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Romance › Re: Hilarious Photos About Sex Dolls In Nigeria by gonkin(m): 4:11pm On Jan 18, 2018
Girls are complaining already as if after spending and taking them places, buying them stuff wen its time to take her pants down for SEX THAT SHE WILL EVEN ENJOY THAN ME. She would be crossing her legs forming im changing oil(menstruation).

Imagine if they did a male sex doll for females, sex would only be for reproduction
Health › Re: Hard Drugs Affect Man Who Couldn't Get A Job In Delta by gonkin(m): 3:59pm On Jan 18, 2018
He's from sapele too
Crime › Re: Thief Electrocuted At Bukuru, Jos On Electric Pole (Photos) by gonkin(m): 1:03pm On Jan 18, 2018
You wanna steal from a pole made out of metal
Crime › Re: 2 Gombe Deputy Governor Impersonators Remanded In Prison (Photos) by gonkin(m): 9:27pm On Jan 17, 2018
fulaniHERDSman:
They have done nothing wrong. Our politicians also still from us. Its even better to impersonate or rob politicians. Kindly release the innocent men cool cool
If it were your brother or close relative they scammed you would obviously be against them.

#endyahooyahoo
Nairaland General › Re: LASEMA Rescues Woman Trapped In Mud Under Third Mainland Bridge by gonkin(m): 6:47pm On Jan 17, 2018
This camera na wa. If i used this camera to take a picture in the village i did nysc e go be like say na London i dey. Abeg whats the make and model of the camera
Romance › Re: South African Lady Shares Photos To Prove She Is Sexier Than The N800k Sex Doll by gonkin(m): 11:07am On Jan 17, 2018
All these babe are jealous of common doll. Women can be jealous sha
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Raid Phone Shop In Delta, Cut Off Neck Of Security Guard. Photos by gonkin(m): 7:25am On Jan 17, 2018
Oxster:
Hmm,,if is true like u said#all Ds bloggers
Its as true as reproduction

Here's the story

Report enter studio say the new Tecno store wey dey Okpe Road by that two storey building before Atufe Road,host thieves and men of the night. These guys come for operation sweep the store dry,wen one man go dey disturb deir movement nai dem escort the man go House and rape the Man wife for e present,then lock dem for House,as dem disarm dem. Na when operation wan start for the Man shop nai dem fall (shot) the Hausa Man wey dey guide the place die before them use deir time raid the shop for like 2 hours and sweep everything for the shop to square zero. Them pack Laptops,IPads,iPhones and other phones. Police don swing into action as dem promise to catch the guys wey involve soon. Our studio wish the dead security man farewell and hope he Rest In Peace. Amen

https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1399365070175261&id=100003053453713&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1399365070175261%3Atl_objid.1399365070175261%3Athrowback_story_fbid.1399365070175261%3Athid.100003053453713%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1517471999%3A-1796306521458761720&__tn__=%2As-R

Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Raid Phone Shop In Delta, Cut Off Neck Of Security Guard. Photos by gonkin(m): 7:18am On Jan 17, 2018
OkpaAkuEriEri:
undecided
At least it wz an aboki.
So aboki no be human being? Not all are fulani. Besides many can be very loyal
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am Tired Of Searching For Job by gonkin(m): 9:04pm On Jan 16, 2018
Lol. Me too na 4 year too for me but i ain't giving up. I have survived since and the sky is lighting up for me
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Flour Mills Of Nigeria Plc Ongoing Recruitment by gonkin(m): 9:02pm On Jan 16, 2018
Infact I'm sick of this guy
Politics › Re: Poll: Buhari, Atiku, Donald Duke, Fayose, Who Would You Likely Vote For In 2019? by gonkin(m): 6:36pm On Jan 16, 2018
No more aboki
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Raid Phone Shop In Delta, Cut Off Neck Of Security Guard. Photos by gonkin(m): 6:32pm On Jan 16, 2018
Sapele again. Please these boys should go back to yahoo. Everyday bad news. The other day someone stabbed a girl on the thigh.
God save me town
Romance › Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by gonkin(m): 5:15pm On Jan 16, 2018
newsynews:
Omo, this Sex Doll of a thing is about to give ladies a run for their money o.

Many social media users are beginning to toy with the idea of what life will be like with this new invention that costs a lot.

