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KingAzubuike:
It's somehow strange they want to only hear of anti-cultism talks but don't want to hear anything anti-juju. It's just like gisting about a Yoruba party and you try to avoid talking about all the orisirisi and assorted they served there. Virtually all these cultist usually fortify themselves with all sorts of rings and beads they believe prevents Cutlass and bullets from penetrating them. If you start by telling aspiring cultists these nonsense are scams, you've played your role in the effort to reduce cultism already. It's just strange they're not ready to accept the bitter truth and they are busy shouting #SayNoToCultism.

Mendy3I:

It baffles me to see the giant of west Africa ,with so many resources to still live as if we are still under the colonial masters


Which is more deadly now click like for hunger virus share for corona virus.

stupidity:
Almost everywhere is getting unsettled. This is the time you wish you have a gun. But you don’t have a gun. What do you do?

Get a very good Bluetooth speaker. Not those China made but HK, JBL, SONY are best in this regard. Always leave at least 50 percent charge for the night.

Head over to play store and download the YouTube app. At nights, maybe 11, 12 or 1am. Power your speaker and place it outside, crank the volume to 80 or 90 percent. open the YouTube app and search for a very good “gun shot” sound effect. Don’t play the crazy machine guns it will sound suspicious. Where you wan see machine gun?


Look for good double barrel sound effect or that of pistol. Load it up and fire two shot in the air

Gangster mode. That should scare any motherfvcker off. Around 3 or 4 am. Load it up again and fire three shots. Init!!!


I hope it helps. Not cool to post but there’s no other way to pass it.


The real deal is, you get to help your neighbors too. Nobody knows where the shot came.

Wisdom!!! My head wan burst

I wan turn Solomon


Edited: for the first time ever. I uploaded a photo. I did not lie this time. So expect more stories with photos soon.

Before you start to roast me, I said “I hope it helps”. Hopefully!! That kind thing

Edavi234:
How will that information help you?

Too many jobless and empty vessels in here.

Na wah!

OutharryHIV:
I "accidentally" found out I had HIV in 2015... Worst year of my life.. I know you might be thinking that I'm a promiscuous person but I assure you, I'm very far from that... So this is how it all started?

I did my NYSC in my dad's company and finished in late 2014 and I was given a full year to go read a course I didn't even want. So I instead volunteered for Youth In Action Against HIV and poverty in Tanzania. My dad was furious but my mum understood.

It was 6months filled with lessons, tears, experience and a firsthand witness to the sufferings of others... We tended to the poorest of the poor in rural Tanzania.

I later came down to Borno and later North bank area of Benue state, I realized there were a lot of vulnerable people that are hungry and can't afford even cheap medical care thus they die of common malaria.

I didnt stay long in Borno before I started having this feeling of fatigue and blurry vision, I thought it was cuz of the stress that comes with what I do, so I decided to go home. Few days after getting home I started feeling this head splitting headache, I thought it was malaria/typhoid of which a lab test later confirmed.. Out of curiosity, I told the doctor to run a full check up.. Just to be on a safe side.. Which he did..

You should imagine my surprise when he told me I was HIV positive.. Nothing has ever prepared me for that moment.. It was funny how a malaria treatment could turn to an HIV nightmare.. I thought of just ending my life right then.

But i braced myself and took the drugs, I was surprised that it was free in Nigeria sef.

I rushed home and took my girlfriend to run the test and it turned out that she has it too...
We've been taking the drugs for the past 5years now with an high Cd4 count and a low viral load.. The virus is not detectable in our blood stream anymore and we are happily married and our first twin boys are negative.

If you're out there and you've been in my shoes.. Its not the end of your life.. Life just happens and its not entirely your fault.

I don't smoke, drink or live a reckless life or sleep around, like I've been in only one relationship all my life, so its not about your lifestyle.
I don't know if I got it from the idp camps or my girlfriend(she was the only person I was with at that time), we just didn't care, we moved on.

So lovelies, Take your ARV drugs, take fruits, eat well, within 3-6 months you can still have unprotected sex throughout your life with your partner without infecting them or your children.. You can live your life to the fullest and more.

P.s: HIV patients do not look skinny and dried up.. That's just an archaic stereotype...
It is also not a death sentence.

Pressman2HFJ:
I am a Hassan F. Jatau, an independent reporter. I heard the account of a dead child coming back to life after 3 days. With so many doubts about miracles, I decided to have a brief interview with the mother of the child in Kaduna.

What is your name?
A: My name is Adeleke Bukola. What is your name also?

Q: (Smiling) I am Hassan. You agreed to talk to me, can we get to it?
A: Okay. Yes. I hope it will be short.

Q I heard your child died and came back to life after some days, which doctor confirmed him dead?
A: Let's call him on phone. He is Dr ibisesan.

Q How long was he dead ?
A: Now that you have spoken to the doctor, are you satisfied? He was dead for about 85 hours.

Q Yes I am satisfied, I will visit him. What was your first reaction when the doctor told you he was dead?
A: I jumped up and I saw my child is not dead, I will not bury my seed. And I laughed.

