₦airaland Forum

GardenOfGod:
He is a Father of discipline and love. He disciplines whom He loves.

He is the god of suya.

He loves the smell of burnt meat

GardenOfGod:
What about the law that will nail you?

What about the god that will roast you and your loved ones for eternity?

GardenOfGod:
Will the law that will be used to punish you also come to their aid?

Will Jehovah use vaseline or soap while wanking and watching the rape?

Mynd44:
People think the Nigerian government is mad. But then again, twitter has showed that it does not intend to change. Tweets like this is why twitter was banned not because they deleted a tweet.

I dare anyone of you to say this about the US government and see what will happen

Shey na that guy wey him head be like groundnut wan dey brutal?

GardenOfGod:
When you rape your mother or your 3 year old daughter and you are caught, taken to court, the judge won't sentence you to prison because you are a bona-fide citizen of Nigeria. Is that correct?

And while I am raping my mother or three year old daughter Jehovah will be there wanking instead of doing something to save them.

And if I kill them after raping them Jehovah will still burn them in hell for not believing in Jesus and send me to heaven because I accepted Jesus as my lord and personal saviour before dying.

Is that correct?

Jehovah, the Christian god, is a raging lunatic.

What else will create a place to burn humans being for ETERNITY.

Such a god belongs in yaba left

hopefulLandlord:
under what influence is a pastor who sells several faith healing books and memorabilia to his/her members but quickly travelled abroad for world class medical treatment when he/she was sick?

Buhari. Ajala reincarnated

nightrider:
I think lionel messi is over rated. i'm a barca fan but i've seen things like this before.
he reminds me of saviola. Saviola scored 11 goals in fifa under 21 world cup and was the toast of barca.
when he was at barca , the press said he was the new maradona.

also ariel ortega to had the same impact.

i think messi is a fantastic player but not the world great every one makes him out to be.

What do you have to say now?

Lucky guy. She doesn't have to kneel

EKONGKING:
Instead of dismissing the case as food poisoning ,police should interrogate the 2 females.
Who on earth use fertilizer as seasonings in food. r people that DUMB ?

Yes. People are that dumb

I remember when Sound Sultan did the same thing.

It's all good sha. We go all make this money

hopefulLandlord:
Atheists ruined his career. He'd been posting lots of his fetish nonsense and we didn't care enough about his rubbish to challenge him. that was until he made a mistake. he posted "proof" of his spiritual powers working by making a video of him driving a car while invisible here https://www.nairaland.com/3873563/invisibility-spell-charm-live-demonstration
That was when he got challenged and he never recovered from it.

he tried salvaging his dwindling career by uploading another video months later. this time it was him levitating a red carton or something here https://www.nairaland.com/4128875/levitation-float-mid-air-live

Atheists once again got on his neck and called him a fraud and a trickster.


Now if you go to his profile and check out his posts you'd notice some hidden posts. that was when his career was finally killed and buried by an atheist called Hahn. I can't remember the topic now but there was an argument between him and some atheists then he tried silencing them by threatening to make some evil befall them. he challenged me to drop my full name, picture too and see what would happen to me. I refused to drop my name, not out of fear rather I felt if he claims to have "third eye" like he did here https://www.nairaland.com/4133134/third-eye-how-activate-third#61687089 then he shouldn't be asking for my name. he would know it regardless. we had a little back and forth until Hahn came in and posted his full name, his Facebook account and some other details then told him to make evil befall him. Good things started happening to Hahn instead.

My recollection might be a bit off but that's generally what happened give or take

I no bury anybody o

Goldbw122:
1million to 3 million, price raise and fall of the equipment that you will be using.. contact people that will be a me to get cheap system for you..

Na true you talk

For free actually means "you won't pay one naira"

kalu61:
Oh, you think the gala is still the same quality and quantity.



Forget the price, as hungry de hammer everybody, naso gala take slim down.

Gala lose weight

iamoyindamola:
Please give me a keyword to use in searching we need to spread the word to funny old believers
We are in 2021 ffs

Keyword: babalawos

iamoyindamola:
I remember you can you direct me to that babalawo thread please

That thread is sooo old and the babalawos himself retired back to the spiritual world after enough gbas gbos

hopefulLandlord:
Another rubbish. I don't steal but maybe we can arrange something so you can do your incantations then see if it'd work

BTW, why are you begging me not to quote you again? don't you have the jazz that can make me stop quoting you?
see this novice o! Why not search for the monicker "Babalawos" and see how we ended his career? you think say people like me fit dey intimidated by archaic belief People like you?

You guys should pick one name of the list of political thieves god has blessed up with and let's see what happens

Do what god did. Satan never apologised to god so god never forgave him.

Dtruthspeaker:
Then you agree with me and it is settled that it is only stupid posts which attract valid condemnations and not valid posts with invalid condemnations condemnations arising out of pain and loss!

I am sure you are going to do last card and check up post.

Yes, we both agree your posts are stupid

Dtruthspeaker:
Stupid posts always bring about valid condemnations but condemnations which only arise out of displeasure by reason of bias are never ever valid nor reasonable.

The valid condemnations are simply as a result of the posts being stupid.

All that long talk is just jara

moscobabs:
I will take Okotie serious when he becomes Nigeria President

You also remember that year?

After god revealed to him that he would win, TWICE, and he still lost he now has the balls to call someone else a false prophet.

All these Christians sha

Dtruthspeaker:
"The Truth which makes men free is most often The Truth they do not wish to hear"!

And when they are never able to supply a reasonable and valid counter in opposition, they start crying "stupid posts"!

Or maybe we are just good at identifying stupid posts

MSRA:
Peace is beautiful though. One love bro.

I just tire for myself

TheUndercover:
Avoid the unhappy and unlucky. You can die from someone else’s misery — emotional states are as infectious as diseases. You may feel you are helping the drowning man but you are only precipitating your own disaster. The unfortunate sometimes draw misfortune on themselves; they will also draw it on you. Associate with the happy and fortunate instead.

48 laws of power

Righteousness2:
Mercy Lord JESUS.
Apocalyptic Floods and Fires Conciously moving from Nation to Nation.

It is Evidently clear that these are the days of Noah and Lot. The days of Flood and Fire.
JESUS said that when we see these things, we should keep our eyes up, because our redemption draws close.

We are Getting so close to the Day of Sudden Vanishing Worldwide.
I tell you For Free! This World will go insane after the RAPTURE. Be Ready Folks! I tell u, be ready.

The way you keep hyping this your incompetent god sha

HardMirror:
ok sir. i will agree with you. so what are these things you have created. lets learn.

So you've not been noticing all the stupid posts he has been creating?

Beautiful piece!

I slept off reading halfway and woke up this morning to continue.

Moral of the story: Get the fvck out of Nigeria

This country is heading nowhere

They should just cook them and share the meat among IDPs

The last ex that I had we didn't split amicably but I was lucky to hit that one last time several years later. I came and she didn't

And I never picked her calls ever again

There should be stiffer punishment for false rape and pregnancy claims.

Like cut off the clitoris, if it is still there, and one boob