₦airaland Forum

sparogatively, high poverty rate equates high crime rate!

Don't blame the people outrightly... blame the system!

Sparogatively, I reserve my congrats until the end result is declared!

Afterthought:
I can't waste my congratulations to any politician... All of them are the same!

Sparogatively, the water spirits in Ondo decided to cast their votes too!

Nowadays, everybody wan be cameraman, save people wey dey die na camera dem dey camera!

Anyways, thank God no life was lost!

Sparogatively, we are never safe in Nigeria.

Na God jus dey keep us!

INEC election materials

Guess the water spirits sparogatively decided to cast their votes too!

Anyways, I hope no life was lost!

sparogatively

sparogatively, they are thugs with a legal backing

What NANSense!

ASSU strike dey der una no talk anything, na SARS matter una kon come dey tok rubbish!

NANS, it should better be fake! It sparogatively should be Fake news!

Sparogatively, this protest needs to garner more traction!

#EndSars
My Experience...

One day, on my way from the bank the NPF stopped me at a checkpoint and insisted I came down. I alighted, and thoughts started running through my head as to the reason I was stopped... only to be jolted back to reality.
"Make I see your phone" an officer barked

That day, I was fortunate to only move out with my small phone so I hurriedly brought it out and shewed it to him to avoid any further embarrassment, but he shook his head and said to my utmost disbelief...
"No be this one, way the other one"?...
...with a visible smirk on his face, as if saying to me...you
think you are wise abi?

At this point I was getting anxious. I told him I had no other
phone with me and he insisted I came closer for a search
which I did.
He perused his hands through my pockets to spot any hard feeling of a bigger phone...but he found none.
I was relieved at this moment only for me to get another shock... He started pulling and dragging my shirt to look into my body...

Was this man trying to see if I had a Tattoo?

...Nwa Jesus like me, wetin I wan carry tattoo do

After pulling and dragging but finding none, he went aside to
have a word with his team. After a few minutes he came back, stared deeply at me and hesitantly told me...
"You fit dey go".

I just can't forget that day at all!
I had no earrings on, had no blings on, I don't carry dreads, neither was my dressing abnormal or flashy.

They simply just wanted to extort some funds from me. My
greatest joy that day was that as the officer perused through
my pockets his hands didn't feel the over 30k I just withdrew
from the bank.

las las I for drop that day...but God was sparogatively so
good!

Sparogatively, many are Mad but few are roaming!

Sparogatively, the dude is racist!

He wanted to redirect the blame on our black innocent brothers but God pass am!

Sir, sparogatively, the only thing they did to you was double cross you and order you to get out¿



I was double crossed, ordered to come down, pulled, dragged, almost stripped, because they were looking for 'tattoo', and also told to produce a non-existent second phone.

I just knew you don't claim to know your 'rights' with these 'sect'... If not I for chop slap dat day or maybe gun!

May God continue to protect us all!

Sparogatively, it's only in Nigeria that we'd have a students organisation run by non-students.

Shame on NANS calling for the arrest of a largely peaceful protesters!

Shame on APC!
Shame on SARS!
Shame On 2Face!
Shame on Burna Boy!
Shame on Naira Marley!
Shame on all the Keyboard Warriors!
Shame on Frederick Lugard for amalgamating what is now Nigeria!

Who else is having this awkward feeling, and how can I rekindle this clumsy feelings?

We should help you do what?

I guess this was a typo on your part. However, young man if you need the money so badly right now, defer your admission but school is important!

Concisely, this bird can Do and be Done

Well, is it sparogative to say it is a Bobrisky in the Aves world?

If Nigeria had a Mental health status bar it would be reading...
...9% remaining
Sparogatively, everything is hanging on a loose thread right about now!

#EndSars

One day, as I was coming back from the bank the NPF stopped me at a checkpoint and insisted I came down. I alighted, wondering what they stopped me for... an officer barked...
"Make I see your phone"
That day I was fortunate to only move out with my small phone so I hurriedly shewed it to him to avoid any further embarrassment but he shook his head and said
"No be this one, way the other one"?...
...with a visible smirk on his face, as if saying to me...you think you are wise abi?
At this point I was getting anxious. I told him I had no other phone with me and he insisted I came closer for a search which I did.

He perused his hands through my pockets to feel any hard feeling of a bigger phone...but he found none. I was relieved at this moment only for me to get another shock... He started pulling and dragging my shirt to look into my body... This man was looking for Tattoo?

...Altar minister like me, wetin I wan carry tattoo do

After pulling and dragging but finding none, he went aside to have a word with his team. After a few minutes he came back, stared deeply at me and hesitantly told me...

"You fit dey go".

I just can't forget that day at all! I had no earrings on, had no blings on, I don't carry dreads, neither was my dressing abnormal or flashy.

They simply just wanted to extort some funds from me. My greatest joy that day was that as the officer perused through my pockets his hands didn't feel the over 30k I just withdrew from the bank.

las las I for drop that day...but God was sparogatively so good!

#EndSars

Obasa!

ogbasara'm?



Sparogatively, we know how corruption is fought when you are with the Broom Party

Sparogatively, avoid unnecessary arguments anywhere you find yourself especially in Nigeria.

Why?

Everybody is frustrated!

RIP Udeh!
Condolences to his bereaved!

Akwa Ibom is promoting civil servants which in turn would translate to a bigger paycheck...while Abia state is owing over 5 months salary which in turn would translate to no promotion.

Sparogatively, both states share borders!

If Nigeria practices true federalism, some states would be better than our present Nigeria.

Ayaya!

sparogatively, Nigeria is corrupt!

Sparogatively, this 2020... get as e be

2021 abeg do come!

congratulations

The people who were meant to protect
You cannot even be safe with the police anymore!

Even if she is safe and went into hiding on her volition... It sparogatively doesn't rule out the fact that Nigeria is unsafe.
I hope and pray she returns home safely!

Sound Sultan sang...

One day bush meat go catch the hunter

and it's happening now

This #EndSars protest might just spill over to a larger protest beyond just police brutality, to a more general unfavorable government policies protest! I sparogatively wait for that time!

Are you liberated now?
If Yes...We celebrate you!

Your ex-girl has all the traits of being an 'evening newspaper' no sane man would want to make her have that Mrs title on his account.

Sparogatively, don't forget to do a proper thanksgiving on your WokeShip!

Shot at, by the same people who were meant to protect?



Why is nothing sparogatively working in this country?

See English like death sentence ..the kine English wey dis person use take announce dis people interment fit sparogatively kill dead body again

...but this is sad...na ontop burial waka dem do their own burial

May their souls RIP
Condolences to their bereaved

Be wary of who you call your friend!

Did you know Brutus was regarded as Caesar's most trusted friend and politician, yet was the most prominent in his famed assassination?

... savvy Shakespeare!
God bless his memory!

Even you Brutus? those words filled with disbelief...can be regarded as the most famous line in Shakespear's Julius Caesar.

...his pen on papers was like a magic wand bringing history through drama to life!

Shakespeare's literal prowess was sparogatively blessed by God!

The coin would be worth millions honestly!

In case you don't know, na our oga still be presido...

sparogatively, this is just a Waka jeje parade!

I assure you, the powers that be, are not bothered...they are not bothered at all.

They presently see this as Video and Photoshoot sessions!
I assure you!

Sparogatively, I have stopped using these conventional banks because of this inconsiderate charges!


Do they charge? Yes!
Are the charges inconsiderate? Yes!

I actually wonder what these men are still investigating¿

Due process¿