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This is actually no different from what Christians and Muslims do when they pray before a meeting, interview, outing etc

It is all in the same bullshit realm occupied by idiots

PaperLace:
I smile a lot. It works wonders on friends, family, customers, traders _even police. It makes you look younger,it's courteous_people would be inclined to help or listen, when you ask with a smile.




Where? Such a place must be devoid of any form of happiness.

Lol

Smiling can get you killed in some places

4everGod:
I love this thread

International scammer spotted!

Otematum come and see your guys Hahahahaha

Do not bother reading

Summary of op

Rikidony:
sharp guy investing for the future. in case he goes broke, his cars are his backup. smart n.igga

Your level of financial intelligence is very poor

wiegraf:
The poem should have jazzed him, no?

Who writes incantations on a piece of paper?

listenersky:
Wedding preparations already done. Hall booked, cloths bought, both families already preparing, what will people say? How will she move ahead if I leave her?

Who cares?

Let her move into the house of the person she is cheating with or hug a tranformer or join baddo gang. Who cares?

Marriage is not beans o

Why didn't what work?

jagugu88li:
Even evil presents itself as good .

Good day

It is all about consistency. Continue daily for 30 days and you will not be able to stop. In fact you will not feel ok when you do not workout for one day

jagugu88li:
When do I do this, before or after I am dead?

Collapsed after 5 minutes and that 5 munites the skips where done in many intervals, mind you. My quadriceps and calf are burning, my arms are loose, like they're about to disconnect. The toes are not bad (I wasn't placing the foot but the toes), I guess they were born for this.

Can I die now?

Good, repeat every day. Eventually you will get used to it and be able to skip for a longer time period

kekakuz:
Have you noticed how dirty nigerian water body seems to be.
The water is so pure but immediately it gets to the ground, it turns to an eyesore

I just tire

SaviTar:
average Nigerians and their hatred for the rich is something strange

Poor people always hate the rich because the rich live the dreams of the poor while the poor sleep

jonbellion:
are you in a Nigeria from an alternate universe?

Sarcasm bro

leksmedia:
Yes I do , strictly white hat, organic growth

Can we talk on whatsapp or something? I need professional work done on my website

+234-8092960741 is my whatsapp number

leksmedia:
Any smart person would take her serious. This was how Trump started. And people will calling him joker , giving him free publicity until he became the president of US.

Imagine the number of times this lady has been getting free publicity , remember media rules the world . Before she was jailed , remember nobody loved her all of a sudden people started having pity on her and she is gradually winning people's hearts.

I'm an internet marketing manager and I know when a brand is thriving and gaining popularity. If you want to know check out abuses on her Instagram page before and after she was released from prison and see the difference.
Well what do I know ? I'm just a website designer and online brand manager .

Do you do seo?

carpenter4lyf:
CatfishBilly, I have been thinking of something o-o.

Let's open our own church.

Like seriously, within a year, we gonna surpass every other churches in Nigeria.

HardMirror, Akintom will be senior pastors.
Otematum will be the futureTeller (prophet)
Hahn will be predicting
Lepasharon choir mistress
Hopellandlord lay reader
Billy will be doctor confirming diagnosis.

The Christianity niche is a very broad one and there are lots of other ways to make money from gullible folks without having to create a church from the comfort of your laptop

Just think outside the box

jagugu88li:
I have managed to buy the rope and a 4th hand treadmill. I dont know if I will be using the wheel but here it is.

They've been resting here a week now, simply because I am busy gathering energy and courage to start the journey. Let me go and pray

As you are reading this, change into workout clothes and skip for 20 minutes. Legs straight. Jump with both legs at a time

Let me know when you are done

Ishilove:
Hahn agbaya, maybe we can rest now

Spectacular can share pictures from the event na. Is that too difficult?

CoolUsername:
When did the deists, agnostics, pantheists, and New-Age spiritualists start hating on atheists too?

We just can't catch a break these days.

I tire o

You no see as that junkie dey rant for up?

hopefulLandlord:
this is false equivalence

there's a massive difference between knowing my MB would someday get exhausted and knowing every step to its exhaustion from the day I bought it, the sites I'll browse with the MB, the downloads I'll make with it, the hotspots I'll allow my visitors to use, what I'll do with each kilobyte of data etc

Jehovah brain no fit carry am. It is too dull

ifenes:
I AM THAT I AM, yes. Who are you? A yes- man to Hahn? You seem to simply say yes to all the stuff he says on here, be it out of ignorance or not. Let me talk to your boss, not you.

Ife leave me alone ooo

ifenes:
You can live without saying the word " God" right? Unless you think you can't.

You got jokes

kevoh:
I would say hell fire was created before Adam when the Angels rebelled. Lucifer (Sorry sonofLuc1fer ) and his rebellious angels where sacked from heaven. Then hell fire was created to punish Lucifer and his rebellious angels. Now the problem, as usual with stories like this is it begs more questions that need to be answered not pushed away:

1. Why should heaven, a place created by this god as holy (Revealation 21:27), now have creatures that later turned sinful/evil. The bible says in 1 Thessalonians 4:3 , God can will sanctification a.k.a turn things holy. Armed with these knowledge, we can deduce that this god
a) Was powerless to keep Lucifer and his angels in a holy state in heaven so that they will not sin and rebel against or
b) The Bible was just telling us lies and contradicting itself as usual in those verses.

2. So armed with Omniscience, Omnipotence and being merciful, after discovering that Satan/Lucifer, his own creature, was up to no good, this god decides instead of forgiving Lucifer and instilling in him a total state of holiness, decides to create a burning hell fire where even his later creatures(humans) will join in burning to eternity

This Jehovah dude is indeed incompetent and petty

bennyann:
My testimony will go to God, by fire by force, whether you like it or not



I refuse to fall for you due to the above
bad belle

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Come and drag me, Oya come now


Thank you for the thread though. That was where I saw hahn can be human for once even though I knew he always had it with him. that was a very rare opportunity

Nice thread ftechclass. Imagine posters saying the thread is beautiful when it's a mixed up of theists and atheists

If I no catch you now, i go catch you later.

Lol

ifenes:
Your opinion is your opinion. Try not saying the word "God" for a month.

Or what?

ifenes:
This is why you shouldn't be taken serious. Spend your time to lose some weight Mr, you need it more.

Oh thanks. I am definitely working on it

By the way, sorry for saying your rants are a product of weed. It was obviously an insult to weed

You are obviously on that white girl. Your yenking is out of my league

Do have a nice day

The other pikin nko?

ifenes:
Empty drums makes the loudest noise. You can see why you shouldn't be taken serious. You seem childish with your convos, step up your knowledge bro.

Mr Emotional

ifenes:
Empty drum makes the loudest noise. You can see why you shouldn't be taken serious.

Haha

Bro fvck off my mentions abeg

ifenes:
I am not even aware there are 4200 gods, you must have spent lots of time counting them. Imagine making use of those precious time for your own personal development. It wouldn't be too much, would it?

Lol. What an ignorant comment. Guaranteed bro I spend more time on my business than anything else

Atheists have come to the understanding that God is man-made, but yet you spend everything time talking about this man-made God?. Tom and Jerry ain't real and no one talks about or try to debunk the idea of Tome and Jerry being real all the time.

Lol. Chai. Absolute rubbish

It is either you are confused about the idea called God or you are simply obsessed with it. Perhaps you feel there is a deeper meaning to it and you are searching. Perhaps you need to read the bible more to find the true meaning of God as it seem you cannot do without talking about it.

Oboy