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Romance › Re: Be Brutally Honest, If You Died From Your Favorite Thing In The Entire World by Hamachi(op): 8:45am On Jun 15, 2025
grin
Adebaba1:
Amala
You and good, too much of everything is bad.
Family › Why Did You Stop Attending Church? by Hamachi(op): 10:00am On Feb 16, 2025
Many Christians have backslided from attending church service due to one reason or the other.

I am no here to judge, I only wish you can tell us your peculiar reason for you to stop attending church and hopefully someone might be here to advice you on what to do.

No one is perfect, we all learn from birth to death always have a open heart to the endless possibilities been alive.
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Hamachi(f): 9:14am On Feb 16, 2025
Willie2015:
U cant !

I use Trading212 to get it on LSE...

Its a foreign broker.
What's the ticker?
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Hamachi(f): 9:13am On Feb 16, 2025
garripack:
Hi Guys
Good evening does any one have access to a telegram group or what's app community for NGX traders..

I would appreciate if anyone can share quality links to such informations and I don't mind if it's a paid group..

Thanks
https://chat(.)whatsapp(.)com/BjtvqBzwzuX74MTcYVSgAp
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Hamachi(f): 9:11am On Feb 16, 2025
*ATTENTION*

*MY COUNSEL AS WE APPROACH OPEN MAINNET/LISTING OF PI ON 20TH FEBRUARY*

⏹️ Don't deposit your Pi to OKX if you are a Nigerian. You don't need to be told about this.

⏹️ Other exchanges including Binance will be listing too. So wait for their announcement any moment from now.

⏹️ In listing of crypto projects, there are two possibilities -

(A). Owners of the crypto coins/token approach exchanges and pay for their coins/tokens to be listed in their exchanges.
(B). Exchanges list the crypto coins/token without necessarily taking permission from the owners of the projects. This was the case of Bitcoin. The same thing is happening currently for Pi because Pi is in its own class as a digital currency.

⏹️ Don't deposit all your Pi to exchanges. Because of the scarcity of Pi, some exchanges might suspend withdrawal of Pi for a longer time.

⏹️ Be careful of exchanges that will promise you heaven and earth to deposit your Pi with their exchanges. Of course many will bring some juicy offer in other to attract more deposits to their exchanges.

⏹️ The greatest market manipulation of all times in crypto history will happen on the 20th February because exchanges will be hungry for Pi deposit, and so they will manipulate the price at listing in other to harvest more Pi at listing. I have observed this with an exchange like Bitget and I have seen other people complain about the same Bitget too. If you don't know how to trade, it is better you wait till the market stabilizes before trading your .

⏹️ Please don't sell all your Pi at listing. Lock up some for at least 3 years. For me, as God helps me, some portions of my Pi and Sidra will be locked up for 10years. What you are holding is digital gold and a generational wealth.

⏹️ Be careful of the links you click from now onwards. Scamming for Pi has just entered *gear ⚙️ 5 because after the* *latest announcement.* So be careful, No say admin no tell you oo👂🏿. Just imagine after 6 or 7 years of pi mining ⛏️
Celebrities › Re: Lucky Udu Expose Nedu to VeryDarkMan ! (video) by Hamachi(f): 9:11am On Feb 16, 2025
BlueStripper:
Imagine what Nigerians are discussing? Such a time to be alive.

It has been proven that USAID sponsors Boko Haram yet no one is talking about it in Nigeria. We are talking about NEDU AND VDM.

Da Iska Kawai!
it's show the kond of country you have got and the likes of people your leaders are leading. Y'all deserve what you getting in Nigeria.
Romance › Re: A South African Guy Married To A Nigerian Lady by Hamachi(f): 7:46pm On Feb 15, 2025
Shattuck:
lol who go lose?
You me obviously because we would be more in demand for SA men. Your lost grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Web Programmer Job by Hamachi(f): 7:35pm On Feb 15, 2025
Startcomm22:
If N25,000 is not too small for you.

