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Politics / Re: Buhari Honours Izuchukwu, Winner Of National Scientists Presidential Award by Hambivert: 12:34pm On Mar 16, 2021
Igbo Amaka!

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Crime / Re: Katsina Police Arrest Father And Son Who Specialize In Shop Breaking And Theft by Hambivert: 4:03pm On Mar 15, 2021
Father and Son this is what the Yoruba's call
...Abinibi

Everyday is for the thief but a day eventually would be set aside for the owner of the property!

Seems Katsina people do not have Panel Beaters in their state. Why are these thieves still looking like Sanni Kabir's and not Chin Kong Fu yet

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Politics / Re: Jonathan, Wike, Others Pay Tributes To Lulu Briggs At Final Burial by Hambivert: 3:46pm On Mar 15, 2021
...and as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this judgement.

Yet some politicians and persons in authority forget to realise that man would journey someday into the great beyond and never return.

If you are afraid of death, then you are afraid of tomorrow. This does not imply that you should walk right into it when its evident.

Please use the region that houses your oblongata to operate.

Condolences to the bereaved.

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Celebrities / Re: Angelique Kidjo Congratulates Burna Boy On Grammy Win (Photo) by Hambivert: 3:07pm On Mar 15, 2021
Angelique Kidjo is the real boss!

Even when she won ahead of Burna Boy at the last edition, she still 'congratulated' and sympathised with him for his loss.

African Giant was and is better than Twice as Tall yet grace chose Twice as Tall for a Grammy. Probably, if she was nominated for this same category with Burna Boy, she would have sparogatively won again but she didn't thanks to Burna Boy's consistency.

Anyways, Angelique Kidjo is a Legendary Boss!

Small Motivational talk:
Dream big!
Wake up on time!
Don't forget the dream and finally
Act on it x100000000000 times!
That's how success is achieved.

I am not a motivational speaker, but today na Monday.

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Pets / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Caught Breastfeeding A Snake by Hambivert: 2:38pm On Mar 15, 2021
Gogo Sithole played games on my eyes...More like Gogo Shithole.

Why Africa hasn't developed beyond this her present state is because of what I call the Village people Syndrome.

This syndrome is why some are not always happy to see people succeed or see people show off their achievements, even when the ones doing the show off are not doing it to spite or shame anyone.

The angry ones have just been simply conditioned by their environment sometimes influenced by the fear of "village people" to be conservative of their success. So seeing another who isn't triggers their disgust.

If you see someone who shows off his achievements... Simply celebrate with them and move on with your life so that the impact of the syndrome would be depleted.

...Don't allow Village People Syndrome affect you! The thing and witchcraft are like 5&6

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Politics / Re: $1 Billion Arms Fund: Nigeria Has Been Swindled, Says PDP by Hambivert: 9:22pm On Mar 13, 2021
This government's imperious lies and failure is hugely disheartening!

In M. Buhari, Nigeria found a septuagenarian that sort to attain the highest seat of power for many years only to get it for the sole purpose of using everyone to 'catch cruise'

In search of a solution, Nigeria found a problem who problematically confuses a lot of people to ponder if he is still among the living or already with his Fulani ancestors.

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Politics / Re: Lawmakers Don’t Collect Sitting Allowance - Ajibola Basiru, Senate Spokesman by Hambivert: 11:27am On Mar 10, 2021
Even if they seat everyday, what impact would their seating yield in the lives of ordinary Nigerians

They are all a bunch of ineffectual sparogators!

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Politics / Re: Real Reasons Petrol Scarcity, Queues Returned To Nigerian Fuel Stations- PT by Hambivert: 10:52am On Mar 10, 2021
Forget all these, they are prevailing issues.
The number one reason that should not be overlooked is this government's ineptitude!

One Presidential spokesman was singing the praises of his paymasters when there were no queues in December last year.

I guess he wasn't informed they saved it for the new year!

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Politics / Re: Army Kills 38 Boko Haram Fighters, Loses 2 Soldiers In Chikingudu, Borno by Hambivert: 9:28pm On Mar 09, 2021
I sparogatively refuse to be deceived!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Buckingham Palace's Statement On Harry, Meghan Interview by Hambivert: 9:12pm On Mar 09, 2021
What would Harry do if this woman he has chosen over royalty chooses to divorce him later?

What if this love 'sharking' them turns sour tomorrow

Harry seems to be an emotional man and that is very worrisome.

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Politics / Re: Malami: I Never Instructed EFCC, CCB To Begin Fresh Case Against Tinubu by Hambivert: 8:35pm On Mar 09, 2021
Pressing issues needing attention continue to linger without getting any, but the uncertainties of 2023 is what these men are concerned about.

