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Awww

Turn to the terrorist close to you and give him a big hug

MJBOLT:

none of them even looks like him

You can tell MJ was a serial simp.

Most likely his wife was banging someone else and MJ is taking care of them since he knows his dick probably doesn't work after all the surgery he has had plus his chronic fear of the opposite sex developed when he was still in the Jackson 5.

Still available!

Call/WhatsApp: 09012211592 for inspection

descarado:
Haaaa
Na buharinomics cause am
We are fine. Thank you

If na soaking garri, post am.
I miss your pictures. So entertaining

Lol. My own issue na straight from the village

Just imagine having a business that has lasted for 52 generations for over 1k+ years

dalaman:
The baby in my opinion is better off dead.

Yeah. Life is hard enough looking "normal"

descarado:
Haha, where have you been?

You don get big belle now?
Cos your love for food eeh

How family?

Me wey I don finally lose weight

We are great. And yours?

BlueRayDick:
Bros u no dey post again. I don Miss Ur post o

I'm covered by Buhari

SeaTrade:
Dinner ,something really light.
Woodford reserve bourbon whiskey(American).
Xtra smooth,like super-smooth and almost zero wood taste. Consumed this far without a single act of diluting and so far my guts isn't on fire
Chocolate,juice,grapes,biscuits and water.
Grapes and water is for my insides anyways, to detoxify.

You go belleful so?

happy200:
Thank you bro, like i said earlier. I'm so confused because if my God can not prove and show himself in this power that i believe for very long time. I'm just very confused to be sincere. Thank you so much for being sincere and though i still believe in my God but i'm now standing in your part. Like "God should prove to us his existence"

Moral of the story: God does not exist

Righteousness2:
You know GOD Hates Divorce!
Yet you Celebrating it.

It is one thing to be Divorced!
It is another thing to Celebrate Nonsense.
Let's be careful in this Generation.

Or what? God will do nothing?

Women just enjoy being confused.

She thinks she is in an affair but that ape just wants to bang

All documents available
Asking price: N50m

For inquiries and inspection call or Whatsapp: 09012211592

SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY

Location: Ewu Oloja between Shimawa and Likosi behind RCCG camp
Rooms: 16
Bar: One
Land size: One and a half plot
Environment: Serene

Afamsi:
BMC spotted

Indeed. And you na ABC abi?

Afamsi:
Nigeria is like a farmer whose children are dying of hunger

Nigeria is like a farm whose farmers have refused to farm

Hanibbal:
Lolsss. Their mode of dressing sef na comedy. Marching to the destination where they'll be rewarded 72 virgins. Allahu Waku Baruuuuu.

They are also promised an eternal erection

iwaeda:
Dear Customer (Name),

This is to inform you that effective Monday, 23 August 2021 the cumulative cash deposit on USD accounts will be revised to a maximum of $10,000 (USD) monthly. While you will be able to make multiple cash deposits within the month, the total cash deposit summation will be capped at $10,000 (USD) in any calendar month.



We assure you of our continued commitment to serving your best interest as much as possible.



Thank you for your continued patronage.



Best Regards,



Stanbic IBTC Bank

Your headline is misleading

Parisian:
Wahala for who dey save money in Naira. My savings is in usdt so it's obviously not in my bank account meaning that Buhari and his stupid limitations don't affect me, rather it will make my earnings increase in Naira whenever the currency depreciates.

If you know you know

And receive all usd payments via Payoneer, Skrill, Neteller, Perfect money or crypto.

Their policies can only limit themselves

MJBOLT:

Dem Neva kill una finish, leave these animals alone .They are called wild animals for a reason and belong in the bush for fvck sakes.

In the bush or in the pot

Nikeballer:
...I want to imagine the tenant was a Fe-mail cos na them dey piss small like that,a guy can easily pee in an open space

In the UK o. Nk be naija wey you fit carry prick piss put for everywhere

Yeah. Nigeria is destined by default to get worse and it is a very hopeless situation.

It is even more hopeless to assume otherwise

tensazangetsu20:
Tech twitter has been on fire this past few days. First was the new startup law being passed that will see the government taking one percent of startup revenue especially fintechs and the second was the closure of accounts belonging to fintech companies like risevest, investbamboo, and trove. This is just 2 months after the crypto ban.

I predicted this will happen a few months back but some people as usual called me a pessimist. Now, this has happened. They came for gokada first citing stupid reasons yet okadas are still in Lagos driving anyhow. They blocked remittances and made it very difficult to receive money. If you work remotely in Nigeria for a foreign company, you can attest to how difficult it is to receive money. I know people who have lost their jobs just because the companies they work for could not figure out how they could pay them in Nigeria then add the epileptic electricity supply and the bad internet.

