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Kriss216:


You didn't buy aso ebi and you gallantly requested for "Two" pounded yam? You didn't even request for compassionate Fufu or Garri..


Sorry for your experience. Economy di bad. Every ceremony now is a business venture. All thanks to Buhari and APC!

Na only jollof rice you fit chop without Aso ebi. All those efo na for people wey wear aso ebi.

Carlyboi:
This shii is funny asf...I mean they don’t want to lose the drunken man now!For naija nobody go carry you..if you like go swim inside gutter!

Naija go record your Bleep up use am about you when your eye don clear

CandyOps:
This is a hard one because it depends on a couple of stuffs like- what kind of sharwama and pizza do you want to compare. I mean there is Chicken, Beef, Fish, and even goat-meat sharwama.

Same with Pizza.. there is Suya flavor, chicken, tomatoes, chicken Peri Peri, and the rest.

Another factor to look at is the cook. Who prepare am? I noticed Dominos pizza doesn't do it for me. In fact, the first time I took pizza it was Dominos and it really made me hate it.

Then I took Debonair's Pizza and it actually blew my mind. So you see, it's kinda hard to judge. Except you go carry both of them come make I taste am.

Ok. Now I'm hungry

That Debonair's triple decker pizza. Chai

ceaser:
Probably their is no money again to pay the printer. The country is cash strapped. Politicians have looted it dry.

Omo these politicians no get joy

CocoaOla:
For the past 20 years now There is always booklet passport scarcity

They are doing it on purpose to hike the price and scam their citizens

All government agencies in Nigeria are scammers

Don't force one Nigeria on US

I swear na old problem.

Especially when you do it in Lagos

Looks like a triple decker pizza

Happy birthday op!

Oya barman, give that guy on bottle of red label

Image123:
The actual problem is that you think you can tell the difference when you cannot.

The actual problem is that you don't even realise there is a difference

luvinhubby:
And why does every Jew on this earth celebrate the Pashac or Passover every first day of the month of Abib till now?
It was even celebrated last week,, why?

Because it is Jewish myth. Of what significance is it to you as Nigerian?

The same God they claimed saved them from Egypt couldn't save them from Hitler

thorpido:
This is not news.He was sexually abused as a child and grew up with struggles about his sexuality.
All these was in the past.

In the past?

So you mean he doesn't suck dick anymore? How do you know?

musicwriter:
If you want us to continue stop quoting bible unless it's backed by history.

There was no God that gave any land to an Abraham, so stop quoting bible to support anything, unless you have verifiable historical source outside the bible to back it up as I did in my previous post. Abraham never existed talkless of having a contract with a God.

The people in Israel today calling themselves Jews never conquered any land in ancient time in Cannan and environ, except in Khazaria (a region of Turkey) where they held on for a while up till Roman to Mohamadian era. Aside that, they've been historically insignificant landless normads and shepherds until they took over Palestine in 1948 to create a nation. So, those stories of heroism of the Jews in your Bible are myths only found in the bible.

Again, the place called Israel today was part of Egypt in ancient time and was indeed ruled by an Ethiopian king as I already showed.

The real problem is the fact that Christian's believe everything written in the bible is historical. They just cannot tell the difference between fact and myth

luvinhubby:
Look well, Egyptian records have Ramses in it, he was among the mummies transferred.

Egyptian records also have Hapirus(corruption of Hebrews) mentioned in them. Google Apiru or Hapirus, you will see it

We are talking about Egyptian historical evidence of having the Israelites as slaves.

That it is written in the bible doesn't mean it is true. Like saying spiderman is real because he slings his web in New York. That New York is real doesn't mean spiderman is real. Get it?

The story of Israelites as slaves under Egypt is simply a myth and an outright lie.

Even the Jews don't take it seriously.

luvinhubby:
Therefore they did set over them taskmasters to afflict them with their burdens. And they built for Pharaoh treasure cities, Pithom and Rameses.
Exodus 1:11 KJV

Cities are named after the Pharaoh that built them

But there is nothing is Egyptian records that supports that claim

luvinhubby:
They have and his name was Ramses II, his mummy was among those transported to the new museum

What's the bible verse stating Ramses II as the pharaoh?

