TRYGO: INTRODUCTION In some of the articles I have written so far on this platform about overheating problems, I did point out some of the major causes of over heating to be coolant leaks, or no coolant in the cooling system; faulty water pumps; faulty thermostats; corroded radiator systems, etc.
Today, I would be presenting a cause study of one of the engines we've just worked on.
Here we go NOW!
CASE STUDY Vehicle type: Honda civic; 2doors Mileage: 154, 752miles Transmission type: Manual; front wheel drive. Engine type: 4cylinder
CUSTOMER'S COMPLAINTS Customer complains that temperature gauge suddenly reaches the peak level(highest); Steam comes out of the engine compartment; engine begins to misfires. All these happened while the customer was in traffic around Oshodi Oke express road in Lagos State.
Complaints like these heralds "first degree" overheating. Those if you in the medical field, would know what I mean by first degree "overheating". I'm just trying to draw a link between first degree burns, and terrible overheating.
Looking for a word that could describe how the owner of the car could have allowed the car to overheat to this stage. What would have caused the engine to overheat, up to the extend that the engine oil gauge melts and breaks in to two halves?
Those are some the questions we would be trying to answer in this article.
TROUBLESHOOTING This section would highlight what should be done, by a technically inclined car owner, or better still, the mechanic handling the job. How was the problem tackled, and solved?
1. Car was wholly inspected; cooling system components were all checked for integrity.
*radiator cooling fan(s) was checked if the rotation was at the right setting. By this I meant, was the fan rotating in the right direction to extract hot air from the engine? * physically examined the water pump for signs of leaks. There weren't any visible signs of leaks on the water pump housing, etc. *radiator hoses were also checked for kinks, and signs of failure.
PS: Radiator hoses showing signs of weakness are usually soft like "kpomo", to the touch. Radiator hoses like that, would fail during extreme temperature rises, because they won't be able to cope with the thermal differences of the engine under varying operating conditions. So, the next time you go buying a used radiator hose, ensure you get a hose that's little bit harder than " kpomo".
*radiator system was checked, and we discovered that the radiator top, where coolant's being introduced was leaking. To our greatest surprise, during close inspections, we further discovered that the junction that links the main radiator overflow tank, to the top of the radiator has sometimes ago being sealed using 5minute gum(a hard kind of gum, people claim could hold together pieces of plastics/metals together).
WHAT CAUSED THE OVERHEATING IN THE FIRST PLACE Some of you might want to know what really cased the engine to overheat in the first place?
Well, from our troubleshooting and analysis, the major cause of the overheating was due to the customer's "manage!!!" attitude. He had trued to save some "bucks" by mending the radiator filling section, at the top of the radiator. He had successfully done that, and had never thought such GLUES doesn't last. He was running away from buying a new, or fairly used radiator system. Emmmmmm, for your information, he's a car dealer. Please o!, don't tell them I told you that's what SOME of them do, to make "stupendous" profit.
THE FIX. WHAT WE DID! From looking at the engine oil dipstick, you could see how the extremely high temperatures the engine has gone through, melted the dipstick. That tells me, the engine block, and cylinder head must have being wapped. I mean, they must have undergone thermal expansions, above the manufacturer's set threshold, or limit. In such situations, the car is at risk of engine damage. Using such engine block, could only complicate issues.
ADVICE TO CAR OWNERS *Keep your eyes on the temperature gauge while driving. Your car's temperature shouldn't exceed the 1/2 mark. If it does, you've got some issues with the cooling system.
*Don't manage your cooling system components. They're critical to your car's operating efficiency. From this case study, you can see that this client, decided to "manage", by applying some sort of adhesive material to seal the broken supply outlet to the overflow tank. The consequences are just so enormous to handle. This repair, cost him replacing the top cylinder head completely.
CONCLUSIONS A car's cooling system is very critical to it's operation. Any distortion in it's dynamics, would terribly jeopardize it's efficiency. " Managing" any of a car's cooling system, such has being done by this client, shouldn't be a permanent fix, but a temporal one. For instance, if you're stuck somewhere, along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. A temporal fix could be done, with the intention of bringing the car safely to your mechanic. A stitch in time saves 10(that's my own saying o!).
