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coollinkng:
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The pastor was like: if this is d brwest you want to suck count me out.

BlackForeigner:
The Nigeria Governors’ Forum (NGF) has warned
Nigerians to be wary of consuming killer rice that
has flooded the market.
A statement by the forum’s Media and Public
Affairs, Abulrazaque Bello-Barkindo said a
communiqué issued by the forum in Abuja last
week held that the imported rice contains
poisonous substance that make people sick and
even kill some who consume them.
The statement however lamented that despite the
poisonous nature of the rice, the banned product
still finds its way to the Nigerian market on
increasing rate.
“Governors expressed concern that Nigerians
were either falling sick or losing their lives to the
consumption of this substandard product even
though some states have commenced elaborate
efforts to produce rice in commercial quantity
with a view to halting the nation’s over-reliance
on staples that can be produced locally.
“Most governors of the states that have already
embraced the back to land mantra of this
administration frowned at the situation where
Nigerians snubbed the locally produced
commodity in preference for foreign ones which
were most of the time stale, contaminated or
even fake,” the statement said.
However, Comptroller-General of the Nigeria
Customs Service, Col. Hameed Ali who was
represented by Deputy Comptroller General,
Dangaladima Aminu said that although some
measures have and are being put in place to
salvage the situation, border communities,
however, are part of the challenges to curbing the
menace.
The Customs boss said this while briefing the
Governors’ Forum on the way out of the killer rice
danger.
“It may interest you to note that a motorcycle can
make up to 30 trips with six 50kg bags of rice per
night depending on the distance. And when the
border communities are not smuggling the
produce themselves, they are aiding or providing
cover for smugglers.”
He informed the governors that the Customs
“takes the issue of smuggling of rice seriously,
having identified the danger posed by it to the
economic well-being and health hazards it
constitutes to the Nigerian people.”

Idiotic governors. You are raising alarm to who when you are the chief security and chief steward of your states. Your misrule is responsible for the cuurent state of the country.

EmeriitusMbaM:
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Coming from a pathetic aniimal whose people are 80% house help, while the rest are lowlife villagers. :DTribe of houseboys and security guard, shameless villagers.

You still want to annex them to Biafra to continue the subjugation.

raker300:
Adekunle "black scorpion" murdered your people not biafrans.

The niger deltans decided that biafra wasn't good for them so they contacted Nigerian troops while the biafran army was stationed there...Not knowing the biafran troops knew what was happening.

The biafran troops withdrew dead in the night before adekunle arrived.

When adekunle arrive, he believed the niger deltans were lying and they still harboured biafrans so he asked the to come out of hiding so he could give them free food. When they came out, he opened fire on them..killing innocent women and children.

Adekunle continued until he got to asaba Wch was an igbo town. There the biafrans held and ambush after he came in killing innocents. The asaba massacre went on until the biafrans engaged him and adekunle suffered his first defeat.

Obasanjo hated adekunle because he couldn't fight against armed men but was quick to kill innocents.


Read your history Mr. Man and learn...don't be decieved

What is the distance from asaba to calabar and okrika？You are saying it was same adekunle who burnt the minorities inside the churches in calabar and okrika areas？You are also saying that the minorities are so stupid that they cannot tell a yoruba man from an Ibo man which is the same attitude you are exhibiting in annexing them into ur current biafran agitation.
The minorities are saying that they dont want to exchange one form of slavery for another by joining your biafra.
The yorubas in benin republic are no less yoruba thsn those in nigeria so your argument of the minority iboic tribes in the ND does not hold any water. Those who want to join your biafra can relocate to the SE.

sean1000x:
The federal government will not allow it...order from Britain. You yorubas have zero clue the marginalization of Igbos.

Madness come in many shades.

Ikenna0b:
Mmmh hmm
Yet they partook in the sitathome done yesterday.

Eyewitness ko, Eyewitness ni
For you to be an "eyewitness", you have to be in your 50s or 60s, I wonder what an old grandpapa dey do on NL.

Like i told the OP, When you're done telling us story, move left jor, make person see road.

All this attention seeking wh0ring and story telling is getting boring. Try another method.

Old grandpa is on nairaland to ensure failures like you don't repeat the mistakes of OJUNKWU with your chest beating.
Do you know how many IBOs perished during the mere Abiola crises.
Go ahead and get your Biafra for the SE and leave ND alone.
No Niger Deltan will follow you to ur Biafra unless you want to replicate Rwanda or southern Sudan but note that your case will be worse.

Ikenna0b:
Yorubas are getting more pathetic as the day goes by. Just pathetic!!!

Anyway, am I the only one that noticed a new pattern lately. Before most of the "we SS" people condemning biafra, telling us long story how "biafran soliders maltreatment their uncle and aunt, and attacking igbo were predominately claiming to be from river state, most claim to be from port harcourt. Ever since IPOB started posting images of new chapters in that river state and in addition to the sitathome success in PH, most of the "we SS" are now Akwa Ibom/Cross River. .

I wonder what the new identity they'll morph into next.

OP thank you for the story. Move left jor, make we see road.

No sane Rivers man will join Biafra. I was eyewitness to the execution of eight persons from awarra by biafran soldiers for mere suspicion; they were forced to dig their own graves and buried alive.

igwebuike01:
Your people are the trouble makers, trying so hard to restrict Igbos to SE alone is the only place we have issues with you. If you say that Biafra is for Igbos then stop dragging Igboland with your ND republic and there will be peace. There is no ethnic group called ND

This was how the last biafran war failed and you are still towing the same line.
If "YOUR IBOS" in Rivers and Delta states want to join Biafra why not allows them to agitate by themselves. You are agitating and annexing them to biafra and claiming their land as IBO land. There is differences in "iboland and ibo speaking". America speak English but can't be said to be part of England.
My suspicion is that your love for their land is the same as the love of the hausas for them.
When senate presidency was zoned to the Ibos u didn't remember your "iboland" in Rivers and Delta states.
If you think u can annex any part of Rivers or Delta then be prepared for a southern Sudan situation when u get your expected Biafra given your suspicious love for rivers/delta ibos. If you really believe rivers or Delta will join biafra let them do it on their own free will.

Nutase:
Bsc

B. Sc.?? Simple! Breast Size-cup.

carzola:
Half baked doctor..
That had to call
His senior colleagues
First before treating
An emergency victim..


Obviously her blood
Is on your head that's
Why she cant live you

I will advice you visit her
Family and see how you an help her
Kids..

He called his seniors to guard himself against people like you because he was alone attending to the woman.

BlackMbakara1:
Is he the only one owed in this country? Teachers and doctors would have as well sell off government properties...

So you owe me 12k and keep ur 5k yam in my barn and expect to get it back?

Bravo123:
The Department of State Security, DSS on Tuesday said that the decision of Mr. Ifeany Uba, the Managing Director of Capital Oil Ltd to divert eleven million liters of premium motor spirit left in the tank farm of capital oil by Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, worth about N11bn was capable of plunging the country into economic crisis.

This the agency said the action amounts to economic sabotage and is, therefore, punishable by death.

The DSS position was contained in a counter-affidavit and written submissions filed by the DSS in opposition to an application by Ubah, asking a High Court of the Federal Capital Territory in Jabi, Abuja to set aside an order for his detention for 14 days...

Read more http://alabingo.com/2017/05/ifeanyi-ubas-div…shable-death-dss/

What about diverting the president of our country?
Which one serious pass?

danidon08:
Op so on point! Even to speak with my dad is problem. Barking orders at everyone till date.

He once asked why everyone was to closer to mum than him,
Ans: Most childhood memories we have of you is koboko in your hands

What most children don't think about is what they would have become without the koboko.
The ills plaguing Nigeria today was due to the mad rush for material wealth which made most men to be away from their homes and unable to weld the koboko.
All thru my live I only have to encounter the koboko twice as the mere mention of the words your "father will hear about this" is enough to make one repent of the immediate and future sins but women being who they are exploit their maternal relationship with their children to the detriment of the men.
I held both my parents in high esteem until the demise of my mother and still care for my father.
No child has the excuse to neglect any of his/her parents for what goes around comes around.

danidon08:
Op so on point! Even to speak with my dad is problem. Barking orders at everyone till date.