Mallami, Lai, APC and Lies are like 5&6

Anyways, Tinubu would never be a President in Nigeria as we have not forgotten LCC's role in Lekki Tollgate Massacre 20.10.20

My only worry now is that Nigerians never learn!

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Politics / Re: Cash Crunch Reduces National Assembly’s Sittings To Once A Week by Hambivert: 9:40am On Mar 09, 2021
The most useless arm of government!

Doing nothing other than baking more national cake for theirs to consume even before it leaves the oven.

Even their President at the senate prefers to be a sparogative rubber stamp than be something useful and reasonable to his family or the nation.

They are supposed to serve as a check to the excesses of the Executive
...but Invite just the President to the House when he is underperforming, they can't, even when they prostrate and say

..."Please Sir, Sorry Sir! we would like to ask you a few questions in the house".

Bunch of unprogressive, inefficient Lot!

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TV/Movies / Re: What's The First TV Channel That Comes To Mind When You Grab The TV Remote? by Hambivert: 8:49am On Mar 09, 2021
Its funny how I haven't seen ZeeWorld yet. undecided

Maybe they aren't online yet or are too shy to say their choice
...but we know who they are, what they are and how their hormonal configuration bequeaths them Love and Romance they regularly fail to give.

Sparogatively, I don taya to dey drag remote abeg!

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Education / Re: Protest At Nigerian Maritime University, Delta As Student Dies Due To Negligence by Hambivert: 4:14pm On Mar 08, 2021
E go better! e go better!!

Taaa!
...Naija na scam!

It's only when it's unnecessary that they remember due process!
Celebrities / Re: N5Million Adultery: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Court Judgment Against Him (Video) by Hambivert: 4:03pm On Mar 08, 2021
Mission Free the Sheeples and forget them in an adulteress after Coitus!

"Those who pay tithe to a church are nothing but sheeples"

Freeze doesn't pay tithe to the church. He rather would pay it to an adulteress or to the Court.


Please don't insult the Man of Gourd!
...He is highly drunk of the spirits

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Car Talk / Re: First All-Female Mechanic Shop Opens In Sokoto by Hambivert: 3:41pm On Mar 08, 2021
Give these female mechanics semi-revealing dresses and watch how Hisbah would flock there to have a glimpse of Tinz™ with the pretext of going to shutdown the place!

My people Fear North! For the Lord is on our side!

This is sparogatively a beautiful business strategy, that is designed in retrospect to the unquenchable libido of the Alhaji's...

You see a mechanic workshop...I see a bridal store!

Happy Women Day!

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Celebrities / Re: Saheed Osupa Storms Mushin Market (Photos, Video) by Hambivert: 6:57pm On Feb 25, 2021
I remember back then when Osupa and Pasuma fans use to cause commotion in Lagos. You should know what having agberos as a large chunk of your fanbase can cause in the face of a heated situation.

Chaos!

Funny thing is that at the end of the day Pasuma and Osupa would end up laughing and partying together.

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Politics / Re: Kagara Shocker: No Contact With Abductors Of Students, Others — Vanguard by Hambivert: 6:57pm On Feb 21, 2021
School students abduction is the way some vile persons in this government use to milk this nation dry. Forget this bandits nonsense, the perpetrators of this act are well in the corridors of power.

It beats my imagination how no major arrest has been made on this ordinary issue of banditry.

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Sports / Re: Sergio Ramos Shows Off Skills After Surgery For Knee Injury (Photos, Video) by Hambivert: 6:46pm On Feb 21, 2021
He has so many skills like fouling an opponent without being booked (RMA vs LIV UCL final 2018 comes to mind).
...but the greatest of them all is knowing how to collect red card more than any other teammate and doing agbero on the pitch.

Sergio is a classical sparogator!
Celebrities / Re: Neo Akpofure In Ghana; Travels Out Of Nigeria For The First Time by Hambivert: 10:51am On Feb 11, 2021
Some years ago Nigeria ordered a mass exodus for illegal immigrants which unfortunately were majorly Ghanians. Consequently, a bag was created and named "Ghana must go" for them at their departure.

...Few years along the line, Ghana have designed another bag christening it "Nigerians are coming!" because Nigerians and Noe have realised Nigeria is almost, if not already a failed state.

Anyways, I sparogatively applaud our clueless leaders that have brought us to this point of shame!

Ghana is actually beautiful!

