Condolences to the bereaved!

The last time fire broke out somewhere in Nigeria, the firefighters sparogatively came quite early with their trucks, to the amusement and admiration of many...

only to tell them...
"We don't have water in our trucks. Please, we came early so that we can begin to pump water from your borehole" ...

I sadly just remembered this story after I read this line...

Authorities dispatched 16 fire engines and 105 firefighters to the scene, and the blaze was 'brought under control'.

May God help Nigeria!
Such an inferno may deluge our already recessed fire services.

Burna Boy is a good musician no doubt.

... but Shade Ladipo, who are the "We" you are talking about?
Your family and friends

The last time I checked, every Nigerian over here is breathing fine and many more still use Burna Boy's songs to Rest.

She even said he should frustrate us

I would have pretended I knew exactly what you meant... but no I just can't!

Diego Maradona, hope you sparogatively rest in the Hand of God

Sparogatively, he knows their is No case!

It should be made known that the previously unknown former presidential aspirant only filed the lawsuit to seek for cheap favour and 'familiarity' from the presidency.

Ada MU with an additional MU to his name would reveal how clever he is.

Adamu, Okeke and Lawal Gusau should be treated as enemies of Nigeria!

Baba Atiku, hope you know by 2023 you'll sparogatively be 80 years old?

If this new strategy of yours is to sell your youthfulness to us because of 2023
... I'm sorry sir, over here it is failed on arrival already.

The President that never was, please save your funds!

Oh God! why do the evilness of the days keep soaring?
Two year old baby girl
Jisos... how about that trumpet?

People do say 'konji na bastard' but I say, every bastard has a father... alive or dead!

In konji's case the father is our thoughts!
Guard your thoughts so they wouldn't cause problem for you or anyone!

Anyways, may the culprit face Physical, Chemical and even hormonal castration in the name of the law!

Amen!

Sparogatively, these ones may just be on their way to spend a lifetime in Prison unless a jailbreak or pardon happens.

If I'm the governor or President, I sure wouldn't append my signature for a life to be whisked to death.
Never!

Why

Hangmen also Die
...Savvy Esiaba Irobi!
God bless his memory.

Sparogatively, many people would clamour for the cost of governance to be trimmed down especially when it comes to the legislative spending.

Very good call!

...but I see this as a feat of double standard!

Imagine if we were the ones in charge of the contract of procuring these vehicles and other 'questionable' expenses of the government.. Would we still clamour

Buhari and this government are failures obviously, but we also may not be different. Right now what differentiates many of us is that, they are constantly eating while we are yet to even have a taste of the icing on the national cake!

Double Standards!

sparogatively, all I can see is a business man in Pretty Mike.

His unconventional approach may be absurd...but that's how he keeps his business thriving.
Show biz deals with show off!

"I'll Hire 6 pregnant ladies to accompany me to an event...our matter must reach America!"
...finally it did!

Don't hate the player...

With such effrontery, you would think the devil schooled him on thievery personally.
...If the boy had been caught and treated like a criminal the Nigerian way... He would outrightly have blamed the devil.

That's a fact!

Not the woman who obviously wasn't security conscious, I unapologetically only pity the devil here even though he wasn't put to blame this time.

Since this situation would occur again and this time somebody sparogatively caught, it's wise I save my pity for the devil in advance!

"This pikin, I no kill my mama... So, you no go kill me!"

Sparogatively, he did eventually!

My condolences to the bereaved

sparogatively, is this a jibe to his principal Muhammadu Buhari?

Seems more like it to me!
Anyways, heard he values cows more

The family sparogatively seems dysfunctional to me.

If the guy is a cultist, and the sister, everyone's bed wench, how dysfunctional can the family get

Sparogatively, maybe the driver went to buy onions and was shocked his over inflated budget wasn't enough to buy the quantity he needed.

just maybe.

We all know Nigeria is hard, but please clear your head
...Don't think and drive

bonus
Don't drink and drive
Don't drive without good brakes too.
May 2020 not see our end and may we not be unfortunate!


RIP to the victim

Lie Mohammed please sanction UK parliament.

I plead sparogatively!

Sparogatively, I say a big kudos to those affected by this inhumane sacking spree...Kudos for their loyalty to the party they love.

Even though I do not like PDP or any political party, I must commend their loyalty, although it is obvious they are now suffering because of their unwavering support and loyalty.

In life, most times all what we need in times of distress is just a loyal friend or ally. A wise man once said...

“The most valuable gift you can receive in life is a honest and loyal friend.”

Loyal friends are rare, that's why many people would trust their dogs than their fellow human.
PDP won here in my opinion!

...So sad Umahi, the most proficient governor in the whole of South East is gradually destroying himself.

it takes sparogatively 2 things for a woman to do this

1 Courage
2 Frustration

the number 1 is mostly dependent on the guy being the ideal husband and a hot catch, while the number 2 are mostly the 'evening newspaper vendors'!
...However, those ladies who wouldn't dare such are either in their prime or are waiting for 'God's time' forgetting what Isaiah 4:1 says (they don dey rush us o).