Q: You mean you didn't scream or cry?
A: Not a single tear. Not a drop.

Q: Why?
A: Tears is not a language of faith. I was not moved, I was not afraid. Not one bit. You see I was prepared for it (maybe not totally prepared, but I was).

Q: How did you prepare?
A: I heard of Bishop Feyi last year 2019. I planned to attend his meeting in Abuja, that is the closest he came to my territory. But I mixed up the date. Then I got his messages. I am a social media person, but I had to download Telegram just to access his messages. Then I listened to them daily like 3 times.

Q: Is that all you did as regards preparation?.
A: No I got his books.... Hmm I listened to some of his messages countless times. I stop counting at time when I listened to the technology of faith series more than 65 times.

Q: Technology of faith? Is that a gadget or what?
A: Yes it a series. A teaching. I listened till I could say almost every thing word for word. Saying it word for word wasn't my goal, but that happened. Encounter with Zoe, is another message you should listen to.

Q: Me?
A: Yes

Q: I am a Muslim, but I will give it a try.
A: Good.

Q: Then what happened ?
A: Anytime I listen to the messages I saw possiblites and how to create them. Life every where. I learnt how to do the word.

Q: Do you have any personal relationships with Bishop Feyi Daniels?
A: But no physical contact. I have never seen him physically. But He is the only preacher I listen to. I used to listen to many, but I stop a year ago. I drink Bishop feyi.

Q: How did you contact him when your child died?
A: it's a lot to explain. When my child died I refuse it. And I meant it. I got out Bishop Feyi's messages and I started play them to myself and my baby through a small bluetooth speaker. That Nurse can testify (someone walking across the room). Then I heard the phrase I had heard before on giving direction to God's power. I neded to let my heart decide where my miracle will come from. I called my husband, told him about sending Bishop the money we keep for our son's trust fund. He agreed and I sent it.

Q: How much was it?
A: That is my seed faith, not for you to know.

Q: Help me understand, was that the first time you sent him money?
A: That is not money, it is an offering or call it a seed faith. It was not the first time. I started tithing to him when I started listening to his messages.

Q: Okay. So what happened?
A: I didn't shift my heart. I kept talking. My baby was injected so that he will not smell. People that knew I was due for delivery called to know how I was doing. I told them myself and my baby was fine, and I meant it. Death was not a possibility.
Then I tried to reach Bishop feyi on Saturday, I still couldn't. Saturday night, I heard he was holding a prayer meeting online. I tried to join, but it was too late.

Q: Where were you all this time?
A: Here. In this hospital. Sunday night, I joined. I prayed in the meeting nothing happened in the physical, but I knew my child lives. Monday night I joined and suddenly Bishop mentioned my case. He said my baby was dead. He stated the time he died. He said my baby will come alive before the end of the meeting.

Q:Then want happened?
A: Bishop Feyi began to pray, about 30 minutes into the prayers, my baby cried. I leaped for joy. I wept. I was right, I said I will not bury my baby.

Q: You mean your dead baby came back to life?
A: Do the dead cry? I said he cried. Yes he came back to life. There are about 20 witnesses, they saw him.

Q: Congratulations. Have you decided the child's name?
A: (Smiling) He will be called Feyi Daniels. It is a sign of honor to the man God used and a reminder of God's goodness.

Q: Final word
A: I didn't enjoy the interview. I don't like exposure. I didn't want to grant it, but you insisted. Do this for me as a reward, get Bishop feyi's messages on Telegram: /bishopfeyi
I love Bishop Feyi. Thank you Bishop. Thank you Jesus.
God still uses men.

A: Can we publish this?
Woman: Ask iReign Christain Family Lagos, that is Bishop Feyi's church. Bye..

I called iReign Christain Family, and they said I may publish, but they are not interested in the attention it may bring. They affirmed it is not the first of it kind in their ministry

In you want to buy this story, with pictures, audio and copy of doctor's report or any other story, reach me on: Pressmanfelix2@gmail.com

Randy100:
Beggars too much for nairaland now. This is a faceless forum, go out and do the real begging. I will be there to help you.

GreatResearcher:
Does the relationship ends after a rejected proposal?

bendolla:
wow thanks. i will be happy to get that type. wish you knew the name of the model

leosahm:
it seems no one has called u for days now, and so u want ur phone ring....... I think u have a partial brain connect, does that look like an account no?

MadeBoy:
I'm a guy that likes my privacy reasons of my quality time to think and pray for hours. Because I face a lot of spiritual challenges. And my midnight prayers have been helping me. Most especially when I had a nightmare or anytime I woke up.

I will seal up my windows and doors while my AC is blasting high. And even when I raise up my voice it doesn't come out.

The government just extended the lockdown which is tiring. She came to my house and doesn't want to leave. I have so many debts on my head now and my yearly house rent is expiring soon. This is the period I need to be alone in prayers. The little I have now I am using it to take care of her which I would have uses for myself to prolong the suffering during this lockdown. Branch and carbon are sending me SMS to pay my loans.

