Politics › Re: FG To Unveil Plan For Affordable Housing Monday by GreatManBee: 10:18pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
chivic: that's not true my brother,i applied for the one they did 2 yrs ago and was even offered the mortgage plan,but I declined.Google and find out. Why did you decline? |
Education › Re: What To Do When Your Lecturer Harasses You (Female Students) by GreatManBee: 5:35pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
reminiscing: As girls we can't deny that attentions come from the opposite sex but I find it strange when a married man or a lecture does it.Pretty girls are mostly the victimized ones and its something that has eaten deep into the educational system.One time I was on holiday, my phone rang and my lecture called me and towards the end of the call,he said he wants to spend 3nights with me,I laughed seriously and was shocked at the way he had so much confidence to ask me such.My reply was crazy, I said "sir,which church is the night vigil holding at".The man laughed and told me something is wrong with me.
Another lecturer did same when I went to his office on his call.He told me he wants to have an affair with me and I told him "sir,I appreciate the fact you like me but you are married and you are my lecturer.please sir I 'LD like to keep this official and I'll really appreciate if u understand.I promise not to tell anyone about this."
I then left his office. After a long while, he called me and appreciated me for displaying maturity and told me I had good training.He advised I should keep it up and call him whenever I have financial challenges. Fellow ladies ,these are the things you should do when u are being harrased by your lecturer
1.Do not show sign of fear 2.Dont show any facial expression that will give him the impression that you are helpless.rather be strong and Dont say anything till he is done. 3.if he stands up to start touching and holding you tell him you told your friend you were coming to his office and you beg to leave. 4.Dont be saucy 5.if the lecturer insist ,when next he calls you,record your conversation . 6.Do not blackmail him rather go to the appropriate authority and report. make sure you doñt play the record unless u are asked for evidence. add yours ........ |
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Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Off To UN Headquarters In New York (Pctures) by GreatManBee: 8:56pm On Jun 10, 2016 |
bloodyBLOGGER: keep shut.
I wonder why people of no known culture and history are going about detracting this fine gentleman of a king. Even those who have a culture and history are also criticising him. They don't seem to realise that they are still living in the past with their archaic mentality of screaming "Oba no dey go transfer". Isn't it boring to be in the palace all day as if it's some kind of four walls of a prison?
The Ooni is simply rallying his subjects towards unity. I guess he wants development for his kingdom, a thing you can't get if you stay stuck in the palace. His detractors are claiming that the people he visits are the ones who suppose to visit him cos thats what First Class kings do. While they may be right, have we asked ourselves what such visitors come to do? They just show up during election campaign period, grease the palms of this kings and the rest is history- they never show up again. But here is an Oba, who knows getting his palms greased would be his own benefit alone without his people having a crumb from it, going about to meet the high and mighty in order to attract investments to his kingdom cos his dream is to turn Ife into a tourist attraction. Can having himself glued to his palace achieve that? I believe his visit to Fashola is to look at ways electricity can increase in supply to his kingdom for investors to find appealing.
I believe with time, he is going to be loved and his ways better understood by reasonable people who aren't stuck with archaic ways.
Remember how we all lashed at Ambode when he first assumed mantle of leadership. Aren't we the same guys praising him now? |
Business › Re: Overcoming The Nigerian Factor In Your Business by GreatManBee: 9:51am On Jun 07, 2016 |
leksmedia: One of the greatest challenges, and the popular causes of business failure in Nigeria is what has been termed the “Nigerian factor”. Though this might sound strange to foreigners, its almost impossible to run a successful business in Nigeria without the Nigerian factor setting in. The Nigerian factor doesn’t really have a specific definition. It can simply be put as sets of activities or practices that prevents you from running a successfully business in Nigeria.
It is generally known that most businesses fail within the first one year of
If you are doing business in Nigeria or live in Nigeria , you would have heard the word the “Nigerian factor” , the word in the real sense is synonymous to the bad factors that affects businesses in Nigeria. It’s almost difficult to explain it, as these as sets of activities that hinder the successful running of a business.
Some of these factors might not make sense to a foreigner but an average Nigerian will be able to relate with these problems. Most of these problems are external factors that you can hardly prevent but on the other hand they can be well managed or put in factors to avoid them.
So based on my experience ,
Here are the common Nigerian factor that you might face runing a business in Nigeria.
1. Corruption: You can hardly avoid this as corruption has eaten deep into every sector in Nigeria. From government officials to business practitioner, corruption is virtually everywhere from the man at the port, to the police officers on the road, down to the tax man.
Solution
Always run a legal business, make sure your business is registered, have the neccessary documents and always obey the rule of law. 2. Lack of power supply : This is another major challenge every businesses face in Nigeria. Lack of steady or constant electricity supply. Whether you are in the manufacturing or serviced based business, you can’t do without electricity. The fact that power is not constant and the high rate of electricity bills imposed by PHCN can send your business packing up.
Solution
Apply for a prepaid meter Have a backup generator Invest in renewable energy such as inverters and solar panels 3. Lack conducive Business environment : The Nigerian environment sometimes is not too business friendly due to some factors like bad roads, poor economic policies, unhealthy business laws etc
Solution
Create a working business environment and make sure your staffs / employees sticks with it Understand the Nigerian politics , monetary and economic policies 4. Non Availability of loan or High Interest loans : Getting loans from the Nigerian bank is not an easy task , when you finally get one, the interest rates are killing , apart from the interest rates, there are also several hidden charges that will be incurred during the course of the loan validity.
Solution
Source for loans from business relations, friends and micro finance 5. Unqualified and unskilled labour : Getting qualified people to work with you is another big task for entrepreneurs in Nigeria. There are lots unskilled or unqualified persons applying for jobs.
