₦airaland Forum

MikeMicheal:
I WANT NORWICH TO BEAT ARSENAL.
I love seeing the fall of great things/people.
It gives me joy!

Where exactly will Arsenal have to fall to for you to know they've already fallen?

ruggedtimi:
Omo aparty still dey go

And dem dey better location. No need for vpn and postings go dey approve sharp sharp

Sunofgod:
USA must be getting sick of Nigerian scammers

They are not yet sick of their own citizens shooting each other so I doubt Nigerians are a real problem

dynicks:
Norbert Ozemena Ikwuegbundo (28) and Omniyi Jonathan Omotere (35),

...I resist the urge to talk wetin dey my mind ....

One Nigeria

Enjoy your escape from Bubuland

“This is caused by the high demand by importers and its scarcity courtesy of this Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) policy. We are afraid that if this policy continues, a dollar could reach about N600-N700, which will surely spell doom for our economy.”

We know the problem.

Now let's find a solution.

Over to Bubu

Gobdddd:
Strickly for the married

Good evening tweeps, my marriage is jerking. Needs a quick solution.

We married 9years ago.
She was a virgin in my Church. I am a pastor too.
Though we were not in the same state.
She was the first woman I had sex with after our marriage.
But I noticed that she has no interest in anything called sex.
She will not deny me sex, but I do not enjoy it because she's not enthused to it.

I have tried all I could to make her love sex, but all to no avail.
If you do not demand for sex, she'll not show any interest, even if you stay one year without talking about it.
And I am 100% sure that she's not seeing any man anywhere.

I took my time to educate her from the little research I made, but she wouldn't pay any serious attention.

I querried myself as to wether I do not satisfy her, on another point, sometimes, I'd last for 10-15 mins which, according to research is not bad.

Last night, I got angry at her attitude towards it. To me, she just try to open legs for me to satisfy myself and get down.

This has affected my psyche towards her.
But apart from her low libido, she is a very wonderful and good woman to be with.

So, last night, I opened up to her once again and told her she's making me to think twice and that am not happy at her actions.

Since today, our relationship has dwindled.

Alot of things have been going through my mind.

I don't know what to do. Am confused.
I can't go to another woman and leave such a good woman that have given me 4 kids.

Pls is there any known solution?

I need help.

Since she just wants to be the object during sex you should switch to anal, bdsm or slave and master.

That way you get to enjoy yourself. It is not a must that she should enjoy it

Supreme145:
Good morning N'landers, I will make this post as brief and concise as possible.

Some months ago while I was home on break from school, I visited one of my in-laws that owns a school to introduce a software to him for his school. The man complained that I was too distant from him, citing how I never call him or ask him for favours whenever I'm in school. I told him I will reach out to him more often.

I told my mom about my visit and she told me without mincing words to resist collecting money from the man. My mom is the religious type and has been skeptical about the man's source of wealth.

When school resumed things were difficult at home and I couldn't resume school. I spent close to three months after resumption at home due to lack of funds.
Note that since my admission from my first year to my final year, I've never asked any relative for help no received any help from anyone aside my immediate family.

I lost my resolve not to ask for help when my project supervisor called me and scolded me over the phone for my inability to resume school. I sent the man a text soliciting for help, he sent me 5k which I added to the little I had and resumed school. I didn't tell my mom because I knew she won't be happy about it.

In school things were so hard for me, during a particular period I went almost one week living on just water, that period I'm sure I would eaten food sacrificed to a deity if I had access to one. I called the man again and he reluctantly sent me 4k after many calls and text messages.

This early morning I got a phone call from my mom, she was crying over the phone. She was hurt and said I betrayed her because I went behind her back to collected money from a man she told me to avoid. She said that singular act of mine has destroyed all her efforts and prayers to break us free from bondage. I tired to explain that the money wasnt a physical cash hence it has no effect on me but to no avail. She said I've broken her for life and she would never forgive me.

I have a very close relationship with my mom and everything she told me really hurt me and I'm confused on the action to take. I am 28 but I hardly hide anything from her, I didn't tell her about the money because I know she wouldn't approve of it and I needed it. This is the first time any relative has contributed to my education ever. I don't even know how she got to know.

Please how do I pacify her and get her to forgive me? I really love my mom and can't bear to see her this heartbroken.

Your mom is simply delusional.

If she had sent you money you wouldn't have had need to ask someone else.

If her god is any good it would have provided funds for you to eat without having to beg a family friend.

Face your life and leave your mom to her delusions.

Nigerian mothers are crazy like that

author=junglej

Write your own

Too many to count.

These past couple of years have been bad financially for me and several of my friends have been down for me like kilode.

Honestly I can never claim to be "self made" anymore because it will be a big disservice to the people who have held my back so far.

Can't wait for things to turn back around so I can pay them back.

One love to all the REAL niggas out there

HEAVEN4444:
Say no more bro.

I ws about to say GOD will provide but then i remembered you are a staunch atheist

MJBOLT:
.....

Whatever happened to "Bleep off"?