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Crime / Re: Sure-P: Court dismisses Charges against UK Based Medical Doctor, Obaro, Wife by Hambivert: 7:40pm On Feb 04, 2021
These anti-graft agencies would charge someone without having valid evidences to win their case.
How pathetic!

ICPC is a sparogative waste of government funds, as they have not lived up to their acronym for over the decades they were formed.

It is sad how ICPC and EFCC all have at least two C's in their name, yet they can't see shishi!
Politics / Re: EFCC Reacts To The Young Man Who Jumped From 7th Floor Of 1004 Estate by Hambivert: 7:32pm On Feb 04, 2021
Superman

How did he think he could jump down from the 7th floor?

...well I guess he had watched too many action movies.

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Romance / Re: How Masturbation Turned My Life Upside Down by Hambivert: 10:11pm On Feb 02, 2021
You cannot easily navigate or control the thoughts your mind ponder about, but you can sparogatively control your actions.

Control Mr. John Thomas and find yourself 86% closer to controlling anything you set your self to control.

Masturbation is never an addiction one can stop with just a decision or prayer. However, It takes a whole lot that might comprise a tough decision and prayers.

Anyways, this is not an "aspire to acquire the desire you admire, so that you may be like Maguire before you retire" kind of speech
...but I think joining a support group may really help to motivate those who want to be free from masturbation.

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Travel / Re: Air Peace Takes Buys E195-E2 Aircraft (Photos) by Hambivert: 3:30pm On Jan 30, 2021
Nigerians always make Nigeria proud, more than the government who are the Second most corrupt people in Africa despite their supposed war on Corruption.

Anyways, Air Peace, may the skies and runways be filled with sparogative peace for you!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Launches His ‘office Of The Former President’ In Florida by Hambivert: 5:00pm On Jan 27, 2021
For Donald J Trump, no matter the situation, it is always
...Trump card! Check up!

I so love the unfazed energy.
Baba is still giving Nancy Pelosi and the democrats nightmares even after leaving office.

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Celebrities / Re: Actor Muyiwa Ademola Calls For Prayer As He Celebrates 50th Birthday (Photos) by Hambivert: 7:02pm On Jan 26, 2021
Wow! 50 years already?

I remember back then, Muyiwa Ademola was the Odunlade Adekola of Yoruba movies.

He was in almost every film then. I love people who are good at what they do, and Muyiwa is one!

Happy birthday Mr. Muyiwa omo Ademola!
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Commends Buhari On Sack Of Service Chiefs by Hambivert: 6:15pm On Jan 26, 2021
President Buhari's administration is an introverted one!

It is sparogative to note that the president is not aware of the day-to-day workings of this country. That is why people think he is dead, whereas, he is very much alive. The ineptitude of this present administration leaves emotional critics who have a particular definition of "worst case scenario" in awe, and so they lean on to their best possible interpretation of what is happening
..."Our President is Jibrin from Sudan".

I tell you, this is the best this administration can offer, this is the best our retired General can offer! Nothing more! Nothing less!

This administration as I said earlier is unaware of the happenings in this territory called Nigeria, that is why People must scream, wail, lobby, strike, protest and complain before they realise something must be said or done!

Alas! New service Chiefs after so much wailing
We applaud our administrators!

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 8 Internet Fraudsters Including A Lady In Port Harcourt (Photos) by Hambivert: 6:04pm On Jan 26, 2021
It's obvious the government has failed, but I always wonder why we should also fail as humans too.

Swindling your fellow man who has laboured hard legally to get the little he has, is outrightly despicable.

It's funny how yahoo boys and their apologist are now on the increase... but my prayer is that they change their ways before it is too late.

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Travel / Re: Two Die In Fatal Accident In Ondo (Photos) by Hambivert: 5:56pm On Jan 25, 2021
2021 2020 Won?
... Never! The year is too young to concede defeat.

All these sad news coming out from Ondo State, are the gods angry with them?

Anyways, no day is sure, the next second is never certain. We all should live well, and live right, like it's the last
... hoping and praying that we see the next second.
Romance / Re: repent by Hambivert: 8:09pm On Jan 24, 2021
Your boyfriend has a SMAN I.D card!
Hope you know?

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Travel / Re: Tipper Crushes Motorcyclist To Death In Anambra (Photos) by Hambivert: 6:23pm On Jan 23, 2021
All these tipper, caterpillar and trailer drivers are terrible people when they are behind their steering.

I just can't follow them to drag space on the road
I am not Van Diesel and will never be, that's why I don't do fast and furious.

Anyways, I sparogatively condole with the bereaved.

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