Explorers:
Thousands of years ago.

Mummification, a pocess of treating, preserving a dead body for eternity.

The ancient Egyptians believed in an afterlife when someone died.

Mummification helped someone reach the afterlife as they believed that an afterlife could only exist if there was a form the ka (soul) could repossess after death.

Egyptians believed that the only way to do this was if the body was recognisable.

This is why they spent so long on the process of mummification and why Pharoahs began the building of their tombs during their lifetimes.

They developed a rigorous and specific process for mummification.

The entire mummification process took 70 days, according to History.com.

It was a blend of science and ceremony, as the body was preserved and believed to be prepared for the afterlife.

Mummification was mainly done to wealthy people as poorer people could not afford the process.

https://now.northropgrumman.com/the-mummification-process-in-5-steps/

Since last year na today this thread hit front page o.

Barman! Abeg give explorers and him wife one crate of trophy and their baby one hollandia yoghurt make dem take celebrate.

manychallenges:
I've been experiencing wetdream everyday for more than a week now. Should I be worried? Is it even normal to having wetdream at 27?

Should I even call it wetdream because not like I've been having sex in my dreams. Would just wake up and notice the boxer have soaked with semen.

I ain't sexually active and with no girlfriend for some years now, and I hardly have sexual thought before I sleep.

Find babe Bleep before you die of konji

ecolime:
Pukes

Actually goat milk was what we as humans used to drink before moving on to cow milk.

Ounce for ounce, goat's milk stacks up favorably against cow's milk, particularly when it comes to protein (9 grams [g] versus 8 g) and calcium (330 g versus 275–300 g). Research also suggests that goat's milk may enhance the body's ability to absorb important nutrients from other foods.
https://www.healthline.com › health
Is Goat's Milk Right for You? - Healthline

jesusjnr2020:
Lol!

Keep deceiving yourself... It's still the same jesusjnr you've always known, if you go back to my posts with my previous moniker, so nothing new there.

Atheism which you believe in is still the biggest scam of all time.

I hope you finally get to realize that at some point.

God bless.

Lol. See your big head

jesusjnr2020:
I don't know why this just brought a laugh out of me.

Is it because it sounds really ridiculous? Wel maybe...

Finally! You are beginning to see how ridiculous Christianity is

Jashub:
This man's experience is not enough to say prayers do not work. And besides, DMX got himself into this mess ; not God.

Everything is God's will. Is it not?

obonujoker:
Was DMX ready to change??

Faith without works is dead

Exactly. Faith is useless. We are saying the same thing

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Really? They are double nightmares!

I love these kind of dogs I swear

Joseph was a simp.

Mary was a hoe that was fvcking everyone in the village but Joseph was blinded by love.

Since Mary knew Joseph was a simp she decided to push the pregnancy on him.

And it worked!

After all the prayers he still turned to a junkie.

This is proof prayers don't work.

Congratulations!

Fatherhood is your portion.

Next time learn to release on her body or in her mouth since they don't sell condoms where you live

Absolutely beautiful!

Following

OP, you are not alone

Hushbingo:
This is becoming serious. My girl could barely spare a day without seeing me or calling me every five minutes...

Everywhere i go, she follows. Everything i do she wants to know about it.

She's in her final year. She blackmail me by threatening suicide whenever i mention break up..

The thing is, she doesn't want to leave my house again.


There are things about her that are way beyond my expectations. Things that are secrets so i won't go into that side.

One thing is, she doesn't ask for dime from me. I only give her money out of my heart. She has spent on me more than i have spent on her...


The real mata is that i want to be a bachelor again. She won't let me be and then this her monitoring spirit everywhere i go...

Please advise me what to do.

Break up with her so she can commit suicide and you can move on with your life.

Just make sure she has left your house before you break the news to her sha. Let her kill herself far away from you.

PERVENCHE:
*NOTE
With all due respect, I have changed names and some too familiar details about myself out of respect for my wife to be. I know she likes to catch cruise on nairaland.

