₦airaland Forum

What would Harry do if this woman he has chosen over royalty chooses to divorce him later?

What if this love 'sharking' them turns sour tomorrow

Harry seems to be an emotional man and that is very worrisome.

Pressing issues needing attention continue to linger without getting any, but the uncertainties of 2023 is what these men are concerned about.

Mallami, Lai, APC and Lies are like 5&6

Anyways, Tinubu would never be a President in Nigeria as we have not forgotten LCC's role in Lekki Tollgate Massacre 20.10.20

My only worry now is that Nigerians never learn!

The most useless arm of government!

Doing nothing other than baking more national cake for theirs to consume even before it leaves the oven.

Even their President at the senate prefers to be a sparogative rubber stamp than be something useful and reasonable to his family or the nation.

They are supposed to serve as a check to the excesses of the Executive
...but Invite just the President to the House when he is underperforming, they can't, even when they prostrate and say

..."Please Sir, Sorry Sir! we would like to ask you a few questions in the house".

Bunch of unprogressive, inefficient Lot!

Its funny how I haven't seen ZeeWorld yet.

Maybe they aren't online yet or are too shy to say their choice
...but we know who they are, what they are and how their hormonal configuration bequeaths them Love and Romance they regularly fail to give.

Sparogatively, I don taya to dey drag remote abeg!

E go better! e go better!!

Taaa!
...Naija na scam!

It's only when it's unnecessary that they remember due process!

Mission Free the Sheeples and forget them in an adulteress after Coitus!

"Those who pay tithe to a church are nothing but sheeples"

Freeze doesn't pay tithe to the church. He rather would pay it to an adulteress or to the Court.


Please don't insult the Man of Gourd!
...He is highly drunk of the spirits

Give these female mechanics semi-revealing dresses and watch how Hisbah would flock there to have a glimpse of Tinz™ with the pretext of going to shutdown the place!

My people Fear North! For the Lord is on our side!

This is sparogatively a beautiful business strategy, that is designed in retrospect to the unquenchable libido of the Alhaji's...

You see a mechanic workshop...I see a bridal store!

Happy Women Day!

I remember back then when Osupa and Pasuma fans use to cause commotion in Lagos. You should know what having agberos as a large chunk of your fanbase can cause in the face of a heated situation.

Chaos!

Funny thing is that at the end of the day Pasuma and Osupa would end up laughing and partying together.

School students abduction is the way some vile persons in this government use to milk this nation dry. Forget this bandits nonsense, the perpetrators of this act are well in the corridors of power.

It beats my imagination how no major arrest has been made on this ordinary issue of banditry.

He has so many skills like fouling an opponent without being booked (RMA vs LIV UCL final 2018 comes to mind).
...but the greatest of them all is knowing how to collect red card more than any other teammate and doing agbero on the pitch.

Sergio is a classical sparogator!

Some years ago Nigeria ordered a mass exodus for illegal immigrants which unfortunately were majorly Ghanians. Consequently, a bag was created and named "Ghana must go" for them at their departure.

...Few years along the line, Ghana have designed another bag christening it "Nigerians are coming!" because Nigerians and Noe have realised Nigeria is almost, if not already a failed state.

Anyways, I sparogatively applaud our clueless leaders that have brought us to this point of shame!

Ghana is actually beautiful!

These anti-graft agencies would charge someone without having valid evidences to win their case.
How pathetic!

ICPC is a sparogative waste of government funds, as they have not lived up to their acronym for over the decades they were formed.

It is sad how ICPC and EFCC all have at least two C's in their name, yet they can't see shishi!

Superman

How did he think he could jump down from the 7th floor?

...well I guess he had watched too many action movies.

You cannot easily navigate or control the thoughts your mind ponder about, but you can sparogatively control your actions.

Control Mr. John Thomas and find yourself 86% closer to controlling anything you set your self to control.

Masturbation is never an addiction one can stop with just a decision or prayer. However, It takes a whole lot that might comprise a tough decision and prayers.

Anyways, this is not an "aspire to acquire the desire you admire, so that you may be like Maguire before you retire" kind of speech
...but I think joining a support group may really help to motivate those who want to be free from masturbation.

Nigerians always make Nigeria proud, more than the government who are the Second most corrupt people in Africa despite their supposed war on Corruption.

Anyways, Air Peace, may the skies and runways be filled with sparogative peace for you!

For Donald J Trump, no matter the situation, it is always
...Trump card! Check up!

I so love the unfazed energy.
Baba is still giving Nancy Pelosi and the democrats nightmares even after leaving office.

Wow! 50 years already?

I remember back then, Muyiwa Ademola was the Odunlade Adekola of Yoruba movies.

He was in almost every film then. I love people who are good at what they do, and Muyiwa is one!

Happy birthday Mr. Muyiwa omo Ademola!

President Buhari's administration is an introverted one!

