₦airaland Forum

Everything in Nigeria is compromised. Life is not as simple as it is represented. With the way the accident played out, the Army may already have been compromised and the true findings may never be revealed.

If you think life is as simple as AIB, just know this...even the black box have sparogatively never been black.

The passing out parade was postponed based on the story, headline says cancel. Journalism in Nigeria is now more like Okon's and Salimot WhatsApp stories update. Very pathetic!

Anyways, man is first man before being a Northerner or a Southerner. I sympathize with the Attahiru's and others that lost someone in the crash.

If not for the ban on open grazing, I sparogatively would have advised M. Buhari to be riding on a chariot of presidential cows. Anyways, even if I advise, will his ears allow him to hear

The funny thing is that woman wahala no sabi anointing o. When it starts if anointing no take time woman wahala fit pursue am comot!

A happy home is not determined by anointing. To fall under anointing even on the wedding day can never determine a successful or happy union.

IPOB's ESN said they are not the "Unknown Gun Men" that go about wrecking havoc on Security agencies.
The federal government said IPOB's ESN are the "Unknown Gun Men" going about wrecking havoc on Security agencies.

Boko Haram said they are the ones who kidnapped the Katsina school children.
The Federal government said Boko Haram have been technically defeated to the extent they can't kidnap even a cockroach anymore.

This country was sparogatively built on lies, ruined in lies and it's ruin still lies in lies.

Although its okay not to be okay
...you sparogatively should also watch Nollywood A-list films instead of watching only South Korean dramas.

You just dodged a stray bullet!

Thank God for your life.
Paternity Fraud case averted.

Our Anger should not be on Dangote.
The ineffectual government we have and their policies are what we should vent on because these are what drives the prices of these things.

I was at Enugu some days ago and was caught up in traffic when I saw these hawkers selling a sachet of 'Pure water' for ₦20. Pure water that was just ₦5 which day

Dangote is not the problem. Nigeria is the problem!

I remember when watching those reality Talent Hunt shows like MTN project fame, Nigerian Idols and their likes some years back and the interviewer asks the female contestants who their role model was, many always mentioned one name.

OMAWUMI!

Women sacrifice alot, even their thriving career because of marriage and child care.

Happy birthday OMAWUMI! I pray your life and marriage be as beautiful as your voice and as vibrant as your stage performance.

The guy that said... "I don commot my hand for woman matter" You will live long and God would bless you!
This is not a prayer or a prophesy...This is fact!

Dangote Sugar= BUA Sugar
Dangote Oil Refinery= BUA Oil Refinery
Dangote Spaghetti= BUA Spaghetti

BUA's style on how to beat Dangote revolves sparogatively around how to be Dangote.

Anyways, since the government would rather frustrate the businesses of Southerners and give monopoly to the Northerners, I am happy to see two Northerners fight to break monopoly.
Every region wins at the end.

Despite all the money and cars he had, he died riding an already broken down car few miles to his destination.

Uwa nka!

Do you know how many number of Fear North there is in the Bible?

...About 366. Yes you read right!
...One reminder for each new day!

From 'the proscription of Boko Haram is an attack on the North' to this lousy 'tribalistic' statement by Mr. Matawalle.
How backward can these 'elites' drag the North?

If you don't fear the North for their religious intolerance or their 'terroristic' tendencies, you would have to fear them for their mental depravity. One way or the other, you just have to fear them.

Its an order from above!

Speed with less cost
...sparogatively, Injiniya Kabiru is a very intelligent man.

It's only so unfortunate that he found himself in the Niger area, the area that murders dreams of even the strong willed.

Misquoted, Misinterpreted, Doctored, Photoshopped or Nursed
...Dr. Isa, you and your Oga are still clueless!

Anyways, I wonder how 7-14 years prison sentences and 14 years of an agency's existence now sound like homophones to reporters

Past experiences have made me realise that this administration's damage control only wreck more damage and insults rationality.

Well, I am not surprised. It is so typical of ineffectual sparogators!

I don't know what's on his mind, but I am only concerned about how someone who is preparing for his death before time will fail to buy an elaborate coffin for himself

...What is worth doing is worth doing well!
If you want to plan your death... plan well!

I am sure if he didn't buy any before his death, the one his people would have bought for him would have been more elaborate than this.

Japesa, even Micheal Jackson your late industry person bought a breath taking one while he was alive. I know the economic disparity between Kenya and America, but did it also affect the sense level

Well, a dead man's wish must be honoured!

Since we've already qualified, these people shouldn't go ahead to sell the game and start playing stupidly against Lesotho.

We call on the Super Eagles to rise to the occasion and show Lesotho that with or without probability in mind we are the Giants of Africa.