My name is Friday (of course not my real name) I am from the middle-belt. So please save your tribalism with all those una Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa insults. I met Grace(my wife to be) few years ago. It was love at 1st sight. She was everything and is still everything I had hoped a woman should be. There is this crass about her that makes her effortlessly better than any lady around her. My type in the true sense of the word. Tall, busty, curvy, sassy, elegant, personable and above all, she has a graceful soul. From the 1st date to this day, I still pinch my self like.. What in God's green earth is a beauty like her doing with a shrek like me.

But then, true perfection is always a utopia. Grace in all her graceful demeanour and aura, has a flaw; Indecision! More so, blind trust seems to be her albatross. (I swear she can even take Lai Muhammad's word to the bank) Though, I still love her; flaws and all. Her complete or should I say blind trust for me and Abigail became one of the reasons Abigail(her younger sister) has become an unending chapter in our relationship. Even though the blame of what happened squarely falls on me.

Abigail just shy off 20, is too savvy for her age. Not the outright outstanding beauty like my Grace. What ever little she lacks in beauty, she more than makes up for it in her mentality. For she is truly a smart and an intelligent girl. Just five years younger than Grace. One who expect them at least to be close and be like Asaba and Onisha but then...they are the direct opposite of each other. While Grace is the introverted shy person, Abigail is quite the extrovert and likes to make friends for Africa. It is only fair to believe their formative time in secondary school played a part in their output towards life. Grace likes to conform like most day school students. Abigail on the other hand, is the boarding school nightmare all parents hope not to experience: the deviant.

Through the 1st years we dated, Abigail was in secondary school and was never in the picture. For some odd or strange reason, Grace was not ready to fully commit. Not that I blame her or something. At 23, Most girls her age are like Alice in wonderland; they crush on celebrities and Chase childhood dreams and fantasies. The vile ones, if truth be told...tend to live out their hoė phase. At 28, I was already grounded to know what I wanted and it was Grace and marriage. Sometimes, you do all you can do but then life has a way of throwing in a curveball. More over, "No be say because I wan chop egg I go begin dey worship chicken." Sensing her shakara, I pulled the hand brakes on us and walked out of the relationship.

***2 years later***
Fortunately or unfortunately after letting go, Grace became incensed and started to want me back. I hardly do any social media at this point. Pride won't let her call me, so there was no way to send coded messages on whatsapp status to me. Being the introvert that she is and the all trusting graceful Grace, she started to send Abigil over to my place to bridge the gap. In just over two years, Abigail had changed and developed into a sexy hippie bohemian. Not that I fancy her in any erotic way or something. It's just that in our contemporary naija society where mostly everyone conforms, it is hard not to notice a bohemian.

Knowing I would do no better than Grace even with a million dollars and in a hundred years of searching, I mended fences with Grace and our relationship became stronger than ever. Over time, Abigail became a bridge between us. At first, Grace would send her over to run errands for her. After a while, it became a second nature for her to come over and fidget with my electronics. Courtesy demands you be nice to your in-laws to be and so I was nice to Abigail.

Abigail's posturing over time made it difficult for me to say no to her especially during them Nengi and Laycon days in the house. She was a fan of big brother lockdown. And would always ask for my keys to watch the silly show for she was equally as silly to be gushing over that vanity fair. Grace seems not have any issues with her coming over and I also did not for I was hardly home and God knows the sub was kinda wasting away.

There are some things in life that are not planned. They just happen! My boss at work then tested positive for Covid and we were all asked to quarantine at home. Grace still had to go to work while Abigail was always free because of the ASSU strike. Suddenly, I started to be alone with Abigail. She would come over "for big brother" around 9am and leave around 7pm in time to beat her curfew at home. It was awkward staying all day with Abigail. Grace too predictable, only comes over on Sunday. For some strange reasons, on Sundays, Abigail will never show up.

