₦airaland Forum

lepasharon:
Why you no tag spectacular?

The thread is for real doctors

Might as well tag Dr Felix with the sleeping brain

chiefbuchiV12:
Op no pinshures

How you take read me my mind?

The man doesn't look happy

frank317:
He is obviously a drowning man looking for who to cling unto.
He has been recognised as the official slowpoke of Nairaland. I have learnt not to take him serious.
Watch as he is following the lady like a confused chick, she does not even recognize him. How many times has she shown support for his idiotic comments, but he is all over the place for her sake.
I know sometimes she wishes he was an atheist... But sadly she is on his side, so she just manages to deal with it.

Who stole your chill?

Another thread by the author of the dumbest threads in the religion section

kevoh:
I already know you will like that number one...

Before nko. At least they have the decency to admit they are high

kevoh:
I've seen that Baha'i building here in Abuja, not even far from my estate. As for the number one, yimu

No 1 is the best religion so far

JohnnyNY:
The prominent religion of this age is money while it's scripture is cash

Book of Cash verse Atm, online, mobile transfer

This is actually no different from what Christians and Muslims do when they pray before a meeting, interview, outing etc

It is all in the same bullshit realm occupied by idiots

PaperLace:
I smile a lot. It works wonders on friends, family, customers, traders _even police. It makes you look younger,it's courteous_people would be inclined to help or listen, when you ask with a smile.




Where? Such a place must be devoid of any form of happiness.

Lol

Smiling can get you killed in some places

4everGod:
I love this thread

International scammer spotted!

Otematum come and see your guys Hahahahaha

Do not bother reading

Summary of op

Rikidony:
sharp guy investing for the future. in case he goes broke, his cars are his backup. smart n.igga

Your level of financial intelligence is very poor

wiegraf:
The poem should have jazzed him, no?

Who writes incantations on a piece of paper?

listenersky:
Wedding preparations already done. Hall booked, cloths bought, both families already preparing, what will people say? How will she move ahead if I leave her?

Who cares?

Let her move into the house of the person she is cheating with or hug a tranformer or join baddo gang. Who cares?

Marriage is not beans o

Why didn't what work?

jagugu88li:
Even evil presents itself as good .

Good day

It is all about consistency. Continue daily for 30 days and you will not be able to stop. In fact you will not feel ok when you do not workout for one day

jagugu88li:
When do I do this, before or after I am dead?

Collapsed after 5 minutes and that 5 munites the skips where done in many intervals, mind you. My quadriceps and calf are burning, my arms are loose, like they're about to disconnect. The toes are not bad (I wasn't placing the foot but the toes), I guess they were born for this.

Can I die now?

Good, repeat every day. Eventually you will get used to it and be able to skip for a longer time period

kekakuz:
Have you noticed how dirty nigerian water body seems to be.
The water is so pure but immediately it gets to the ground, it turns to an eyesore

I just tire

SaviTar:
average Nigerians and their hatred for the rich is something strange

Poor people always hate the rich because the rich live the dreams of the poor while the poor sleep

jonbellion:
are you in a Nigeria from an alternate universe?

Sarcasm bro

leksmedia:
Yes I do , strictly white hat, organic growth

Can we talk on whatsapp or something? I need professional work done on my website

+234-8092960741 is my whatsapp number

leksmedia:
Any smart person would take her serious. This was how Trump started. And people will calling him joker , giving him free publicity until he became the president of US.

Imagine the number of times this lady has been getting free publicity , remember media rules the world . Before she was jailed , remember nobody loved her all of a sudden people started having pity on her and she is gradually winning people's hearts.

I'm an internet marketing manager and I know when a brand is thriving and gaining popularity. If you want to know check out abuses on her Instagram page before and after she was released from prison and see the difference.
Well what do I know ? I'm just a website designer and online brand manager .

Do you do seo?

carpenter4lyf:
CatfishBilly, I have been thinking of something o-o.

Let's open our own church.

Like seriously, within a year, we gonna surpass every other churches in Nigeria.

HardMirror, Akintom will be senior pastors.
Otematum will be the futureTeller (prophet)
Hahn will be predicting
Lepasharon choir mistress
Hopellandlord lay reader
Billy will be doctor confirming diagnosis.

The Christianity niche is a very broad one and there are lots of other ways to make money from gullible folks without having to create a church from the comfort of your laptop

Just think outside the box

jagugu88li:
I have managed to buy the rope and a 4th hand treadmill. I dont know if I will be using the wheel but here it is.

They've been resting here a week now, simply because I am busy gathering energy and courage to start the journey. Let me go and pray

As you are reading this, change into workout clothes and skip for 20 minutes. Legs straight. Jump with both legs at a time

Let me know when you are done

Ishilove:
Hahn agbaya, maybe we can rest now

Spectacular can share pictures from the event na. Is that too difficult?

CoolUsername:
When did the deists, agnostics, pantheists, and New-Age spiritualists start hating on atheists too?

We just can't catch a break these days.

I tire o

You no see as that junkie dey rant for up?

hopefulLandlord:
this is false equivalence

there's a massive difference between knowing my MB would someday get exhausted and knowing every step to its exhaustion from the day I bought it, the sites I'll browse with the MB, the downloads I'll make with it, the hotspots I'll allow my visitors to use, what I'll do with each kilobyte of data etc

Jehovah brain no fit carry am. It is too dull

ifenes:
I AM THAT I AM, yes. Who are you? A yes- man to Hahn? You seem to simply say yes to all the stuff he says on here, be it out of ignorance or not. Let me talk to your boss, not you.

Ife leave me alone ooo

ifenes:
You can live without saying the word " God" right? Unless you think you can't.

You got jokes