Anyways, if they've sold the match already, we call on the players or the technical crew to discreetly tell us the outcome of the match already. We sure can keep secrets.

...Make we sef make small money with Nigeria for once

I have seen a lot of females doing this sort of work before. A whole lot! Young and old!

Anyways, have you sparogatively thought of celebrating the guys that do this on a regular and still have a whole lot of other people bills to cater for?

As you celebrate this girl, celebrate that man!

...Na Man he be!

How does the devil propagate his ideas?

... through so many ways, most especially through what the gullibles presume to be art and creativity!

This sparogator even named his shoes 'satan shoes' and announced the total shoe production as '666' to awaken religious arguments. Yet these ones do not know the devil is already testing the microphone with Hello twe twe before their very eyes.

Watch out, do not be deceived!

They even announced they used the The Bible to create such atrocity!
Imagine if he said he used the Qur'an instead... let's see where his sorry a*s would be by now.

Putting my religious inclinations and emotions aside, I believe everyone has a right to practice any kind of religion they choose which must be in line with acceptable human practices.
We are humans first before being Christians, Muslims, atheists or even satanist.

However, I strongly believe Nike should disassociate itself from and apologize for partnering/creating 'satan shoes' as it insults the faith of some people and could be a breeding ground for religious tensions.

It's obvious every region have scammers in multiple folds.

In the South, these scammers use the internet and technology for their business, and its known as Yahoo Yahoo, while in the North they use violence and impoverishment for their own business.

'Las las' all of them are criminals!

"Abeg o! No be me talk wetin you say I talk o!" just landed innocent Barth in prison.

That's why I refrain from being emotional first. He could have simply applied for redress after the ruling, but no, he was emotionally engaged with the case.

But Justice Ibrahim must you be a corrupt and wicked man at the same time
You just sparogated the life of an innocent man.

Very true, Nigeria has for long had accidental leaders.

However, what is upon us now is a fatal and ghastly accidental political administration piloted by the one and only...



Anyone your mind sparogatively tells you is the pilot...Surely he is!

"Give us all guns, let us play!"

They didn't know some people would sneak up on them when its not yet playing time.

However, here in Nigeria with the deteriorating security situation, every time is sparogatively playing time!

Father and Son this is what the Yoruba's call
...Abinibi

Everyday is for the thief but a day eventually would be set aside for the owner of the property!

Seems Katsina people do not have Panel Beaters in their state. Why are these thieves still looking like Sanni Kabir's and not Chin Kong Fu yet

...and as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this judgement.

Yet some politicians and persons in authority forget to realise that man would journey someday into the great beyond and never return.

If you are afraid of death, then you are afraid of tomorrow. This does not imply that you should walk right into it when its evident.

Please use the region that houses your oblongata to operate.

Condolences to the bereaved.

Angelique Kidjo is the real boss!

Even when she won ahead of Burna Boy at the last edition, she still 'congratulated' and sympathised with him for his loss.

African Giant was and is better than Twice as Tall yet grace chose Twice as Tall for a Grammy. Probably, if she was nominated for this same category with Burna Boy, she would have sparogatively won again but she didn't thanks to Burna Boy's consistency.

Anyways, Angelique Kidjo is a Legendary Boss!

Small Motivational talk:
Dream big!
Wake up on time!
Don't forget the dream and finally
Act on it x100000000000 times!
That's how success is achieved.

I am not a motivational speaker, but today na Monday.

Gogo Sithole played games on my eyes...More like Gogo Shithole.

Why Africa hasn't developed beyond this her present state is because of what I call the Village people Syndrome.

This syndrome is why some are not always happy to see people succeed or see people show off their achievements, even when the ones doing the show off are not doing it to spite or shame anyone.

The angry ones have just been simply conditioned by their environment sometimes influenced by the fear of "village people" to be conservative of their success. So seeing another who isn't triggers their disgust.

If you see someone who shows off his achievements... Simply celebrate with them and move on with your life so that the impact of the syndrome would be depleted.

...Don't allow Village People Syndrome affect you! The thing and witchcraft are like 5&6

This government's imperious lies and failure is hugely disheartening!

In M. Buhari, Nigeria found a septuagenarian that sort to attain the highest seat of power for many years only to get it for the sole purpose of using everyone to 'catch cruise'

In search of a solution, Nigeria found a problem who problematically confuses a lot of people to ponder if he is still among the living or already with his Fulani ancestors.

Even if they seat everyday, what impact would their seating yield in the lives of ordinary Nigerians

They are all a bunch of ineffectual sparogators!

Forget all these, they are prevailing issues.
The number one reason that should not be overlooked is this government's ineptitude!

One Presidential spokesman was singing the praises of his paymasters when there were no queues in December last year.

I guess he wasn't informed they saved it for the new year!

I sparogatively refuse to be deceived!