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Business / Re: How Were You Able To Start & Grow Your Business To Profitability? by Hambivert: 11:31am On Dec 22, 2020
For me, it has sparogatively been God all the way.

Proverbs 16:3 : commit your works to the LORD, and your thoughts will be established.
After reading this, I gave ownership of mine to God.

Diligence was a key factor
Proverbs 22:29 Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean men.

When I thought on starting, I had so much doubt and fears... sometimes I still do, but anytime I remember...
Exodus 31:3 "And I have filled him with the Spirit of God, in wisdom, in understanding, in knowledge, and in all manner of workmanship.
...these fears becomes what keeps me going.

Good customer relationship shouldn't be neglected. God basically can't do the part he expects you to do yourself...

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Politics / Re: Unyime Idem To Commission 1000-Seater Capacity Skill Acquisition Center by Hambivert: 11:08am On Dec 22, 2020
Who is this sparogator?

[quote]1000-Seater-capacity skills Acquisition Center...[\quote]Inside this small building?

I read all through this post and couldn't place if the pictures shown was the 1000 seater which obviously wouldn't be.

I know PR is not for everybody...
...but it would be wise if the most elaborate project is highlighted for publicity, than using a 1000 seater headline and showing us a small room of 40 seats.
Phones / Re: FG Extends Deadline For NiN Registration by Hambivert: 7:47pm On Dec 21, 2020
Being a Nigerian is stress itself!
I never thought of rushing to do this registration.
Sparogatively still not considering doing it yet, because I can't compound my life with additional stress.

The few of us clamouring for an online registration process would continue doing so as much as we can, untill they listen to us.

...and if they don't¿
We'll register for it when we are stressed less.

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Celebrities / Re: I Need A New Bae - Don Jazzy Gives Up On Possible Relationship With Rihanna by Hambivert: 7:39pm On Dec 21, 2020
Don Jazzy is sparogatively wiser now
...while my own bitter truth is that I'm still in love with Mary even though I know the meaning of that name!

This heart and brain war ehnnn...
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Politics / Re: Reps To Punish Lawmaker, Kingsley Chinda, Over Call For Buhari's Impeachment by Hambivert: 5:58pm On Dec 21, 2020
Nigeria right now is living in fear!
A wise man once said... "a wicked illiterate in power, is more devilish than the devil"

The bravest we have ever been was the recent #EndSARS protest that we all hoped would metamorphos to something bigger... sadly the innate fear of Nigerians didn't make it happen.

We are simply just the most fearful people on earth... but what hides these our own fear is something I call "One kind Pride Like That".

Why are we proudly Nigerians?
... Honestly there is no sparogative reason!
... yet, we would raise up our heads and shoulders, and pose when proud citizens of other nations are taking group selfie!


You would be living in deceit if you think these representatives, who all have skeletal silhouettes in their cupboards would ever consider impeaching Buhari.

... Those ones are always afraid!

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Politics / Re: NIMC Shuts Lagos Office To NiN Registrants by Hambivert: 5:28pm On Dec 21, 2020
Sparogatively, I don't know why most Nigerians like to panic. As young as I am, I am already wise enough not to let panic attack kill me.
I am always shocked when I see elderly people whose death are seemingly closer, panicking.

What hurts me most is that these officials have no regard for age, putting the elderly through hardship and insults.

How I wish it was only my type of people that made up at least 190 million out of the 200 million Nigerians we have.

I for see whether those network providers no go form union begin dey protest for street against these clueless government themselves.

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Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Features Mother Bose, Sister Ronami Ogulu In “Way Too Big” Music Video by Hambivert: 10:21am On Dec 19, 2020
sparogatively, the handwritting got an impress on me!
Romance / Re: Lady Cries As Her Husband Gifts Her An SUV On Her Birthday (Video) by Hambivert: 8:00pm On Dec 18, 2020
God bless all hardworking men!

A good wife sparogatively deserves good things, not all those girls with absurd sense of entitlement.

Anyways, to all the single guys out there...

..."Give your mama before you give Obianuju!"

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Politics / Re: Kankara Schoolboy: Our Abductors Were Not Boko Haram (Video) by Hambivert: 3:26pm On Dec 18, 2020
Sparogatively, I'm not surprised!
I knew this would happen when I saw on twitter, one presidential spokesperson announcing the boys would address Arise News later today.

I just knew a ploy had been hatched!

Anyways, even if we are to believe this lie... shouldn't these men be worried that another terrorist group in the guise of bandits are already taking over while Boko Haram is still ravaging the North

Big wahala for country wey see Nepa bill as certificate!

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Politics / Re: Rice Smuggling - Why We Are Re-opening Borders - Jibrin Ibrahim by Hambivert: 12:29pm On Dec 17, 2020
This man didn't get the news right?

