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ShadowMan667:
Gees EBIN PAWA ooo!!!!



WTH MAN!

Help me o!
Your name is scary, ya posts are creepy and you dey follow me?
Have we met before?

May the soul of the departed rest well in Aljanah Firdaus.

Sue that Daniel to Court

God bless o Germany

SeeWahala:
Na so this one go dey for west use him big mouth drag trouble give him comrades for east

him no challenge the delta creek boys wey butcher him members last week oh, na ipob and ugm face him dey find today

He's Hausa. Can't you hear the tonations. Someone called him Mohammed towards end of the video. That should be his name.


Honestly all these trash of military posting unglorifying videos should stop

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I have known burna boy since way back in P.H before he became a super star..


We use to hang out at Akim the Beat studio at RUKPOKWU, along side timaya but timaya then was kind of big in the street..

Burna boy stingy well well.


The guy no de gree share WEED!


Not after he left the hood and travel out of the KUNTRY..

Although he is correct on dis one.


As for me. I de ASHAWO house like dis. Rain fall and weather cold.


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Slawomirr, stop smoking.

Weknowbetter:
Stay in your country and work the 2 years, don't run abroad with your nonsense

Yenyenyen. See his head like N500 melon.
Can you survive in this Nigeria with paltry pay?
Nurses dey earn less than N200K in Nigeria but their mates they earn N2m and above per month in overseas. Don't tell me there's difference in cost of living. It's about having a conducive environment & Nigeria isn't offering that for now.

Who killed those soldiers?
What led to the shootout?
Is there photo or video evidence of the sad event?

EreluRoz:
She may need the money for very important things. Your friend did well by inviting him to eat but he's wrong for asking him to pay just because he transfered money to a lady.

Exactly my thought.

Tallesty1:
A fool and his food are soon parted.


Imagine using come and some dangerous words like eat in the same sentence in this Tinubulation.


No be juju be that?

And he's not matured to know African slangs?

VeryWickedMan:
OP I am the guy.
Do your worst.

Thanks for paying for the food you ate. Assuming day you never pay, you know I d bite torn you to shreds with teeth!

First time I knew NYSC don dey over stretched was when a friend was posted to police station.
She went there to report at office of DPO.
NYSC hasn't known about latest development of the school. They d v removed it from their list.

press9jatv:
be serious for once now. Can you eat well with the 30k per month niii. Stay your lane abeg. I see good things, I credit the person that do good. I see bad things, I drag and expose the bad doings. I’m not ffk or Daniel bwala here.

😂 😂 😂
Am serious sir. Your head already looked like Daniel Bwala head.
All the best.

press9jatv:
if truly this your picture, wow 🤩 you will love to joke seriously. Not only that you will be tall in posture. If truly you are a Yoruba babe, you will love to crack some jokes. Good night

Yes that's my pic.

press9jatv:
No doubt Seyi Makinde is working. He tried no be small. He tried in given subventions to the small medium scale enterpreneurs in oyo State too.

Ok. We v heard you. Take N30K. No come work next month.

Sapasenator:
This is an emergency pee bottle for women. It can come quite handy!

Thank you. This is actually innovative

NairaOcean:
A hookup woman and her client engaged in a fierce altercation over a disputed payment balance. Eyewitnesses were left shocked and disturbed as what started as a private business transaction turned into a violent public clash, leading the hookup woman to seize her client's phone in retaliation during a heated payment dispute. The situation quickly escalated as the client, agitated and furious, shouted for the return of his phone, leading to a dramatic altercation that shocked bystanders.

Wey video.

Procashtips:
Thank you.

The only way out is to pee into a container when you're in public if you're so afraid of what's out there.

It's not healthy to hold pee for too long, would have suggested that.

Na to dey try hold ya pee o. And you may be lucky to see a good toilet. But no toilet is as neat as my home toilet cos na me dey wash am myself dey use am alone.
If it's go carry container, na what size?
You can't always be carrying it. How do you dispose it in some tooshed up areas?
Maybe if one ll be taking small, small water and not drink too much liquid when going out.
The case just get kleg

akosanwafo:
Another Anniversary of an unforgettable brain and mouth resetting slap which sound was heard across the four corners of the earth.

Am sure Obiano’s wife pictured below after the slap is still singing the ‘Had I known’ anthem even now.

Wotowoto pro max!

Had it been that I know you, I d v given you a N50 pure water for reminding us of that slap n skit

Procashtips:
Simple question: How do you contract infections from urinating in a bushy environment when it's not like you're going to allow any part of the bush touch your vagina or whatsoever?

The vagina is very sensitive and any opening of it in an area that has bacteria can cause infection. You don't know who has gone to pee on the spot you are to open ya yansh and there arr other germs or bacteria on the floor, in thr air etc. Bush na public so anything can be there.
Hope I v answered you properly?