There were times, and I am sure it could just be my imagination, that she enjoyed teasing me. She would come dressed like a sister Mary Amaka from home but after a while, she would take her bath and transform into a Kardashian. Wearing skimpy cloths and heavy make-up. I tried to give her her space. I was in quarantine and therefore, had practically no where to go. I am basically the type that don't flock with co-workers and I hardly keep any friends except for Grace. I am not one to be neighbourly with my neighbours so I was stuck with Abigail all day. Humans are social animals and we tend to gravitate towards each other especially when we are alone with someone. Gradually, she won me over and I started to watch the big brother show with her. While she was rooting for Nengi after her Erica left, I was simply for Neo for he had my height. And the bond between us grew. God knows I had no vile motives and evil intentions. It is hard not to enjoy Abigail's company for she is a smart, gleeful and witty girl. While I do all the talking with Grace, Abigail on the other hand does all the talking with me and it was a welcome change.

*** D Day ***
It became obvious Abigail was not telling the truth at home. She would pick their calls and tell them she was in her female friend's house. And in the spirit of our new found big brother bond. We kept the secret. On this faithful day, it had rained all day and Nepa had struck and the plug in my generator was no good. The rain had brought with it a cool breeze and some magical thunder. Seemingly, we could not watch our show so I took a blanket because of the cold and buried my attention on my PC (laptop) re-watching season 5 of the game of thrones.

Naively, Abigail joined me and entered the blanket with me. I use the word 'naive' because I honestly do not want to qualify her as a minx. And I know she does not see me as a Justine Bieber of a crystal ball for her to be drooling at. While in that warm blanket watching the movies in such compromising position, One thing led to another and alot of that one thing opened up her Pandora's box and I... I ate the most forbidden fruit there ever was. There is no telling how wonderful making love to her was at the heat of the moment and there's no shame in the world that equates to the shame that immediately dwell and still dwells in my soul shortly after even to this day. There's a lot to blame our mistake and betrayal on. Could it just be the moment? the weather? the chemistry? the devil? (laughs) my opportunistic habit? Her feminine warmth in such close proximity? my placing a hand on her thigh and meeting no resistance? My foggy mind and grown erection? Her racing and panting heart? Her feisty zeal and deviant nature? My libido? Hers? My morals? Buhari? Herdsmen? IPOB? Sunday Igbahor? Dstv and big brother? NEPA? Game of thrones? Was she after all really a minx? In all fairness, she is just a little naive girl that does not deserve to be pilloried for my betrayal. As the adult, I should have known better and acted a lot better.

Climbing down from our lustful climax, we both knew immediately what we had done, the gravity and the implications it could have on not just us, but grace and the whole family. In the most contrite way possible, we apologized to ourselves and vowed never to repeat it again. We felt it would be better not to tell Grace or anyone and we agreed Abigail would stop coming over. I started to avoid Abigail at all cost. I did not just release cum after my despicable act with Abigail, I released every thing good in me and every form of happiness. I felt much less of a man and wished I had died as a child or better still was aborted.

I hardly could face Grace after. The more I try to ghost her, the more she held on tightly. It became awkward visiting their family house for I was not comfortable around them trusting and accepting me. Not for the fear that they would find out...just my conscience eating me up. I stayed away and made peace with my gross mistake. For over six to seven months. I did my penance and nothing happened with Abigail. I know I am in a better place now to make sane decisions about cheating. To give something back to Grace, I have vowed never to sleep with anyone till die. We know how cheating amongst married men is common these days. I no call Adekule Gold name oh!

Me and Grace are set to marry on the 17th of this April. The thing is...Abigail is her chief bridesmaid and preparation demands I see her most times. She still has a look in her eyes...dunno what to make of it. A look of blackmail? Of you could still hit it if you want? We have unfinished business kinda look? You should be paying a bride price for two look? I die inside every time I see Grace happy she again got us back to talking terms because of the wedding. Ignorance is truly bliss.

I have doubts going through with this wedding. Folks may laugh and say I chickened out because of the inflation and money, others might blame Grace. It may ruin Grace for ever. How do I do this knowing Abigail will always be family?

No point getting married to Grace. Let her find someone else who is the right state of mind.

On the other hand no need to tell Grace about what happened. Keep banging Abigail till the matter cast then everyone can go their separate ways.

Maybe Grace will finally have sense at the end of it all

More

I saw this species of tomatoes at a friend's place.

I tried searching for it on Google but couldn't come up with any results.

Can anyone identify it?

Zzor:
Brain or beauty,choose one and don't lie

Brain for marriage. Beauty for fvcking and dumping