₦airaland Forum

omoadeleye:
The husband that's putting money to make food on the table is not complaining. While will the devil of a woman be co
mplaining?

Bro stop all this talk, once a friend is married, you as a friend should learn how to draw your boundaries, your coming around frequently will be the source to the end of your friends marriage

I can have my friend coming to my house when am away, to do what eat!!! , i rather send him money no matter how the situation he could be in but still he needs to give me space


If you think your friend should be invading your privacy i guess when your marriage crash you will be the one to get a broken home, get remarried and get ruined family for life....

Erojepromise:
the f***k what did I just read? thank God say l no read am finish

But u read am

So who dey breet....

Whizzy080:
Hi my name Emmanuel
So it happens that I got employed in a firm in my state. So there's this two ladies that we run the same shift, one is engaged(she's thick with big backside) one is somehow single and she's a JW(heard they don't role with ppl outside their church) she's dis kind of girl that can't even say d*ck, so we get close sometimes we play mutual play like hugging sideways wen coming to work..But recently the one that got engaged will come to my space and sit on my laps wen bosses is not around inform of play and they'll be laughing, she asked me why my d*ck doesn't stand that she has play all forms rough play n she never feel it standing, I told her infront of d holy momma that I'm not a womanizer, that I don't role like that that what happens between us is just play nothing attached.
Fastward...last Monday wen I entered office I noticed the way JW girl hugged me was so serious later in d day while I was watching movie with my laptop she came n sat on my laps...like bruh I was shocked to my marrow, ain't gonna lie my djck stood she felt it(pls don't judge me I'm only human) Wednesday came still same incident but this time she open her legs and sit on my laps even I felt my d*ck touching her cl*t my trouser was already wet
Why I bring this here is that later that same day while she was passing I touch her butt dis girl got angry and warn me never to try that in my life again.I was so confused and upset
I don't really know how to narrate stories but that's what happened
I've made up my mind to stay outta her way forever
But I'm still confused why she does that(sitting on my laps in such manner)
Thanks guys for understand
Any advice??

Touching her ass is an obvious move by you, you want to Bleep her, and no ladies like that, if you continue you may loose the chance to Bleep her


Act like you don't want to Bleep her.... Even if you're going to show it, just when u guys are alone,

Play your game privately with her, and you will get to Bleep her, if its what you want...

Hitler was an ideaologist who believed in the principle of Charles Darwin theory of natural selection which believe the strongest of the fittest shall survive, and the weak perish, he believed some countries were to weak, to be a country and German a superior country should have them as a colony, africans wasnt really is concern he pitied africans, but on the way achieving this he meant resistance from the other powers, and decided to attack everyone who felt was a threat

The man was crazy in his time
Funny enough Hitler is just like me.... � Or i am just like Hitler.....

I belive Nigeria is a superior country that one day should annexed south africa, ghana and every country around her

[quote author=RemoveKebab post=99987696]Another major mistake Hitler made was the prosecution of many intellectual jews.
And not investing much on the discovery of nuclear physics.

Yes, they were the first to discover it but on paper and they taught it was unrealistic for military purpose.

Germany had many jewish scientists who were good at nuclear physics.

But many of them fled the country doing the purge for jews.
That includes Albert einstein and other good jewish physicist and scientist that later helped the US on their Manhattan project.

If he had not gone fully mad on jews and kept some intellectuals.

Nnn

bahkarrehjnr:
I was actually going to comment this, anyways anybody wey fit summarize abeg do so

He go Bleep d babe for bathroom after she see e g wagon

So what were africans doing when this war was going on

Wetin 60yrs old man dey find with puna

As age dey increase God suppose make sexual drive decrease for both men abd women because both old and young men especially nor get sense when it comes to puna issues


Ha, pay so much for pussy for why na....