Anyways, I don't subscribe to public proposals because it's either you get a public embarrassment as to the word No being the reply or you get a fake yes because the proposeé is trying to save you or them from one.

Do your proposal at home... It saves Nine!

sparogatively, this is the wrong time for anything synonymous to relationships!

Wrong time to jilt a partner... as it may end with bottles of 'Premiums' ...Rabi can testify!

Wrong time to start a relationship... When you get Christmas billings, you'll begin to wonder whether she's the one Mother Mary actually gave birth to on Christmas day or Jesus Christ

Anyways, I'll always tell anyone that wishes to listen... there are three things to do to live happily and long in this life...
1. Fear Women
2. Fear who and what doesn't fear women
3. Never ever forget Number 1 and Number 2 .

Funny how they sparogatively all become logical and saints after leaving power!

Very funny!

Sparogatively, PDP is the weakest opposition ever!

Failed while in power and still failing to do the needful outside power.

I wonder what the enviable new heights is

I wonder why there are sparogatively many engagement proposals than weddings these days
... the making of the Gollums 2.0

However, a wise man once said, "the greatest laurel of a woman is a husband" and another in agreement stood up and said, "a woman may obtain all the qualifications and titles in this world, except the title of Mrs which can only be gotten if she's married."

Anyone who says contrary is either a lesbian, a loner or devastatingly heartbroken!

Considering sanctions when Nigeria is still in sparogative denial?

Lie Mohammed did you hear that?

Lie Mohammed, the presidency should not take this lightly, please you should consider sending them their own palliative of sanctions!

Thanks for the ones you sent across the borders of America into the domains of CNN, they are still reeling in shock.
Anyways, please we need you to do the needful here also.

I think this government needs to test the strength of her sovereignty. They shouldn't just talk about sanctioning organisations, they should grow balls even if it's the size of a 2 year old!

Sparogatively, after an argument, the man thought he had killed his wife by shooting her and so decided to end his life too, inorder to avoid externally inflicted repercussions of his actions
... He never knew his plan didn't work out.

Did I just do a summary on this crazy news?


Now I know Nigeria is really affecting everybody!

Sparogatively, I don't want to do this but ASUU and FG...

...Na God go punish una Papa!

I feel elated and glad because the church of God is marching onwards and the gates of hell will never prevail!

Nigeria doesn't need only prayers nor a miracle. What Nigeria need is practicality and effective leadership, and for the past 25 years Pastor Sam and his Daystar church have been preaching this.
...Just so sad that we refuse to heed

Congratulobia! to the man that Mr Okeke dragged to court after the #EndSars protest
...and a bigger Congratulobia! to the man that Forbes just welcomed into their leadership council.

It sparogatively has been a wholesome 25 years!

"Security Agencies are on top of the matter in identifying what led to the death of Miss Chinasa Nkwegu and will bring the perpetrators to book.

Whenever you hear the bolded line in Nigeria, it sparogatively means only one thing
...They are sleeping on top of the matter, and only if one ant bites them during the sleep would they wake up...

Until then it's sleep on....

Anyways, "The heart of man is desperately wicked: who can know it?".
Sadly, Chinasa it definitely wasn't you!

RIP Chinasa Nkwegu!

All I can deduce from your insistence on the court wedding is in relation to the pressure from your mom.

When a Man intentionally pays the dowry of a woman, they become husband and wife. The traditional wedding is where the dowry is paid and also the real wedding that verifies a couple as "married"...

...Not the Church/White wedding, because it is a Western culture
...Neither is it the Court wedding, because it is a political culture.

However, you can make your traditional wedding have a religious undertone by inviting a religious head to oversee the religious procession.

...and you can also organise with your church or any other church, that is, if they have obtained 'wedding licence' from the ministry of interior, to provide you the necessary marriage paperworks as obtainable in the court too.

All of these can be done in the traditional wedding ceremony.
I sparogatively see no need for a fuss!

Sparogatively, ASUU needs to borrow the Labour Union their textbook on Principles of Strike Action

Citizens, Government and even the Union itself has lost faith in itself!
Another meeting
Another filling up of pockets
Another cancellation of strike!

We know the drill!

I know I have sparogatively seen this post before!

If it is a renewed testimony... OK

if it's an old post gracing the front-page again...

...very sad!

Sparogatively, the sanctimonious nature of marriage has largely been debased leading to unceremonious divorce cases and the unethical BabyMama syndrome ravaging an overwhelming proportion of our human populace.

21 years is not a small feat in these times!
21 minus the number of years of many old youth would make them children once again and leave many more in the foetus sphere . Yet, Mr Umez, you and your wife have been married for that long when many men were still children and many more yet unborn!

God bless your home and I hope this woman continually remain your first and only dorling!
Mr. Tony Umez and Wife

...Congratulobia!

sparogatively, that's how I came back home and saw Johnbull our smallie that year now looking like my elder brother with full beards.

Anyways, since Change married Constance... I am not surprised!

Sparogatively, this would be a laudable occasion only if we get to know how much TVC and others get from the Trust fund.

All we ask for is accountability!