Please, I need your criticisms o!
Regards, Joseph 08066643532 oigonojoseph@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/DW - Dexterwise Nig Ltd
importexpert: some few years ago I was having the very same problem that you are having right now. I was desperate to have a successful online business that would provide a decent income for me and my family.
The thing is I had no clue where to start at that time. I was reading blogs, visiting forums and downloading all kinds of marketing ebooks with the hope that I can get a blueprint that I could follow on a daily basis.
As a result of all my initial research, trial and error and other experimentation, I gained a ton of information but it was all stocked up in my head. I mean I had a clearer idea of what it would take to start earning online but I still could not decide what method to run with because there are so many. what i was suffering from was a sickness called information overload. one of its greatest symptoms is that it makes you feel like alpha and omega or professor soyinka of internet marketing but your pocket is as empty as that of a staff of Nigerian railway cooperation before the recent rehabilitation.
To top that off, I was constantly being bombarded with all kinds of offers in my email on a daily basis. All these offers 'promised' to give me a clear pathway to success but they never lived up to their promises. The sad thing about this whole scenario is that I fell for all the hype far too many times.
Fast forward to today I have learned how to block out the distractions. I now only focus my energy on what works. If I do a test and I get a positive return, then I scale that method to grow my business. The best way to have a successful business is to scale something that is already working for you.
So Where Do You Start?
The first thing you have to do is to get your mindset right. Stop believing that you can become an overnight success and understand that you have to work hard to make things happen.
Once you have that mentality, you can then start focusing on a strategy. As I mention above there are a ton of ways to have a successful online business but I'll share one that has been working for me.
Step #1 - Find A Group Of People With A Common Problem
The first thing you can do is to start with yourself. Are there any problems you have that need a solution? Could be health problems, relationship problems, a hobby or anything that you think others may be having as well. you can visit forums or different sections of Nairaland to identify problems that require solution
Step #2 - Create A Free Offer That Provides A Solution To The Above Problem
This offer should be one of high quality. You'll give away this offer to build a list of subscribers who are interested in a certain topic. So let's say you are targeting mothers who want to lose weight after giving birth. Then your free offer could be a nutritional guide that help them to eat properly to maximize their weight loss.
Step #3 - Build A Strong Relationship With Your Subscribers
Once these persons are on your list, you should build a relationship with them by sending them more valuable content that will help them get closer to their goals. This way they will like and trust you as a person who really cares about them.
Step #4 - Promote Ethical Products And Services To Your Subscribers
This is where you make your online income. You'll promote products and services that will help your subscribers to achieve their goals. This is why it is important to build a good relationship with your list initially so that they like and trust you and take you up on your recommendations.
this is just in a nutshell. lets have your questions and your ideas
saydfact: How to build your dream bungalow earning little: budget and approximate cost.
No1. Ensure you have a land,
You can pick one of the low cost areas; for many reasons which includes a. Cost of land is cheap (obviously - why its called low cost area) b. Normally these areas have good and film soil types c. Labour cost is relatively cheaper to the high cost areas (but sometimes this is not a major factor because you can bring your workers and labour from any area) d. Material cost are cheaper
I'll advice you get a One Plot of land ( 18m x 36m i.e 60ft x 120ft ) however if the price is too much to afford, settle for a half plot of land ( 9m x 36m i.e 30ft by 120ft OR 18m x 18m i.e 60ft x 60ft )
No2. Get a decent design from an Architect (not a draftsman)
There are many advantages - You are going to live in this property for a long time; or a life time - a badly designed / ventilated house would mean a future renovation at a cost higher than what you're trying to save now.
My advice here is that you ask for a minimum 3 bedroom design, and depending on your land, pocket you could opt for a 4 bedroom bungalow. Remember we Africans and Nigerians have a link to our extended families - so you want to provide a room for your Parents, Grand Parents, Cousins and Family Friend etc should they visit and want to stay overnight. I always discourage people from 2 bedroom apartment. You pay more on the long run.
