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Liadi2:
Let try to read content of the news. The company has over 40 staff and they were able to enrol only 10 people. How did you expect them to share the funds.

1. Take ur salary..remit the rest to ur employer.
2. Remit everything for it to be shared equally as bonus or incentive to the everybody.
..that out of 40 staff, the employer chose to use their accts does not make the money automatically thiers. What abt the rest??.
..but ofcourse, when it comes to money, greed is inevitable. This SurvivalFund has showed me that.
...that's how one idiot I used his acct details for a friend who didn't have upto 10 staff decided to use the 30k meant to be shared among 4pple for his personal use.
..Na God go judge am!!

vaca1:
Lol... anxiety

..better relax oh. ..this thing na 50/50.. . either I happen or e no happen.
..a wise man once said "don't count ur chickens before that hatch"

Mynd44:
Yup.

But train your child so he/shvwill give you peace. Why should your child be a menace to society and you will be at peace? No way

...so the pastors children who go into prostitution, cultism and other forms of crime didn't do well in training their wards..
..u never see anything for this life bdat..

... stupidity of the highest order.

..so when an adult of 21 commits murder..the 60 year old parents should be locked up as well?.
..I no blame them, they are feeding well.

Geekop:
You are both right...
Other options were showing as at an hour ago or so...
But not anymore

.

. ..is it just me or ladies fall for this scam more. Her's makes the 5th undergrad that has fallen victim.
Me..I'm still "waiting" for that call.. their father!!.
Meanwhile..
My major savings acct has no atm or app...only shortcode transfer..I don't use it for any transaction whatsoever.
My transaction acct has atm, but I only put money when I need to transact online. So even if I manage to "fall"...na 100naira dem go see
Third acct is for general disburses and "send me ur acct"..no atm, no app.

..this pple no get tech team??
..

..let me share my experience to this pool of knowledge.
..the acct of someone I was helping to register go suspended at 3-4 times does to "BVN already exist/Account detail already in use"
..i contacted the person to ask the pple whose details she provided later.

1st person...Her details was used in Artisan program. Deleted her details and tried again with just 9. Got another "BVN/Acct already in use"
.. asked her to confirm again..that I'm getting the same error.

..2nd person...NYIF. Deleted that one too and tried submitting with just 8...
it finally went through..all 8 captured.

..seems it's not just SurvivalFund one need to check for, but other programs as well.

#my2cents

IWillRiseAgain:
Someone on the list you are trying to submit has been registered for it before. Knowingly or unknowingly.

Try calling all of them to figure out who the person is

ok..will do.
..thanks..

Anonymousgister:
Hello guys.

Just jumping on this now, and I was wondering if I could also benefit from it. I have a registered company (2016) but the business isn't functional since 2019.

All I've got currently is the CAC certificate.

Please is it still possible to get the funds? If yes, please kindly put me through on the processes. I've tried reading previous pages but got very confused about the whole thing.

I'd greatly appreciate any help.

doesn't matter....u are good to go

IWillRiseAgain:
It will get reactivated within 1 - 3 hours. That's how long mine took

thanks oooooh..
..I'm helping someone register..
..I don't have strength for story.

meanwhile, I was trying to submit the payment voucher and it kept say "BVN make already exist"
..what's ur suggestion pls

..what's the verdict on suspended acct?. ..anyhope?

jamesbridget13:
I submitted one. Dec 2020

pls, where the employees verified??
I want to know if I can submit just one without any issue.

Nkemella:
I have not been able to verify my CAC.
Then someone told me that from 2017 down can't be verify. How true is this. Please help.

mine is 2012..got verified instanta

Mekzmoney:
please help a brother. Those workers, how did you get the proof documents that you uploaded?? Especially if they are not been paid through the bank

..create a payment voucher in tabular form.

Heading . Company Name
sub Heading1: Address
subheading 2: Payment Voucher for October, 2020.

Table format: 7 columns , 11 rows.
Column Headings.
column 1: s/n
column 2: Employee Name
column 3: Position
column 4: Salary
column 5: Mode of payment (cash)
column 6: Signature.

..At buttom of Voucher:
Authorized by.........
Name......
Signature and Date:........

