Over $5m, But It’s A Hell On Earth For Me" - Ghanaian Yahoo Boy by gonkin(m): 6:13pm On Dec 10, 2017
JamesReacher:
I just watched the video, why was he beaten?
Dude u watched, but did u listen to his words?
He's a poo eating yahoo pluster.
He confessed to the poo program so he could have the mouth charm to rip 55000$ off a client

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