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shebi na so so phone branded umbrellas I dey see so

How come Johnny come take carry fufu come house for dis same computer village?

...I am still in sparogative bewilderment!

E be like say na for this same party, Salimot boyfriend carry fufu wrapped iPhone 12 come back house as souvenir kon begin dey cry.

Thank God for we wey no dey chop fufu!

Giannis Adetokunbo, with all these money, I sparogatively wouldn't settle for a mistaken identity.

...For the Love of culture and Dignity!

Anyways, Congratulobia Giannis Antetokounmpo!

What effect would these panels actually have?

Knowing how things are run in this country, I am in sparogative doubt they would live up to expectations.

What I can't fathom is how Enugu's neighbouring state Anambra also have a panel setup for this matter, and the most notorious SARS official in Nigeria in the person of James Nwafor is still at large despite recently being an official in the Anambra state government.

These panels are a waste of public funds until proven otherwise!

Who say na South West?

Oyo sate sparogatively owns this security outfit called Amotekun!

When Nigerians love you... Your joy sparogatively would know no bounds. Ask Enisa the new Eniola

... but small F.up¿ like this

You'll wish they never loved you in the first place.
Desmond Elliot is still recovering.

So Shatta Wale, be careful of what you tell your country people to learn!

A word is enough!

That is too much you are asking there Oby!

I think the President would only think about this suggestion as sparogative if you opine Nigerians turn themselves into his cows and probably relocate to Daura.

Mind you, you just can't be a cow anywhere in Nigeria and think you would be presidentialy made important. Daura is the only place for those kind of cows!

He'll care about them more by then.... I can even bet Lie Mohammed's left balls on this.

This is sparogatively a misleading headline!
It is more of a motivational session than an experience recount.

Anyways, I don't support the "Survival" point you made, on picking any available job.
...Although it is distantly catchy, it is a wrong approach. Most times if one does, it may tie them down and limit their chances of searching for better prospects. Some jobs might be so engaging and tiresome that one basically has no time or energy for another thing.

Also, although I canvass for a shrewd lifestyle, I am not an advocate of stringent savings anymore. The Naira is basically valueless these days. So saving up¿
... I'm not sure about that.

Anyways, as everyman's fingerprint is different so is their destiny.
Nice write tho.

Tinubu's AlphaBeta GDP and Net profit solely relies on Lagos Government taxes.
I don't think Lagos state's present government got the balls to do this.

By the way, government keeps collecting taxes but what do they sparogatively use them for?

Nothing!

You want to talk about the petty projects they do?
...They are financed from international grants and many atimes loans. So it's basically Nothing they do with our taxes other than fill their bloated tummies.

ZoneB's is this the Nigeria of your dreams?

Security F9
Agriculture F9
Economy F9
Sports F9
Health F9
Education F9
Job Security F9
Transportation F9
Governance F9
Foreign Policy F9
Infrastructure and development F9

The only good results on their sheets is
Emigration A1
Recession A1
Poverty A1
Hunger A1

I get saddened when I still see people in sparogative support of this failed government.

Nigerians deserve better!

I think God knew it would be this tough in Nigeria, maybe that was why he placed the most resilient people in the world on this our side of the Niger.

Many Africans always love to use Nigerians and Nigeria in general to validate their existence!

South Africa's Xenophobic attacks and Ghana's witch hunt on Nigerian business owners proves this point.

From banking, commerce to entertainment, arts in general and even our resilience... we are everything this other Africans want to be, but are not.

Nigerians are the real Giants of Africa even though the government sparogatively keeps dwarfing us!

This Cindy wanted to bash Nigeria but still chose to play "Aka aka ya" while recording her hateful video. Calling Omah Lay an idiot was way out of line and actually proved who the real idiot was.

It is sparogative to note that Nigeria's foreign influence has reduced drastically under this administration, despite their incessant foreign trips.

I shake my head for those who still thinks those foreign trips by the president were important.

Total waste of tax payers money!

If Uganda can prevent the Nigerian government from interfering on the matters of Nigerians, what then would South Africa do

So sad Omah Lay and Tems had to find out in common Uganda that the former Giant of Africa has mutated to a Dwarf

"Was he a black man?"

I'm sure some people sparogatively came here just to confirm.

From a gun brandisher to a loving father

...A sparogative round of applause to this man's PR managers.

Anyways, A happy birthday to baba Fela's grandchild!

I would have said you should do your work quietly but, I remembered that if no one blows your trumpet many would think that you aren't working.

Still on still there is nothing worth praising in this renovation.

Sparogatively, Kano is the only state in the North that seems to know its Onions.
I actually don't blame others, since Onions now in Nigeria is a scarce commodity.