Why do men feel the need to tolerate such women in the first place?

RSVP:
Nah true you talk oo bros.
I have the same mindset when I enter IB few years back thinking make I dey live my jeje lifestyle with low budget.
Bros E never reach 2 years my eyes start to dey chisumchi

E come be like say dem don jazz me join
I sell everything run back to Lagos fast fast

Na der I know say theory and pratical nobi same thing.

Lol. I have even been here for about 7 years but my eyes were blind to reality because my business was doing well and I didn't relate much with people or let me say I didn't really depend on anyone.

But as soon as my business had issues and cash ran dry dem change am for me in a way I have never experienced.

Last last na experience sha

HEAVEN4444:
lol i hear ya bro. i think i will take your advice. i like the part where you said its better to live around people richer than you. its true. it also motivates you and makes you feel secure that they dont want anything from you. nice one Hahn. a guy on nairaland also made the move you made and regretted it. i forget his name but he moved from abuja to ijebu ode or somewhere and regretted it. said everybody around him was poor and anytime he comes in the neighborhood with a bag full of shopping everybody will be hailing him so they can get some food. long story short the guy said the environment was affecting his mental health so he ran out of there and moved to lekki. the story was on frontpage and his eventual move story to lekki too was on frontpage. I guess if 2 people are saying the same thing its wise to take heed

That shopping bag comment made me

That's how my former landlord and his wife will be monitoring our bag anytime we come back from shopping. I even caught him severally going through our bin

My plan is to move to Lekki too but where the money?

Whatever you do bro, stay away from poor people

SeaTrade:
quantity is everything

Na true �

HEAVEN4444:
hehe bros hustle these days no be for streets oooo. na online the hustle dey bros and as such you can live anywhere. try find one online hustle. or remote work. learn a programming language come dey earn dollars from your apartment in sagamu, come dey flex. na so dem dey do am for 2021 ooo bros. leave that analog mindset alone, you gotta switch to digital mindset. as for the roads, yes that is a big issue. na to dey repair shock absorber every month sef

Lol. Na wa for you

I've been doing online business since 2010 and I am a digital marketer and many people here know when my website was still popping.

But trust me when I say this environment is dead.

If you are making good money try and get a house in a nice estate that is quiet. It is better than staying here I swear.

One thing I've learnt is that it is better you live with people who are richer than you. If you live here with an online income people will only envy you and leech on you. There is nothing to be gained.

The mentality you have is what I had that made me move here. Trust me as someone who has gone down that road and is regretting the decision. Don't try it.

But if you still want to there are many available apartments for rent

armadeo:
I shock too. 7billa above earnings.

That's they are looting the earnings and collecting more for looting.

Jesu!!! Nigeria don kpafuka.

I wonder what Andrew saw in the 80s that made him want to leave.


40yrs later ....

They are looting money on credit

Andrew na wise man

HEAVEN4444:
no but i am trying to get out of lagos to go to ogun state
bro stay where you are. lagos is a jungle. overrated. unless you just love fast paced chaos

Ogbeni, stay where you are o.

People are selling their HOUSES here at giveaway prices to go back to Lagos.

Housing is cheaper here but there's no hustle to get the money.

I know one guy who was living in Magodo and paying N250k for his kid's school fees. Then his wife said they should move to their house here and even though the school fees is now N70k he can no longer afford to pay.

Let's not even talk about bad roads.

Ogun state is full of suffering. No reason am.

The owu wey dey blow me like this would not be this bad if I was in Lagos. At least in Lagos your guy can still roger you N500 or 1k but here for where?!

And as a hustler no one can afford to buy anything. Dem no get money.

And yes I love the fast life although I know how to stay serene.

Too much to talk o jare

faithfull18:
Since when did CAC start wearing uniforms

You sef shock abi?

Sunnybay7:
Ladies and gentle men we have been defrauded, are they wearing bullet proof vest to work?

I've never seen them wearing uniforms at their office. This is the first time I'm finding out they actually have uniforms

chacoonder:
Boma has serious mental issues..

For chopping free kpekus?

aboyaji:
honestly

Household electronics and even furniture.

Make owu no blow us

SeaTrade:
Haha not true,
Besides,I dey want lose weight.

Chocolate + cake = lose weight

Continue deceiving yourself

aboyaji:
70k

Should I have gone to abokileft?

Not bad.

Hahaha. You are at the right place.

I realized buying electronics at the new price is a waste of time. They almost have no second hand value

HEAVEN4444:
hahn wetin you dey find for sagamu

I've been living here for a while.

I'm trying to raise money to relocate back to Lagos sha.

Do you stay around here?

aboyaji:
I'm dedicating this gas/electric cooker to akposy. I'm getting it for myself because of the amount of inspiration drawn from akposy so far.

I wasn't a pastry person till recently. Who isn't jealous of whatever akposy has churned out so far? Me, I'm jealous and envious at the same time.

Na abokirite you go buy am

How much?

SeaTrade:
Breakfast,

1 piss and e don disappear

Still available

Ajoself:
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The phone number or account number?