I want a web programmer to build a website with few pages.
How do we reach you?
Sports › Re: Green Man Finished 38th In Lagos City Marathon 10KM Under 40 Mins! (Photos) by Hamachi(f): 7:32pm On Feb 15, 2025
Odewaleadesoye:
True, bro! But if running was about body size, all skeletons would be marathon champions. 😆🏃🏾‍♂️
if you want to run such marathon you have to reduce to about 60-55kg.
Romance › Re: A South African Guy Married To A Nigerian Lady by Hamachi(f): 7:31pm On Feb 15, 2025
PP123:
I won't be surprised 😯 if I see this post on nairaland front-page
it made FP
Romance › Re: A South African Guy Married To A Nigerian Lady by Hamachi(f):
Finally, we are abandoning the brothers in Nigeria.


If you are interested in remote jobs, check this
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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Hamachi(f): 11:36am On Feb 15, 2025
The Tale of Two Friends: Susan and Sandra
Susan and Sandra had been inseparable since their university days. They shared a bond that went beyond friendship – they were more like sisters. After graduation, they both landed jobs in different industries, but their friendship remained strong.

As they approached their 40s, they began to think about retirement. Susan, a diligent government employee, relied heavily on her pension for post-retirement financial security. She had contributed faithfully to the pension scheme and was confident that it would provide for her needs.

Sandra, on the other hand, had a different approach. She had always been fascinated by the world of investing and had spent countless hours researching and learning about various investment options. She had diversified her portfolio, investing in stocks, real estate, and mutual funds.

The years went by, and both friends continued to work hard. Susan remained committed to her government job, while Sandra thrived in her private sector role.

The Retirement Years
Finally, the day arrived when both friends retired. Susan was 60, and Sandra was 62. They had planned to spend their golden years traveling, spending time with family, and pursuing hobbies.

However, their retirement experiences couldn't have been more different.

Susan's pension provided her with a modest monthly stipend. She had to budget carefully to make ends meet, often sacrificing her desires to travel or indulge in her favorite hobbies. She felt constrained by her limited financial resources.

Sandra, on the other hand, was living large. Her investments had grown significantly over the years, providing her with a substantial passive income stream. She traveled the world, stayed in luxurious resorts, and pursued her passions without worrying about the cost.

A Lesson Learned
One day, Susan visited Sandra at her beautiful retirement home. As they sipped coffee on the patio, Susan couldn't help but feel a pang of envy.

"Sandra, how did you do it?" Susan asked, her eyes wide with wonder. "Your investments have given you such freedom and security."

Sandra smiled, her eyes twinkling with wisdom. "It's all about planning and discipline, Susan. I started investing early, and I was consistent. I also diversified my portfolio to minimize risk."

Susan nodded, taking mental notes. "I wish I had done the same," she said wistfully.

Sandra placed a reassuring hand on Susan's arm. "It's never too late to start, Susan. Even small investments can add up over time."

A New Beginning
Susan left Sandra's home that day with a newfound determination. She began to explore investment options, seeking advice from financial experts and reading books on personal finance.

It wasn't easy, but Susan started small, investing a portion of her pension in a diversified portfolio. She monitored her investments closely, making adjustments as needed.

As the years went by, Susan's financial situation began to improve. She was able to travel, pursue her hobbies, and enjoy her retirement without worrying about money.

Susan's story serves as a reminder that it's never too late to start investing. With discipline, patience, and the right guidance, anyone can achieve financial freedom and live a fulfilling life.

The moral of the story? Invest wisely, and you'll be living large like Sandra. Rely solely on your pension, and you might end up like Susan – at least initially.
Romance › Re: Be Brutally Honest, If You Died From Your Favorite Thing In The Entire World by Hamachi(op): 11:33am On Feb 15, 2025
undecided
richmond500:
Happiness killed me
Romance › Re: Be Brutally Honest, If You Died From Your Favorite Thing In The Entire World by Hamachi(op): 11:33am On Feb 15, 2025
Goodmarlian:
Omo na nyansh I obsess and even dream about yansh.
Werey!
Romance › Re: Be Brutally Honest, If You Died From Your Favorite Thing In The Entire World by Hamachi(op): 11:32am On Feb 15, 2025
AllBlack:
You have not said yours because it is not easy to say which of your favourite things will kill you.
You really want to know?
Romance › Be Brutally Honest, If You Died From Your Favorite Thing In The Entire World by Hamachi(op): 9:08am On Feb 15, 2025
Be brutally honest, if you died from your favorite thing in the entire world, what killed you
Celebrities › Re: Saida Boj Demands An Appology From Nedu Wazobia (Video) by Hamachi(f): 9:02am On Feb 15, 2025
gassbee:
Nedu needs to b sacked from wazobia fm, his excesses is becoming too much
He left wazobia FM two years ago.
Celebrities › Re: "They don Sack Nedu" Verydarkman And Kokopee Mock Nedu (Video) by Hamachi(f): 7:37pm On Feb 14, 2025
floss:
What if all these influencers get paid by the same people to carry out different roles while they sit back to enjoy the drama as it unfolds… and the funny thing is the influencers won’t know who is bankrolling the other person.

