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Which cult/confra do they belong to so their members can know and go and bail them out

NwaAmaikpe:





I don't care if they are CEOs of eBay.

With those dreadlocks, if I was a SARS officer, I'd still shoot at them.

Ode

maximunimpact:
Studying computer science in Nigerian universities is the biggest waste of time.

Courses are being handled by lecturers who have no clue about computers, they only teach theory without practical application.

If you are considering acquiring computer skills you better register in an online program like linda.com or teamtreehouse.com, even udemy is a good choice. In less than a year you become a pro and start earning good money and building your career.

YouTube is better than all Nigerian universities put together

post=104128579:
Prefer Female Nurse Than Male Nurse, I don't want story that touches the heart.

I'm sure you prefer a nurse who has just been involved in a ghastly accident with the head cut off so you can post the picture on your blog.

Herrick:
Nawa oo..hunger na true bastard

You didn't even bother to search how such huge snake landed on your roof in case of reoccurrence?You don chop am.

And how do you guys eat this, its really gross.

You no sabi better thing

obyrich:
I have already gotten him a job. Coincidentally it was that his laptop that helped him.

The first job was during the pandemic, an opportunity came out and needed someone who could work from home. The person who was supposed to handle the task didn't have a laptop and felt too big to take up the role. I just called him to take up the task. 100k per month. While at it, another opportunity came up with a better pay, I pushed him again. He is too busy now to be thinking of stealing peoples money in the name of yahoo yahoo or any nonsense undignifying job.

So how come he cannot come back to Nigeria on his 100k per month salary?

Edit: my bad. I think say you be op

HardMirror:
Please note this thread is not for everyone and you are not obligated to comment if you are not going to stay on topic.


I have thought about this several times and wondered why as supposedly intelligent animals, we are unable to get our act together and eradicate issues such as poverty.

so i came up with several factors i think are the problem.

so let us imagine we can all start afresh and give everyone the same amount of money around the world, would this solve the problem?
for one, money aint a real thing, money is just like a contract or should i say a receipt that is guaranteeing that product and services can be provided at the issuance of the receipt and that that receipt was earned by provision of product and services.
this means even if we all have the same amount of money, we would get separated based on products and services we can provide and exchange, hence we would soon fine the smarter people in society collecting the money in the hands of others and soon, we are back to the problem of having poor people.

in my opinion, poor people deserve to be poor, they cannot be helped and should not be pitied.

what is your take?

This should be in the business section

Does the CCTV footage also capture when the fire started?

Otenestbestyaho:
Help! Is This Query Letter Necessary? Absenteeism From Saturday’s Exercise Session
My Boss is at it again, this time he gave more than 16 staff queries for absenteeism from Saturday’s Exercise Session, which is not part of our employment agreement.

On Saturday, we are mandated to come to the office from 6: 00 am to 8: 00 am for one hour of exercise.
I don’t turn up for Saturday’s Exercise Session due to the security and transport fare challenge

Transport Fare
Saturday’s exercise session is taking a toll on me financially, I spend N600 daily to and from work, Monday to Friday. My take-home-pay is not up to Nigeria’s minimum wage
Adding Saturday to my transport budget would drain me financially
Security
I am mindful of the security situation in my area. On more than one occasion, people have been robbed/killed at an early hour in the morning, giving rise to fear and security consciousness
My question is, why are Nigerian Boss’ this Heartless? Was it perversity we longed to address this? What hope lies in secrecy if Boss’ continue to treat employees like a slave?

Punch your boss in the face and quit

MrColdsweat:
This does not falsify my claim.

So who is the alchemist that discovered alcohol?

Your claim, your responsibility to prove

MrColdsweat:
Witch doctors have been practicing necromancy, chemistry, medicine, pharmacy before the birth of organized science. Witch doctors knew which herbs cured diseases, they knew alcohol, laughing gas, they purified gold themselves.

How did they do that centuries before the birth of chemistry?

How did uneducated witchdoctors experiment and discover, alcohol, gunpowder before the birth of chemistry?


Alchemy is the father of chemistry. Who were the people practicing alchemy then, if not witch doctors?


Juju gave birth to birth.

Science na part of juju wey them don study, organize, come put for book make una read

What is the name of the witch doctor that discovered alcohol and gunpowder?

MrColdsweat:
Alchemy is a spiritual practice that uses science as a tool.

