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PoliticsRe: Lekki Shootings: Olowu Of Kuta Demands Probe Of Amnesty International by Hambivert:
Was the Nigeria Army mission to Lekki a Covert operation huh

If the government charges AI for espionage, then they are sending a clear message that they plainly planned to carry out their dastardly act, and it was no mistake or false, as they keep telling the media.

To be a monarch doesn't mean Judicial or Political intelligence.
Oba, please, sparogatively concentrate on your Village meeting.
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot Constituency Bridge by Hambivert:
Can CHILDREN be sparogatively allowed to walk on this bridge unsupervisedhuh

...And he did a signpost to commemorate this nonsense undecided

Anyways, on behalf of the N ational A ssociation of N igerian C hildren ...we sympathise with our brother who cried on TV with this Nursery Rhyme specially put together for him...

As you read through may God bless you!

Desmond is an Actor
eeeyaa! eeeyaa!! o!
Desmond is an Actor
eeeyaa! eeeyaa!! o!
He can cry in films
He can cry on News
Agent Fashola Holmes!
Give him the hanky

Desmond is an Actor
eeeyaa! eeeyaa!! o!


Thank YOU! grin
PoliticsRe: South East Governors Meeting In Enugu Government House Enters Second Day by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, The only person I'm trying to search for through these pictures is Ikpeazu, that Abia state governor...

...I just want to ask him whether the Kerosene he shared during his campaign has not finished huh

These South East Governors need to theme one of their session...
"Abia state, Wake Up!". Everything in that state is asleep! I repeat, Everything!
CelebritiesRe: Georgina Onuoha To Desmond Elliot: Wife Fed You In Those Days & You've Forgotten by Hambivert: 1:24pm On Oct 30, 2020
Sparogatively, after Crocodile Smile, Mr. Desmond Elliott cried Crocodile Tears.

The only reason why I would never join others to call you Desmond Ediot is because of the fond Nollywood memories I have of you.

We may forgive, but we can never cheat our memories to forget

Never!
PoliticsRe: #EndSARS: IGP Adamu Replies Amnesty, Says Policemen Didn’t Shoot Protesters by Hambivert: 12:55pm On Oct 30, 2020
Sparogatively, the Lekki shooting video making the rounds shows that the Army actually shot at protesters... but thanks to DJ switch, we know SARS later came and did their own shooting.

Even if the Police truly didn't shoot at protesters in Lekki the same cannot be said of other areas. I watched a video of protesters at PH being shot at!

Thanks to their sister Selina, the bullets didn't penetrate... but we know they still shot!
RomanceRe: I'm Fed Up With My Marriage by Hambivert:
You should sparogatively stop overreacting!
Stop killing yourself and your marriage because of suspicions.

Take a deep breath, and remind yourself that he told you there is nothing between them.

A piece of advice: if your consciousness still troubles you, don't go all out to challenge him as he would certainly still deny again because you have no proof! (that's if he is actually cheating).

You have to act like a cat; lay low, be still, observe and only spring an attack when your evidence is evident!

Anyways, to the singles out there, if you ever want a partner, please go for one that is emotionally intelligent. It would save you lots of stress!
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot: Social Media Played A Part In My Victory (Throwback Video) by Hambivert:
Sparogatively to me, I go like make YDP or wetin dem dey call themselves go siddon!

Nigeria's solution does not lie in the hands of any 'Youth'. All we need is a compassionate, dedicated and problem solving leader.

Age is not a prerequisite to Nigeria's solution I must tell you!
Car TalkRe: AirCar That Transforms From Road Vehicle To Plane Will Go On Sale Next Year (Pix by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, if this AirCar enters Nigeria, our unfailing able police force and their now supposedly defunct SARS branch would also invent their own means of mounting roadblocks in the sky...

Those guys no dey use that #50 joke with anybody! grin
RomanceRe: Corper Pranks His Girlfriend With Stomach Ache Before Proposing To Her (Video) by Hambivert: 3:46pm On Oct 29, 2020
Sparogatively, if you wan be actor go join Nollywood!