If you are a programmer, trust me you are amongst the elite. Walai every day I regret not discovering the tech industry earlier. There's a fucking huge demand for programmers outside the shores of Africa. Latin America, Europe, and Asia. A lot of people think japa and will be thinking USA and Canada. Getting a work visa to these countries as a Nigerian living in Nigeria is almost impossible. It has happened for some people but its not the norm and you should not place your hope on it. The USA has a cap on the amount of work visas that go out every year and those visas most times go to OPT candidates (people who have schooled in the US). Canada doesnt have a cap but they prefer permanent residents or citizens to processing a work visa from scratch for an outsider. Australia same thing.

There are other countries that exist that do not have a cap on work visas and are desperately looking for programmers. These countries can be used as a stepping stone to your final dream destination instead of wasting your life in Nigeria looking for a US or Canadian visa. Countries like portugal, spain, brazil, mexico, vietnam, japan, south korea. The list is endless. These are countries desperately looking for programmers and their work visas arent difficult to get. Their governments are even encouraging tech migration to prepare for the next industrial revolution. As a Nigerian you have a serious advantage getting there. You speak English. English is the unofficial defacto language of the IT industry. If you go on linkedin and search tech jobs in this countries, you would find out that one of the requirements for most of these jobs is professional english proficiency. Their citizens dont have it and a few who have it are headhunted to countries like the US and Canada leaving a huge gap for skilled third worlders like Nigerians to take advantage of. A japanese programmer who speaks english really well can get into the USA easily. Japan has a visa waiver program with the USA and is one of the few countries that shares a working holiday visa with the US. Brazil has one with germany. Uruguay has with sweden. These are countries you should target because their own people are leaving presenting a very huge gap. Once you can get into these countries, leaving to your dream destination isnt too difficult and even if you dont want to leave, these countries have a lot of opportunities for you to build your own tech business. Their governments are very progressive. Their people arent poor or getting poorer and are very open to using technology. Theres another way of getting to the US via L1 company transfer but how many american tech companies exist in Nigeria and whats the size of the engineering team? These countries have as much 2000 to 3000 size engineering teams. You can move there, switch jobs to an american company and request for an L1 company transfer. The possibilities are limitless.

I myself started testing this theory out and I have gotten ten interviews from companies in Ukraine, Poland, Belarus, Vietnam, and Chile. I am in the mid way of 3 and I really hope one goes through as I want to leave the zoo fast.

You might say stay in Nigeria and start a tech business. Well with what the government is doing to startups and the purchasing power of Nigerians reducing everyday, I dont know how that would be viable. NIgeria is so bad to the point that to eat food is a problem. Growing up, Nigeria was never at a level where food will be a problem. Festival periods and we would have food from all our neighbours even the poorest. Now thas not done and the worst is yet to come.

You can say stay in Nigeria and continue remote. Trust me remote work is sweet in your 20s but a sponsorship job is better as you would be provided insurance for, pension plans and all of that which remote work wont give you and remote jobs arent stable especially with small companies. You can lose them anytime and you need to start looking again. Its not bad in your 20s but will you be doing this at 40 and above. Will you be applying to remote jobs at 50 when your mates who migrated are CTOs for fortune 500 companies earning millions of dollars every year while you are looking for scraps in remote.

Make haste o.

Moral of the story: Jakpa

DriftOff:
Just wondering, because now every guy, I mean, every guy would want to have sex with you the moment they started dating you.

Why is it so hard for them to wait for the right time, I mean - your wedding night. Guys doesnt want to wait again, they want to 'eat' the thing first before saying "I do."

Guys, what do u think?

So when the priest asks, "you do?" him go say "I do"

Were they ever working?

Ayomide11111:
Most of my school mates that we finished school together have married and some are planning to... and here I am, I have not even see a stable job I'm still on the street hustling. Why is life so imbalance like this? And I always hope for a better future for myself �.... I graduated with upper class with my ND certificate and to continue HND now self Na another war, let alone starting up a family; where the money self , kọlọrun Ko sanu Awa na

Start a business. Work no dey

wyt:
one of the reasons why I am here. I really need help/advise

Leave her. Look for someone else

MrBrownJay1:
hhhmm ok, hopefully the pic with the pastor who shared the news doesnt look like the below:

Why is the pastor's wedding ring on his middle finger?

I can join for my own selfish reasons but all that talk about "the greater good" na long thing for me. Especially in Nigeria

NOC1:
If you clearly read the whole news, you will agree with the UK embassy that the guy is not working with the company or he is an illiterate.


Furthermore, you were initially unable to state the correct names of the current Chairperson and Managing Director of Sabi Micro Finance Bank Ltd. This is something a Head of Operations would know. You were also unable to describe the core values and mission of Sabi Micro Finance Bank Ltd as described on its website.”

If i am the owner of the organization I will sack him on getting this report, this shows he is incompetent and he does not believe in the organization. He is not an ambassador of the company.

Just tell me how a head of operations can’t answer this questions? Is funny, head of operations is part of every activity and he knows all management staffs.

The guy is obviously incompetent

GardenOfGod:
His anger is Fierce

Who cares?

GardenOfGod:
You reason like you had no father.

Jehovah was my father and he is an ass so I disowned him