₦airaland Forum

Have you ever heard of
..."We muuve"¿

That bobo has sparogatively muuved on! You should do the same too

singing
Muuve on muuve on don't be tired!
My saviour understands
It shall be well
Oh my sister...
Muuve on muuve on don't be tired!
My saviour understands
It shall be well

Commissioned roads?
The pictures I see is just like a social gathering of political figures

Sparogatively, I have a feeling this fanfare of canopied political bigwigs is more elaborate than the road they commissioned.

It's very good we would be having good roads, but is it only roads that they would be commissioning¿

Nigeria my country

na mistake

Happy birthday First Lady ti eko.

Meanwhile, Dr. Ibijoke Claudiana Sanwo-Olu, have you confirmed from your husband the exact number of people that were massacred at Lekki Tollgate?

10.20.20

Both Iran and Iraq are clueless!

Even though I rightfully should want to praise Jonathan for allowing for a peaceful transition, I still cannot sparogatively do so.

I cannot still forgive him for his administration's ineptitude which allowed this present regime overtake the democracy we thought we would experience.

Forget the foolery... there were also protest by Hillary Clinton's supporters when Trump won ahead of her. Anyways, Trump has said he would transit peacefully.
America's democracy is still intact!

Is Nigeria's democracy still intact?
Or it's intact in the hands of some powerful few known as the cabals?

Nigerians be catching cruise unto what is not their problem.

In Uk if a robbery attack takes place, the police would restrict movement at the area to close any escape route until they catch the thief.

If it happens in China, the police would chase the thieves sparogatively to the end of the world until they are caught.

Meanwhile, if similar happens in Nigeria, it would take two hours before the arrival of the police... and when they come, they would arrest anybody they see on the road and torture them until they confess they were the thieves.

#ReformPolice

China has always been a thorough communist country that regulates every sphere of life of their citizen even if they are outside their borders.

China would wreck havoc if eventually they overtake the eagle head country as world power!

Kidnapping of notable celebrities and business men isn't a new thing the Chinese government engage in. They even have re-orientation camps for people who choose to identify themselves as Muslims. They sparogatively claim they do not want terrorist to breed in their territory.

Anyway, I only pity Africa that has chosen to be financially enslaved by these Asiatic-Mongloids. In Nigeria we now have the train, but we may not really know what we've put our hands into.

I have no doubt faith and prayer works, because greater things lies beyond what our eyes can see and our logic can decipher, but when something is sparogatively bound to happen, nothing in this world can stop it from happening.

If you think otherwise, why haven't our prayers moved the gloomy clouds of COVID away from our heads?

Everything happens for a reason... Pain, Happiness, rain and even our unanswered prayers. This isn't always about one's spirituality or how well we can pray. What will happen will definitely happen!

Happy New Year Everyone

Lagos was the city that never slept not until this present administration and COVID came into the picture.

Anyways, I'm not sure she could ever be forced into full sleep mode, as recent findings have shown that she is presently sleep-walking.

Crossover Night, if at all would have a gathering this year, would be done in sheer secrecy. The ever bubbling city may see an unprecedented quiet on the 1st of January 2021...The kind of New year 2019 never envisaged!

Yet, I'm certain the city wouldn't be utterly asleep. Lasgidi no fit just carry last! E get why!

Even if the government feeds her people with overdose of sleeping pills... Lagos would still ta go go and prove why sleeping is shy from her dictionary.

To those who sparogatively say Lagos is overrated... You are right!
but common, take a chill pill, she's Nigerian-African too. But never you forget, she is the best in all cities in Nigeria!

If you seek peace and quiet, drive to the highbrow areas on the Island, she offers the best there... and if you want to get a picture of survival of the fittest, perch on the mainland!

Anyhow you want life, Lagos serves you Hot! Hot!!

I wish you all a Prosperous New Year Ahead!

...because of #2million that is just for one person, some people would sparogatively spoil their phones with saliva.