Some stupid billionaires actually do these not just in politics alone also in the entertainment industry
You talk too much. Keep quiet. something are better left outside social media.


Anyway if you looking for remote job in Nigeria and outside Nigeria, join JobZoneNG on telegram.
Celebrities › Re: Popular OAP Nedu Wazobia Steps Down From The Honest Bunch Podcast by Hamachi(f): 10:19am On Feb 14, 2025
azpekuliar:
He did bad by airing the disparaging comments of a rabble rouser. It’s not a live show. They recorded, he reviewed it, he edited it and uploaded it. He knew what he was doing. He was no innocent bystander.

I remember some years ago, Uncle Jimi invited a guest to the studio (one of those June 12 activitists). The man made a disparaging comment about the late Admiral Akhigbe. Dis Admiral na person wey don die tay tay oo. Yet Uncle Jimi said his guest should withdraw the statement and apologize. The guest refused. Omo Uncle Jimi bounce the man comot for studio on live air.

Back to Nedu. He had repeatedly sought to bring VDM to the podcast but he was turned down repeatedly. So there has been a grudge, and it has come to a head now. I repeat, he was no innocent bystander.
shocked
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Hamachi(f): 8:03pm On Feb 13, 2025
wink
emmaodet:
Reason why I am not moved about the stock.
The P/E is too high and am not convinced about their earning growth and quality
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Rite Foods Graduate Trainee by Hamachi(f): 10:13pm On Feb 12, 2025
Ayomide2345:
Did anyone here applied for rite food graduate trainee program?
Yes
NYSC › 7 Things To Note Before You Say I Do To A Ppa Series 1 by Hamachi(op): 9:22pm On Feb 12, 2025
7 THINGS TO NOTE BEFORE YOU SAY I DO TO A PPA series 1

These are not total red flag, just to getting you informed especially for those who just left camp and want to have peace of mind and enjoy the next 11 Months of their NYSC service at their different Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). No PPA is perfect and you might need to bear with some so that you settle down. But let it be your choice and what you want to work with.

So many employer take advantage of Corp Members as cheap labour to achieve the end goal of their organisation. In order not to be used like slaves or office helper, all in the name of serving your father land, let this post give you a head up in and knowledgeable before allowing them to tear that acceptance slip.

Most important, is don't be in a hurry especially if you are relocated Corp Members (CM) don't become desperate looking for PPA. As NYSC can always even give you a better teaching option. If not relocated corper, don't be in hurry to just about getting accepted so they could head home.

Perhaps you want show your Khaki to your parents. Or maybe to slay people around street. Nevertheless, you are not alone in that, I felt the same urge too. Just as everybody else. It’s normal.

CAVEAT: Most PPA Managers are good and can be so kind at first, as they are more experience than you. Remember you will not be the first Corper there.

1. Don't be anxious

Don’t be too anxious to get or accept any PPA. There is always enough time. Believe me, the waiting is worth it.

Don’t be too anxious and frustrated that you will jump on a marketing place where you have to be hawking and walking around to get people to buy a product or whatever. You are better than that.

Don’t be like many CMs, who in the name of frustration for a PPA quickly, accepted any Primary schools and ended up becoming a Nannies, baby-sitting and cleaning the mess of kindergarten pupils. (remember the initial caveat that might be what some nursing corpers need)

2. Good accommodation

I will not lie about this. Most PPA do not have a conducive accommodation for all the CMs and that might even be better to some place without anything and yet there is no payment and with workload.

