₦airaland Forum

My brothers and sisters hide your heads... I say be careful!

These are sparogatively aggrieved SARS officers that the government lied have been disbanded!

“Some are scared because they pointed guns at people.
They crossed the road with their vehicle and are not saying anything.”

Pointing guns at unarmed citizens and feigning deaf and dumb?...
Seems more like a pay back mission. They probably came to lure out thugs for an attack. We don't want bloodshed again!

Na SARS!... I say dem be SARS!!

#EndSars
#EndSwat
#ReformThePolice

Sparogatively, this APC administration beats Mama Peace in the comic relief category.

Bunch of jokers!

From the lifeless one to his lying machine, and now their detective agent!
Sherlock Holmes!

How funny can they get?

sparogatively, men and brethren fear women.

sparogatively, this administration did well to hide the identity of the Lekki massacre.

No hero to immortalise!

sparogatively, most full blown protest leads to vandalism, looting and deaths...

France Yellow Vest Protest,
America's Black Lives Matters protest,
Hong Kong's Anti-Extradition Law Amendment Bill Movement, and...
The Chilean Spring.

All these protests brought set backs which were unavoidable.
How to move on from where we've found ourselves and forestall later occurrences should be what everyone needs to collectively work on.

God heal our land!

2019: Fela Durotoye contested in the presidential election and lost heavily after touring almost all the Tertiary Institutions in Nigeria.

2020: His wife business suffers gravely from vandals.

Recurring bad theme!
I can only imagine the financial strain the Durotoye's would be facing now.

God help Nigeria!
Youths right now can only resort to this prayer.

Sparogatively, NLC shut up!

You people are the biggest PaliaThieves

Sparogatively, these people are inadvertently fuelling an unprecedented, never before seen, aftermath protest type of crisis in Nigeria!

Defend against hoodlums through what means?
bearing up of arms?
Why do you charge the youths to defend against rioters and looters?
Why do you charge them to put their lives at stake?
Why do you charge them to do the works of security forces?

Some may find this development commendable, but I find it highly condemnable!

If the youths where told to verbally dissuade looters and hoodlums I would have seen it as a patriotic responsibility... but implying, citizens to bear up arms?

How bad can government be?

These pictures are the Nigerian definition of YOUTH EMPOWERMENT!
Long live the king!

The uniform gives these armed forces some sort of super power feeling in Nigeria.

Funnily, it's only towards unarmed people

Deploy them to Sambisa or any red zone, you'll begin to see their series of complaint videos littering the media space about how they are underfunded and poorly equiped, lobbying for transfers to safer zones or probably resignation.

Man's inhumanity to Man!
#EndArmedForcesBrutality

hmmm... this kine prayer get as e be.

"Today, may they never ever set up a shop. If they have ever set up a shop, may their shop burn to ashes in the name of Jesus."

please wait o, which Jesus are you calling?

Madam, God is not an author of confusion!
...and he is also not a cobbler!
You cannot sparogatively send him on an errand to start Punishing Polishing people.

sparogatively, these season na struggle season ALOOTER Continua!

If these looters go after hoarded palliatives or their corrupt politicians, I wouldn't see anything wrong with their actions(time for them to recoup what have been stolen from them), but private owned properties?

It's a NO! NO!!

Sparogatively, everyone should do well to Defend their states from Hooligans and oppressors...

...but Mr. Obiano, James Nwafor your dismissed SSA is also a hooligan. Why are you defending him instead of the memory of your Anambra Awkuzu victims that cry out for justice?

Hypocrisy?

sparogatively, why did hoodlums unite to raid an all female school?

All I can see here is the quest to quench "Konji"

Sparogatively, the days are evil
People do say Konji na bastard, but I say, every bastard has a father... alive or dead!

In konji's case the father is your thoughts! Guard your thoughts so they wouldn't cause problem for you or anyone!

#SayNoToRape
#SayNoToVagabondism
#DoNotEncourageHoodlums

The effects of Alooter continua!

Sparogatively, the Senior Special Assistant on New Media to the Deputy Governor, Haruna Manu, in Jalingo name looks like Muslim Arewa .