Serves her right. I don't support infidelity.

Procashtips:
You're the one contracting infections from bushes.

Seems you don't have a mother or never had motherly love while growing up.

It's a pity though, God knows best.

Ya mama don carry infection before. When you were twisting my post, shey you no know say ya mama too don carry am ni. It's our women nature is and that's why we don't use anyhow toilet.

Caaz:
Fish...
2000 naira

Isn't this sardine

Sir, just keep working. Stop making mouth.

Procashtips:
Oh I now see why you attract infections.

All women must v contacted one infection or the other in their lifetime including ya mama.

alsudan:
The unforgiving midget is out for Thiefnibuu.

This their fight go sweet.

One thing is almost certain, Thiefnibuu go serve one tenure, even his plan to release KANU as a bargain for SE votes won't save him.

Kanu ll rather chop another 8 years. Let's say Tinubu even wan do that, is it now wise if una support Tinubu to release Kanu. Cos the next president if not Obi won't release him. So why play a game you ll lose. Aren't you tired of losing.
Lastly, Tinubu fit rule 8 years o.
Don't talk about tomorrow cos you no know am.

Amigoss:
Neuralink’s device and rival products are designed to read brain activity to decipher what movement a person intends to make, then run a command to execute that action.


Impressive

When ll they do the one that can prevent death or wake up necessary people that died untimely to clean up some mess?

LagosFirstSon:
Only in Lagos

No wonder Lagos was ranked the most dangerous place to live on earth by the European council

Go to Oshodi, Ikeja along, mushin and agege, you will be ashamed of Lagos and everything that the state stands for..

Lagos is obviously home to criminals

But you are living there making money there o. Ya families too red there o!

advanceDNA:
Coconut?? How??



LGBT pple ....bia! please which class una go put this one...cos u guys have one alphabet each for all ur crazy pple

Lmao!
Class C. For Coconut, Carrot, Cabbage, Cucumber and any fruit they can use for their crazy cravings.

Nope. We can pack shit, wash toilet n drive cabs here too but money for here na crumbs. Can Nigerian politicians be earning like civil servants?
Afterall politicians of developed nations earn lesser than that of Nigeria. How much does president of Nigeria and UK pm earn monthly and yearly?
What about the senators and reps?
Let's measure with what's measurable!

If I buy clothes, I dey wash before wearing.
As a woman, our skins are so open to infections. Cos piss dey catch you and you decide to quickly branch at nearby bush or any public place to pee can give you a terrible toilet infection and itching you can treat for months.
May healings touch her.

Last year I recalled the sorry state of the toilet of immigration office of a state witheld. Looking at the toilet alone wanted to give me infection.
So my advise for all is to clean, wash or sundry items before putting on the body.

Tboysalau:
I beg to disagree ma'am
Answering the call of nature in the bush can't cause the so called " toilet infection "

I v seen many being diagnosed with toilet infection from peeing on bush or floor of quiet places. The possibility is the that, the floor or bush might v been contaminated.
A little opening of the vagina can make a woman to get infection. It's a very sensitive part of the female body.

Procashtips:
How?

Are you going to allow your vagina touch the bare ground or bend too low that your urine touching the ground ends up bouncing up to touch your vagina?

Na to remove am touch ground. Ask ya mom or sisters.

Johnboom:
There is nothing like Toilet infection, stop spreading unscientific report.

Are you a woman?
See his head like gonorrhea

virginchaser:
Possible reason some women stand, divide red Sea before allowing the dam to flow.

We still do and it's still not safe. Imagine having drops of pee on your undies when you are in a place without water. Best solution is to try and pee well before leaving home to places without good toilet.

Postinor:
dirty girl,why are you peeing in a bush

Lie say you never do short put before?

When ll fuel be like N200 or N300 per litre?

Prudoh:
Better shut up your mouth 🤫see person wey wan ban account 💩💩
That's the only thing you can achieve in your life

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Had it been that I know you I d v given you a dirty slap!

Arobaga:
I still don’t know what’s so difficult in having this man arrested





Still baffles me why Tinubu is scared of the north






This man here has done more harm to Nigeria than Igboho Sowore and Nnamdi Kanu ever did





Slaves and masters contradiction




But when I call Tinubu maggot his supporters will be shouting DSS up and down like fools they are

Sharap o!
Bihari wey be norther that's not meant to fear his people didn't arrest him. Same Bihari didn't name terror sponsors.
So don't say Tinubu is afraid of the north. Person wey dare Bihari and said e gbe kiniyi wa, emilokan is scared?

This man is a terror enabler.
See him coming back to bite govt