Solution
Take time during the recruitment process to employ the best hands Invest in training the staffs once they have been hired 6. High cost of Running business : The cost of running a business in Nigeria is relatively high.
Solution:
Avoid wastage Look for alternative or cheap sources to running your business 7. Unstable political system: Due to the unstable political system in Nigeria, policies are bound to change which may affect businesses.
Solution:
Don’t get involved in the Nigerian politics as a business, be politically neutral Understand the Nigerian politics and adjust accordingly 8. Fuel scarcity : One of the most important resources needed in every business is fuel, but due to several reasons, there is practically no year that Nigerians are not faced with this business threatening problems.
Solution:
Invest in renewable energy such as solar and wind enerygy Always have backup fuels for emergencies 9. Too many levies and tax : There are so many levies placed on business owners by the Federal, State and the Local Government.
Solution
have an idea of the tax or levies that applies to your business seek tax rebate and also look for legal avenues to reduce taxes or levies imposed by the Government 10. Professional Advice: Most businesses operate without professional guidance, which often lead them to disobey the law or flaunt laid down rule.
Solution:
Employ services of professionals to help manage your account, taxes, levies, registrations etc How to overcome the Nigerian factors Overcoming the Nigerian factor has to do with lots of determination, hard work, persistence and a go getter attitude.
1. Have a mission 2. Never give in to corruption 3. Have a backup plan 4. Always do the right thing 5. Don’t break the rule
6. Ensure transparency in all your dealings 7. Avoid wastage /leakages 8. Look for cheaper ways in doing things 9. Never run an illegal business , make sure you register with the right authorities
10. Pay up levies , taxes and government contributions on time 11. Treat your staff well
The Nigerian factor
Source: Business Mopol |
Agriculture › Re: Preserve Fresh Tomato Paste For A Year (no Refrigeration Or Preservatives) by GreatManBee: 9:16pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
vanpeele: Hi everyone,
I'm happy to see how everyone's crying for the "common" tomato. Most people (wey get sense) will start preparing for next year by either farming, gardening, or preserving.
My first thread was on very cheap farming but here's another for preserving our darling tomato when it becomes cheap again.
With this method, one can store fresh tomato paste for over a year but guaranteed 1 year, that's if everything's done right.
What you need are 1. Tomato 2. Jam jar (it must be the sort you see in the pics....plastics won't work at all)
Step 1. Blend your tomato or take it where it's grinded in bulk (you don't have to squeeze the water out unless it's spoilt)
Step 2 Put the blended tomato in a pot (small or big depending on the amount blended). Boil the tomato till all it's water has evaporated and has become paste (try not to let it burn).
Step 3 Let it cool down. Scope some paste into a jam jar till it's filled up, then seal it properly with its cap.
Step 4 Put the sealed tomato paste in a pot of water till it's completely submerged. Allow the pot of water to reach boiling point, then leave to boil for 10-15 mins (don't worry...it won't break). Take them out of the pot and allow to cool. Put then in cartons and store in a cool dry place. No need for fridge. #Shikenan
PLEASE NOTE: 1. No matter the amount of jam jars you put in the pot of water, MAKE SURE THEY'RE COMPLETELY SUBMERGED BEFORE BOILING.
2. JAM JARS WHICH KNIVES WERE USED TO OPEN THEM WON'T WORK. Only normally opened jam jars would work because they're still air tight.
3.Once you open the jar, use the amount you need then refrigerate.
Feel free to ask questions. |
Car Talk › Re: Must Car Tires Be Black? by GreatManBee: 9:45pm On May 28, 2016 |
CzarRex: Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tires , racism will never end if people are still using black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace, Racism will never end if people still wear white to weddings and black to funerals . Racism will never end as long as those who don"t pay their bills are blacklisted not white-listed, Racism will never end as long as white coloured phones cost more than black coloured phones e.g BB phones, even when playing snooker you haven't won until you've sunk the black ball and white remains on the table but i don't care as long as i use white toilet paper to clean all ugly things i'm fine. |
Business › Re: 5 Entrepreneurs In Africa Who Started A Successful Business With $100 Or Less by GreatManBee: 2:07pm On May 27, 2016 |
dammy13: Let me start by saying that there are terrible lies about starting a business. One of the dumbest lies is that business is for people who are illiterate. Jeeez! That’s pathetic. Another fat lie is that you need really huge amount of capitals. Another lie from the pit of……….ignorance!
Now, i want to debunk those lies by sharing this short stories of 5 Entrepreneurs in Africa Who Started a Successful Business with $100 or Less in hand. Guess what? They are smiling to the banks after just having started a few years ago.
Now let’s meet them…
1. Heshan de Silva (Kenya): https://i0.wp.com/maverickexcel.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/heshan.jpg
In 2007, Heshan de Silva dropped out of school and as things got worse for him in the US, he joined his parents back in Kenya to get his life back together.
Aged only 18 at the time, his parents gave him 10,000 Kenyan Shillings (US$116), which he used to start a new business. He targeted the bus travel sector in the country by selling insurance bundled with the bus ticket purchase. And it is widely reported in the media that by the end of the year, the business had made 90m Kenyan Shillings (US$1.05m). Isn’t that amazing!? Heshan has since invested that money in his new business, De Silva Group, a venture capital firm.
With an incomplete education, no capital, not even a great deal of life experience and yet Heshan made it in a short period of time. He was featured in CNN and Forbes Magazine as one of Africa’s most successful young.
2. Abasiama Idaresit (Nigeria): https://i0.wp.com/maverickexcel.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/abasiama.jpg
Abasiama Idaresit graduated with an MBA at Manchester Business School and moved back to Nigeria in 2010 to start his own business. Today, he is the Founder and CEO of Wild Fusion, a digital marketing company.
Guess what? He started his company in 2010 with a gift of $250 from his mother and it took him 8 months to make the first deal. Just three years later, Visa, Vodafone, Samsung and Unilever as well as several large Pan-African corporations are his clients and his company is valued at over $6 million in revenue. Yes, you heard that indeed right; $6 million! And yes, he started in 2010. Wild Fusion has now become Google’s certified partner in Africa!
3. Axel Fourie (South Africa): https://i2.wp.com/maverickexcel.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/axel.jpg
Take Axel Fourie from South Africa. By the time he was 27, he had tried unsuccessfully to set up several businesses. When his iPod was faulty and he was told by specialists that nothing could be done about it, he searched for a YouTube video online and learned how to fix the iPod himself!
He then put an advert into a local newspaper and offered to fix faulty iPhones and iPads. The response he got exceeded his expectations as he was flooded with calls and requests from potential customers. He knew he was onto something!
Axel opened his company iFix and started fixing iPods and iPhones from his university dorm. This was in 2007. Today, Alex runs a chain of 8 stores and employs 85 people. He has since expanded his business into manufacturing mobile phone accessories which he exports into 12 countries across Africa. Oh, we forgot to mention the amount of his starting capital. Here it is: Zero! (unless he paid a little for that newspaper ad).
4. Anna Phosa (South Africa): https://i2.wp.com/maverickexcel.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/anna.jpg
Anna Phosa started her pig farm venture in 2004 in Soweto with about $100 in hand. She bought four pigs with that money after she was introduced to pig farming by a close friend.
A little less than four years later, in 2008, Anna was contracted by Pick ‘n Pay, the South African supermarket and retail giant to supply its stores with 10 pigs per week. This was a first breakthrough and the request by the retailer grew quickly to 20 pigs per week.
But the really amazing bit happened in 2010 when Anna signed a breathtaking contract with Pick ‘n Pay to supply 100 pigs over the next five years under a 25 million Rand deal – that’s nearly 2.5 million US Dollars!
She did not even have so much land or enough pigs! With a contract in hand, Anna received funding from ABSA Bank and USAID to buy a 350-hectare farm property.
Anna started with 4 pigs in 2004, today her farm employs about 20 staff rearing 4,000 pigs at a time. Her perseverance has made her a millionaire!
5. Jacky Goliath and Elton Jefthas (South Africa): https://i0.wp.com/maverickexcel.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/jacky.jpg
The venture ( De Fynne Nursery) started in 2001 by South African entrepreneurs, Jacky Goliath and Elton Jefthas, in Jeftah’s home backyard. Market demand grew fast and steadily which meant that they moved the nursery to a 0.5 hectare land in 2005, and in 2008 had to move again to a 1.5 hectare area outside Cape Town where they hosted 600,000 plants!
Today, the De Fynne nursery supplies its products to retailers such as Woolworths, Massmart and Spar in South Africa and it was reported that they since moved to a whopping 22-hectare commercial property. This is a simple start up idea on a shoe string budget anywhere in Africa where you have a booming housing & hotel sector and expanding city areas!
It’s Your Turn… What are you waiting for? Will you allow your mum, dad, sister, brother, friend, enemy, the government, college degree or whatever to stop you? After reading this, do you still think that you need a million dollar to start that business? I don’t think so. While you’re not guaranteed success but you’ll never know if a business will succeed or fail when you start. Just start anyway.
I hope this article inspired you to start your business today. Not tomorrow.
Share this to Inspire a Friend.
http://www.kikiotolu.com/2016/05/5-entrepreneurs-in-africa-who-started.html
Lalasticlala Fynestboi Mynd44 |
Literature › Re: These 5 Books Helped Me The Most In Life. Let Me See Yours. By Ilegend by GreatManBee: 9:32pm On May 25, 2016 |
iLegend: These 5 books helped me the most in life. Let me see yours.
These are books I'm not supposed to reveal to anyone. They're my secret weapons.
Revealing it will make me expose my secrets.
I'm thinking of not posting this. I'm not really cool posting this, but I know this will definitely help somebody.
Something is pushing me to press the submit button!
I hope the wise boys/men in the house will take advantage of this.
If you're a lady let your boyfriend or male friends know some of these books. But the side effect is, if they know all these you'll probably lose them to other women.
Women can't resist a man who has the qualities contained in these books and it does not require money, height or looks to acquire them.
I can kill for these books. I guarantee 100% success on these books!
These are my Top 5 Practical Books Ever.
5. Comedy Writing Secrets by Mel Helitzer. (I have a natural sense of humor, but this book amplified it. Be careful with this book. You might become funnier than Okon.)
4. 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene (Some people love to use others, but this book stops it or make you become a better player on deception. Be carful with the dangers of this book.)
3. Double Your Dating by David DeAngelo. (I never knew my ways around women. This 90 page book changed me in hours and I couldn't believe it. This would've been my number one.)
2. Sex God Method by Daniel Rose. (I was boring in bed, but this book stopped it. This is only for bad boys that want to get a girl addicted to sex. Be careful, you're about to hurt another man's daughter via sexual addiction. Being so good in bed is FAR better than being so good with books.)
1. Eja.culation Trainer (ETrainer) by Matt Gordon. (I never lasted long enough during sex, but this book practically blew me away and placed me among the 1% of men that can last forever in the bed without any enhancer. If not for this book my sexual ego or my overall confidence would've been on ground floor.)
Notable Mentions:
— Dangerous Man Adventurous Woman by David Dida. (About women and their crazy wishes.)
— Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hills. (About business and being rich.)
— My Secret Garden by Nancy Friday. (About female fantasies and how naughty women truly are.)
— Rich Dad Poor Dad by Robert Kiyosaki. (About money and being rich.)