Don't settle for just anything Good accommodation can take more than all your 12 months allowance at once especially in this current economy. Some have overcrowded corpers lodge too, some of the corpers might be leaving soon, but do your research well as another set will come after those one go too. On several occasions, you will have to get an accommodation for yourself.

Some PPA's might provide an accommodation and you might not like it for privacy or other reasons.

Do not have it in mind that not every PPA will provide you with accommodation. It’s luck sometimes, but like every negotiation know that something else is benefit you.

Some of the reasons you want to look for an accommodation by yourself include
1. Privacy
2. Electricity
3. Network (where applicable)
4. Location
5. Conducive environment

Don't forget it all come with a cost.

3. Your free day must be allowed

You have privilege to a day of every week, in which you are not expected to be at your PPA at all (usually your CDS day). Your PPA must be ready to give you this day fully. Not expected to work for few hours on the same day.

It’s a work-free day for you. You Boss might push you by asking, but you have to state it that CDS days are off.

4. PPA allowance

That’s the allowance (money) the PPA will pay you at the end of every month, that’s if it’s a private PPA. This should not be less than ₦10,000, can be more, say 20k, 30k, 50k up to 250k.

Let them know you don’t like to be owed also because many employers are fond of that don't forget you don't get honest answer from employer do you research from corpers currently there. Don't be rude about your employer. You just have to make your point clear. ₦33k/77k alone may not be enough especially in our current economic reality.

To be continued...

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Together we are better informed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Experienced E-commerce Fulfillment Officers Wanted!!! by Hamachi(f): 7:44pm On Feb 12, 2025
dharmie13:
Location?
Attention to details is an important skill as a job seeker.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Welcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 4:58pm On Feb 12, 2025
The place where you see a man sitting, when he is old, will clearly explain to you, where he was standing, when he was young.
Family › Re: How Long Have You Been A Member On Nairaland ? by Hamachi(f): 6:23am On Feb 12, 2025
When did you join?
Deepspirituals:
Let's Catch some Fun.

How Long have you Been a Member on Nairaland ?

Are there Members that have been on Nairaland since 2005 when Seun Founded Nairaland and still on here without being Banned ?

I Congratulate you and Call you Baba Agba , Foundation member .
Family › Re: Is It Ok To Start Life All Over Again At 46? by Hamachi(f): 6:21am On Feb 12, 2025
kiss Teach your kids the business so they don't go begging people for jobs.
Toktee:
I graduated from university at 40+ and I just started a business last year.
A father of 3.
Family › Re: I Need Suggestions At This Point Of My Life by Hamachi(f): 6:19am On Feb 12, 2025
I totally understand your dilemma. On one hand, you have a clear passion for digital/IT skills, and on the other hand, your uncle is offering a potential job opportunity as a safety officer in an oil firm.

First, let's talk about the pay. According to Nairaland Salary thread, the average net salary for a Safety Officer in Nigeria is around ₦141,000 per month. This can range from ₦103,000 for entry-level positions to ₦214,000 for senior-level positions. Not bad, right?

However, it's essential to consider your long-term goals and passions. If you're genuinely interested in digital/IT skills, ditching your ambitions might lead to regret in the future. The IT industry is rapidly growing, and having digital skills can open doors to various job opportunities, both locally and internationally.

Here are some points to ponder:

- Alignment with your goals: Are you willing to put your IT ambitions on hold for a potentially lucrative job as a safety officer?
- Job security and growth: How secure is the job as a safety officer, and are there opportunities for growth and professional development?
- Personal fulfillment: Will working as a safety officer bring you a sense of purpose and fulfillment, or will you feel like you're compromising on your true passions?

Ultimately, the decision is yours. Take your time, weigh the pros and cons, and consider discussing your concerns with a career advisor or mentor.
CallTheCops:
Good evening people. Please I'm currently in a dilemma at this crucial stage of my life. I'm a graduate and unemployed but I plan on going into learning digital / IT skills..
The dilemma is that my uncle who works in an oil firm has told me to apply for a safety course so he would help me get a job as a safety officer if I'm successful with passing the course.

I want to ask, is it worth ditching my IT learning ambitions for? How lucrative is the pay?
Family › Re: Living With Unintelligent People. by Hamachi(f): 6:17am On Feb 12, 2025
General insights and tips on how to navigate living with a co-tenant who may have a lower IQ or cognitive abilities.