Rice importation is still banned despite the re-opening of the border and amidst its shortage in the country!

There are and was sparogatively no logical objective!

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Politics / Re: Travails Of Mama Boko Haram: Why She Is Held In Prison Since February by Hambivert: 11:58pm On Dec 16, 2020
Tahir Daura
since only one person cannot be addressed as a people...
...Our president village person, we greet you, all the way from Daura where we are having a zoom conference with the presidential cows!

We say na go de!

Nice write OP

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Phones / Re: Photos From Computer Village Carnival 2020 Edition by Hambivert: 9:42pm On Dec 16, 2020
shebi na so so phone branded umbrellas I dey see so

How come Johnny come take carry fufu come house for dis same computer village?

...I am still in sparogative bewilderment!

E be like say na for this same party, Salimot boyfriend carry fufu wrapped iPhone 12 come back house as souvenir kon begin dey cry.

Thank God for we wey no dey chop fufu!
Sports / Re: Giannis Antetokounmpo Signs $228 Million Deal - The Richest In NBA History by Hambivert: 8:57am On Dec 16, 2020
Giannis Adetokunbo, with all these money, I sparogatively wouldn't settle for a mistaken identity.

...For the Love of culture and Dignity!

Anyways, Congratulobia Giannis Antetokounmpo!

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Crime / Re: Angela Ozioko: Goddy Nnadi Brought SARS Who Shot My Son by Hambivert: 7:56am On Dec 16, 2020
What effect would these panels actually have?

Knowing how things are run in this country, I am in sparogative doubt they would live up to expectations.

What I can't fathom is how Enugu's neighbouring state Anambra also have a panel setup for this matter, and the most notorious SARS official in Nigeria in the person of James Nwafor is still at large despite recently being an official in the Anambra state government.

These panels are a waste of public funds until proven otherwise!

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Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Buys 33 Operational Vehicles And 396 Motorcycles For Amotekun by Hambivert: 8:14pm On Dec 15, 2020
Who say na South West?

Oyo sate sparogatively owns this security outfit called Amotekun!

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Celebrities / Re: Ghana Should Learn From Nigeria , Shatta Wale Reacts To Omah Lay's Arrest by Hambivert: 6:47pm On Dec 15, 2020
When Nigerians love you... Your joy sparogatively would know no bounds. Ask Enisa the new Eniola

... but small F.up¿ like this

You'll wish they never loved you in the first place.
Desmond Elliot is still recovering.

So Shatta Wale, be careful of what you tell your country people to learn!

A word is enough!

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Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili: Buhari Should Leave His Cows For Once by Hambivert: 6:10pm On Dec 15, 2020
That is too much you are asking there Oby!

I think the President would only think about this suggestion as sparogative if you opine Nigerians turn themselves into his cows and probably relocate to Daura.

Mind you, you just can't be a cow anywhere in Nigeria and think you would be presidentialy made important. Daura is the only place for those kind of cows!

He'll care about them more by then.... I can even bet Lie Mohammed's left balls on this.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Job Hunt Experience by Hambivert: 2:26pm On Dec 15, 2020
This is sparogatively a misleading headline!
It is more of a motivational session than an experience recount.

Anyways, I don't support the "Survival" point you made, on picking any available job.
...Although it is distantly catchy, it is a wrong approach. Most times if one does, it may tie them down and limit their chances of searching for better prospects. Some jobs might be so engaging and tiresome that one basically has no time or energy for another thing.

Also, although I canvass for a shrewd lifestyle, I am not an advocate of stringent savings anymore. The Naira is basically valueless these days. So saving up¿
... I'm not sure about that.

Anyways, as everyman's fingerprint is different so is their destiny.
Nice write tho.

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Politics / Re: Governors To Stop Tax Collection Concession As States’ Revenues Decline by Hambivert: 1:55pm On Dec 15, 2020
Tinubu's AlphaBeta GDP and Net profit solely relies on Lagos Government taxes.
I don't think Lagos state's present government got the balls to do this.

By the way, government keeps collecting taxes but what do they sparogatively use them for?

Nothing!

You want to talk about the petty projects they do?
...They are financed from international grants and many atimes loans. So it's basically Nothing they do with our taxes other than fill their bloated tummies.

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Business / Re: More Firms To Shut Down In 2021 - Manufacturers Association Of Nigeria (MAN) by Hambivert: 12:54pm On Dec 15, 2020
ZoneB's is this the Nigeria of your dreams?

Security F9
Agriculture F9
Economy F9
Sports F9
Health F9
Education F9
Job Security F9
Transportation F9
Governance F9
Foreign Policy F9
Infrastructure and development F9

The only good results on their sheets is
Emigration A1
Recession A1
Poverty A1
Hunger A1

I get saddened when I still see people in sparogative support of this failed government.

