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Politics / Re: EndSARS: Lawal Gusau Reports Feminist Coalition To DSS by Hambivert: 5:30pm On Nov 16, 2020
Sparogatively, this is a MURIC close relative so I know their standpoint would be stupid at the least. Anyways, I think I need to make a reconnoitre in the role played by the feminist coalition.

My position will always remain that they turned the #EndSars protest into nothingness when they announced they would turn it into a LGBTQ rights protest!

How dare they demean #EndSars

However, since this Lawal Gusau and Mr Okeke have foolishly come out with their embarrassing argle-bargle petitions...it leaves us with minus 2 unknown enemies of a better Nigeria!

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Politics / Re: Reps In Closed-Door Meeting With Service Chiefs by Hambivert: 5:12pm On Nov 16, 2020
The Defence Headquarters, Nigerian Army, Nigeria Air
Force, Nigerian Navy, Nigeria Police Force, Nigerian Security
and Civil Defence Corps, Nigerian Immigration Service,
Nigerian Correctional Service, among others,
were
represented by top officers
.

Sparogatively, the meeting is already a useless one even before it began, since none of the head of these agencies thought it wise to come in person.

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Celebrities / Re: Frodd Attacked By Armed Robbers, His Car Destroyed (Video) by Hambivert: 3:58pm On Nov 16, 2020
Sparogatively, Nigeria is inhumane

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NYSC / Re: Two Corpers Test Positive For COVID-19 In Kano by Hambivert: 3:49pm On Nov 16, 2020
The national handling of this coronavirus issue is poorly planned and the least very shady.

If two people sparogarively tested positive to the dreaded COVID and not typhoid and Malaria, why aren't they talking about contact tracing of unaware close contacts ¿

...Or the relevant agencies are not even sure if it is COVID-19 or Malaria anymore?

COVID-19 is a cashing out scheme here in Nigeria!

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Pets / Re: Drama As Goat Opens Tap To Drink Water After Owner Closed It (Video) by Hambivert: 6:09pm On Nov 14, 2020
First it was a dog wielding a cutlass now this
...Sparogatively, we might be caught off guard with the new Animal civilisation!

...but why are Goats always stubborn? undecided

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Saraki, Dogara, El-rufai, Ganduje, Others Mourn Balarabe Musa by Hambivert: 5:00pm On Nov 11, 2020
Sparogatively, what I'm sure about is that Buhari is definitely shocked!

Anything short of "I am shocked" in his condolences would be shocking to me!

RIP Balarabe Musa.
Tell the other side that Nigerian People still needs Redemption
Politics / Re: Recall Mojisola Alli-Macaulay Banner By Amuwo Odofin Residents by Hambivert: 9:01pm On Nov 10, 2020
Sparogatively, I'll organise for the Re-call of the representative in my state.

As Nigerians we need to start taking bold steps!

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Politics / Re: Hon. Prince Nwuche Receives Humanitarian Personality Of The Year Award by Hambivert: 8:58pm On Nov 10, 2020
Sparogatively, whatever you do to make a living in this life... pray you make headway and become successful.

Even if it's selling of Awards... Pray you make it in life with it.

#ManMustSurvive
#NigeriaHard

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Religion / Re: Why Village People Kill A Lot Of Africans By Reno Omokri by Hambivert: 8:45pm On Nov 10, 2020
Reno sparogatively made nice points there...

Anyways, these days, village people no longer kill as they used to. Nowadays, they just taunt and torment the lives of their victims without killing them.

Probably that's why we have so many walking corpses on our streets and increased suicidal candidates

...Worse is if they call their potential victim and the person picks up the call and puts it on loudspeaker!

African gods no dey hear "I'm sorry!"
grin

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Religion / Re: What's Your Favorite Hymn? by Hambivert: 9:32am On Nov 08, 2020
Sparogatively, hymns have a special place in my heart. It is one of the fundamental ways in worshipping God. Personally, I love worshiping God through hymns and spiritual songs.

There is a hymn I composed also... one of my favourites!
It talks about the wonderful story of Christ. Might share it here if need be.

However, there are numerous hymns on my most favourite hymn list, but this particular one sums my very existence!

He loves me I cannot say why
He loves me I cannot say why
On Calvary tree, He suffered for me
He loves me I cannot say why


... It's very contemporary but it's beautiful!

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Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Reiterates Commitment To Pay ABSU Students Money, Releases Guidelines by Hambivert: 9:53pm On Nov 07, 2020
Ikpeazu roughly translates to mean last in Igbo language, while Abia state on the other hand seats as the First state in Nigeria's states' list.