Anyways, I can't be 'bad-belle' to someone else's happiness... so brother corper and his fiancée...

Congratulobia!
Foreign AffairsRe: Nice, France Knife Church Attack: Three Dead, Several Hurt by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, they always tell us...
Islam is a Religion of Peace!
...but my friend always disagrees and says...
Islam is a Religion of Piss!

Well, I don't join the banter! I have my reasons.

I only pray for peace and calm to the word.
Condolences to the Nice victims!
Happy Eid al-Mawlid to the Muslim faithfuls
CelebritiesRe: I Tested Positive For COVID-19 - Toke Makinwa Shares Her Coronavirus Experience by Hambivert: 3:15pm On Oct 29, 2020
Sparogatively, coronavirus still dey Naija? huh

Typhoid and Malaria na im dem still dey call Coronavirus? undecided

Anyways, stay safe everybody!
TravelRe: Fire Guts Petrol Tanker, Stationary Trucks In Mile 2, Lagos by Hambivert: 3:00pm On Oct 29, 2020
Sparogatively, I hope there were no human casualties¿
Something needs to be done about this fuel carriers urgently...

Do we even have anybody to do that?

Anyways, here in Nigeria, one has to live every moment like it's the last! Nothing in Nigeria is safe. From the roads to the Farms(herdmen killings), and even the police who are meant to protect. Nothing is safe!

Live life well. Live life gloriously.
PoliticsRe: Senators Uncover ‘20 Proposed Electricity Projects’ In Mamman Saleh LGA by Hambivert:
sparogatively, I think why they are exposing this, is because he refused to do the needful. Whatever that means to you, it means what it means to me.

I can never trust anything that has to do with this administration. They are mostly made up of the same bunch!
Besides, I reside in the ZoneA area!
CelebritiesRe: Kechi Okwuchi Celebrates Her 31st Birthday by Hambivert:
Happy birthday, the beautiful one with the sonorous voice!

Sparogatively, let me leave everyone with these words...

Beauty is not in the face, Beauty is a light in the heart. Your inner beauty never needs makeup. Beauty is how you feel inside and it reflects in your eyes. It is not something physical. True beauty comes from within.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo At Tope Alabi's 50th Birthday (Video) by Hambivert:
Just a mere mortal and she's awestruck!

Imagine if you are visited by the Lord Jesus himself... Words would never be enough to explain the feeling.

Everyone needs Jesus!
Never see this as a derogatory term or an insult if anyone tells you that...
"You need Jesus"
...even if they attach non-verbal nuances! Please, never pick offence. They are only reminding you the prerequisite to eternal life!


Shun Religion! I repeat shun religion!
Only embrace the heritage!

Jesus Christ is the heritage! Jesus Christ is the culture and also the tradition!


Our very own Tope Alabi Congratulobia!
50 sparogatively looks good on you!
PoliticsRe: #ENDSARS: Ganduje Reinstates Salihu Yakasai, As Media Aide by Hambivert: 1:17pm On Oct 29, 2020
Sparogatively, the only thing bothering me is how the probe of Ganduje 'Gandollar' saga never saw the light of day.

BASKETMOUTH still dey learn for where Nija government dey!

Anyways, thanks for reinstating our brother back...na talk he just talk, he no kill person!
PoliticsRe: NNPC: Nigerian Refineries Damaged Beyond Turnaround Maintenance by Hambivert: 1:14pm On Oct 29, 2020
sparogatively, I find this sparogative
EducationRe: Is this Why Students Fail Exams? by Hambivert: 1:13pm On Oct 29, 2020
sparogatively
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: NANS Enugu Urges Judicial Panel To Carry Out Their Duty Diligently by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, talk is cheap!

You hypocrite! First, remove the beam out of your own eye , and then you can see clearly to remove the speck out of your brother's eye.

In other words, NANS, first carry out your own duty diligently before telling anybody to carry their's out diligently.

Such Hypocrites! ASUU matter is still lingering and I have never seen or heard of anything they did or said concerning it!

NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIAN STUDENTS, my foot!
PoliticsRe: Niger State Bans Protests And All Forms Of Processions by Hambivert: 12:01pm On Oct 29, 2020
sparogatively, the text of the First Amendment provides for “the right of the people peaceably to assemble.” The key word is “peaceably” — violent protesting is not allowed.

This ban by the Niger states government infringes on fundamental human rights, and I most condemn it.
Anyways, this is what happens when we keep electing political illiterates into power.
SportsRe: Barca Troll Ronaldo & Juventus With This Photo After Messi Scored Them by Hambivert:
I don't join in any Ronaldo and Messi argument but I sparogatively 8-2 tell you this!

There is only one goat and he is...

...RonalGOAT!

I can't just join this argument, can I? cry
PoliticsRe: Governor Makinde's N15M #EndSARS Gift Tears Oyo Youths Apart by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, since the days of Politics, the Kingdom of the Niger area have suffered violently from the hands of politicians.

SUG politicians are very big thieves I must tell you!

I don't see what that body does with all the money students pay in the name of SUG levy, all they do is share money and share money and look for more money to share amongst themselves.

Forget youths, Nigeria right now just needs a true, dedicated and compassionate leader...age should not be a prerequisite!
BusinessRe: I Just Opened A Business And Got A Salary Work I'm Confused by Hambivert:
sparogatively having multiple streams of income is a great idea. However, you cannot paddle your boat on two streams at the same time.

Here is where trust comes in. You need to find someone you can trust to paddle your second boat on the other stream(s) you have discovered for yourself.

That misleading word many say about not trusting anyone is a big lie! You need to trust people but not inordinately.
PoliticsRe: Reverend Polycap Zango Kidnapped By Boko Haram (Video) by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, these are the same sect Buratai and his paymasters says have been Technically defeated!

This present administration and lies are more like 5&6.
Lekki shooting lies still dey trouble me and the whole world yet na lies upon lies dem dey dish out to us.

Oluwa release Rev. Polycap and other abductees!
PoliticsRe: US: Why We Oppose Okonjo-iweala’s Election As WTO DG by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, the whole issue boils down to the political relevance of Nigeria to America, which in recent times have been close to the zero percentile.

On the other hand, South Korea is a very strong ally to the US, and this is evident in the US military presence with over 14 military bases in the country. The US disagreement to support Nigeria's candidate is more political than the 'trade-experience' reason they are presenting.

If eventually the US supports NOI, it would be because she recently just got her American citizenship.
The US is a very big player when it comes to world affairs and in no instance would be relegated.

"NOI is Nigerian-American", the western media would tell you eventually if she wins. America doesn't have much to loose, in my opinion, no matter what plays out, they would still come out winners!
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Visits Lagos Police Command Headquarters In Ikeja by Hambivert:
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CelebritiesRe: 'List Of Celebrities Who Shared Fake News Online' - JJ Omojuwa Reacts by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, all I want to know is the person or group that designed this poster.

I just want to tell them that "may what befell the lekki massacre victims also befall them".

At least it was fake news and to them there was no massacre.
CultureRe: The Returned Oba’s Staff is Fake - Royal Prince Calls Out Oba Of Lagos (Video) by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, this is not sparogative!

Why lie?
NO!
NO, tell me Oba, why lie?

That's why boys bin ransack your house before. You lie say palliatives nor dey your house, whereas e boku inside!

... Anyways, Mr. Prince, how you take know say this one na Fake?
Na u hold the original? huh
CrimeRe: Edo Police Parade 126 Suspects For Jail-break, Looting, Others by Hambivert: 5:32pm On Oct 28, 2020
Sparogatively, if no prison warden is among these ones being paraded that means all these na scam!

The videos that circulated the media sphere showed that it was an inside job!
CrimeRe: #endsars Protesters Killed 2 Policemen, Looted 5 Banks, Burnt 102 Cars — Abia CP by Hambivert: 5:30pm On Oct 28, 2020
Sparogatively, please use their normal tag!
Hoodlums!

These were hoodlums and not protesters!

Why Abia tin dey always different sef?
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu