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kindly stick to law sir cos your joke sucks

The same police some youth with zero independent rational thought are asking to end? Because of the few bad eggs?

GutsOverFear:
May thunder strike any nairalander that comes here to say Nigeria is better than America..

They think living is about working and receiving heavy salaries and paying bill while at the same time catering for your family.

Like someone said, except the politicians and their families and the extremely rich citizens, every other individual in Nigeria is not living.. We may be alive but not living.

Calm down,don't bring America here because Police kill innocent people in America alot.
What is wrong is wrong,no need going all America here, violence is worse there.

Adegreen:
have seen this vedio before for another story

The same video and pictures of the story of a Police woman brutalizing another woman.

TheFacelessMan:


I remember a near death experience ...


I was squatting once on the bridge and defecating, enjoying the cool breeze on my ass

I had eaten 3 wraps of moinmoin or maybe it was 4 because i can swear that at least 5kg of poopoo was being downloaded into the water below....

My phone rang in my trouser pocket. Turned out to be my gal.

" i am in the LOO, making some POO" i managed to grunt...

There was a strong gust of wind and i tumbled backwards, trousers around my ankles.....

And with faeces flying everywhere, i guess you could say :


"SHIIT HAPPENS"



To be continued.....

Keep on opening Nairaland account indiscriminately like you are being paid for it. Old cargo constituting manace on Nairaland shioor

In this world today,love is scarce and far away
And your heart gets so afraid
To trust someone,all these times he let you down
There was no love to be found
But when we at the end,there be time to mend
And you will love again....
Chorus:
Never let a broken heart
Take your need for love away
Don't ever let it make you fall apart
Never,never let a broken heart
Take your need for love away
Never no never

No need to judge or condemn her,she will be the one to reap the good or bad that comes with it.
" Life is full of choices,you choose it you gatto live it"....Nas(Life we chose).

I love Charlize Theron and I love are movies,I once Google are filmography just to download the movies she has acted,not caring whether they interesting or not.
But this is a mistake she is making,she is ruining the poor boy's life.
Her latest movie 'Atomic Blonde' 2018 is the bomb

If there is anything I have learnt in my three decades on Earth,it's that it could always get worst. So I take solace in that fact and appreciate my life more.
There are different levels of football fanatism,if these guys level are 90%,mine will be like 2% sorry I can't travel overseas just to watch my favorite club,hell no

I give all glory to God for sacrificing his Son for the sins of the world,he paid the price for my sins and now I'm free.

" Ise ni Ogun Ise"
Meaning Labour is the cure for poverty.
We should learn to appreciate those men and women in Nigeria engaged in honest labour, Even though they might not be rich or famous yet. We should stop victimizing the hustling dudes and glorifying scammers with God cars.

Is it biblical? Did God command it? Did the early church practice it?
No No and No,now you have your answer.

Shugargal:
Bros nothing like meat being too expensive abeg, why must it be on this very day?its a day of obligation, sober reflection cuz its the day Jesus Christ was crucified, the word crucifixion explains everything. that's why all through Lenten period, Catholics don't sing halleluyah songs cuz it is perceived that Jesus Christ is in agony through out the 40days. you can't come and be dancing shaku shaku when someone is being laid to rest. Hope am communicating?

No you are not. Did someone just cooked up all this eat or don't eat meat thing ? Or did God ask you to do it? If it's not God then it's not a sin,it shouldn't be enforced on anyone. If it's God then kindly state the scripture references where he commanded that Christian's shouldn't eat meat at a particular day all in the name of celebrating Easter. Thank you.

They don't have to frustrate it,it should be allowed but not mandated by law to be use by either individuals,private businesses or government parastatals. Let those interested in it buy it. Besides it will be costly so many people will still be using the fuel vehicles

All I know is that we will reap what we sow, whether in this life or the next or both. Humans are limited in Knowledge,so Judiciary systems depend solely on evidence,if it's lacking there is nothing they can do but to let the suspect go free.
But God is all knowing,you can't escape his judgement if you are guilty.
" God don't let my sins get passed to my children"...Nas (Adam and Eve)

There are some things someone shouldn't hear in his or her lifetime. This is one of it A son killing his own father in collaboration with his mother chai wonder has ended

indigenous234:
Things we see nowadays in the house of God sometimes leaves us speechless. From female panties wearing pastors, to musicians and comedy organising pastors to zanku dancing pastors. We even had a pornographic actor-pastor in Lekki in the recent past.

God help us

There is no holy dance, unless you want to say dancing is evil,which I won't argue with you. But if you dance in church,then you'll be a hypocrite criticizing these people. Show us scriptures of how Christian's should dance or go get a Bible and ask God for understanding because obviously you don't know what it means.

Zeinymira:
And this led to someone's wealth

PS: tomorrow is my birthday, I can't sleep.