When would women start paying for men dick too

As a man i get pride with my dick, i dont Bleep anyhow pussy because i won comot konji, i select good pussy to tangle with, most times i believe the lady should pay me for the good dicking i gave her and not the other way around


Why would men keep paying so much for pussy, when their dick is doing so much help to the females too

Imagine this man paying 15m for this pussy abd yet the lady will be moaning in enjoyment of the sex, is she mad, i go vex share the bill 50-50 asap
Why would you enjoy and moan to what am paying for

The story looks made up,

optionalY09:
Take your senseless religious fight away from me please. I am more civilized than that nonsense. As if they don’t have government in other parts of the world or they have got no religious believes. That’s why you guys are not having any significant progress because of useless foreign religions you know nothing about. The same people who sold those religion to you treat you like trash from Saudi to Jerusealem, they practice theirs with open minds and not with any form of extremism.

Would you hold it,

The Muslim are bad omen, firstly!!

The school founding fathers are Christian, seconded!!

When we listen to people like you because you think you're are smart and self enlightening the society turn into chaos



Hold your mouth mr liberal minded man

When we allow such union,Muslim and Christian flagship inside that school, soon we will start hearing cases of religious fanatism from one party in the school, the school will endup suffering it in the long run


I believe in religious privacy, if the Muslim are coming to Christian missionary school let them dress as a Christian,

RealGboy:
Men these days is somehow.. I don't understand what has been happening.

I meet a lady and we begin to vibe well , we also share pictures then boom she wants a video call , but as soon as I receive the call and we see each other clearly she immediately hangs up and block me thereafter without saying a word..
Does this happen to only me ? I'm really confused. .. why is this happening,?

You made me laugh... With this your write up

First thing first when youre chatting with a lady even if she got a pics at her dp ask her to send her pics to you inreturn send yours to her

That should be the first thing before you start chatting at all,

If she likes you, the conversation will continue if she doesn't it ends there she will block you atleast you wont feel the emotional stress that much since you guys have not gone far in your conversation

Then again request for vidoe calls from her immidiately after the pics sending

Atleast all these would guarantee you 50 percent assurance she likes you the other 50 is when you meet life,


If she blocks you doesn't mean youre ugly, it means youre only ugly to her, a much prettier babe might find you as a cutie,

Use your head, next time

This one na beat by aba

Abi beat by seun

Oyibo wan run federal government street,


Yahoo boys watching how Nigeria government won take pay their oyibo client


This kind thing na update for this street, if you know

tommie1:
I have an issue bugging me and I need some serious advise because I have been very indecisive so far.

There is a lady I'm seeing. She came to my place a few weeks ago and we had sex, first with condoms and later without condoms.

However, I gave her some money to get postinor when she left for her place the next morning.

That morning, I asked if she got the drug when she called to say she had arrived home and she said "yes".

I called her again that evening to ask if she had taken it and she said "yes".

A few weeks later, she called to say she is pregnant.

As I later found out, at least according to what she said, she took the drug the next day after arriving at her home and not on that day she told me she took it. She gave some flimsy excuse as to why she did it but it does not matter anymore at this point.

At this moment, we are considering removing the baby.

While I have been very indecisive, she has agreed to go with whatever decision I take and has spoken to a doctor who will do it this Friday.

However, I am unsure as of this moment if I want to go on with this because even though I am done with uni, I do not think I have gotten to that point where I can shoulder more responsibilities.

I am self employed and somewhat financially okay but not in a way that I can take care of three people, particularly a baby. I was okay as of 2019 until COVID came and turned my life upside down last year.

And believe me, I was really glad I was not married as of last year because I went through hell. Serious hell. The lockdown finished me.

I am slowly recovering (very slowly) and still trying to figure my way out through life and rebuilding what I lost but I am afraid that having the burden of a woman and baby at this point may derail me.

And I really do not know who to turn to when I am unable to provide for the both of them.

What do you guys think? Do I go on with this or just let the baby be?

You nor get money but u dey position woman for bed won come dey use positioner to clean your mess

Oga, born that pikin,

If she die as she dey do abortion your skul go explode since you nor fit buy condom use

jumper524:
una bitterness towards the north go make una kill una sef..
truth is the small unity the south is enjoying currently is because they have a common enemy (North)
the day we shout enough is enough here, that day people go answer their papa name..