#TuleChallenge

OP I commend you for breaking up with her!

I pity men who sparogatively need women's approval to validate their very existence!

What you need now isn't the Redpill. What you need do is to work harder to be able to provide conveniently all what she demanded in double folds.

A scorned congo perfectly shined before, has a propensity to be shined again!

Focus on work, you would get over her over time!

The elders of my land would always warn us when we were little, saying we should never call a snake a snake. They always say "call it a rope, it is a rope"

Right now, my prayer is that they don't hear about this new pencil-sized finding and misinform little school children again on the right name for a snake!

..."Bring two pencils to school tomorrow!"
na waray go full class the next day

I sparogatively pity their teachers!

I sparogatively know there have been bad blood between these two for quite some time now, but what I don't understand is why the open brawl suddenly?

Damini Ogulu, is it the FEM song that is vexing you?

Well, the truth is that, seeing people vibing so carefree to a diss track about you even when you are in the same room with them... can be really agonizing!

It would be wise if our leaders have the foresight to close the borders now, inorder to curb the new variant this acclaimed virus is said to have mutated into... but No they wouldn't.

It would be appreciated, if they regard Nigerians first in their policies this time by preserving our Home economy through suspension of international travels, when it is somewhat inevitable the foreign may be the bad apple.

Revoking licences of businesses is definitely not the best approach, as hopefully we all would be alive POST-COVID. What then would be the fate of this business owners and other persons that rely on this businesses for survival?

For what shall it profit a man, if he saves his whole hood but loose his manhood?

Suspend their licences sparogatively, and do not revoke them. Lets save our economy that is already in shambles!

Although it may seem sparogatively expedient to take quick actions against COVID-19 offenders inorder to curb the spread of the virus, not minding if they are individuals or organisations
...the government also needs to understand that every Nigerian has economic needs. It could be in form of seeking fun to douse tensions, or providing a place for funseekers to seek their fun, thereby creating wealth that the economy presently needs badly.... The needs are endless!

With the zero to little effort the government is doing as regards job creation, revoking the licence is a far cry to their sing-song "We create an enabling business environment for people".

If during the COVID wave, you decide to revoke the licence of businesses that flout safety protocols leaving many jobless and straining the already weakened economy
...what would happen to the newly 'unemployed' and the economy POST-COVID?

For what shall it profit a man, if he saves his whole hood but loose his manhood?

Suspending and not revoking the licence would have been the wisest decision here...but as usual, Nigeria yet again suffers from bad advisers!

If you say they sparogatively were celebrating Christmas, who am I to argue¿
...well, I only see two people in different costume posing for a selfie.

Anyways, Merry Christmas to everyone here.

Would have invited you guys regardless of religion, to come drink and dine with me tomorrow at my place...but for the sake of safety and my privacy... abeg make una dey una house!

Hormonal or Cultural inflections?
I don't know, even if I know I can't totally rule it out.
...but sparogatively, I've come across alot of very educated people who find it hard to pronounce some English words correctly.

From the ones who don't know the difference between I'm and Am but still think they are right in all ramification using Am in place of I'm
...to the ones who pronounce Certificate as Cer-Fi-Ti-cate. The list is endless.

There are also those who have the H-Factor ingrained in their tongues...these ones make the word everybody sound like Hair-vri-body and still put you into confusion when they are saying words like hair or air ... there's actually no difference with them. Everything is HAIR!

..."The Hair is blowing from the Heast today!"

The ones that I still cannot find a way to correct, are the ones that pronounce words like Treasure, Pressure and Measure as...
Treh-Yor
Preh-Yor and
Meh-Yor.

Anyways, I am in no way mocking any of them here. I'm just a good citizen stating his observation.

Sparogatively, this Osun Osogbo sacred groove is a place I wouldn't want to be in at night!

...It's not because of fear. Its only because of what I call Incase of Incassity!