No3. Get a good good workforce
Preferably via referral. I don't recommend using one of the locals (bricklayers, carpenter etc) living in the area you just brought your land. They normally do bad job, steal your materials or get away with money, because they are locals - dealing with them is difficult considering you would be living in that community soon.
My advice here is contact a friend or relative building and ask to use his workforce on your own negotiation, cos if your guy has more funds than you do, you might not afford what he's paying them. so it's your terms not his.
No4. Cost
You're probably doing to spend a fraction of a million on foundation to German floor. (remember we picked a good soil area) - so how do you get your first million to start?
Well, you don't need a million; a. Buy let less than 30 tonnes of granite (preferably) or 2 tippers of gravel. 30 tonnes means you'll get delivery from a quarry and a good deal, but sometimes its difficult for the 30 tonnes trailer to access your site, only then should you settle for 15 or 20 tonnes. b. Buy one 20 tonnes tippers of sharp sand; this would serve us to German floor level c. Save for 50 bags of cement; but the actual amount you'll need is about 30 for foundation and 15 for block works and other works. d. We wont be budgeting for reinforcement bars (rebars) because we picked a good soil.
No5. The actual works.
a. Ensure you get the Hausa guys to clear your site and up-root any tree that falls on the building's location totally, at a price of about 10k, you should get this done. b. Digging of foundation would cost you about 25k - 30k; if you pay more than that, then you must have hit a rock under ground that needs extra cutting, however I always advice you follow C below c. Always negotiate for all works in a stage at once, don't separate the works eg digging, foundation, blockworks etc instead discuss by saying Foundation works to German floor. (minus filling to German floor and German floor itself) d. Filling can be done by yourself, buy your filling and get people to spread it at a rate of about 2.5k per tipper, you would need as much as 12 tippers here x about 20k per tipper but we can save cost e. Your bricklayer should be charging you about 100 - 120k for all the works in this section (digging, casting of foundation, block works) f. I ALWAYS ADVICE YOU DON'T HAVE LESS THAN 4 COURSES - DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE; should there be need to add a fifth, ask for the advice of a professional. 3 courses is not saving money, it is inviting trouble in the nearest future.
No6. Saving money.
To save money you can opt to dig your septic tank & soak away and use the sand dug out for filling, this would normally save you about 200k. YES! but rules applies. a. Make sure erect the blockworks to the septic tank and soak away immediately after digging b. Make sure the septic tank is well plastered c. Make sure you supervise the back-filling yourself, ie every space between the septic tank's block and the natural ground must be well filled and compacted to avoid a tear off after the first rain.
No7. What Next?
Now that you have completed this works, filled the foundation to level allow rain fall on it, compact it before thinking of your german floor.
IT IS COMMON TO SEE PEOPLE CONTINUE THE BUILDING TO LINTEL OR ROOF LEVEL WITHOUT A GERMAN FLOOR but I'll advise you do it; remember, the plan is to complete the house over a long period (from limited fund), the amount you'll probably save by skipping this stage would be forced out of your pocket later in the project. You don't need something too thick, a German floor of between 3inches - 4inches would do the trick.
We would continue from here in the next series of How to Build Your Comfortable House Earning Little.
Thanks... Drop your comments, question and I'll answer them (from a professionals' point of view). It is also possible that I've omitted something major; Quote me in your reply and I'll get back. [color=#000000]culled from: www.palmchatnow.com[/color]
So you think its only Disney and Dreamworks that has got the skill for animations hmm ? .Here are some animated clips proudly done by Nigerians to show you that we have got skills and we are catching up .Enjoy !!
We all know the story of things fall apart right ??.This is a trailer of a proposed animated series on NTA years ago.I really dont know if it was aired , but the animation is not bad ,loads and loads of improvement can be made.But it shows our potentials and talent.
E.X.O is a nigerian super hero comic book, but the guys at YouNeek Studios created an animated short/trailer to feed our eyes and I love it .Everything is just on point ,lighting,animation,storyline .Am I the only one who saw Third Mainland Bridge in the video ?.
This was released about 2 years ago,Eri Umusu is the brains behind this one.
Its is a wonderful piece , I particularly like the animation(Body movement,Physics etc ).I wasn't too happy with the story line and environment .But its a very wonderful piece.Nice one Eri heard you are cooking something new up, can't wait !!!.
The bosses at Highbreed Animation Studio headed by Emmanuel Ajetomobi aka "manny" , aka "Baba Chelsea", brewed this wonderful piece , you just got to watch this mehn .From the animation to the cloth simulation everything was just awesome .Though the quality of the voice over can be improved on.We just have to give some credit.Nice Job !!.
This would have gotten a place in the list but there was no story to it , but its a wonderful animation.Especially the realism in the animation and character design.Okolie Uchechukwu well done !
Remeber the issue Don Jazzy and Egbon Olamide had one time like that.Highbreed studios created something to ease our tension .And my voice was featured in this one *my head is swelling ooo*.I am the large dude with igbotic accent (not my real accent i speak British english ) .Enjoy it back to back ......
I hoped you enjoyed this guys ,do you have a link to an animated video you would like me to see ?, please comment !!.
Dont forget to share on facebook twitter ,everywhere , lets support naija !!!.
Slyr0x: Yesterday, I was trying to help a client fix a hacked site and one of the controls I put in place was to monitor changes to files on the web server. . So I'll just explain how you can also do same (either you are on a shared-hosting or dedicated server provided it's a LINUX box).
Over time when malicious hackers hit your site, they've been known to drop a backdoor somewhere on your server. It could be the /css , /images , /admin/images, /js , /includes directories . .somewhere far hidden from you.
To check for recent file changes on your webserver, you can do this
1. If you have SSH access, fire up Putty and run this command
Make sure /home/xxxxxxxxx/public_html is the full path to your public_html,www, httpdocs directory
2. Setup a cron job
- Login to your cPanel - Under "Advanced" submenu, you will see "Cron Jobs". Click it - Tweak the settings to suit you (either you want alerts hourly/daily/weekly) - There is a section for "Commands", type in - Click "Add New Cron Jobs"
This will NOT prevent files from being changed without your knowledge. However, if a file is added or changed, you will get an email alert telling you which file was changed.
babyvoice1990: There are a number of crucial documents
1. Receipt
2. Approved survey plan
3. Approved layout
4. Power of Attorney
5. Deed of assignment
6. Certificate of Occupancy ( C of O)
I would categorize the people from which you can buy any parcel of land into three: An estate developer, an individual & directly from the family who claims to own the land. If you are dealing with an estate developer (buying within an estate), you should ask for the approved survey plan, approved layout, the power of attorney and the global C of O. If you are buying from an individual or company (one who has bought and wishes to resell), you should ask for the receipt, deed of assignment, approved survey plan and C of O.
Buying directly from the family who claims to own the land is quite tricky. This is because it is difficult to determine the true owners of the land especially when the documents showing ownership haven’t been processed.
Where the documents haven’t been processed, there are no documents to show authenticity and a prospective buyer has to really a great deal on word of mouth from the members of the community to ascertain the true owner(s) of the land in question.
When the documents have been processed, they should provide you with the approved survey plan, approved layout (where the land is a large one and is being sold on a per plot basis) and the C of O.
From my experience, families usually don’t go to the length of processing their C of O. Reason being that they hope to sell off their land in the near future thus only do the absolute minimum required to show authenticity, in this case the approved survey plan and layout, then passing it on to the buyer who would go on to perfect his/her title on the land.
NOTE: It is very important that you have a good property lawyer before embarking on land/property purchase. Reason being that your lawyer is the one who ensures that you don’t run into legal trouble with land/property documents after purchase. It’s your lawyer’s job to verify the authenticity of any title document backing the land/property.
PROPERTY SEARCH Under the Lagos State Land Bureau:
Conducting a Search: • Application submitted with affidavit of purpose (searches are conducted using the following criteria: – Name of Owner, Registration Particulars, Address of Property and Survey Plan. • Letter of Authority (where applicable) • Endorsement • Bill for payment of Search Fees • Tender Tellers • Conduct Search
Work Flow for Registration of Title: • Confirmation of all payment receipt (by Accounts Department) • Collection of Form A13 from the Office of Registrar of Titles by Applicant – 1 day • Duly completed Form A13 with supporting documents are submitted by Applicant to the Office of the Registrar of Titles • A registration number & application number are issued to a certified application – 1 day • Notice are prepared for interested parties signatures • Reply to Notice is received and Draft Entries prepared • An approved Notice is e-mailed /posted by registered post to applicant • Prepared Notice are forwarded to Registrar of Titles for approval of issuance of Notice to Applicant • Approval of Draft Entries • Typing & Binding of Title • Final Indexing of Title • File is sent via the Deputy Registrar of Titles to ROT for signature • Registered Title delivered to applicant
Work Flow for Registration of Deeds • Submission of Application with relevant documents for registration of Deed by Applicants • Application with accompanying documents are checked and endorsed • Satisfied application/document are issued with registration number • Application sent for indexing • Applicant file is send to Deputy Registrar of Titles for signature • File is sent to Registrar of Titles for second signature • Registered Deed is delivered
Work Flow for Registration of Certificate of Occupancy • Certificate of Occupancy is sent with a covering letter from LUAD to Office of Registrar of Titles • The file is sent to the C of O room to add a file jacket to the C of O Form • C of O is sent to the Deputy Registrar of Titles for signature • C of O is sent to Registrar of Titles for second signature • The details of registered C of O is entered serially in a day book • The registered C of O is entered is a dispatch book and sent to LUAD for collection by applicants
EternalBeing: I dedicate this FTC to Evangelists that go all out to preach to the unreached Souls in Hotels, Brothels, War Fronts and up North at the Strong Hold of BokoHarams, Iran, Iraq, etc.. most importantly to the slained Martyrs that even threat of death did not reduce their Love for Jesus; YAHWEH is not man, eternal Crown and Life awaits you all. I know of some Ashawos that will never go to Church but heard the gospel filtering into there room from such Church, repented and saved. A cultist heards Don Moen and Chris Devan songs filtering into his room from my friend's room for somedays and he came to him weeping and repented. If u allow GOD use what HE gave you, your phone ringing tone, ur stereo at home, etc..can touch a Soul. I'm FTC for the 1st time because this was pushed to FP without a single comment, can u believe that?! No, matter ur hate for ur Creator; the eternal Owner of the Universe still Loves you so much. PLS, accept YESHUA Christ Jesus as your Personal Lord and Savour today, tomorrow may be... Does any other person niticed the prolieration of anti-Christian articles on fp on Sundays? Coupled with the rate at which some modes quickly push them to fp while there are always so many edifying Christian articles left to laguish. I watched true life story movies like Troy, Hercules, SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND, Agora, Cleopatra, Caligular, etc.. and had a small insight into the wanton killings, lovelessness, satanic immorality, cannibalistic and animistic transformation that was fast to make the world to self-destruct just before the timely intervention of the Birth of JESUS Christ that showed them the Truth. Men lived like animals those days because they thought we die and end like animals; no afterlife, no judgement, no Power in being Holy. That was what they thought. If the exemplary Jesus was not born, the sane world as we know it today would not exist. Indeed, HE already saved the world by showing that death is not the end of Man; and that sane holiness is true Love; very possible.
Can you imagine what the world would have become had it being JESUS was not born?! John 3:19 "This is the verdict: Light has come into the world" True Love is Holiness I'm shedding tears of Joy LORD JESUS, you are indeed the Savoir of the world. Before Jesus came, men lived like animals thinking there's is no usefulness for being good, no hope of conquering death and living forever.
"Nor is it strange that the Roman Empire at this period exhibited such a scene of moral pollution. There was nothing in either the philosophy or the religion of heathenism sufficient to counteract the influence of man's native depravity. In many instances the speculations of the pagan sages had a tendency, rather to weaken, than to sustain, the authority of conscience. After unsettling the foundations of the ancient superstition, the mind was left in doubt and bewilderment; for the votaries of what was called wisdom entertained widely different views even of its elementary principles. The Epicureans, who formed a large section of the intellectual aristocracy, denied the doctrine of Providence, and pronounced pleasure to be the ultimate end of man."