He once asked why everyone was to closer to mum than him,
Ans: Most childhood memories we have of you is koboko in your hands

What most children don't think about is what they would have become without the koboko.
The ills plaguing Nigeria today was due to the mad rush for material wealth which made most men to be away from their homes and unable to weld the koboko.
All thru my live I only have to encounter the koboko twice as the mere mention of the words your "father will hear about this" is enough to make everyone repent of the immediate and future sins but women being who they exploit their maternal relationship with their children to the detriment of the men.
I held both my parents in high esteem until the demise of my mother and still care for my father.
No child has the excuse to maltreat any of his parents for what goes around comes around.

iamoyindamola:
stop deceiving yourself.... alligator and crocodile are the same.
crocodiles are found in Africa while alligators are in America,posting same species while one opening its mouth is delusional

Why are you obstinate because white men told u that there is no alligator in Africa. Did the white man who told you that come to my village?
Crocs are rampant in the river Niger while alligators and monitor lizards are very common in the delta swamps of Rivers state, Delta, bayelsa, Edo and parts of IMO States. U don't do your research on the Internet and argue with someone reporting live from the Niger delta swamp land.
Crocs are ferocious while alligator and monitor lizards will run away if you meet them. Crocs live most of lives in water and hunt in the water while they rarely attack on land.

number5:
you can make your research and confirm your claim...

google is our friend and hardly ever misleads especially in such issues of research.

like I earliar stated, most of what we have here in Nigeria are monitor lizards and crocodiles..even the outer world hardly distinguish between a croc and an alligator most times because the similarities is overwhelming.. monitor lizard on the other hand looks more like a little komodo Dragon and stays most times at the banks of small rivers and lakes, and live largely on land than on water...

I don't need research to know what I experience everyday. Woe betide any person in the Niger Delta who mistakes a croc for an alligator, he won't live to regret his mistake. What ur research says is same as telling us that mongu park discovered the river Niger. Our ancestors where already here when mongu park came. Google is written by the white man and no credit is given to Africa in most of their research. Monitor lizards are just like a bigger version of the lizard while the crocs and alligators are similar aside their snorts, The crocs grow bigger and longer in full maturity, so any one who confuses one for the other will regret his mistake.

number5:
More often than not, I’ve seen people getting mixed up between crocodiles and alligators. While they both belong to the Crocodilia order, they are members of two quite separate taxonomic families. Besides, alligators DO NOT live in Africa!

The following highlights the major differences between the two species.

Overview

– You can’t see an alligator’s teeth when its mouth is closed; its lower teeth fit snugly into pits in the upper jaw. In contrast, a crocodile’s lower teeth are always visible.

– Alligators have a broad snout, while crocodiles have a thinner snout.

– Alligators tend to be grayish black in color, whereas crocodiles have a olive green or brown appearance.

– Alligators can only be found in the southeastern United States and in some parts of China. Crocodiles can be found all over the world


A more contrasting mix up found especially here on nairaland is the mix up between monitor lizards and alligators, especially owing to the fact that one of our most loved admin here loves his reptilian fantasies

As already stated, alligators are not found in Africa, so my beloved nlanders, anything you kill that looks like a big lizard , is a monitor lizard and not an alligator, and anything you kill that looks like a crocodile is actually a crocidile and not an alligator .

Read more below:

http://www.livescience.com/32144-whats-the-difference-between-alligators-and-crocodiles.html

Also check out some pictures below

Are you really sure alligators are not found in Africa or that someone made you believe that. In my local language we have names for crocodile, alligator and monitor lizard so how did the names come about if there is no alligator in Africa.
in my LGA alligators are caught every week and are common site in local markets.

MrBrownJay1:
Yet, you still gave a wrong answer?! Would have been better to stop at that probability.

Your answer is still wrong. Alternatives are not true situations.