— How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie. (About humility and being a leader.)
— English Blue Grammar by I can't remember. (About simplified grammars and punctuations.)
— Too numerous to mention.
I don't know if I still have these books again. I had all the soft copies of these books, but it's better you buy them from the Authors, else you'll not value them.
My secrets are gone! God, I hope I won't regret this.
I'll probably take this down if I wake tomorrow morning feeling bad!
Share your top 2, 4 or 5 books with us. The ones you are practically applying in your day to day activities.
— iLegend. Modify: Yes, we all know the greatest books are religious books like the Bible and Quran, but we ain't talking religion here. Please bear with me on that. Maybe I'll post top 5 Evergreen Books! |
Properties › Re: How To Supervise Your Building Project. by GreatManBee: 9:05am On May 24, 2016 |
thirdeye: Summary:
(1)Know the numbers of people you require per day on site. (2)The reputation of your contractor/professional (3)Earmark 20% of estimate for exigencies (4)Approve your building plan (5)Take proper documentation of any financial dealings (6)Go for quality not the cheapest (7)Consider seriously the safety of your workers on site ( Treat your project as business (9)Build the biggest possible size you can afford (10)Watch out for favourable weather (11)Storage facilities for your materials is important (12)Pay only when the job is satisfactory however, don't cut corners because it will cost you more later.
http://www.buildingcontractorsecrets.com/bcssupervise.htm |
Career › Re: Quality, Affordable And Cheap Office Workspace by GreatManBee: 7:47am On May 21, 2016 |
ChangedNigeria: Dear concerned, are you looking for an affordable location to rent for you to start or continue your business? We have constant light, internet, security, parking, printing, storage facility and more, all located at Pentagon Plaza (first floor), 23 Opebi road, Ikeja, Lagos. Contact FEMI.AKANDE@fastlaunch.org or come in person to and ask for "FastLaunch Ltd".
Regards, FastLaunch Ltd Team. |
Health › Re: Hypertension: The Silent Killer by GreatManBee: 3:56pm On May 20, 2016 |
DonLo: THE SILENT KILLER
Mama Emeka, my childhood neighbour collapsed while going to her store. We all thought it’s a product of her many enemies, since she was a known trouble maker earning her the alias ‘Trouble’. Emeka her son became an orphan and a drop-out as there was nobody to support him. Mama Emeka was said to be healthy that morning before her death which begs the question, what could have gone wrong. The only plausible explanation was that she must have died from complications of a chronic medical condition with hypertension being the prime suspect. Complicated hypertension kills silently and suddenly.
Hypertension simply means abnormal elevated blood pressure. Blood pressure readings are comprised of two values: one for systolic blood pressure and the other one for diastolic blood pressure; anything equal to or above 140 over 90 is considered high. It affects approximately 1 billion people worldwide and it is commoner among blacks. Studies shows that about 30 million Nigerians are hypertensive, affecting 1 in 3 men and 1 in 4 women. Unfortunately over 30% of hypertensives are unaware. These sets of people are time bomb waiting to explode just like Mama Emeka. Kaboom! And they are gone 6 feet under the ground.
Over 90% of hypertension is idiopathic, the causes are unknown. However, there are some things that increase one’s chance of having hypertension which include advance age, black race, stress, sedentary lifestyles, alcohol consumption, smoking, consumption of fatty food and extra large people with BMI greater than 30.
High blood pressure is usually asymptomatic, but when it presents with symptoms, the symptoms are usually vague. Vague symptoms of hypertension include headache, insomnia, blurry vision and palpitations. Untreated or poorly treated hypertension leads to heart failure, heart attack, stroke, blindness, renal failure and many more.
Routine blood pressure check is important(especially for individuals with increased chances) and this can be done in the hospital. One must know his number and it is easier these days that even mushroom ‘chemists’ now render blood pressure checking service at a cheap price. A way of showing love to your old ones is to make sure they get their blood pressure checked. You might be saving a life. To those who have been diagnosed of hypertension, yet you are not on drug and not attending clinic, I feel sorry for the loved ones you’ll be living behind. Stroke might just be knocking on the door. Please retrace your steps.
Eat healthy, avoid excessive salt intake and limit alcohol consumption. Extra large ones should emulate the popular comedienne Lepacious Bose. Hit the gym with the aim of maintaining a healthy weight. Who fatness don epp except for bullies?
We must all know our numbers, mine is 110/70mmHg. What is yours?
This post is to mark the World Hypertension Day, May 17-24th, 2016.
http://kuducancer.com/2016/05/18/the-silent-killer/ |
Webmasters › Re: SIMPLEPAY - Simplepay4u.com Has Been Hacked. by GreatManBee: 1:32pm On May 20, 2016 |
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Family › Re: List Of Items You Must Have In Your Home For Emergencies - By Laffhub.com by GreatManBee: 7:09pm On May 17, 2016 |
dadee007: What would you do if by 12am one night, your little child drinks some household poison like shampoo thinking its juice? Or you have just gone to toilet for the fourteenth time and you are feeling like you are about to pass out.
Of course, you will go to the hospital but before you are able to go to Hospital, do you know that your actions (or inactions) might even determine if you make it to the hospital, or if the hospital will be able to save you?
Are you prepared for any eventuality? Life-threatening situations require that you have something to use at home, just in case.
The must-have Items are:
1.Activated Charcoal- This has to be the best poison-absorbing substance known to man. (Forget Palm oil) It is sold in pharmacies everywhere and you don’t need a prescription to buy it. If your child (or you) accidentally swallows poison, you would regret not having this at home. To demonstrate how effective, it is, a professor once swallowed some poison intentionally, along with activated charcoal. The poison was in quantities that would have summarily killed him, but he was unharmed. He swallowed it to demonstrate to his colleagues how effective Activated charcoal is in absorbing poison. The professor’s name is Professor Touery.