Bagehot: LOL. Used to frequent here a lot a few years ago. Used this thread as my inspiration to self-study for and pass my SAP exams. Got certified, but in the end, it was a bloody waste of money and time. I think that unless you live outside Nigeria, SAP might just be a pipe-dream.
Orunsolu01: Well if you are a part of those successful professionals who is always hopping outta bed with a gaze of your mind fixed at your Monday morning rituals so that you can get to your work place on time before anyone else, fine but not everyone is motivated as much as that. In fact, a handful amount of workers are not interested in getting to work early or even make meaningful
Disengaged employees is one of the reasons how negativity permeates through an organization and bring down the morale and productivity of employees. So, it definitely is in your interest to motivate your employees on Monday morning, so that they have a reason to bounce into office like you and be at their productive best.
Here are 5 essential tips that will teach you how to motivate employees, especially on Monday mornings…
TEAM WORK
Nothing uplifts the spirits more than working together as a team. Instead of getting your employees to head straight to their desk on Monday morning, assemble them together in a room and divide them randomly into two or three teams. Give each team something fun that can be accomplished only as a team. Of course, you would have to use your gray matter a bit to come up with tasks, but it will be worthwhile. Keep this team work activity short, for about 15 to 20 minutes. Let it be something physical that gets people moving, so that it helps getting rid of the weekend lethargy and chases away the blues.
DROP AN INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGE
There is no doubt it is tough to beat the Monday morning blues and get your mind focused on work. A person may be in the office physically, but his / her mind may be reminiscing about the wonderful time they had over the weekend with family and friends. So, there is nothing like a good inspirational message that you send your employees the first thing on Monday morning to elevate their mood and make them happy about being at work. Choose a message that reinforces the vision of the organization and lets each employee know how each one’s contribution helps take the company a little closer to its goals.
HELP THEM PLAN AHEAD
On Friday afternoon or evening, get employees to take 15 minutes from their busy schedule to plan for the week ahead. It will help them create a road-map of what they need to get done by the following Friday. It can take a lot of pressure off employees, as they will be able to prioritize important tasks. With everything planned, they will know exactly what they have to do on Monday when they come into office, making them more relaxed and happy to be at work. This increases productivity and keeps the morale high.
TEAM LUNCH
Everyone invariably gets late on Monday and many employees may not have had time to have proper breakfast at home. So, one of the ways to show that your organization cares about its employees’ welfare is to let employees enjoy catered lunch. It is a great way to show your appreciation and for all employees to sit together and enjoy a happy meal. A meal with the team is always welcome and having it specifically on a Monday is something for employees to look forward to. It will motivate them to come in with a smile and be happy and productive at the workplace. Remember, employees need motivation to give their best and with a bit of ingenuity you can help keep your team’ spirits soaring and looking forward to a great work week, week after week.
nairalanddss: If you had an argument with your wife the night before, chances are you would have forgotten it by the time your head hits the pillow. But not your wife. You might think you won the argument, but she will be getting ready to wage war. Men are rational creatures, using logic to solve all their problems, but there is no place for logic when you are dealing with an angry woman. And pretending to be invisible will only fuel her rage further. She is like a ticking bomb, waiting to blow up.Here are some tips to cool an angry wife.
ways To Cool An Angry Wife are:
1.Listen Closely:You might think you are arguing about something trivial like coming home late, but the argument might be about something entirely different. She might be fighting with you for something you did weeks, months or even years ago. And if you try to brush it off as insignificant, you will be in for trouble. So try to understand what the argument is really about and act accordingly.
2.Admit you were Wrong:Most important way to cool and impress an angry wife is to admit that you were wrong. It is irrelevant whether or not you believe you were wrong. And make sure it is not done in a condescending manner. That will just make things worse. As long as you convince her that you were wrong in your ways, and agree with her, you are safe. Until the next argument.