MrBrownJay1:
I weep for Nigeria....

Don't weep because I won't be. I'm not a politician and won't aspire to be.
I was only trying to show you the power of the word "IF" and its limitless probability.

MrBrownJay1:
If the flow of water out of the tap is heavier than the pipe out, then #1 will fill and overflow first.... If flow isn't heavy then #5 ( only box with pipe out at the level of top of box)

That is if.
If the rate of impeaching Nigerian presidents is 10 per day I may become a president.
If deals with abnormal situations.
No 3 is the logical answer.

igabariotito:
Yes I am.

If I design the circuit can you build it yourself. I will give rating of the components.
I've been planning to open a blog for practical electrical circuit designs.

Austin234:
Enough quality Snails up to a year old are available for sale.
We sell in bag of 100 pieces @ N40,000.
We deliver any where in Nigeria.
Call: 08056462883
Email: chidi.agbawo@gmail.com

1 PC of snail for #400. You try jare.

ZombiePUNISHER:
And who made you speaker for SS
Is SS a tribe ?
Something is just not right with you mister.. This your thread has all kind shades of stupidity wrapped around it
Give it a rest
Many before you have tried and failed
What makes you think.. Yours will be different
Go tell those that sent you that's it's mission impossible... Even our senators are in unison speaking as a block ..
Just give it a rest mister
Days of divide and conquer has come and gone ... The christain south have seen the devils tricks

Who are your senators. Are they not the same scammers as Ipob who are impoverishing the masses in SS, looting all the resources in the region and use agitation for Biafra to divert attention from their actions. If the politicians in SS/SE are honest there won't be any agitation for Biafra because the resource being looted from the SS is enough to develop the two geo political zones if judiciously applied for development.
We should stop deceiving ourselves as we are our primary problems in SS and SE.
If Biafra is granted today the SE/ SS would be worse than southern Sudan.
If we really want Biafra we should change our orientation and how we approach issues concerning the region.

igabariotito:
Please....Can someone help out with the steps to design and manufacture a 12V battery charger that can charge a 100AH battery

Are you an electrical/electronic savvy person.

Okocha101:
In this time and age, Governor Nyesom Wike celebrates miniature projects as though they were mega infrastructural strides of the 21st century. If the Governor of oil-rich Rivers State, with a population of over six million people, pops champagne at the construction of a leisure park and a small artificial lake along Aba Road, Port Harcourt, what then will local governments and communities celebrate?

At a time when cities world over are achieving major infrastructural breakthroughs, it breaks my heart to see that we are still dancing 'azonto for simple aesthetical works. This administration has received billions and billions of naira for two years now, yet, all it can really boast of are just routine road maintenance jobs (inside some parts of Port Harcourt and Obio/Akpor LGA), flagging off of fathom projects just before elections, hosting of everyday social events, dirty media fights, et al.

It is not easy to dream, it's even harder to dream big. The vision of Rivers State, is too big for a man whose main preoccupation in life is political power. Wike cannot see River State beyond PH and Obio/Akpor. No, he can't! And That is the reason why the Greater Port Harcourt City Project has been completely abandoned; Rivers State Sustainable Development Agency (RSSDA) crippled; Monorail Project abandoned; Songhai Farm, Banana Farms, Fish Farms, have been either destroyed or helplessly deserted, the list goes on and on.

Since the State is a subdivision of a nation or a federated political entity, it then follows that developmental projects in the State must be tailored along national thinking. Rivers State cannot be operating like a local government area in Nigeria! A Governor that has woefully failed in his primary responsibility of securing lives and properties in the State, is only daydreaming, if he thinks that a leisure park or a small artificial lake, situated in just one LGA, can becloud the rising tide of insecurity and hopelessness in the land.

In terms of the provision of basic amenities, Governor Wike has not shown capacity at all, as per what his responsibilities really are. Take power supply for example, since his inception, Wike has not in anyway complemented the efforts of the federal government in that area. No one hears about rural electrification from the mouth of the governor, save political rhetorics and wild vituperations aimed at perceived political opponents. Wike does care whether that young family somewhere in a remote village, is suffering in perpetual darkness or not; no, he is the Governor of Port Harcourt, or if you like, Obio/Akpor LGA.