Obviously you don't even know what alchemy is

urbobo20:
Why can't they brocast it live

In which country?

ubunja:
Brace yourselves. A storm is coming.

Seems like the US is about to get its first ever female president courtesy of the current Vice president who'll step in as per the US constitution. And we know what that means for all pro-women movements across the world...

Anyone in political discussion groups knew from Day 1 that this day was coming.

This was obviously their plan from the onset.

Interesting times in the states

Newsmic:
More

Out of everyone that competed it's this orobo that won?

Only the president cannot effect necessary change.

Everyone has a role to play.

But that guy there now is a big mistake

A new wave of offering

Getdabag:
O nwannem send your houseaddress lemme giveaway my old shirts and trousers,boxers inclusive if U are wear size8

You get laptop wey you no dey use again?

Albertone:
Are you commanding him?

Even his moniker says Plead






I love the seas

Hahaha

Nigerian serial killer

Just see the face of the guy wey dey talk

Plead:
Resend that same receipt you sent earlier but this time write your Moniker in a paper and place it around the receipt before snapping

OR

Snap any original designer bags and slides you've gotten alongside your Moniker.

If you can do this I'll send 50k to you or anybody of your choice on nairaland.

Leave that guy.

Send that 50k to me. I need a new laptop

Image123:
Going stronger and stronger in the Lord, thanks for checking up.

Still on that kolos I see

Martinez39s:
Hmmm, come to think of it, you never gave any simpish vibes back in the days. You were always rugged and no-nonsense. Anyway, happy weekend.

Same to you bro.

How your side?

Martinez39s:
Hahn my friend. It's been a long time. Have you swallowed the red pill too?

I be simp before?

Image123:
You left your first love na. You initially think you got it all figured out and the world will be "free" from God within the next few months of your rants. Until you discover you are wrong and deluded yet again. Then you retire to apatheism to keep what is left of your sanity and reduce the amplification of foolery. Congrats brother, it's a wiser decision i think.

And you still can't compose a simple sentence

How have you been?

Kevincal144444:
I don't do married women. I haven't talked to her since 2017. When she got married. She doesn't even have my phone numbers. This girl left when I was still struggling to make ends meet. She was getting married because the man was rich.

I dropped this message here to teach some people that even though she's married to a rich man, she's still missing my di*k. I can easily fu*k her again whenever I enter Nigeria, if I want. She will gladly accept to get pregnant for me, and her rich husband won't know he's training another man's kids.

Moral: LEARN GAME GUYS, but still make sure you're not poor.

I have a friend taking care of two men's children but the guy was born to not have sense when it comes to women matter.

I don talk tire

NewSoul:
I actually stumbled on the popular post of that guy from 2016. "From pastor to atheist". It shook me. But I noticed he has been off for more than a year. Is he alive? Hope he's not dead and in hell.

I want to tell you something I noticed. You see those old thread that talks about atheism. I found out those people supporting the motion, their "last seen" is always like 3 years + and the ones trying to convert them are still active or is it me just imagining things?

I like the concept of atheism but I'm still afraid of hell because all my life I have heard things like "heaven and hell is real" "sinners shall burn in hell forever and ever"

Why did those atheist suddenly disappear? Did they die because God got angry with them?
Though I still see some from years back still active like HopefulLandlord (maybe God likes him and wants him to change)

and is it true the CEO of Nairaland is an atheist too. Because I'm sick and tired of religion, prayers, Bible reading and fasting and my life hasn't moved forward. I like the Idea of being responsible for yourself and getting things done without praying and fasting to an invisible being. I don't just want to die and wake up in hell and please I'm not looking for a way to sin. Morally without pride I'm much better than some pastors... I just don't want to die like a chicken and wake up as a roasting barbecue in hell. Help me get rid of this fear o have been brainwashed with right from birth...

Hardmirror wey dey find money.

At a certain point after endless arguments you tend to decide to leave theists to their delusion.

HappyPagan:
Where dem resurrect these old time niggas from? Remain for hahn and logicboy to comment. And wiegraf weigraf. Hope y'all doing well and fine.

Lol.

I am now apatheist. No comment

Preciousgirl:
After he uploads this Ghana fufu into his stomach, case is closed

No need for apologies again

Luv you husby

All that is left is for one girl to cook better eguisi soup for him and your marriage is over

You even get mind add boiled egg

At a certain point Nigerians need to learn to take revenge when they are offended.

This "I have handed the matter to god" nonsense is part of why we are where we are today