Below are reactions from some Twitter users who offloaded their thoughts using the hashtag #SexDoll


http://www.purplefeel.com/2018/01/sex-doll-funny-reactions-twitter-users.html
Lol. If i f$ck this one 2 rounds then we go to sleep, the doll would flee and leave me a note cuz i would probably expanded its hole beyond its elastic limit
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Petroleum Refinery Engineering Trainees 2018 Recruitment by gonkin(m): 5:08pm On Jan 16, 2018
They have finally put it on. I got this info since last week Thursday. I signed up but hen there was no openings ad on the website
How do we know the have not filled all the slots like that of Nigerian Immigration
Romance › Re: Lady Kneels Down To Propose To Her Man In Public While He Cries by gonkin(m): 1:26pm On Jan 15, 2018
Although she doesn't look that bad. But the guy was confused and angry inside. You can surprise me with a big gift. But not a ring. You wanna engage a man.
Theres a saying, if women engage men: we go turn lord of the ring cuz a lot of ladies if they cant organize their dream marriage, they won't get married so us guys would be stuck with a ring on the finger
Romance › Re: Lady Kneels Down To Propose To Her Man In Public While He Cries by gonkin(m): 1:23pm On Jan 15, 2018
Amazinggraxe:
smiles

after 2times a week *52weeks wanking and destructive styles
and you dated for 5 years no proposal
so
2*52*5====1120 express way size

this happen if a man got you bleeped more than 50 times he must marry you if not charm him
No be every body charm dey work on.
Sports › Re: Billboard Of Cristiano Ronaldo Selling Frozen Chicken At Ipaja (photo) by gonkin(m): 12:03pm On Jan 15, 2018
This one is for 134a gas. When i saw it i couldn't help laughing

Celebrities › Re: Why Funke Akindele's Name Was Removed From Casting Of “avengers: Infinity War” by gonkin(m): 7:48pm On Jan 14, 2018
If it was a hack, why was it on Wikipedia That dude must be one guru
Romance › Re: Lady Puts Hair Remover In A Friend's Hair Relaxer After She Slept With Her Bf by gonkin(m): 9:12am On Jan 13, 2018
Yeah i once did that and the bitch couldn't tell the difference cuz shaving cream and hair relaxer have the same aroma
Phones › Re: Tecno Mobile Launches Full Display Screen Smartphone, ‘CAMON CM’ by gonkin(m): 9:10am On Jan 13, 2018
I hope the screen digitizer wont get damaged
Cuz most tecno after a month the digitizer starts acting funny in cold weather.
Tecno infinix itel. Ooppson not for me.
I like a phone where theres online user experience sharing on websites. Xdev not one that when it has small problems you'll run to repairer.
Car Talk › Re: What The Car You Drive Says About You by gonkin(m): 8:16am On Jan 12, 2018
Number 4 is too correct about yahoo boys I call the car ID CARD
Education › Re: My NECO GCE Result Without Any Expo by gonkin(m): 11:00pm On Jan 11, 2018
See this guy. Its not how well again o, its how far. Congrats though
Crime › Re: The 16-Year-Old Girl Stabbed By ‘Osama' In Delta Is Dead (Graphic Photos) by gonkin(m): 7:31pm On Jan 10, 2018
Sapele again? I come dey fear this my town
Fashion › Re: Lady's Dressing On Weekends Vs Workdays In Office (Photos) by gonkin(m): 1:21pm On Jan 10, 2018
During work days it appears olympus has fallen In the street its got alignment
Celebrities › Re: Bedroom Photo Of Mercy Johnson And Her Husband, As She Lies On Top Of Him by gonkin(m): 9:46am On Jan 10, 2018
Na die the guy dey so. Like a vehicle carrying overload
Phones › Re: Lost But Found Iphone 6 In Enugu by gonkin(m): 1:32pm On Jan 09, 2018
Take it to the nigerian police? Those guy? They would accuse you of stealing
Car Talk › Re: Byton Unveils 323mile 5g-enabled Electric SUV With 50 Inch Dashboard Touchscreen by gonkin(m): 8:38am On Jan 09, 2018
If this one screen break. How dem go operate am
Romance › Re: Man Gifts His Bride A Car At Their Traditional Wedding In Anambra (Photos) by gonkin(m): 8:25pm On Jan 08, 2018
This one be like all those Malaysian guys
Politics › Re: Delta LG Election Results Released By DSIEC(Photos) by gonkin(m): 8:47pm On Jan 07, 2018
Buhari has given APC a bad name
APC's profile is known for blaming and unnecessary budgets. Lol. APC quit notice
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Cut Off Man"s Hand In Edo (Graphic Photos) by gonkin(m): 6:12pm On Jan 07, 2018
Edo people no get witch again? Make them fight for their land
Politics › Re: Buhari Has Created Over 8m Jobs In Less Than 3 Years – Ngige by gonkin(m): 9:59am On Jan 07, 2018
Are these people blind?
Which job or are there counting, Ritualists and yahoo boys. Cuz there are more of them now
Career › Re: Kufre Nnah: Meet Millionaire Barber Who Came To Lagos With Only N5000 (Photos) by gonkin(m): 8:32pm On Jan 05, 2018
500k per day for hair. Even if na 10k to barb hair, na everybody get 10k to cut hair every day? Abeg make dem lie small small. This is new year. It's possible but every day. Na bet company he dey run?

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