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CrimeRe: Alexzy Markson: "Yahoo Yahoo Saved My Life, SARS Should Stop Disturbing Us" by gonkin(m): 11:48pm On Dec 06, 2017
If u check history its yahoo yahoo that made sars corrupt
FamilyRe: Woman Snatches Man From Wife, Dumps Him After 7 Years by gonkin(m): 12:53pm On Dec 06, 2017
Lie lie This face is from this story
https://www.nairaland.com/4103705/girl-caught-after-stealing-money
Nigeria sha
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 8 Years Gone. Am Tired Of Being Jobless by gonkin(m): 11:16am On Dec 06, 2017
oez42722:
you can find a new job on https://jiji.com.ng/jobs
Im on i have seen some offers but i dont think the usually call. Cuz ive tried and still trying. Can't give up WONT GIVE UP
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 8 Years Gone. Am Tired Of Being Jobless by gonkin(m): 10:26am On Dec 06, 2017
Na connection dey win am. I know a jobless undergraduate thats earning 160k he was jobless till marriage then his in laws helped him through connection.
Abeg me sef the don tire. Finished service since nov 2014, searched for job and still non till late 2015 i started my own business. And ended the business in the middle of 2016. May 2017 i got a slot in construction of a power from my own uncle but i was to remit 50 percent monthly till God knows when., sometimes i work 30k sometimes 40k highest was 70k so i remit half. It was awful but i looked at the company's future. By September this year the site closed.
Now i have been a wanderer. I attended interviews and i landed another slot through another one of my uncles that planned to do sharing but the man in charge obstructed his idea and me and my uncle dont communicate because the main man foiled his plans. Its a power station and they were fixing their generation units.
Been waiting to resume but for almost one month now the station has Collapsed and my hope of working there has died. Them dey pursue me from village? because i no remember say i hurt anybody. I dont mind remittance as long as its for a certain period and a good pay. because i have plans and i would be 30 in 14days. I have been surviving by fixing computers. Some boys have pressured me to do yahoo cuz im really good in computers but i find it very hard to steal.
I have even been looking for an older lady with a good background to get married to. Maybe i could get lucky like my friend's that got jobs from worthy in laws. Love grows. I cant die like this. Even with upper credit and a lot of skills im still like this.
A Friend has scammed me once for job. Another tried to convince me to visit a native doctor to help me with a job cuz he got his after a week of visiting a native doctor. I totally declined cuz i want clean hands all my life.
There was a time i almost tried an awareness technique to stand by the rail of a bridge where traffic was busy and pretend like i wanna commit suicide so that someone would hear my cry. Maybe the news would take my story's headline to be A GRADUATE'S SUICIDE ATTEMPT WAS INTERRUPTED. His suicidal attempt failed a Motorists interfered. He cried that he was a jobless for too long and was sick of life. Taking that the news will carry it and some firm would hear my cry of maybe a good Samaritan will put me in a position and make me famous. But i wonder what held me back.
Please anybody. Helllppppppp. Skills are waiting to be displayed.
I just tire.
Abi na my cv, i have changed layout and format.

Jobs/VacanciesWhy Do We Choose To Employ Indians As Expatriates by gonkin(op): 12:42pm On Dec 05, 2017
Ok let me get straight to the point. I have worked for some companies and i have also seen a company with a bright game to gain fall and never recover and this happens when Indians are in. I used to work for a bitumen company but i had to leave to finish my hnd. All was good before i left there weren't any Indians at least the only 2 i could find in the company was a senior accountant at hq and a tracker thats smoke like a car with worn out rings. All other expatriate were Belgium, South Africa and Korea with some Senegalese. The thing is that all other Expatriates were hard working and inspiring but the indians were not. Almost 2 yrs after i left for hnd the company employed more indians cuz the other foreigners left after permit of tasks has finished. There were so many indians. In less than 1 year the company started dropping nigerian workers and the company was so cold. I remembered i was called to fix a computer becos their IT expert that was also an indian putting on studs on each ear tagged the computer as damaged and to be replaced. A common hp pavilion dv6000. So some other nigerian supervisor that wait for another pc to arrive from hq called for me cuz it takes a month for pc to be replaced. So i just did my own analysis and discovered its ram. Got fundz and replaced it and the pc fired up fine.
But the indian expert jealous of his failure reported me as the one that damaged it in the first place.
Although many of the indians have been replaced by nigerians and the company is recovering.
So i wanna ask
Is it that Indian are badluck to a company?
If yes, why do firms still take them in?
Also i know Indians are really good in knowledge but thoses i have met are not so bright.