It is sparogative to note that the president is not aware of the day-to-day workings of this country. That is why people think he is dead, whereas, he is very much alive. The ineptitude of this present administration leaves emotional critics who have a particular definition of "worst case scenario" in awe, and so they lean on to their best possible interpretation of what is happening
..."Our President is Jibrin from Sudan".

I tell you, this is the best this administration can offer, this is the best our retired General can offer! Nothing more! Nothing less!

This administration as I said earlier is unaware of the happenings in this territory called Nigeria, that is why People must scream, wail, lobby, strike, protest and complain before they realise something must be said or done!

Alas! New service Chiefs after so much wailing
We applaud our administrators!

It's obvious the government has failed, but I always wonder why we should also fail as humans too.

Swindling your fellow man who has laboured hard legally to get the little he has, is outrightly despicable.

It's funny how yahoo boys and their apologist are now on the increase... but my prayer is that they change their ways before it is too late.

2021 2020 Won?
... Never! The year is too young to concede defeat.

All these sad news coming out from Ondo State, are the gods angry with them?

Anyways, no day is sure, the next second is never certain. We all should live well, and live right, like it's the last
... hoping and praying that we see the next second.

Your boyfriend has a SMAN I.D card!
Hope you know?

All these tipper, caterpillar and trailer drivers are terrible people when they are behind their steering.

I just can't follow them to drag space on the road
I am not Van Diesel and will never be, that's why I don't do fast and furious.

Anyways, I sparogatively condole with the bereaved.

"Men love sex too much" but 98% of people that call themselves sex therapists are women, 98% of people that give relationship advice relating to sex are also women.

Yet, Men love sex so much, that the newly formed Stingy Women Association motto is
..."Do not Open".

Men have been sparogated for far too long because of one extra opening in the pelvis of humanoid and this is really disheartening!

I sparogatively understand from this news that all students in UI now have a Natural Extra Year that they can do nothing about.

This would be a sad and disheartening news for those students who would have graduated from the university as old men, but now would be graduating as older men!

I fear religious people, especially the fanatics. They have been manipulative since time immemorial.

Since when the white men came, my people began to line up their children to take pictures with a masked Father Christmas, but sparogatively warned these same kids not to even go 30meters close to their own ancestral Ekpe because it was a masquerade. Whereas, those same white men who gave them their new found religion come with smiles and cameras every festival year to get an intimate feel of the Ekpe.

I do not like masquerades, and it's my choice, but I must tell that the costume wearing Father Christmas, Ekpe masquerade, likewise other African masquerades are all Masquerades!.

If you think otherwise, then you are also a brainwashed victim!

I am irreligious, but Proudly a Christian.
I do not see my style of Christianity as a religion... I see it as a culture! (living like Christ)

...and I'm not brainwashed!

Many of us are sparogative foodies but pretend not to be. However, I always wonder why the pretenders still keep up with the pretense even when the nation itself is hungry.

However, there are different levels to being a foodie. Some people are bigger foodies than I am. That being said...


Nne, shey I can get just tasting?

I saw the headlines and thought it was a government owned investment.
Should I say sadly or happily¿ Well, I realized it isn't government owned.

That minister (names withheld! I don't want to be charged for hate speech) told us
..."Nigeria would have a national carrier soon!". We saw pictures and models, even heard they developed a website for it... all hopes were high.
5 years, plus so many months and days and hours and minutes and seconds after, we still didn't see any carrier.

Is it safe to say Nigeria's national carrier doesn't have a career in aviation?

Anytime I decide to take this administration serious, something would sparogatively remind me of
..."We will make $1 equal to #1" and the thought becomes history.

Anyways, big one for Green Africa... I hope the skies be green for them!

Okon gained admission late into the university but was expected to graduate before age 26.
However, upon his admission, his village people rolled out drums for merriment and celebrations to the delight of their associates in the diaspora.

On that unfortunate day, the lyrics of Teni's for your case was modified and without care, he danced with much abandon for he was joyous!

Suddenly, the village people located ASUU, and as if that was not enough, they invoked and deposited coronavirus into the fray.

Okon realising these circumstances ran to his pastor who told him
..."until you decide to pray and cast out evil and also hold the government accountable, your expected date of graduation would be when you clock 30".

Learn what you want to learn, or pick what you want to pick out of this story... I only told you a tale of Okon. The funny thing is that he is someones brother and anothers son

Anyways, I sparogatively believe the Den of Lions, my great citadel, should be the ones roaring! Well, since it is not by who roars best but by who grabs and tears the best... I will hold my peace!

The name of the association doesn't suggest to be accommodating to only men. However, their motto on the other hand...

In any way, the Cheerful Givers Association should be a society of love-struck married men, or men hooked by kayanmata 2.0

Any Single guy that decides to join them when the woman in context is not their mother or sister should be declared a sparogative mollusca

Even in America where their cases are quite alarming, many still thinks the virus is a scam there

... so, why should Nigerians sparogatively think more highly of it?

The people that asked why Nigeria isn't producing Vaccines sef... na wa for una o

Is Nigeria a country or a place?
To me Nigeria is more like Asgard, a work of fiction that should have never formed!