2.ORT Sachets: You don’t want to be caught dead without this in your home. (no pun intended) If someone stools frequently as in diarrhoea etc. and the person doesn’t get two things urgently, the person might die. The two things are, hydration and electrolyte balance. When you hear someone died from diarrhoea, it usually isn’t the diarrhoea that killed the person but the loss of water and electrolytes. If the person is a child, amplify your alert times 10 because of their tender bodies. I would have said sugar and salt as an alternative but it can be cumbersome doing the mixing and getting the ratio right, so I choose this convenient, ready-mixed pack sold cheap at every pharmacy I know. Just add a litre of water and you are good to go.
3. Low dose Aspirin (75 mg): Warning- NEVER EVER GIVE ASPIRIN TO A CHILD BELOW 16 YEARS OF AGE- EVER. I will discuss the dangers in another post.
Now that we have that out of the way, this wonder-drug does erm… wonders. It is different from the aspirin widely used for pain, hence the “low-dose” name. It can be used to prevent a blood-clot; it might save your granny if you notice she’s having signs of a stroke probably caused by a blood clot. Daily use of this is said to prevent some cancers and in fact, by some, you should be taking this daily. Please talk to your doctor to know if this is for you.
4.Aloe-vera plant: This thorny plant has so many beneficial uses but the one I am recommending it for is for burns and scalds. If for example you spill hot water on your hands you can quickly go and cut its leaves, apply the gel sparingly all over the affected area and leave it. What it seemingly does is that when the burns heal, it leaves as little mark as possible and if it is just a minor scald, you might not notice anything when it heals.
5.Baking Powder: Baking powder is made of sodium bicarbonate a bit different from baking powder. It has so many uses but I will mention just the 2 that pertain to this article. 1. For ulcer. 2. For scorpion stings and bug bites.
Because of the way it interacts with acids by neutralizing it, baking soda is very good for stomach ulcers. Just drink a glass of water with 1-2 teaspoons to relieve symptoms. To use for scorpion stings, put a paste of baking powder and water over the stung area, be it wasp, bee or scorpion stings. While most scorpion stings are not deadly, some, like the Deathstalker can be fatal. So, try and kill the scorpion and take it with you to hospital for the doctor to see.
Source: http://laffhub.com/blog/list-of-items-you-must-have-in-your-home-for-emergencies Source: http://laffhub.com/blog/list-of-items-you-must-have-in-your-home-for-emergencies |
Literature › Re: 10 Greatest Literary Writers In Nigeria History by GreatManBee: 9:25am On May 17, 2016 |
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TV/Movies › Re: AMAA 2016 Announces Nominations by GreatManBee: 10:46pm On May 16, 2016 |
Dharniel: http://thenationonlineng.net/amaa-2016-announces-nominations/
1. EFERE OZAKO AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST SHORT FILM
1. Encounter – Nigeria 2. Le Chemin – Cote De Voire 3. Blood Taxi - Nigeria 4. Meet The Parents – Nigeria/Canada 5. Nourah The Holy Light – Burkina Faso 6. Ireti – Nigeria 7. Life of Nigerian Couple – Nigeria
2. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST ANIMATION
1. The Pencil – Burkina Faso 2. The Peculiar Life of a Spider – Ghana 3. Funsie Fast Fingers – Nigeria 4. Lazare Sie Pale – Burkina Faso
3. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST DOCUMENTARY
1, My Fathers Funeral – Cameroon 2. Nollywood – Nigeria 3. Tchindas- Cape Verde 4. The Fruitless Tree – Niger 5. Runs ‘I too Seek The Horizon’ – Nigeria/UK 6. Camera/Woman – Morocco
4. OUSMANE SEMBENE AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST FILM IN AN AFRICAN LANGUAGE
1. Brotherhood Eye – Mali 2. Bala Bala Sese – Uganda 3. Missing God – Nigeria 4. Cursed Treasure – Ghana 5. Wako – Uganda 6. Daggers of Life (Agbe Fe Akumehewo) - Ghana
5. MICHAEL ANYIAM OSIGWE AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST FILM BY AN AFRICAN LIVING ABROAD:
1. Lambadina – Ethiopia/USA 2. Skinned – Liberia/USA 3. LAPD African Cop – USA/Nigeria 4. Boxing Day – USA/Nigeria 5. MONA – Nigeria/UK
6. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST DIASPORA SHORT
1. Lines - USA 2. Raptors - USA 3. Across The Track - USA
7. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST DIASPORA DOCUMENTARY
1. Can You Dig This- USA 2. America’s Blues - USA 3. Spirits of Rebellion - USA
8. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST DIASPORA FEATURE
1. America Is Still the Place - USA 2. Ben & Ara - USA 3. Luv Don’t Live Here - USA
9. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN PRODUCTION DESIGN
1. The Cursed One - Ghana 2. Soldiers Story - Nigeria 3. Ayanda- South Africa 4. Missing God - Nigeria 5. Out of Luck- Nigeria
10. AMAA 2016 ACHIEVEMENT IN COSTUME DESIGN
1. Eye of the storm 2. Oshimiri 3. The Cursed One 4. Ayanda 5. Soldiers Story
11. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN MAKE-UP
1. Oshimiri 2. The Cursed One 3. Missing God 4. Soldiers Story
12. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN SOUNDTRACK
1. O-Town - Nigeria 2. Tell Me Sweet Something – South Africa 3. The Cursed One - Ghana 4. Hear me Move – South Africa 5. Le Pagne- Niger
13. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN VISUAL EFFECT
1. Hear me Move - South Africa 2. Oshimiri - Nigeria 3. Stupid Movie – Nigeria 4. House Arrest – Uganda 5. Soldiers Story – Nigeria
14. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN SOUND
1. Eye of the Storm- Burkina Faso 2. Fifty - Nigeria 3. The Cursed One - Ghana 4. Behind Closed Doors - Morocco 5. Falling - Nigeria 6. Rebecca- Ghana
15. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN CINEMATOGRAPHY
1. The Cursed one 2. Eye of the Storm 3. Ayanda 4. Tell me Sweet Something 5. Fifty
16. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN EDITING 1. Behind Closed Doors 2. Rebecca 3. The Cursed One 4. Eye of the Storm 5. Hear me Move
17. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR ACHIEVEMENT IN SCREEN PLAY
1. The Cursed One 2. Tell me Sweet Something 3. The Visit 4. Eye of the Storm 5. Beyond Blood
18. AMAA 2016- RIVERS STATE GOVERNMENT ENDOWED AWARD FOR BEST NIGERIAN FILM
1. Beyond Blood 2. Dry 3. Fifty 4. Missing God 5. Falling 6. O’Town
19. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST YOUNG/ PROMISING ACTOR
1. Nyanso Dzedze – Hear Me Move 2. Ophelia Klenam Dzidzornu – The Cursed One 3. Zubaidat Ibrahim Fagge – Dry 4. Ifu Ennada – O’Town 5. Eve Esin – Oshimiri
20. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
1. Joseph Otsiman – The Cursed One 2. Uti Nwachukwu – Breathless 3. Abidine Dioari – Eye of the Storm 4. Adeolu Adekola – Taxi Driver 5. Kenneth Nkosi – Ayanda 6. Thomas Gumede- Tell Me Sweet Something
21. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
1. Thishiwe Ziqubu – Tell me Sweet Something 2. Maureen Okpoko – Missing God 3. Ijeoma Grace Agu – Jimi Bendel/ Taxi Driver 4. Bontte Modiselle – Hear Me Move 5. Nthati Moshesh – Ayanda 6. Linda Ejiofor– Out of Luck
22. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
1. Oris Erhuero – The Cursed One 2. OC Ukeje – Ayanda 3. Fragass Assande – Eye of the Storm 4. Masego ‘Maps’ Maponyane – Tell me Sweet Something 5. Daniel k. Daniel – Soldiers Story 6. Biuferi Yakoubi – La Pagne
23. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
1. Zineb Odeib – Behind Closed Doors 2. Adesua Etomi- Falling 3. Fulu Mugovhani – Ayanda 4. Maimouna N’Daiye – Eye of the Storm 5. Iretiola Doyle, Dakore Egbuson, Nse Ikpe Etim, Omoni Oboli – Fifty 6. Nomzamo Mbatha – Tell me Sweet Something
24. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST FIRST FEATURE FILM BY A DIRECTOR
1. MONA - Anthony Abuah 2. Beyond Blood – Greg Odutayo 3. 8 Bars and a Clef- Chioma Onyenwe
25. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST DIRECTOR
1. Nana Obiri-Yeboah - The Cursed One 2. Biyi Bandele- Fifty 3. Sekou Toure- Eye of the Storm 4. Sara Blecher- Ayanda 5. Moussa Hamadou Djingarey- La Pagne 6. Stephanie Linus - Dry 7. Akin Omotoso - Tell me Sweet Something 8. Mohammed Ahed Bensouda – Behind Closed Doors
26. AMAA 2016 AWARD FOR BEST FILM
1. The Cursed One - Ghana 2. Fifty – Nigeria 3. Eye of the Storm - Burkina Faso 4. Ayanda – South Africa 5. La Pagne- Niger 6. Dry – Nigeria 7. Tell me Sweet Something- South Africa 8. Behind Closed Doors- Morocco
http://ama-awards.com/v/index.php/news/540-press-release-breaking-news-amaa-announces-2016-nomination-list |
Business › Re: 5 Things It Takes To Create A Successful Online Business!!!! by GreatManBee: 9:08pm On May 15, 2016 |
importexpert: Creating a successful online business involves much more than putting a website on the internet and then sitting back and waiting for customers to come rushing to your site to buy your products and services. especially with the level of competition that exist in the world today.
No matter what industry you are in, there are a number of steps that you need to observe to reach success. Here are 5 steps that every successful online entrepreneur follows.
1. Constantly Provide Value
There's a lot of competition online there will be other businesses selling similar products and services that are very similar to yours. Your prospects will need a reason to buy from you and the most effective way to do that is continuously provide them with the best possible value. What are the problems that they deal with day-to-day? How and what can you do to help them? By supplying useful information to your prospect they will come to know, like and trust you. And when they are ready to buy, you'll be the first person they come to.
2. Sell Top Quality Products And Services
It takes a reasonable length of time to develop your online reputation, but it can be broken very quickly if you sell poor quality items that don't deliver what you promised. Whether you sell your own products or you sell other people's products using the affiliate marketing business model, don't be tempted to sell low quality products to make a quick buck. this is the reason why many online business are painted scam. they promise heaven on earth and deliver nothing. the point hear is to over deliver 
3. Constantly Build A List
List building is one most important elements for creating a successful online business. It's where to obtain the email addresses of people who have shown an interest in your products or services. When you have their email address you can remain in contact with them,rather than hoping that they will come back to your website. Every person added to your list is a new prospect. The most effective way to build a list is to provide your target audience something of value in return for their email address. please note the boded.
4. Be Available
Ensure that your website has a 'Contact Me' page which allows people to get in contact with you. When someone comments on your blog post or on one of your social media updates, make the effort to respond. As your business grows, this may become more demanding but that's when you can hire a virtual assistant to help you with your customer communications.