Happy birthday, wishing you all the best life has got

As far as NIGERIA is concerned that's all she needs to have a good life,a nice car and a big house, lucky her. I pity girls with nothing to show at the back and at the front,they have to hustle like the guys no big God anywhere for them,what a pity

LearnITsmash:
I have warned you to stop trolling daddy freeze see how you go create a fake Instagram account with 5 followers to go troll daddy freeze he will block you soon dingbat

Don't know maybe freeze snatched his girlfriend or sacked him at work,he hates the dude like no tomorrow. I challenged him about it long time ago but I guess we are who we are?

Houseofglam7:
Numbskull, no I won't.
I'm not Nigerian.

Then you are in a wrong forum. This is a platform for Nigeria and Nigerians,so kindly locate Somaliland or burundiland forum as the case may be,thank you

ednut1:
. Those who voted him must pay

Take it slow and steady bro,you still have 4 long years to go lol

This hostel picture is really paining some people,from the comments up there,na wao. I think a lot of UNN graduates, undergraduates as the case may be are feeling dejected seeing this picture
Why can't we just appreciate good things, Moro ns saying give it 2 years,give it 3 years stfu some saying it looks like prison,tell us if the hostel you stayed in school is as pretty as this, as far as public university hostel standard in Nigeria is concerned,this is the bomb,stop hating and appreciate good things,haters

woleabayo:
If you need a baby model fee free to contact me 08082008605
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Why your niece? Why not wait till you have your own daughter and start child hoeing her

Mrkumareze:
I don't believe you op

Don't mind the mumu,what stops him from taking a picture of the whole phone and screen,instead he's showing us a croped picture. Lazy youth blogger

themonk:
A bag of cement weighs 50kg that is abut 500Newtons of force.

Mike tyson actually punches harder than that.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sportsnewsireland.com/other_sports/just-how-heavy-was-mike-tysons-punch/amp/

Wow omg,no wonder he became heavyweight champion in his early 20s

IvarTheTerrible:
Since your father is idiot that sired a bigger fool....i am not surprised you are cursed with a lower IQ

He pain am lol olodo listening to 2pac and biggie indeed,you think you are in the midst of your illiterate no good village people,where you tell your tales about city life. There are educated informed people here on Nairaland,so don't ever write like a slowpoke uneducated f ool here again. Olodo, in 1997 you have never even heard of 2pac and Biggie,you haven't even heard if Hip-hop music lol ,when did you leave your village to come hustle for city, illiterate no good baga

Who stands to benefit from his death? NPF should start from there

IvarTheTerrible:
I remember saving a lady in distress in such a manner in 1997.

I was listening to Tupac & Biggie when..... next door I heard " I WILL KILL YOU TODAY" with a baby wailing loudly in the background.

I dashed to their house and slammed my shoulders against the door, breaking the lock. The whole place was turned upside down, furniture everywhere.

As soon as i could adjust my eyes to the dim lighting, i saw the woman cowering in the corner, baby in her arms and

her husband coming out with a gun ...

3 quick steps with my long legs and i flung myself across their small parlour like David De Gea saving a shot.

Several things happened at once - I saw the muzzle flash, heard the deafening bang & felt a hard punch to my chest

Just like an elephant kicked me. I was pushed into the woman's bosom pushing her off-balance.

She held me in her arms with her baby, blood was gushing from my chest..... i was wheezing




I then remembered the saying " If you hear a gunshot, you are not dead"

It turned out that i was lucky, the bullet had entered the metal whisky flask i kept in my breast pocket to drown my sorrows.

I looked up and i saw the murderous look in the husband's eyes....he was reloading.

To be continued


Culled from "The Legendary Chronicles of Ivar"

How can you be listening to 2pac and Biggie,are they rap duo? I get your joke but upgrade your intelligence first before you do stuff like this,your post is wack and out of tune

Bar1941:
Two heavy punches and a severe bite from Mike on that foolish face could have saved the world from this calamity called Donald.

There were rumors then in early '90s that Tyson's blow is as heavy as a bag of cement but now when I think about it,I see it's just plain lie

iamJ:
forget plenty wailings, we know that you sleep around, there is nothing to be ashamed there

u have to put food on ur table and u dont have talent

"We know" you and who know? Sit behind your phone and be spewing trash,do you have any evidence ? Do to others what you want them to do you.

Emily22:
That's how one idiot said they are recovering their great grandfather's money from the white folks not until the day they wiped his mother's 14million pension money from her bank account ... See as the guy dey curse like lalude and abija wara.

What is bad is bad, stop using bad economy as a medium to tarnish our country's image at international front.

Let's stop blaming the government.

So many opportunities out there e.g waste recycling.

All they want is to drive g-wagon and ride around with some senseless opposite gender.

Just remember,not everyone will be a millionaire or billionaire but try to live a perfect life.

Wow you know Lalude I remember one of his movies " omo oluweri" I saw then in the '90s, good old days