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MrColdsweat:
This does not falsify my claim.

So who is the alchemist that discovered alcohol?

Your claim, your responsibility to prove

MrColdsweat:
Witch doctors have been practicing necromancy, chemistry, medicine, pharmacy before the birth of organized science. Witch doctors knew which herbs cured diseases, they knew alcohol, laughing gas, they purified gold themselves.

How did they do that centuries before the birth of chemistry?

How did uneducated witchdoctors experiment and discover, alcohol, gunpowder before the birth of chemistry?


Alchemy is the father of chemistry. Who were the people practicing alchemy then, if not witch doctors?


Juju gave birth to birth.

Science na part of juju wey them don study, organize, come put for book make una read

What is the name of the witch doctor that discovered alcohol and gunpowder?

MrColdsweat:
Alchemy is a spiritual practice that uses science as a tool.

Obviously you don't even know what alchemy is

urbobo20:
Why can't they brocast it live

In which country?

ubunja:
Brace yourselves. A storm is coming.

Seems like the US is about to get its first ever female president courtesy of the current Vice president who'll step in as per the US constitution. And we know what that means for all pro-women movements across the world...

Anyone in political discussion groups knew from Day 1 that this day was coming.

This was obviously their plan from the onset.

Interesting times in the states

Newsmic:
More

Out of everyone that competed it's this orobo that won?

Only the president cannot effect necessary change.

Everyone has a role to play.

But that guy there now is a big mistake

A new wave of offering

Getdabag:
O nwannem send your houseaddress lemme giveaway my old shirts and trousers,boxers inclusive if U are wear size8

You get laptop wey you no dey use again?

Albertone:
Are you commanding him?

Even his moniker says Plead






I love the seas

Hahaha

Nigerian serial killer

Just see the face of the guy wey dey talk

Plead:
Resend that same receipt you sent earlier but this time write your Moniker in a paper and place it around the receipt before snapping

OR

Snap any original designer bags and slides you've gotten alongside your Moniker.

If you can do this I'll send 50k to you or anybody of your choice on nairaland.

Leave that guy.

Send that 50k to me. I need a new laptop

Image123:
Going stronger and stronger in the Lord, thanks for checking up.

Still on that kolos I see

Martinez39s:
Hmmm, come to think of it, you never gave any simpish vibes back in the days. You were always rugged and no-nonsense. Anyway, happy weekend.

Same to you bro.

How your side?

Martinez39s:
Hahn my friend. It's been a long time. Have you swallowed the red pill too?

I be simp before?

Image123:
You left your first love na. You initially think you got it all figured out and the world will be "free" from God within the next few months of your rants. Until you discover you are wrong and deluded yet again. Then you retire to apatheism to keep what is left of your sanity and reduce the amplification of foolery. Congrats brother, it's a wiser decision i think.

And you still can't compose a simple sentence

How have you been?

Kevincal144444:
I don't do married women. I haven't talked to her since 2017. When she got married. She doesn't even have my phone numbers. This girl left when I was still struggling to make ends meet. She was getting married because the man was rich.

I dropped this message here to teach some people that even though she's married to a rich man, she's still missing my di*k. I can easily fu*k her again whenever I enter Nigeria, if I want. She will gladly accept to get pregnant for me, and her rich husband won't know he's training another man's kids.

Moral: LEARN GAME GUYS, but still make sure you're not poor.

I have a friend taking care of two men's children but the guy was born to not have sense when it comes to women matter.

I don talk tire

NewSoul:
I actually stumbled on the popular post of that guy from 2016. "From pastor to atheist". It shook me. But I noticed he has been off for more than a year. Is he alive? Hope he's not dead and in hell.

I want to tell you something I noticed. You see those old thread that talks about atheism. I found out those people supporting the motion, their "last seen" is always like 3 years + and the ones trying to convert them are still active or is it me just imagining things?

I like the concept of atheism but I'm still afraid of hell because all my life I have heard things like "heaven and hell is real" "sinners shall burn in hell forever and ever"

Why did those atheist suddenly disappear? Did they die because God got angry with them?
Though I still see some from years back still active like HopefulLandlord (maybe God likes him and wants him to change)

and is it true the CEO of Nairaland is an atheist too. Because I'm sick and tired of religion, prayers, Bible reading and fasting and my life hasn't moved forward. I like the Idea of being responsible for yourself and getting things done without praying and fasting to an invisible being. I don't just want to die and wake up in hell and please I'm not looking for a way to sin. Morally without pride I'm much better than some pastors... I just don't want to die like a chicken and wake up as a roasting barbecue in hell. Help me get rid of this fear o have been brainwashed with right from birth...

Hardmirror wey dey find money.

At a certain point after endless arguments you tend to decide to leave theists to their delusion.

HappyPagan:
Where dem resurrect these old time niggas from? Remain for hahn and logicboy to comment. And wiegraf weigraf. Hope y'all doing well and fine.

Lol.

I am now apatheist. No comment

Preciousgirl:
After he uploads this Ghana fufu into his stomach, case is closed

No need for apologies again

Luv you husby

All that is left is for one girl to cook better eguisi soup for him and your marriage is over

You even get mind add boiled egg

At a certain point Nigerians need to learn to take revenge when they are offended.

This "I have handed the matter to god" nonsense is part of why we are where we are today

Don't pee on the side of the road.

Don't eat gala and throw the wrapper on the ground.

Stop blaming Buhari for your wahala.

Keep your religion to yourself. If prayers cannot save your country it definitely didn't help develop theirs

Don't forget to send your family money

Igbojihadist:
Good morning Nairalanders.

Please I need advice on this. I was given fasting and praying which is supposed to end today but yesterday night i was not feeling alright then I visited a doctor who gave me some medications and placed me on drug, I'm suppose to use some this morning but I'm afraid I might spoil my fasting.

PLS I NEED ADVICE

Una happy sunday

Please don't take any drugs and continue fasting.

Help the world by getting rid of an idiot

DavidAO:
This question has been on my mind lately, I watch how things happen so fast and wonder if these things are actually in accordance with the person of Christ and what the Bible says.

It’s mind bugging that Nigeria is a very religious society but our practices outside these religious temples are quite the opposite what the books say. I can understand if a Muslims does certain things as they are not aware of the truth but it’s very baffling when those who claim to be follow Christ act certain ways.

Our mission as believers is to live out the person of Christ, take action as he would. We have to Bible for us to learn about his person, and the Holy Spirit to teach us his character so we do not deviate. Sadly enough, the person of Jesus is absent in our society. Our society realistically reflects the person of Satan.

This question should never even come to life but it has to because people are more easily influenced by others than focus on biblical information.

Jesus shows us an exceptional character we must put up in the face of oppression. In fact, the apostles being led by the Holy Spirit continued this character by being obedient till death. The Bible has many apostles telling us that we must obey the government and explained that we must do so in reverence to God so that we might silent noise makers.

Sadly people do not care about Jesus whenever it’s time to lash out at the president or anyone in office, or engage in protest against lawful authority as contrary to biblical instructions. In fact, many religious leaders are in the habit of inciting the people against the government as a show of their spiritual identity. These things are all works of flesh according to Galatians 5:20.

Protest whether lawful or unlawful are a demonstration against lawful authority and it doesn’t in anyway represent Christ in us. While we may not endorse the behavior of people in office, it’s important that we see them as playing their part to help us actualize our destiny in Christ. Protest is a satanic nature and it should not be a part of a person who claims to follow Christ.

Written by: David A.O., author of the science of God and Life
www.davidaobooks.com

You and Jesus no get sense

Cutezt:
So I have this 9 weeks old eskimo dog, she is lovely and a beauty to behold. I love her so much and play a lot with her, but my only problem is that she doesn't know where to urinate. She urinates on my tiles which gets me annoyed a lot of times, I have watched dog potty training videos and tried all the tips but with very little success. I have a potty for her kept in the toilet but she prefers to urinate on my room tiles.

I have tried to keep the potty where she loves to go urinate but everytime, she shuns it and still urinate on the tiles, and at one point, I beat her and put her in the bathroom so she can see that when she urinated there, I won't beat her and will reward her, but this dog held the urine for over 10 hours and immediately I opened the bathroom door, she rushed out to the room and urinated on the tiles.

I don't know what to do again, please house, help me, she seems to be confusing the room for the rest room and the rest room for the room.

That dog go still reach one plate of pepper soup.

Chop am make you lock up

SARSCoV2:
God has exempted Nigeria from His affairs. He has ceded to the devil

Why you see everything on reverse.

All those religious houses you see in Nigeria are shrines/business centers

Antoeni:
What is the protest in Lagos going to do for us ? Only to increase suffering of the common man , Buhari will remain Buhari until God takes control

So god is not in control

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Perused through the article while blazing my weed
I see no sense in the whole write up

I think say na only me

Ugandatales:
Gbam! I'm sure before the end of one week, they would have reached a resolution.

They better o

Did she eat it?

Just curious