Mumu the south already understand they were never united and yet we still managed to come together unlike the North that false unity totally depends on strengthen the political power of the north against the south, when there is no South again, hausa and fulani will resume their war tuggle, as they, were before the arrival of the British



North and south should break dont you support it too

drake99:
I met this girl few weeks ago through a friend, we became friends, I wanted it sexually but she kept telling me that she has something about her that scares uninformed men away

she said her vagina looks different, I told her that I've seen such before, we laughed over it, she visited me today, as things were going on via pre-intimacy, I undressed her and saw a penis kinda thing below, the clitoris is longer than a normal clit I've been seeing, out of fear my erection was lost, she felt bad but I cant help it

I've not seen such thing before, anyone with such experience?

For making her come you should have bleeped her
You promised her, didn't you?

She told you first before coming

Now she will go home depressed abi

Over here in Benin dey reconstructed a lifeless stadium already shooked up inside the street with no spacing around it,

After the reconstructing the nonsense in a bid for the national sport festival corona virus spoil everything na d building don worst pass as e first b

2 billion for stadium, American get money sha, we yahoo boys must continue to dey bomb dat country

Make una imagine say na me pick dat kind money chaiii
I for throw party for nairaland free give away

AlmonDeLemon:
What's Spanish fly, how does it work and where can I get it?

...lol

Nor b me go spoil you, use goggle

Sixsigmahub:
Hmmmmm.
Everyone with their thoughts

You should know the vidoe is fake already bro, student should have identified the lecturer and drag him out, that video probably never even happened in nigeria

Sixsigmahub:
So you are saying the man is not even a lecturer too?

Maybe the lady not a student

unamamatoto:
It is becoming increasingly complex... I registered with nollywood and I was called on and was handed my first script to feature, only for the fool to tell me his useless conditions... Infact, men are scum... They are useless...All of them...

When d Dick finally enter na una go moan pass oo,

So much from a lady her profile pics na doggy style

Sixsigmahub:
The video doesn't look like a script to me though...

It doesn't no lady would wait untill the action begins before her filming crew arrives


The lady probably not even a student,

Treat her nicer, take her out, buy her something she like by bribing her conscience, then that very day ask her for it, she go open am for u, make u self swim

If that doesn't work which I doubt then go biological, go buy Spanish fly put for her drink, finito,


You b Bleep up guy self babe don't cum your house severely you never fit knack am,


You're just SIMple man

I wanna give a shout-out to the imcomptent nigeria government, and a big shoutout to the people who wants Nigeria to divide..

D north arr trying keep it up, we must divide the country by force


Oya southern Nigeria oya make una release statements to boycott northern foodstuff and cut the supply of oil


Is your turn southerners make una nor Bleep up ooh

The agenda is to break up the north are already doing it, make we help them

kunkelhanspeter:
The slavery is for life any black who tried to speak they will kill him the worst part they will send your own brother or country man to do the job. Any black man dey promise free visa to continue the slavery abroad will do anything you want him to do without asking why as long visa is involved too bad .

This one just dey beef white people while them dey progress dey go,...lol heavily misplaced priority na dey worry u,



Two of una get problem walahi, una Dey console each other ignorance

If you like sit-down they blame white people for Blackman failure, when you tire the whitemen go, still dey progress Dey go, Dem nor go even know,say one shithole man like you Dey blame dem as dem b God wen tire Blackman down, from progressing sit-down make u Dey blame dem well well

Japan, suppose still suppose sit-down Dey blame America after Hiroshima atomic bomb


Stupid people, stupid government

Edobabe20:
I couldn't even get what she said, if not that the op broke it down
Simi just want to be sounding like an american agbero but she no just wan reason am say e no fit her

I agree

ariesbull:
Go to Siluko Road, there is a woman after Oliha, her beer is vols, Iyie Ivie , tell her to give you bug stouts and goat head pepper soup

The bill is on me

Uwese otemwen....