No good roads, No good jobs, Poor healthcare, Non payment of workers salaries, Non payment of pensions amongst other vices... Yet he talks about #30,000 payment to students he previously charged #15,000.
Probably a recompense for his abysmal ineptitude

What's worse is that he thinks I and other well meaning Nigerians would welcome this 'inaudible audio ' into our ears.

Sparogatively with Ikpeazu, Abia state is now more of
...The first shall be the last
Politics / Re: Fashola: FG Will Support Developmental Initiatives Of States by Hambivert: 9:05pm On Nov 07, 2020
Generally, people dont know the differences between Federal roads and state roads, so the government of a state gets vilified or called failed even if it's only the federal roads that lie in ruins.

Sparogatively, I think Wike has mastered the art of playing in between party lines.
Wike fixes federal roads and bills them with interests of course and make them promise to pay... Rivers people, sharp man you have there!

Anyways, I must tell that Fashola's success in Lagos state during his time as governor has only translated to gross ineptitude in the Federal scene!

Well, I'm not sure anyother person would have done more under this failed adminstration!

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Business / Re: Inside Ibadan Precious Stone Market: Strabag Precious Stone International Market by Hambivert: 1:16pm On Nov 07, 2020
Sparogatively, if it's not oil it's not worth it!

There is this market of precious stones lying in ruins that can generate huge wealth for everyone, but our federal government chooses to be busy finding oil in the north where there is litlle to none with billions of Naira!

God would help only when we have sense!

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Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid 'Made In Lagos' Debuts On The UK General Album Charts by Hambivert: 1:05pm On Nov 07, 2020
The Made in Lagos album cover... I don't like
...Probably because of the pose and the absence of any sign of Lagos on it.

The songs
My opinion remains with me.

Wizkid
Boy has gone global, hating cannot stop him

I sparogatively wish him all the best...while I listen to Sinach's Way Maker continuously

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Celebrities / Re: Dr Sid Celebrates Not Smoking For 2 Years by Hambivert: 12:56pm On Nov 07, 2020
Sparogatively, this is a very courageous move. Pray he doesn't go back to his old ways!

Come to think of it, I guess I should also celebrate my entire lifetime of not smoking nor drinking!

Good health is bliss!

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Celebrities / Re: MC Papi Calls Out Kano Government Over Poor Infrastructures by Hambivert: 12:47pm On Nov 07, 2020
I sparogatively thought Kano state was the best in infrastructure in the whole of the north!

Well, Nigeria celebrates mediocrity so I am not surprised.

Anyways, I'd love to visit Kano state someday

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Crime / Re: Dog Dies In Colombia, Was 'Gang-Raped' And Stabbed 30 Times by Hambivert: 11:41am On Nov 07, 2020
shocked
Are you kidneying me

Sparogatively, I never thought any country would surpass India and Kenya in the weird news category.

Gang rape and stab a dog?
Colombia why?

Pablo Escobar would be rolling in disgust in his grave!

#SayNoToDogAbuse
#NoIsNo

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kentucky Elects Dog Wilbur As Mayor In US by Hambivert: 11:12am On Nov 05, 2020
Can this sparogatively be the way forward for Nigeria's problems

All humans tried... have failed since almagamation!
Should we go the animal way

Anyways, that's if our brothers across the river doesn't use it for pepper soup before the swearing-in ceremony.
grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump's Fan Storms Press Conference To Accuse Joe Biden Of Stealing by Hambivert: 9:54am On Nov 05, 2020
Sparogatively, I thought US sanctioned Orubebe with a visa ban for his outburst in 2015

How manage he kon take enter US again

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Romance / Re: Igbo Couple Use 'Ukwa' Sauce To Make Their Wedding Cake (Photos) by Hambivert: 9:46am On Nov 05, 2020
If they decided to go with the Ukwa cake that's their choice that I wholeheartedly accept.

...but some people forming their spokesperson saying it's a traditional wedding only shows the height of their humilating double standard!

Traditional wedding wey husband wear monkey jacket and tie do...who una wan dey deceive

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Celebrities / Re: Ifeanyi David Adeleke 1st Birthday: Davido & Chioma Host Party For Their Son by Hambivert: 9:32am On Nov 05, 2020
I thought it's a 1year old's birthday

Why can I see only adults

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Politics / Re: #EndSARS: Police To Promote Officers Killed, Injured During Recent Rampage — IGP by Hambivert: 8:57am On Nov 05, 2020
All these ones are sparogatively too much talk!


