₦airaland Forum

doopsy: .
what you don't know is that a percentage goes to interswitch,the issuer's bank and the servicing bank.

lol. so all of them go share the money and dem go still collect maintenance charges? they are not doin any favour by not charging N100 again na

that 100 naira isnt for atm maintenance, rather it goes to interswitch (i dont know what they use it for) so the banks dont really lose anything. and its no excuse for poor atm service abeg

Phew!!! what a thread. i had a good laff 2day. NAIRALAND!!!

i have seen dis a number of times. even when i was serving @ frsc there was dis guy whose okada had been seized, the guy stripped o, he claimed dat he just bailed the bike from lastma that morning then frsc come catch am again? the man threaten to dey waka like that for the whole day in that premises. it took the intervention of senior officers that day. i believe thats the case here too.

Kslib: When she also read dis joke,she go mistakenly tell her husband,and when her husband read dis joke,he go mistakenly omit you result from list..

hahahahaha, man u dey make issues funnier. lol na dis wan make me laff pass

i dont think its a bad idea cos i have been able to recconnect with important people i didnt even bother to store their number, besides if u didnt drop ur correct details u will put ur self at risk of losing important info, and that is not the only place u drop ur number for public view na, scams can come from any angle so keep ya eyes open.

Etcetera-hello, coldplay-message, djinee- i no dey shame, vertical horizon-best i ever had. These songs rock, everytime, everyminute, everywhere

mamaafrik: Na so i c 1 also today 4 Funaab(alabata premise) dat wil house students,dey used 6"block 4rm foundation to lintel & i'm v.sure its going a storey or 2,dose quack town plannin ọfisas no dey c dose take red crayon paintooo.

where u dey stay 4 funaab?

Mehn FRSC just paid own allowee and there is a rumor goin on that the banks borrowed d govt dat moni. A form came in around early match dat will enable d F.G. pay civil servant salaries directly into their accts. I think they want to try and curb paying ghost workers. I think its the logistics that is delaying the salaries. But mehn am damn broke. Make dem arrange am fast fast sha

feelamong my guy, abeg ehn my email address is ottiandrew@hotmail.com. Am realy interested in where to buy and how interest will be paid. E.g. Dat 88k u talked about is it at d end of the year o monthly? Wil they pay it into my account? Thanks 4 ur help.

ZUBY77: How does a bridge yet to be constructed become the longest?

Infact the longest is the bridge i am planning to build when i become my state governor. It will span from MY town in Enugu state to New York City. Across the atlantic with two heavy pillars inside the bermuda triangle.

. Buhahahahaha!!! Mad man. Lol o!

Ah! Op. Stop dat fear na. Really u might just be asymptomatic na y wen u luk mirror u stil luk ok. Besides there are drugs dat crush instead of expel so u dont need to see d worms sef. U really nid the check up ehn.

na geophagy b dat na. Maybe hook worm don cause iron deficiency. Go for check up and no talk am outside again. Wetin u want make ur pikin dey chop if u dey chop sand?

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ABEG CHECK THE PERSON BESIDE YOU. SHINE YA EYE

Thespecialone:
Call her to a quiet serene environment and tell her you are hiv positive. Show her a fake test result for emphasis. All other things will fall into place.

. Lol. OP. abeg rememba to date d HIV report after u cane am last, becos if she go think say u give am HIV, my guy she go die with u o!

Hi u could easily use corel draw. If u could also post ur email address i can inbox u a least of other softwares dat are also quite easy 2 use

abegi. Dis ppl think say we be fools? Dis is simple, u go to d airport with drugs in ur stomach gambling with d fact dat u re a popular figure and wont be checked, some official who is interested in his job checks alrite and find drugs. U are detained but u switch to plan b. U cal a very powerful person most likely a top govt official and he directs them to free u (with either threats or compensation) then the agency starts actin all this drama. In the end the guy has to sue dem for all dis drama 2 make sense. For God sakes where drug go stay inside in tomy pass 24hrs, wetin do laxatives wey dem dey use flush d bowels? May God help Nigeria.

mhen our dear nigerian govt especially d security agency have 2 widen their scope of thinkin. Ppl who can afford 10mil for a suicide bomba can also afford rockets. Wat if dey decide 2 use even ordinary RPG nko. And the soldiers are blokin d gate waiting for one mad man who would drive through d gates. Dey have 2 take d war 2 dem and nt cower in d name of defence if eva we are goin 2 be free frm dis menace. In d nearest future dis guys will form a stronghold in d north dat will almost be impossible 2 infiltrate. OUR GENERALS ARE BUSY GROWIN POTBELLIES WEN DEY SHLD BE THINKIN.infiltrate. OUR GENERALS ARE BUSY GROWIN POTBELLIES WEN DEY SHLD BE THINKIN.

ok. Dis is comin a little late though, ottiandrew@yahoo.com

Tribalistic bitches!!! Y'all left d topic/possible solutions 2 start ur mumu talk again. Wetin dis forum dey 4 sef? Anoda one go happen anoda time and e fit be ya sistas. Abi na today dey don dey do such videos? mschew!
Me feel dat d skul authorities shld wade into d mata and use d NPF to fish out such brutes and deal with dem brutally.

CyberG:
I do not imagine that the dumbest president Jonathan can succeed with power as he has no record of succeeding at anything. However, let me see if he can actually surprise Nigeria with actually doing something like Obasanjo. One thing though is I hope Nnaji and Jonathan have enough sense not to hand over this sector to Non-Nigerians, it should be Nigerians first. Next, it would be better to let the US actualize their interest rather than China. China would do anything to sustain a corrupt system that benefits them more than Nigerians.

[/b][b][color=#006600][/color] omo u harsh o!! Well i agree with u on those steps and d chinese thing but CORRUPTION has to be clamped down on.

Water guns abi? He he he!

@ people who do not believe IGNORANCE IS NOT GOIN TO BE AN EXCUSE.

Heavy armoury most of which would have been gotten from d military. F***k dis country.

So why re there security agencies in dis country. Dey shld all be scraped & let all man fend for himself.

i do not really have an idea of were to get the form can any one help me