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PoliticsRe: Governor Ayade Hides Behind His Security Men To Address Residents by Hambivert:
sparogatively, this isn't hiding!

It is known as Incase of Incassity grin
PoliticsRe: Endsars Demonstrators Call Off Protests In Osun, Appreciate Youths’ Consciousnes by Hambivert: 1:30pm On Oct 28, 2020
Sparogatively, who is Ayo Oloogun again¿

Protest wey Lekki massacre abi na shooting don suspend since?

This guy should come back to reality!
CelebritiesRe: Baby Sings And Chooses FEM Over Nursery Rhymes & Gets Davido To Smile by Hambivert: 11:56am On Oct 28, 2020
sparogatively, this is sparogative to those who it is sparogative to.
CrimeRe: Native Doctor Arrested In Kano For Trying To Use The Eyes Of A Baby For Rituals by Hambivert: 10:52am On Oct 28, 2020
What effrontery! angry

"This was what prompted him to meet his elder sister pleading with her to sacrifice her son for the ritual which he said is for one soldier.
Sparogatively, the day my friends where hypnotized collectively, was the day I accepted hypnosis was real.
CelebritiesRe: Somebody Died In This Accident - Comedian Craze Clown Speaks (pix, Video) by Hambivert: 10:45am On Oct 28, 2020
Sparogatively, when it's not yet your time to die, nothing can kill you!

Well, nobody knows when it's actually time... so live life like the present moment is the last!

Thank God for life!
RIP to the dead person
HealthRe: Lawyer Lists All She Achieved 5 Years After Losing Her Leg In An Accident (Pix) by Hambivert: 9:55am On Oct 28, 2020
sparogatively, this na wahala for lawyer wey kon get two good legs!

God no go shame us!

Bionic Baby, keep winning!
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Steal Obafemi Awolowo’s Glasses From Statue As Looting Continues by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, somebody said the statue now looks like our very own Femi Fani-Kayode, popularly known as FFK.

Well, hoodlums and Looters I hail thee!
Una wan look una future through the eyes of the dead abi¿

Once again, I hail thee!
PoliticsRe: Niger, Benin, Togo Pay Nigeria N2.04bn Electricity Bill by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, we give what we don't have in the name of doing business, yet we know sabi collect Money from customers finish.

The little one wey we see collect sef, e for better say make we no collect am than to loose am to these corrupt people wey dey government.

My Togo and Benin friends dey always dey tell me say
"we dey enjoy light 24/7 for our country"
...and I no go fit talk again.

Shame on who no get shame!
Shame on our failed leaders!
PoliticsRe: FG Rejects Proposal To Repair Ports’ Scanners With N753m by Hambivert:
sparogatively, buying new ones would facilitate someone or a group's "cashing out" agenda... Whereas repairing wouldn't.

So why repair them?

This is how this administration fights corruption.
I only pity people that live at ZoneB cry
CrimeRe: Mile 12 Boils, Hoodlums Vandalise BRT Buses, Loot Shops by Hambivert: 8:46am On Oct 28, 2020
Sparogatively, these are not #EndSars apologists.

This is a form of political statement passed on by unknown politicians who have hijacked the #EndSars movement to perpetuate their wicked plans!
CrimeRe: Lekki Shooting: I'm Not Dead - Lady Cries Out After Seeing Her 'RIP' Online by Hambivert: 8:36am On Oct 28, 2020
sparogatively, that's how Buhari and his people are also crying out that he is not dead, but the majority believe he is tongue

P.S : Live a life where people would want you alive than dead!
CelebritiesRe: Aladi Godgifts Ameh's Burial: Ada Ameh Arrives In Abuja For Daughter’s Burial by Hambivert: 8:29am On Oct 28, 2020
Sparogatively, I decree there would be no more loss in Jesus name!
PoliticsRe: Outrage Over IGP’s Failure To Stop Looting, Cops Shun Adamu’s Order by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, IGP no wan tell im boys say go and stop the looters because of say those im boys no know anything.

Dem fit reach there come open fire dey shout say na IGP give us the order!

Man, was just being careful... These are trying times you know ¿
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: People Stopped Thugs From Burning My House by Hambivert: 7:52am On Oct 28, 2020
sparogatively, all these politicians they use these period settle scores between themselves.

Las las them don hijack the whole thing.
CrimeRe: Walter Wallace Jr. Shot Ten Times By US Police Officers, Sparks Protests by Hambivert:
sparogatively, police na police everywhere!
The kind of super power feeling force uniform dey give man, till today I never understand!
Man's Inhumanity to Man!