5. Continue Learning
Once you've started your online business, you can't sit back and think that you know everything that there is to know. As you build your business, build your knowledge. Remember that success is a journey, not a destination. Take the time to learn new skills and keep up to date so that you can remain one step ahead of your competition. |
Politics › Re: FG Releases N350b For Capital Projects: See The Breakdown by GreatManBee: 5:18pm On May 15, 2016 |
247frolicboss: FG yesterday began the release of N350 b for capital projects which include:
1. Dualization of Kano-Maiduguri Road (N13 b)
2. Lagos-Ibadan Express (N40b)
3. Benin-Sagamu Express (N8.7b)
4. Gombe-Numan-Yola (N2.8b)
5. Enugu-Onitsha (N5.5b)
6. Ibadan-Ilorin(N6b)
7. Second Niger Bridge (N13b)
8. Odukpani-Itu-Ikot Ekp. (N6b)
9. Ilorin-Jebba-Mokwa (N4.4b)
10. Sokoto-Tambuwal-Kontagora-Makira (N8.8b)
11. Oju/Loko n Bridge (N14.2b
12. Kano-Katsina (N2.6 b)
13. Sapele-Agbor Ewu (N2 b)
14. Apapa-Oshodi-Oworoshok N5b
Note that some of these road projects are continuation while others are start ups.
Whatever is left will be captured subsequently.
http://www.newshelm.com/2016/05/fg-releases-n350-for-capital-projects.html |
Business › Re: Devaluation To Push First Bank Towards BANKRUPTCY!!! by GreatManBee: 8:07am On May 15, 2016 |
I agree nwaanambra1: like first bank like every other bank in Nigeria - they only invest where the profit will be astronomical without stress.
they all refused to invest in the youths - they all failed to encourage entrepreneurship. People with great ideas that will amount to great profits in future where denied loans. they where all interested in giving loans to mighty companies with or without insurance.
The day of reckoning is here for all the financial institutions. like the President said during inauguration - in his government, you reap what you sow, its time for hard-work to be appreciated.
First bank and the rest of them can still retrace their steps before its too late for them. |
Agriculture › Re: My Grown/ready To Harvest Fish Pond by GreatManBee: 10:07pm On May 14, 2016 |
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Agriculture › Re: Check Out This Massive Bunch of Banana by GreatManBee: 10:07pm On May 14, 2016 |
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Family › Re: Best Way To Show Your Wife You Are Not Happy With Her by GreatManBee: 3:47pm On May 13, 2016 |
Evina: When my husband is angry with me, he still eats food I cook, he still assists me with domestic shores. Replies when I speak to him but doesn't necessarily initiate conversation. When I see his acts of kindness towards me inspite of being angry with me, I feel so sorry and sad and angry at myself for ever offending such a wonderful man. Nice. I'm learning. |
Properties › Re: 5 Simple Ways To Reduce The Cost Of Your Building Project by GreatManBee: 8:08am On May 12, 2016 |
msogunro: If I may, I'd like to add that Naija homes are overly ornate. Kilode!!!!!!
Tiled walls. Unecessary columns. Arched entryways. P.O.P. ceiling. All are gaudy in my opinion.
My uncle built his house in the 90's and he no longer likes the style. Stay away from trendy styles. A simple, classic design will cost less and will always look appealing. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Folu Adeboye In South African Outfit (photos) by GreatManBee: 7:28pm On May 10, 2016 |
nikkypearl: aifinipeni,aifeyanpeyan anyways, God Bless U Too Lo n mu ara oko san bante wolu! |
Education › Re: ABU Zaria Electricity Bill Is 90million Naira Per Month. by GreatManBee: 10:10pm On May 07, 2016 |
Na WA o |
Phones › Re: MTN Introduces Cheaper Data Bundles by GreatManBee: 9:33pm On May 06, 2016 |
Glare247: Hello all, MTN just revised there data bundle and the bundle is a bomb,guys check these out,
plan Price validty (sms to 131)ussd
30MB 100 24HRS 104 *131*104# 100MB 200 24HRS 113 *131*113# 750MB 500 7 Days 103 *131*103# 1.5GB 1000 30 Days 106 *131*106# 3.5GB 2000 30 Days 110 *131*110# 10GB 5,000 30 Days 116 *131*116# 22GB 10,000 30 Days 117 *131*117# 50GB 20,000 90 Days 118 *131*118# 85GB 50,000 90 Days 133 *131*133#
modes do the needful, |
Politics › Re: Masquerade: Lai Mohammed Trending On Twitter After Statement by GreatManBee: 8:54am On May 04, 2016 |
Ajibo111: lmao
DIFFERENCE BTW AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST.
AMERICAN POST:
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him...But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?
COMMENTS:
*James Silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.
*Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry abt that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.
*Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin..
NIGERIAN POST:
My name is Hannatu, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do?
NIGERIAN COMMENTS:
*Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na food?
*Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to womanhood..shame on u.
*Idris kunle : Any news about ASUU strike?
*Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for me too, call my no: 0708312455
*Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii
*Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger (pin mouth)
*Mallam Audu : Allah ya tsine miki! Anya ke yar Musulma ce kuwa? Allah ya kyauta
*Tony Big boy: Gaskiya u r so cute pls Add me
*Amaka Achebe: U r a prostitute, u need a deliverance! |
Car Talk › Re: 11 Amazing Facts You Didn’t Know About Car's by GreatManBee: 9:33am On Apr 30, 2016 |
AutofactorNG: In a bid to blow you away and keep you informed at the same time, we compiled a list of amazing facts about cars you have never heard.
1. Did you know the average car has over 30,000 parts? 2. 92% of new cars in Brazil use ethanol, which is produced from sugarcane as fuel. 3. 75% of all the cars that Rolls Royce have ever produced are still road worthy 4. Volkswagen Own Bentley, Porsche, Lamborghini, Audi, Ducati and Bugatti. 5. The First ever car accident occurred in Ohio, in the year 1891 6. It’s against the law to drive a dirty car in Russia 7. In Turkmenistan car drivers always get 120litres of free petrol monthly. 8. In 1941, henry Ford made a car out of Soybean 9. In NYC, it’s illegal to use your horn except it’s an emergency 10 95% of a cars lifetime is spent parked. 11 The Arrow next to your fuel gauge tells you which side your tank is.
Source: http://autofactorng..com.ng/2016/04/amazing-facts-you-didnt-know-about-your.html Cc: Marpol |
Agriculture › Re: My Low Cost Sack And Drip Irrigation Farming. by GreatManBee: 6:30pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Nice job! ishaqteejay: Hello guys i am back with sack farming but with additional ingredient.which i will like to share with you guys. I planted cukes again nd they are shooting fast with water soluble fertilizer. |
Agriculture › Re: Eagle Farms And Cattle Ranch In Anambra- Pictures by GreatManBee: 6:20pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
AnamCity: The Anambra state Agriculture Team headed by the Commissioner for Agriculture, Mechanization, Processing and Exports, Mr Afam Mbanefo has praised the owners of Eagle Farms and Cattle Ranch for their entrepreneurial spirit saying that their efforts will help in transforming not only agriculture but the economy of the state. He was speaking during a facility visit to the farm and cattle ranch located at Umuchu in Aguata local government. At the ranch, cattle are raised within a confined perimeter and do not need to wander about in search of pasture.
It would be recalled that irresponsible cattle grazing by Fulani herdsmen has led to clashes between the herdsmen and farmers in some parts of Nigeria. Some confrontations have led to several deaths and destruction of people's farmlands and properties with the herdsmen being fingered as the aggressors. The most recent case being the killings at Nimbo in Uzo-Uwani local government area of Enugu state.
Mr Mbanefo called on Ndi Anambra to invest in cattle rearing and drive innovation in the agriculture sector saying that it's always better to start small and then grow big as the demand for beef not only in Anambra state but in neighbouring states guarantees good returns on the investment.
He advised entrepreneurs wishing to start cattle ranch business to contact the ministry as advisory services will be provided by Eagle Farms and Cattle Ranch under the guidance of the Ministry of Agriculture.
http://www.absradiotv.com/index.php/state/3302-innovative-cattle-rearing-in-anambra-state
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Culture › Re: Queen Elizabeth Meeting The Oba Of Benin In 1956 Pics by GreatManBee: 9:58am On Apr 29, 2016 |
lol new2020: This one nah real Atu-mmo or Aji-busu masquerade in Igbo...lol |
Properties › Re: Calculating The Numbers Of Blocks You Need For Your Fence by GreatManBee: 9:33pm On Apr 27, 2016 |
HsLBroker: The Simplest Way To Calculate The Numbers Of Blocks U Need For Your Fence
The simplest way to calculate the numbers of blocks you need for your fence project, assuming you are fencing a land measuring 120 feet by 60 ft, a standard plot
This calculation is based on 9 inches block fence . The measurement we are using is 120 ft (length) and since we have two lengths that is multiply by 2 which is 240 ft. (120 x 2) = 240
The breadth is 60 ft and also since we have 2 breadths that equal 120 ft (60 x 2) = 120 Then (240 + 120) that is 360 feet perimeter line fencing.
The calculation
(we are to convert this 360 feet to inches ) since a foot is 12 inches , now let us multiply 12 inches by 360 ft which is 4320 inches.
Now to get the line numbers of blocks that will go around the fence perimeters of 4320 inches or 360 feet, we would need to divide 4320 by 18 inches, since the length of any block be it 6 inches or 9 inches is 18inches.
Now 4320 inches divide by 18 inches is approximately 240 line of blocks , then we must multiply that by the numbers of coaches of blocks you want for your height, assuming 7 ft which is 9 coaches that means 240 multiply by 9 which is 2160 blocks and that is all you need anything aside from this is fake and fraud, this calculation is derive by me professionally and i have been using it without any mistake, but always remember to add 10 % of blocks to it because of broken blocks, and for this work, you only need 30 bags of cements, one bag of cement to 70 blocks, is standard.
for your pillars between the fence, let assume 6 blocks far from the next pillar, that means 6 divide by 240 which is 40 pillars, 1 bag of cement to 2 pillars standard, that is 17 bags plus 40 bags that is 47 bags is need by me to do this fence, if i'm in position and you should also to add 15 bags for floor blinding of the fence making 62 bags of cement.
Then, we need to minus the gate and the pillars that are also taking space in the fence.
The gate is 12 ft, let us assume the gate columns or pillars is 14 inches each, we have 2 pillars holding the gate, that is 28 inches or 2. 4 feet plus 12 feet that is 14.4 feet or approximately 15 feet.
Remember we already calculate the pillars that 40 pillars is need for the measurement.
Each pillar or column for 9 inches concrete is 9 inches square, 9 x 40 = 360 inches that is (30 feet + 15 feet = 45 feet ) / 18 inches = 30 blocks multiply by the number of coaches, 30 x 9 = 270 block minus 2160 blocks = 1890 blocks in total.
40 lengths of 12mm iron rod, since one pillar is equivalent to 1 length.
3 lengths of 16mm iron rod for the 2 big pillars holding the gate.
90 planks of soft wood for the framing.
1 truck of granite (granite would be use for the wall foundation and columns)
5 trucks of sharp sand
Thanks for the opportunity giving me to explain this simple arithmetic.
Regards Adeniyi |