3.The Right Response:Sometimes women argue just for the sake of it. Make sure her anger does not ignite yours. Refrain from turning the issue into a debate or ridiculing her argument. If you leave in the middle of the argument, shut her out or pretend everything is fine, that will aggravate her anger even more. But if you buy her flowers, take her out or plan a fancy vacation, she will be like putty in your hands. The right response can leave spitting like a wildcat or her purring like a kitten.
4.No Logic:Refrain from using logic to win the argument with your angry wife. She will not buy it. And if you call attention to how illogical her arguments are, you will definitely end up sleeping on the couch. Instead of using logic, try to justify your actions by saying they were motivated by your love for her. She will cool down in no time and you will get extra brownie points.
SShadow: @Munzy14 A chicken cannot use all the nutrients in its feed. Most of the nutrients are excreted. The job of the lacto bacillus is to pre digest the feed thereby making the broilers to assimilate it easily thereby the excessive weight gain.
princemillla: Last befor I vommooozeee go my dreamland....
Kitchen items Teacher: mention 3 things dat can befound in d kitchen... Ojo: pot Teacher: good! Amina: stove Teacher: awesome! Akpos: Aisha Teacher: y Aisha? Akpos: coz she belongs 2 d kitchen Teacher: ar u sick? Akpos: ask our president
First year University of Ghana medical studentsy were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. The Professor, Mwangi started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it. Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning... Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Now learn to pay attention!! "ALL the students fainted!! . . _Happy Sunday_...fellaz .
Advice to all churches! Buy projectors and display lyrics of songs for members lest they murder songs in such manner as these : >Jehovah is Your name (2ce) 19 Warriors, 8 in Battle, Jehovah is Your name
>You are handsome in this place mighty God >We go de hee, hee your name debade, holiday,holiday (we go dey hail your name day by day all the way) >Email, email her, email her, Jehovah mail her. Ayinekele gymnastic email her, email her, Jeho email her
princemillla: ME : Guy, the exam result are out letz go and see GUY : Mhiz Lara Akinola pls check mine am with my dad can't go out right now.. ME : Aiit. GUY : if itz bad text "Good morning", if itz really bad text "Good morning to u nd ur dad" ------later---- GUY : hw is it ME : Good morning to u, ur family and to ur whole village -------------------------------- Hahahahaha
princemillla: It was my first tym on a date . I asked her out and she agreed. We went to a nearby park for a chat. I searched in my pocket its only a hundred naira note I got . I knew i had to buy us something. As a man I gats make a plan. I told her to wait for me when I went to buy us drinks.With my hundred naira note. I bought only 1fanta can. I took an empty sprite can and poured water direct from the tap. I went back to my lady .A smile appeared on her face as she said... "Oh my lovely man how could u know that sprite is my favorite..I hate fanta... Hahahaha wettin u for do if na u
henryanna36: Aba is like the China of Nigeria.According to information shared on social media by Eastern Telegraph,a made in Aba bio fuel is currently in the market.The stove obtains its fuel from cassava leaf.Below is what Eastern Telegraph shared....
'A smart bio fuel stove, fabricated in the commercial city of Aba in South East Nigeria has made a rousing market entrance.
The chairman of the Agricultural Innovation Platform, Kalu Ichie Kalu who spoke at the Innovation Platform Workshop in Keffi on Thursday, October 20, 2016, which was organised by the Agricultural Transformation Support Programme, phase one (ATASP-1) under the Federal Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Development described the product as "an credible alternative to kerosene, firewood and gas."
"It's clean energy. One of the innovation in the stove is that 100% of the raw materials are locally-sourced, while the fuel is made from cassava leaf. The price of the stove is N5, 500, while a litre of the fuel is N200. A litre of the fuel burns for 6 hours."
The challenge is that production is still manual, so they will need "support to mechanise our production processes and produce like 25,000 litres per day" Uche said'
Properties › Re: Cost Analysis Of Roofing My 3 Bedrooms Flat by GreatManBee: 1:47pm On Dec 11, 2016
.Am I the only one who saw Third Mainland Bridge in the video ?. 