My apartment is so cussing, chilling and so comfortable more than her house by far. Maybe reason she doesn't want to go. She will be disturbing me and dragging remot control with me. When I am watching TV she will just change it to nollywood drama.

I do want her to be coming and going. Not just to come and stay like she is doing now. I'm not use to this type of life unlike some of my friends.

Outside of all this, I do not see future with her just normal control things..

I have not been able to leave the house or do other personal private stuff.

I need her to go maybe coming on some weekends or when invited.

CAPSLOCKED:
I NEVER SEE THIS KIND MUMUNESS.
NA CHARM THEM DE TAKE HOLD THESE PEOPLE?

HAHN.MJBOLT.OMAR09.EMMAODET.KINGARTHUR21. COME AND SEE.

Nukubib:
mad oo. Bros you no get time to waste

Guliver:
I can't cope with the next 14days lockdown,am going to buy sniper.God will forgive me.

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
like I said, na your mama be oga. Your mother is the organizer of thieves, your mom has tasted 1000s of dikcs, your mom birthed you in a brothel after a failed abortion, your mom is a blood sucking witch, your mom slept with 5 men the night you were conceived so we're not even sure who your real father is

Holumhidey:
Wasted meat.....

Playthepianos:
Hello, Nairalanders.

So, recently I thought of offering traffic to bloggers, most especially those new blogs, and those striving to get a good number of Page views and traffic daily or monthly. Luckily, I have come up with the ultimate system to achieve this for them. I can offer you legit traffic, any number per day or per month. No bots!

But now, I am seeking your opinion on this matter. I don't want it to be too expensive, considering the state of Nigeria. Although traffic from me is totally legit, no bots or any suspicious activity. As a matter of fact, I will give you a tracking ID to track your sources of traffic, and you can also use Google analytics. This is to prove the authenticity of traffic from me.

I was thinking of offering 500 visitors day and 15,000 visitors per month for a token of 8,000 naira. So now, I want you to give your opinion. Is this price okay? Or should it be increased or decreased with the high quality of traffic. Though I am yet to start. I believe the amount is okay.

Yes, I forgot. You can use the traffic for Propeller ads and other ad networks. I can give you a technique to use it to increase Adsense earnings, but it is best and safer for other ad networks to really increase earnings.
Another big thing is that, you can target high cpc countries like US, Canada, UK for the same amount. You can target any country dor the same amount.

So guys, your thoughts are welcome.

junnyjake:
It started when I asked myself why I was a Christian and the only answer I could come up with was born into a Christian home and nothing more.

Then came a seminarian who lectured me on the history of the church, this only increased my scepticism to a significant level. I didn't stop there, I questioned everything I accepted to be true and I wasn't getting satisfactory answers from those I've always looked forward to.

On further studies, I began to see the similarities between religions that pre-dated Christianity and how the culture of its practitioners at different times in history influence it, and how it's then used to manipulate people in numerous ways.

I then realized that what's kept me this long in Christianity is nothing but "Guilt" for something I know nothing about and also the fear of "Hell". Once I got rid of them, I found peace deep inside me. The only thing that unsettles me these days is having to listen to some of these preachers disrespect my intellect with their non-sensical gibberish.

CAPSLOCKED, Hahn, Hopefullandlord, Martinez19 come share your experiences with us.

sarrki:
Shut up and drop the account number

seunmsg:
I need you to show evidence

1nigeriamyfoot:
@the bolded, I will never agree to such. We all know the numbers of zombie in your BMC whatsapp group & your imaginary random winner will definitely be these people. I'm not that foolish to agree to such because that's same format used by your party APC to select people they are giving palliative measure to. I expect you to pick the first 1-20 to drop their account number in form of first come first serve


Must you call sarrki to bail you out?

Anyway, you are doing 100k so lemme double it making 200k

Before I take you serious, we've seen like 2 people dropping account so when it reaches 20people we pause

Credit these 20people & post evidence here then I credit 40 people with 5k each. These 40 people will be on first come first serve

Deal?

Babatunde40:
The solution to boko haram in Nigeria is Very Very simple.

Put a law: Death by hanging for any boko haram sympathizer. You will see how boko haram will end

If you pity boko haram, you die by hanging

If you celebrate their actions because of your religion, you die by hanging

If you leak information to them, you die by hanging

If you fund boko haram, you die by hanging

If you supply food or items or fuel to boko haram, you die by hanging

Every form of boko haram sympathizers die by hanging

You will see how boko haram will end

Gbenga063:
It was Jan. 27, 2017, following a small prayer meeting in the back of the gift shop when a prayer warrior named Jerry noticed that his Bible was dripping with oil. It started at Psalm 39 and began to spread until it covered the whole Bible.

The ministry says, "Friday morning, January 27th, Jerry’s granddaughter and great-granddaughter came to visit. When they left Jerry picked up his Bible to read. He had been reading in Psalms all week. His Bible fell open to Psalm 39 and and he noticed....Click Link To Read More & Photos

https://cdn-af.feednews.com/news/detail/2c09b8329a94d3535ee53999c8664eb4

CAPSLOCKED:
NA IDP'S FRESH LIKE THIS?