#EndPoliceBrutality
#EndArmedForcesBrutality
CelebritiesRe: Crazeclown Survives Ghastly Motor Accident (Video) by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, when it's not yet your time to die, you can not die

Congratulobia Craze Clown!
Enjoy your Wife Life!
PoliticsRe: Eidul-Mawlid: FG Declares Thursday, October 29 Public Holiday by Hambivert: 7:32pm On Oct 27, 2020
sparogatively, Islam is a religion of peace but my friend would say...
it is a religion of PISS...

Well, I don't join the banter.

Happy Eid al-Mawlid to the Muslim community.
CrimeRe: Soldier Advising Youth In Kubwa, Abuja Against Looting Food Items Meant For NYSC by Hambivert: 7:21pm On Oct 27, 2020
Sparogatively, we know they are a few good ones, but, many of them are beasts!

Lekki Toll gate never still recover!
#EndArmyBrutality
#EndPoliceBrutality
#RestructureNigeria
PoliticsRe: Lekki Shootings: Death Toll Not More Than Two – Governor Abiodun by Hambivert: 7:14pm On Oct 27, 2020
Sparogatively, when did Ogun state's Abiodun become Lagos state governor?

Your people are crying about the bad state of Ota Road and Atan-Agbara road and you are here poking into Lagos state's affair.

Mr Man, please face your state!
PoliticsRe: Declare Your Assets, Buratai Directs Senior Army Personnel by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, in the spirit of declaration, Buratai should declare the aftermath of his CROCODILE SMILE mission in Lekki Toll Gate to the public too!

They should stop telling us it was "Photoshopped".
PoliticsRe: Governor Ugwuanyi Constitutes Panel On Victims Of EndSARS Protests In Enugu by Hambivert:
sparogatively, be mindful of the one who talks about God and presents himself to be godly inordinately.

Why?
It's a manipulative skill

Enugu state is in the hands of God!

...Which God biko?
PoliticsRe: Papers Filed Against Tinubu, Alpha Beta Burnt In Court —lawyer by Hambivert: 6:51pm On Oct 27, 2020
Sparogatively, nothing to fret about.

File another one if instructed to do so.
No cause for alarm!
CrimeRe: Agwu Abunike Narrate How SARS Detained Him For 48 Days To Lagos Panel Of Inquiry by Hambivert: 6:26pm On Oct 27, 2020
sparogatively, SARS were Police men and Judges in one!

Willie Obiano, when will James Nwafor matter reach panelhuh

We are still waiting!
FoodRe: The N500 Onions I Bought Today In Port Harcourt. by Hambivert:
Haba! shocked

OP, abeg if this is true, you were sparogatively cheated on beyond measure!

WahrisDis huh

I rather not cook with Onions than to buy that for #500. This isn't about poverty or being broke.
PoliticsRe: #WTO-DG: France, Germany, 104 Other Countries Back Okonjo-Iweala by Hambivert: 6:12pm On Oct 27, 2020
Sparogatively, this woman is the real slay queen!

Shine on Ngozi...
CrimeRe: Clem Ohameze: Robbers Took N650,000 From Me, All My Phones, Destroyed My Car by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, this was caused because many Nigerians can not separate an actor, (probably a stock character persona) from his real life!
...Patience Ozokwor (Mama Gee) comes to mind.

Mr Clems, I wish you the grace to pass through this phase triumphantly!
CrimeRe: Corper & Her Husband Arrested For Chaining & Maltreating Their Househelp by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, She praises her own child and tortures another's...

"The heart of man is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?"
Religion only just keep many beasts on a leash...

Lover of God kee you there
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Stabbed To Death In India By His Nigerian Wife by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, there are 3 things to do to live long in this life as a man!

1. Fear woman!
2. Fear who and wetin no fear woman!
3. Never ever forget number 1 and 2
CrimeRe: 520 Suspects Arrested In Lagos For Arson, Vandalism, Burgling by Hambivert: 12:56pm On Oct 27, 2020
Sparogatively, don't be quick to criticize!
They are suspects until proven guilty!

I have never trusted Nigeria's police style, since they are known to pick anybody they see on the streets and tag them criminals.

#ReformThePolice
#SayNoToVandalism
PoliticsRe: Lagos Judicial Panel Oath Of Secrecy #EndSARS by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, this na Norms.

Lekki shooting is a public affair, the details would be revealed.
Graphics not necessary for public knowledge would be shrouded.

That's politics for you everywhere!
We are following them pari passu!
CelebritiesRe: Timaya: “I Was Weighing 95, Now I’m Weighing 75” (Photos) by Hambivert: 10:36am On Oct 27, 2020
sparogatively, na so Chadwick Boseman too start!

Pls, say a silent prayer for our egberipapa!
God heal our man!
75kg that's about 166 pounds is the weight for a 21-22years old.

This weight loss journey get as e be for a man well above 33years and eating good food.
PoliticsRe: Youths Elect Representatives On Lagos SARS Panel. See How To Follow Proceedings by Hambivert:
We would watch these ones closely

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