Mr. Man, first #EndSWAT jor! angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S. Supreme Court May Not Have Final Say In Election, Despite Trump Threat by Hambivert: 8:17am On Nov 05, 2020
Sparogatively, analysing the US elections is not something I'm proud of doing when my own country has totally tilted towards the failed zone category. A green and white country that seems to be practicing democaracy in a military cantonment. What a shame!

However, I must insist that Donald Trump is like a trump card! Those thinking he has lost already shouldn't start celebrating yet.

Anyways Proverbs 28:1 The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.

My Preferred candidate to win
Well, I belong to everybody but I am for nobody!

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Politics / Re: Japhet Omojuwa Apologises to Osinbajo, Deletes Tweet by Hambivert: 8:08am On Nov 05, 2020
Sparogatively I really don't know if the VP uses his political might to suppress these people into submission and retraction of their allegations, but I must say I like him personally and I know he is not like the others, even if his adminstration is a failed one.

Prayer point for today:
... Oh! Lord, vindicate me from every Accuser and Accusation!

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Car Talk / Re: Nigerians In Shock As Us-based Man Shares Photos Of ”ladipo Market” In America by Hambivert: 7:44pm On Nov 03, 2020
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Car Talk / Re: Nigerians In Shock As Us-based Man Shares Photos Of ”ladipo Market” In America by Hambivert: 7:44pm On Nov 03, 2020
Nigeria is Nigeria

You can never find Nigeria anywhere else!
The craze, the crave, the cuss, the anger, the rowdiness, the peculiarity
...You just can't find

Replica
sparogatively maybe
Science/Technology / Re: Scientists Reveal Brain Of 233-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur (Pictures) by Hambivert: 7:24pm On Nov 03, 2020
Sparogatively, I don't believe in these things in it's entirety most especially their obnoxious dates, but, I still love to hear their stories.

If it's a Saurischia or an Ornithischia I largely don't care. I think I just like to know these things for the goodness of knowing them not that it matters... probably not in a country like Nigeria.

Well, I hope these foreign excavators and researchers continue with their work regardless of the people who think they are wasting their time....

So many Nigerian students and professors depend on them even if they never get to practice what they learn or teach. They still depend!

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Politics / Re: Senate Tackles Lai Mohammed Over N250m Project by Hambivert: 3:58pm On Nov 03, 2020
Lie Lia Mohammed!

The name you give to your children sparogatively may affect their lives!

Please even if it's a property or a pet, choose the naming wisely
Politics / Re: Bashir Magashi: US Rescue Operation Not Violation Of Nigeria’s Sovereignty by Hambivert: 3:28pm On Nov 03, 2020
sparogatively, the world already knows our leaders are incompetent.

If this government can't protect her own citizens, how do one expect her to protect foreigners?

I can't fathom!

If you are of the view this government would have the interest of a foreigner more than the lives of the Chibok girls that gained global attention but are still locked up somewhere in Sambisa! If you are of the view they would oversee the rescue of a foreigner over #FreeLeahSharibu , then I must thank God you are not the President of the US!

It doesn't violate it! Never did and Never will

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: FG Denies Generating ‘No-Fly’ List by Hambivert: 3:13pm On Nov 03, 2020
Sparogatively, this administration's thematic structure now sounds more like the name of one of their able minister. No one takes them serious anymore!

They are full of lies, and lies and lies!

Even if it's the truth, it always still sounds like a lie

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Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Stephen Fights With Body Shammers On Instagram by Hambivert: 10:53am On Nov 03, 2020
Sparogatively, body shaming is a very wrong thing to do!
Simply just mind your business, it doesn't cost nothing!

If your consciousness pricks you to the extent you cannot can! Use wisdom and understanding to speak your mind. If you don't have this... FEM!

The truth is that she doesn't like she is fat! Despite all she tries to do to reduce weight, it doesn't seems to work.

Her ancestors are fat. It's a genetic thing and not her doing.

To all the people who thinks they are helping her, just know
...Depression kills faster than Fat!

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Politics / Re: Amotekun Arrests Six Suspected Looters In Ondo by Hambivert: 10:35am On Nov 03, 2020
It definitely wouldn't be a bad idea if every region have their own Security unit
... but my only fear is the demon that possesses this security officers after adorning the uniform!

It sparogatively isn't limited to race, culture or geography!
The demon goes everywhere the uniform goes!

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