Please share ur views. I may be wrong
Car TalkRe: 2019 Lamborghini Urus Unveiled - The World’s First Super Sport Utility Vehicle by gonkin(m): 8:35am On Dec 05, 2017
I already own and have even crashed it several times on asphalt 8
CrimeRe: Youths Chase SARS Officers In Yaba For Shooting Man (Photos / Video) by gonkin(m): 6:47pm On Dec 02, 2017
NwaChibuzor13:
These SARS are doing a very good job. Lagos is overpopulated already by the yorubas. We need mass reduction.
I no blame u bloody ipob. What are u doing in lagos wont you go back to your biafra. Brainless bole.
AutosRe: 3mths Registered Corolla For Sale.......Sold! Sold!! sold!!! by gonkin(m): 3:04pm On Dec 02, 2017
kaffy4tope:
Not for low ballers..

S.A
Calling someone a low baller is a big insult. Are u a big baller? You must be a yahoo boy. Bought a car used for 3 months. Now u wanna sell. Registered is registered.
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With Lexus In Warri (Photos) by gonkin(m): 9:33am On Dec 02, 2017
Na yahoo boy. This one no be today. U could hardly find a girl to say no to such an offer is 1 out of 50000 will day no. Its the best and fastest way to get any girl
RomanceRe: Mechanic Takes Fiancee To His Workshop For Their Pre-wedding Shoot In Onitsha by gonkin(m): 10:43am On Dec 01, 2017
Where is the venue, this is the kind of wedding I want to attend
RomanceRe: Somalian Mother Of 4 Shares Her Nude Photo, Talks About Body Insecurities by gonkin(m): 8:34am On Dec 01, 2017
Looks like granny in the klumps. OLYMPUS has fAlLeN
CrimeRe: There Is No Yahoo Yahoo Anymore - People Are Into Money Rituals Now - Confession by gonkin(m): 6:43am On Dec 01, 2017
What really pisses me off is that the society accepts them as a normal thing. Ok now its credit card hacking. Someone that cant spell his name hits money every week like crazy. Is that one hacking too. I know there asiri tutu charm for good luck. Well i know people were doing email extractor yahoo now its Wire-wire but do u meant to tell me that even a dumb guy that cant complete a sentence would have knowledge to do wire-wire?
CrimeRe: There Is No Yahoo Yahoo Anymore - People Are Into Money Rituals Now - Confession by gonkin(m): 11:41pm On Nov 30, 2017
majekdom2:
can a brainless person hack? All dem G boys are hackers. Mehn if all of them are hackers, Nigeria suppose be the IT headquarters of the world. You think it's beans to Hack. All those boys wey no pass SSCE na hin u dey call hackers angry
Lol right on point
CrimeRe: There Is No Yahoo Yahoo Anymore - People Are Into Money Rituals Now - Confession by gonkin(m): 11:38pm On Nov 30, 2017
HUSTLEOFMAN:
Lol, who say yahoo no dey, boys with sense still dey collect, i have this available for loading drop your cc with online access. And we cashout weekly no time. Another client still give me em cc details yesterday with over $17k on it. Only mad people would use their fellow human for ritual shocked drop cc here with online access
Wire-wire kind of yahoo
CrimeRe: There Is No Yahoo Yahoo Anymore - People Are Into Money Rituals Now - Confession by gonkin(m): 2:59pm On Nov 30, 2017
Lol. People that do such are many in delta. Some is weekly some is monthly they slaughter. Its like a group thing. They take turns to host. Especially this ghana issue. These guy are loaded
The crazy thing is that they go to church steady and give alot especially to pastors. Yes theres still yahoo but those yahoo boys can work ages before they get paid. But these magicians that cant even shutdown laptop. That cant spell hundred when filling a withdrawal slip(i have met 2 yahoo+ guys like that) if u see the car this guy is riding, even if u were working in chevron, you would think twice before buying a 2016 Benz e350. I fear. I suspected as much. Thank God i have never gone for free food. But the monthly death is what i dont believe though.