I wouldn't join this choir of people heaping praises already since we are only still in the promise stage.
If you haven't learnt anything in Nigeria, how about not believing this politicians?

Until this promise comes to reality, and passes the accountability and transparency stage then and only then would I join the choir.

Since the beginning of politics no politician sparogatively has ever had the interest of any other person other than themselves at heart.

Even the devil deceived one-third of the angels in heaven just to have the throne of God all to himself!

Moral lesson:
Politicians may have valid reasons and salient points to back up their claims...
...but my dear Naija, believe them not!

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Sparogatively, we the Igbo people feel offended by this haphazard apology!


You want to translate into Nigerian languages forgetting we have three major amongst many others?
See, you cannot say you have done something by partially doing it!

Anyways, until she stops seeking public validation she seems to be in dire need of, and finds and apologise to the young girl she taunted...

It is still undone!

I sparogatively may not be good with captions or engage in the Ronaldo and Messi argument
...but I was right in one thing, when I said

... I 8-2 tell Barcelona and their fans that...
RonalGOAT would be coming to Camp Nou!

...and he came!

sparogatively, after Lauretta didn't work out and there wasn't any more verified magomago replacement, they opted to keep their trusted old hands.

When Zamfara and Imo state memory is still refresh...


How can you reinstate a bye-election failure?

This administration definitely doesn't mean well for Nigeria!

Condolences to the bereaved!

The last time fire broke out somewhere in Nigeria, the firefighters sparogatively came quite early with their trucks, to the amusement and admiration of many...

only to tell them...
"We don't have water in our trucks. Please, we came early so that we can begin to pump water from your borehole" ...

I sadly just remembered this story after I read this line...

Authorities dispatched 16 fire engines and 105 firefighters to the scene, and the blaze was 'brought under control'.

May God help Nigeria!
Such an inferno may deluge our already recessed fire services.

Burna Boy is a good musician no doubt.

... but Shade Ladipo, who are the "We" you are talking about?
Your family and friends

The last time I checked, every Nigerian over here is breathing fine and many more still use Burna Boy's songs to Rest.

She even said he should frustrate us

I would have pretended I knew exactly what you meant... but no I just can't!

Diego Maradona, hope you sparogatively rest in the Hand of God

Sparogatively, he knows their is No case!

It should be made known that the previously unknown former presidential aspirant only filed the lawsuit to seek for cheap favour and 'familiarity' from the presidency.

Ada MU with an additional MU to his name would reveal how clever he is.

Adamu, Okeke and Lawal Gusau should be treated as enemies of Nigeria!

Baba Atiku, hope you know by 2023 you'll sparogatively be 80 years old?

If this new strategy of yours is to sell your youthfulness to us because of 2023
... I'm sorry sir, over here it is failed on arrival already.

The President that never was, please save your funds!

Oh God! why do the evilness of the days keep soaring?
Two year old baby girl
Jisos... how about that trumpet?

People do say 'konji na bastard' but I say, every bastard has a father... alive or dead!

In konji's case the father is our thoughts!
Guard your thoughts so they wouldn't cause problem for you or anyone!

Anyways, may the culprit face Physical, Chemical and even hormonal castration in the name of the law!

Amen!

Sparogatively, these ones may just be on their way to spend a lifetime in Prison unless a jailbreak or pardon happens.

If I'm the governor or President, I sure wouldn't append my signature for a life to be whisked to death.
Never!

Why

Hangmen also Die
...Savvy Esiaba Irobi!
God bless his memory.

Sparogatively, many people would clamour for the cost of governance to be trimmed down especially when it comes to the legislative spending.

Very good call!

...but I see this as a feat of double standard!

Imagine if we were the ones in charge of the contract of procuring these vehicles and other 'questionable' expenses of the government.. Would we still clamour

Buhari and this government are failures obviously, but we also may not be different. Right now what differentiates many of us is that, they are constantly eating while we are yet to even have a taste of the icing on the national cake!

Double Standards!

sparogatively, all I can see is a business man in Pretty Mike.

His unconventional approach may be absurd...but that's how he keeps his business thriving.
Show biz deals with show off!

"I'll Hire 6 pregnant ladies to accompany me to an event...our matter must reach America!"
...finally it did!

Don't hate the player...

With such effrontery, you would think the devil schooled him on thievery personally.
...If the boy had been caught and treated like a criminal the Nigerian way... He would outrightly have blamed the devil.

That's a fact!

Not the woman who obviously wasn't security conscious, I unapologetically only pity the devil here even though he wasn't put to blame this time.

Since this situation would occur again and this time somebody sparogatively caught, it's wise I save my pity for the devil in advance!

"This pikin, I no kill my mama... So, you no go kill me!"

Sparogatively, he did eventually!

My condolences to the bereaved