Challenges:

1. Communication barriers: Co-tenants with lower IQs may struggle to understand or express themselves effectively, leading to misunderstandings and conflicts.
2. Different habits and routines: Co-tenants with lower IQs may have different habits, such as poor personal hygiene, messy living spaces, or irregular sleep patterns, which can be frustrating for other co-tenants.
3. Safety concerns: Co-tenants with lower IQs may not fully understand or follow safety protocols, such as locking doors, using appliances correctly, or responding to emergencies.

Tips for navigating the situation:

1. Set clear boundaries and expectations: Establish a clear understanding of household rules, chores, and responsibilities to avoid confusion and conflicts.
2. Use simple and clear communication: When communicating with your co-tenant, use simple language, avoid complex instructions, and provide visual aids or demonstrations when possible.
3. Be patient and understanding: Living with someone with a lower IQ requires empathy and patience. Avoid frustration and anger, as they can escalate conflicts.
4. Encourage independence: Support your co-tenant in developing independence skills, such as managing their own finances, cooking, or cleaning.
5. Seek support when needed: If you're struggling to manage the situation or need additional support, consider consulting with a social worker, counselor, or disability support services.

1. Co-tenant selection: When selecting a co-tenant, consider their cognitive abilities and whether they can understand and follow household rules and responsibilities.
2. Mediation and conflict resolution: Establish a plan for resolving conflicts and disputes, such as mediation or seeking support from a neutral third party.

Remember that every individual is unique, and it's essential to approach the situation with empathy, understanding, and patience.
Yamleg:
Share your experiences with living or sharing apartment with low iQ co-tenant.
Family › Re: Dear Friends... Help Me Judge This Issue. by Hamachi(f): 6:12am On Feb 12, 2025
What a complex and sensitive issue!

In many African cultures, including Nigerian culture, it's common for children to support their parents financially, especially when they're working. This practice is rooted in the values of respect, gratitude, and reciprocity.

In this scenario, the sister had been making contributions to her family before getting married, and it's reasonable to assume that she wants to continue supporting her family.

The husband's assertion that all his wife's money belongs to him is problematic and reflects a patriarchal mindset. Marriage shouldn't mean that a woman's autonomy and agency over her finances are automatically transferred to her husband.

Here are some points to consider:

1. Autonomy and agency: The wife should have control over her finances and be able to make decisions about how she wants to allocate her resources.
2. Prior commitment: The wife had been making contributions to her family before getting married, and it's reasonable to assume that she wants to continue doing so.
3. Family obligations: In many cultures, children are expected to support their parents financially, and this obligation doesn't necessarily cease upon marriage.
4. Communication and agreement: Ideally, the husband and wife should have an open and honest discussion about their financial goals, expectations, and obligations. They should come to a mutual understanding and agreement about how to manage their finances.

In conclusion, the wife is not wrong for making contributions to her family even after getting married. Her autonomy, prior commitment, and family obligations should be respected. The husband's assertion that all her money belongs to him is problematic and should be addressed through open communication and mutual agreement.
Rich4god:
A family of 6 3 boys and 3 girls, they all went to school, got job and are working. Now all the children decided that they will be making contributions for the wellbeing of their parents and the family in general.

All the sisters are part of the monthly contributions.

Now along the line one of the sister got married and leaving with the husband.

The sister is still working and the husband is working in a better place than the wife. An issue came up between the husband and the wife and the issue escalated that they have to call the both family for meeting.

Now the husband is saying that since he's married to the sister, she have no right making contributions to her own family. That all her money belongs to him.

The sister's family is saying that she have been making contributions before she got married so the man have no right to stop her from making contributions.

As at the time the issue came up, the wife contribution is roughly 50k per month.

What's your take on this....

Is the wife wrong for making contributions to her family even after getting married.
Career › Re: Crypto Writer Needed For Urgent Employment by Hamachi(f): 6:09am On Feb 12, 2025
SocialJustice:
Cover letter ke, how much are you paying?
350
Career › Re: I Became Happier Immediately After I Left My Banking Job – Nigerian Man by Hamachi(f): 1:54pm On Jan 24, 2025
cheesy

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