I know they use girls they have sex with a lot, its why many prostitutes dont progress in life.
As for those chewing poo. A tricycle rider was a witness to such in delta . He went to the jungle to obey nature's call. As he was there a clean ride showed up and a guy stepped in with blings and all with a nylon in his hand. The tricycle man thinking the guy was the land owner just froze on his poo. Next the big boy pulled a fine bread loaf out the sellophane and stuffed some other poo in it. Tricycle man couldn't believe his eyes.
Also they use your laundry you leave out at night. So when u cant find your boxers or shirt,, start praying.
Also mothers that throw away diapers with poo in it, thats a blank cheque with an endorsed signature for these dudes. Some has been caught in delta and benin regions

Well let them keep deceiving. My own is that they should not kill or use destiny because kids these days drop out of secondary school because bros mikky just press laptop for 3 months and under 1year is has almost finished his 2nd house and bought 3 cars at once. One for is mom, one for his dad and one for himself. So a Jss2 student want to be a yahhoo boy.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Turned A Girl's Sex Request Down Before?? by gonkin(m): 8:36am On Nov 28, 2017
Yes several time cuz i hate prostitutes.
But many times i have also regretted my actions. I never tot i would turn down a girl cuz growing up i could screw anything. But now we selecting. U know what annoys me is a weakness. Turned down a gorgeous plantain cuz first 2nd 3rd 4 time we did it we were lucky to go 6mins but she always wants it but i never get close to ejaculation so i started turning her down. Its always for a reason. Like sex stamina, neatness.
I really hate turning down sex cuz i imagine how the girl would feel. But theres a difference between sex and smash. Its happens especially when u turn down sex offer from ur ex. Her new guy doesn't satisfy her like u do and dates him at the same time fU(KS you. Cuz she likes you d!ck stamina. Thank God for the gift of sexual satisfaction.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Turned A Girl's Sex Request Down Before?? by gonkin(m): 8:29am On Nov 28, 2017
Yes several time cuz i hate prostitutes.
But many times i have also regretted my actions. I never tot i would turn down a girl cuz growing up i could screw anything. But now we selecting. U know what annoys me is a weakness. Turned down a gorgeous plantain cuz first 2nd 3rd 4 time we did it we were lucky to go 6mins but she always wants it but i never get close to ejaculation so i started turning her down. Its always for a reason. Like sex stamina, neatness.
PhonesRe: Gionee Unveils Eight Smartphones, Including S11/S11S And M7 Plus by gonkin(m): 8:02am On Nov 28, 2017
I have owned m2, m3 and used m5 reverted to m3 of which i have 2 they are battery giants, but i am for the k10000, k8000, k3 cuz i dont like bothering myself about changing device
CareerRe: Check These Beautiful Photos Of A Nigerian Female Fire Fighter by gonkin(m): 7:53am On Nov 28, 2017
She could put out the fire in my boxers
CrimeRe: Family Kills "Disobedient" Son In Imo While He Was Asleep (Graphic Pics) by gonkin(m): 12:10pm On Nov 27, 2017
IPOB, I fear una.
RomanceRe: Man Used A Billboard At CMS To Propose To His Girlfriend In Lagos by gonkin(m): 12:05pm On Nov 27, 2017
biacan:
OMG so sweet waiting for my boyfriend to do the same
U go old. Better dont let ur boyfriend see this post. Cuz i know ur plan. Its good but person like u no dey spend for weddings. All the load will be on ur guy
RomanceRe: #25000 Giveaway @5:00 Pm Today by gonkin(m): 6:37pm On Nov 25, 2017
Compensation. At least send me card. I try na. Burning inside
RomanceRe: #25000 Giveaway @5:00 Pm Today by gonkin(m): 6:32pm On Nov 25, 2017
He beat me to it
RomanceRe: #25000 Giveaway @5:00 Pm Today by gonkin(m): 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2017
No time at all it is already built.
You have the four apples you took away.
None. The hole is in the ground.
RomanceRe: #25000 Giveaway @5:00 Pm Today by gonkin(m): 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2017
No time at all it is already built.
You have the four apples you took away.
RomanceRe: #25000 Giveaway @5:00 Pm Today by gonkin(m): 6:22pm On Nov 25, 2017
No time at all it is already built.
RomanceRe: #25000 Giveaway @5:00 Pm Today by gonkin(m): 6:18pm On Nov 25, 2017
Its nairaland.com traffic
RomanceRe: #25000 Giveaway @5:00 Pm Today by gonkin(m): 6:17pm On Nov 25, 2017
Ojoro lol
RomanceRe: #25000 Giveaway @5:00 Pm Today by gonkin(m): 6:12pm On Nov 25, 2017
Nairaland.com is slow
RomanceRe: #25000 Giveaway @5:00 Pm Today by gonkin(m): 6:10pm On Nov 25, 2017
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