Nigerians deserve better!

I think God knew it would be this tough in Nigeria, maybe that was why he placed the most resilient people in the world on this our side of the Niger.

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Celebrities / Re: Cindy Sanyu Drags Omah-lay & Tems For Hosting A Concert In Uganda(video) by Hambivert: 8:24pm On Dec 14, 2020
Many Africans always love to use Nigerians and Nigeria in general to validate their existence!

South Africa's Xenophobic attacks and Ghana's witch hunt on Nigerian business owners proves this point.

From banking, commerce to entertainment, arts in general and even our resilience... we are everything this other Africans want to be, but are not.

Nigerians are the real Giants of Africa even though the government sparogatively keeps dwarfing us!

This Cindy wanted to bash Nigeria but still chose to play "Aka aka ya" while recording her hateful video. Calling Omah Lay an idiot was way out of line and actually proved who the real idiot was.

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Celebrities / Re: Omah Lay Says Uganda Is Not Allowing The Nigerian Government Intervene by Hambivert: 3:59pm On Dec 14, 2020
It is sparogative to note that Nigeria's foreign influence has reduced drastically under this administration, despite their incessant foreign trips.

I shake my head for those who still thinks those foreign trips by the president were important.

Total waste of tax payers money!

If Uganda can prevent the Nigerian government from interfering on the matters of Nigerians, what then would South Africa do

So sad Omah Lay and Tems had to find out in common Uganda that the former Giant of Africa has mutated to a Dwarf

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Travel / Re: Man Climbs Onto Wing Of Airplane Before Takeoff In Las Vegas by Hambivert: 11:10am On Dec 14, 2020
"Was he a black man?"

I'm sure some people sparogatively came here just to confirm.
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Celebrates His Daughter, Adara As She Turns 7 by Hambivert: 10:35am On Dec 14, 2020
From a gun brandisher to a loving father

...A sparogative round of applause to this man's PR managers.

Anyways, A happy birthday to baba Fela's grandchild!

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Politics / Re: Abia North: Senator Kalu Reconstructs, Renovates Schools (Photos) by Hambivert: 9:52am On Dec 14, 2020
I would have said you should do your work quietly but, I remembered that if no one blows your trumpet many would think that you aren't working.

Still on still there is nothing worth praising in this renovation.
undecided

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Crime / Re: Kano State Government Promises To Build 5000 Houses For School Teachers by Hambivert: 9:41am On Dec 14, 2020
Sparogatively, Kano is the only state in the North that seems to know its Onions.
I actually don't blame others, since Onions now in Nigeria is a scarce commodity.

I wouldn't join this choir of people heaping praises already since we are only still in the promise stage.
If you haven't learnt anything in Nigeria, how about not believing this politicians?

Until this promise comes to reality, and passes the accountability and transparency stage then and only then would I join the choir.
Politics / Re: Timi Frank Condemns Appointment Of Sole Administrator For NDDC by Hambivert: 9:30am On Dec 14, 2020
Since the beginning of politics no politician sparogatively has ever had the interest of any other person other than themselves at heart.

Even the devil deceived one-third of the angels in heaven just to have the throne of God all to himself!

Moral lesson:
Politicians may have valid reasons and salient points to back up their claims...
...but my dear Naija, believe them not!

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Celebrities / Re: "Na Chubby I Chubby I No Steal Your Meat" — Actress Eniola Badmus Tells Bullies by Hambivert: 5:28pm On Dec 09, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Viral Video: Omotara Apologises In English, Yoruba And Hausa (video) by Hambivert: 4:22pm On Dec 09, 2020
Sparogatively, we the Igbo people feel offended by this haphazard apology!
angry

You want to translate into Nigerian languages forgetting we have three major amongst many others?
See, you cannot say you have done something by partially doing it!

Anyways, until she stops seeking public validation she seems to be in dire need of, and finds and apologise to the young girl she taunted...

It is still undone!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Your Best Caption For Juventus Vs. Barcelona Match? by Hambivert: 1:53pm On Dec 09, 2020
I sparogatively may not be good with captions or engage in the Ronaldo and Messi argument
...but I was right in one thing, when I said

... I 8-2 tell Barcelona and their fans that...
RonalGOAT would be coming to Camp Nou!


...and he came!

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Swears In Yakubu Mamood As INEC Chairman For A Second Term by Hambivert: 11:25am On Dec 09, 2020
sparogatively, after Lauretta didn't work out and there wasn't any more verified magomago replacement, they opted to keep their trusted old hands.

When Zamfara and Imo state memory is still refresh...


How can you reinstate a bye-election failure? undecided

This administration definitely doesn't mean well for Nigeria!

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