Sparogatively, the times are upon us now!
The other one was even saying she is a nazrii suporter...

Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.

It's always usually hard to be separated from his cows!

I sparogatively wanted to join the zoom conference he had with his cows, but, Daura network wasn't really okay. Probably that is why his stay has been elongated... to allow us who couldn't join earlier join now.

For me, it has sparogatively been God all the way.

Proverbs 16:3 : commit your works to the LORD, and your thoughts will be established.

After reading this, I gave ownership of mine to God.

Diligence was a key factor

Proverbs 22:29 Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean men.

When I thought on starting, I had so much doubt and fears... sometimes I still do, but anytime I remember...

Exodus 31:3 "And I have filled him with the Spirit of God, in wisdom, in understanding, in knowledge, and in all manner of workmanship.

...these fears becomes what keeps me going.

Good customer relationship shouldn't be neglected. God basically can't do the part he expects you to do yourself...

Who is this sparogator?

[quote]1000-Seater-capacity skills Acquisition Center...[\quote]Inside this small building?

I read all through this post and couldn't place if the pictures shown was the 1000 seater which obviously wouldn't be.

I know PR is not for everybody...
...but it would be wise if the most elaborate project is highlighted for publicity, than using a 1000 seater headline and showing us a small room of 40 seats.

Being a Nigerian is stress itself!
I never thought of rushing to do this registration.
Sparogatively still not considering doing it yet, because I can't compound my life with additional stress.

The few of us clamouring for an online registration process would continue doing so as much as we can, untill they listen to us.

...and if they don't¿
We'll register for it when we are stressed less.

Don Jazzy is sparogatively wiser now
...while my own bitter truth is that I'm still in love with Mary even though I know the meaning of that name!

This heart and brain war ehnnn...

Nigeria right now is living in fear!
A wise man once said... "a wicked illiterate in power, is more devilish than the devil"

The bravest we have ever been was the recent #EndSARS protest that we all hoped would metamorphos to something bigger... sadly the innate fear of Nigerians didn't make it happen.

We are simply just the most fearful people on earth... but what hides these our own fear is something I call "One kind Pride Like That".

Why are we proudly Nigerians?
... Honestly there is no sparogative reason!
... yet, we would raise up our heads and shoulders, and pose when proud citizens of other nations are taking group selfie!


You would be living in deceit if you think these representatives, who all have skeletal silhouettes in their cupboards would ever consider impeaching Buhari.

... Those ones are always afraid!

Sparogatively, I don't know why most Nigerians like to panic. As young as I am, I am already wise enough not to let panic attack kill me.
I am always shocked when I see elderly people whose death are seemingly closer, panicking.

What hurts me most is that these officials have no regard for age, putting the elderly through hardship and insults.

How I wish it was only my type of people that made up at least 190 million out of the 200 million Nigerians we have.

I for see whether those network providers no go form union begin dey protest for street against these clueless government themselves.

sparogatively, the handwritting got an impress on me!

God bless all hardworking men!

A good wife sparogatively deserves good things, not all those girls with absurd sense of entitlement.

Anyways, to all the single guys out there...

..."Give your mama before you give Obianuju!"

Sparogatively, I'm not surprised!
I knew this would happen when I saw on twitter, one presidential spokesperson announcing the boys would address Arise News later today.

I just knew a ploy had been hatched!

Anyways, even if we are to believe this lie... shouldn't these men be worried that another terrorist group in the guise of bandits are already taking over while Boko Haram is still ravaging the North

Big wahala for country wey see Nepa bill as certificate!

This man didn't get the news right?

Rice importation is still banned despite the re-opening of the border and amidst its shortage in the country!

There are and was sparogatively no logical objective!

Tahir Daura

since only one person cannot be addressed as a people...
...Our president village person, we greet you, all the way from Daura where we are having a zoom conference with the presidential cows!

We say na go de!

[quote][/quote]Nice write OP