The standard of education has been on a steady decline since Wike became Governor. While the Governor is spending billions renovating few schools in PH and Obio/Akpor, hundreds of model primary and secondary schools built by the former administration, in the remaining 21 LGAs, are rotting away in massive dilapidation. Free and compulsory education is no more, as Governor Wike has reintroduced tuition fees and levies in our primary schools. Scholarships have been unceremoniously withdrawn at the behest of the Governor, forcing our children to become refugees abroad. Education is suffering terribly under Wike.

Healthcare in Rivers State, can be equated to what is obtainable in war-torn countries. Recently, three pre-term babies suffocated and died inside incubators in the State-owned Braithwaite Memorial Specialist Hospital (BMSH), due to lack of power supply and the absence of emergency staff at night. Primary Health Centers all over the State, have been reduced to nothing, thereby escalating the already high rate of mother and child mortality. The task of providing quality and affordable healthcare is one which no responsible government should ever toy with, but that is not the case here; healthcare is in ruins in Rivers State.

While the natural environment in Rivers State is groaningly dying from unchecked toxic pollution, the business environment is equally drowning in the sea of insecurity, multiple taxation, and decrepit infrastructure. The black soot that is hovering over Rivers State, can be likened to the darkness that has pervaded the length and breadth of the business community in the State. How bad does it get? Kidnapping, killings, incessant robberies and orgies of violence, have overrun the once blosoming garden city. All thanks to Wike!

Revenue generation is at its worst ebb since the creation of Rivers State. Today, apart from falling monthly federal allocations coming to the State, the oil hub of Nigeria, gets paltry sums as internally generated revenue monthly. During his last media chat, Governor Wike was seen boasting of how the State makes six billion naira or so every month as IGR. I am not sure that the governor is aware of States like Lagos, that rakes in over thirty billion as IGR monthly. Wike should go and learn from them on how not to govern a State like an LGA.

N.B: Rivers State under Wike, neither has a developmental blueprint, nor a budget.

- Solomon Okocha

No be you people sell Rivers state owned industries during your administration and pocketed the proceeds plus $200 million water project loan.
You still get mouth to talk. Continue.

Udmaster:
Why? I want to know why?

It shows their mindset. They can't survive on their own but are too ashamed to admit same.
They need someone to leech on to and exploit, colonise and tell you how industrious they are. period.

winkmart:
This man in question could be parting with his wife from Anambra State due to a recent development which he finds disturbing.

According to the man who wrote to a relationship adviser and blogger Joro Olumofin, his wife has been breastfeeding their over-aged son for flimsy excuses bordering on health.

Read his story below:

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2017/may/12/Breast%20son.JPG

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/05/i-caught-my-over-aged-son-sucking-my.html

lalasticlala

Op! Op! How many times did I call you. That breast you're claiming is not your own oo. You son is the original owner so please don't disturb if he feels like using his property oo. There is division of labour oo. The downside is your own, the upper side is his own. If he turned blind eye to your trespassing even when he was still suckling I don't see why you should complain when he wants to recover all the looted milk.
Please concentrate on your own portion of the task.
I Don talk my own finish.
NB: some boys are overly attached to their mothers and girls to their fathers so there is nothing wrong with the boy. He will out grow it with time.

sunnysunny69:
It's back to work for their commanders swapped for the girls, only God knowns how many hundreds they were. Security services risk their livestock to arrest and caught them on one hand them swap them for the girls on the other hand.

Then they kidnap more girls to be used for future swap after uselessing the girls and death of our troops.
They only people benefitting from this vicious circle are the IDP grass cutting gang and APC saint DASUKi crew that do no wrong.

Dee60:
Church is meant for human beings and should be close as much as possible to human beings.

What of prisons and airports?

ahaiwejc:
redeem will forever move on nothin u wailers can do bunch of kukunbaz

Sign of a very good Christian?