NB..there is a sample somewhere in the previous pages

jamesbridget13:
This one they are saying we shld put ten n all of us are putting ten. Are they paying everyone verified?

..one person I know, they paid all ten.
.. another person I know, they paid only 7.
..them no get pattern.

..hello house.
..I have a colleague who details were used in the previous set. it was verified but she didn't received any payment. Can she add it among the beneficiaries in her hubby's company??

WIHELMINA:
I also have log in issues here. I have not been able to log in since 12pm

same here oh

.. goodmorning guys, pls I require ur input.
..my dad has a registered company he is late.
..though my mum is now handling the biz..shud I use my eldest brother or mum as the business owner?
or I shud stick with my late father's details
thanks in Adv

..reminds me of my first week in Ondo, I would always chase after the cabs before they stop.
..That was how a passenger asked if I came for Lagos..
..After many years of chasing after Danfos at bustops...who could blame me.
..The day a taxi reversed to pick me, I was like..Shuu!!..nazo e dey be for here??.
The moment I land at Berger or Ojota...mehn it's Lagos Mode Activated oh.

..ok, I won't lie.. I dey shave am oh. Anytime I shave my pubic area...I must reach my asshole join.
..fact is, without mirror, u require the concentration of a Jedi master oh.
..infact, I dey close eye focus sef...make I no go tear my ass hole by mistake.
Na my ass...I can't shout

..Kia!!

..what will son-of-man not see in football again.

..so Barcelona cannot convert 2 penalty??

...na wa oooooo

..it's official!!....no more Barcelona in my tickets for this season.. useless pipo

profdotcom:
some one said she received yesterday.... But I'm yet to believe

Friend of mine says two of his staff have received..
but I haven't

Abeg somebodies should quote me with sure 2.00odd ticket

Thank you.

.. start calling ur friends to borrow u 1k or 2k...

Atleast u have 30 pple u can call nah.

..I love travelling, but when I think of Nigeria roads..I'm inspired to stay at home!!

..u settle down kill/murder person finish, but u don't want to die as well. Now that's ironic.

anything asides from manslaughter, any cold blooded murder should be returned in kind.
Robbosh!!

..hmm.
..na normal thing oh. Especially if the rumor monger likes u or is trying to date her.
In my own case, it was the male colleagues who were busy doing that shit. I felt betrayed.

But me wey no send anybody...Just did my job well and minded my business. They got tired eventually. This however requires an iron clad constitution.
..Just be strong for your friend. Cos she'll need moral boosting support, especially if she's not the type that has strong mind.
When the story becomes stale... they'll move on.

..the Good Lord has saved u from ur village people and u are depressed?

..wetin son-of-man no go see

frozen70:
Even if she is 10yrs younger than your present age, pls address her by either sister or Aunty before mentioning her name

She is already married that's enough respect for her, one day she will birth a child and you call her by her child's name

If you are living with them, do so, the house belongs to her and she knows best how to butt you out or allow you to stay with them

[quote author=frozen70 post=97101750]lol...house belongs to her?..cos she bought the land and built it. Or she pays the rent.
..so if my brother decides marry a lady 10 years younger than our last born., I should start calling her "aunty" or "sister"...I can't laff.

..
..of all the things troubling this world, na the way to address my brother wife I go con dey worry abt.
.. anyway, I trust my brothers, we ain't got time for that shit!

coolsegun2002:
Is messi’s deliberate dribbling that makes opponent fall down on their ass not humiliating for the players......??

How can netting the ball in a way be termed humiliating...??

Is it becos the opponent reacted, footballers react all the time when they are losing ..

This is absurd...

Bro..a defender falling after being dribbled is a different thing entirely, we can say he simply lost his balance..Dribbling is a skill, and part of the game.
If players are allowed to behave anyhow on the field,..trust me, players will begin to display unsportsmanlike behaviors on the field.
You didn't comment on the cases of Tevez, Cavani or Usain bolt.
Chosing to stroll with the ball and waiting for u to be chased before scoring is just unprofessional. He cud as well have sat down on the ball on the line or used his butt to score.
Bro...this is professional football and the players are supposed to be professional