Did you notice?

Islamization agenda on Taraba people?

Oh no, I don't believe in that!

Anyways, curfew can not stop Alooters . After curfew, if the ugly system of administration is not changed it would continua

#RestructureNigeria

Sparogatively, the Yoruba meaning of Toriola is... "because of tomorrow". Some would translate it to mean because of wealth, but I would stick to the former!

The breakdown of how much shares he purchased, was it necessary? Well, no one knows tomorrow!

Sparogatively, I think MTN stuck with the interpretation I chose, "Because of Tommorw", bearing rioters and 'ALOOTERS' in mind.

"Na una people get MTN NG o!"
Message passed loud and clear!

Let me not forget to say...

Congratulobia! Mr Toriola, go and excel

Sparogatively, will pogba be missed?

I don't think so.
Boy has become so lazy over the years.

We always hear Islam is a religion of Peace, that's what we always hear. Anyways, I don't believe in religion but it doesn't rule out the fact I have my own faith (Christ-like). I believe in spirituality and good morals and not what one Imam or Bishop says.

Elvis, all I sparogatively have to say is...


CONGRATULOBIA!

Permit me to add...

IGBO AMAKA!

Sparogatively, He gave birth to a Boy!

Big Congratulobia!

I can remember in the early 2000's, MTN rolled out a commercial which was widely referred to as "Mama na Boy" which didn't sit well with Feminist and their apologists. If the advert had used the phrase "Mama na Girl" no one would have been complaining.

Celebrate what's to be celebrated!

Sparogatively, some questions need to be asked.

The jail break seemed to be facilitated from within... who facilitated it?

This prison is a federal concern why is the state more interested in the matter than the federal government? Till date I haven't seen or heard of any reaction by the NPF or prison service.

Well, freedom is sweet, and cannot be traded with captivity.

So to the escaped prisoners na one week Obaseki give una again o, enjoy am under the auspices of morality. If afer that one week you no know where to run to, abeg go meet am o, if you get where to run to still go meet am. He dey wait for una!

Lagos state, good job, but sparogatively, all these names would be meaningless if no government brings James Nwafor to face his crimes!

Na James Nwafor we want!
He's our No1 #EndSars criminal

Awkuzu is still in tears!

Sparogatively, everybody is afraid of this APC administration since their mantra is change!

No one takes them for their own words anymore!

ASUU, I commend you for your resilience, though students suffer, I still commend you!

sparogatively, Nigeria is in chaos!

Buhari has only compounded to woes!

StagethemTVee:
Shut it!

Most part of Nigeria is shut already. Hope you know about the 24hours curfew in most states?

That's the resultant effects of chaos, and Buhari has only compounded to woes through his unpacifying and insensitive speech.

I can't shut what is shut already!

The matter wey dey ground make Mathias tok say
"Water don pass garri!"

sparogatively, I heard this is one of the insects that baba listed for Selina

PH boys, na the battle be dis wey baba dey buy im right eye for #200k

Sparogatively, all these reactions can't bring back the dead!

When the protest was still in a cruise state, it was all about God bless this generation! . Now the blessed generation blood is cursing the Leaders of the land.

We laughed and joked and thought it was all for fun when Prophet Odumeje said 2020 will be a year of lesasefaray.

If only we listened.

Sparogatively,I can't sparogate anything anymore

Sparogatively, the government fuelled this crisis by themselves!

They picked up their phones and dialled 0-8-0-A-N-A-R-C-H-Y... Now they have it...

...State of ANARCHY

#ThisIsRevolution
#EndBadGovernance

Sparogatively, Trump was right!
Nigeria is a Shit Hole.
There was a country!

To hell with your bye-elections!

Vote for who?

People that'll turn against us tomorrow and send their weapon wielding dogs against us?

Nigeria has been Sparogated!
This is Revolution!

Sparogatively, he died because of the poor security system and the poor medical care available in Nigeria.

He could have been saved if Government didn't favour senators funds more than public health funds!

#EndBadGovernance
#EndSARS

Rest In Power Anthony!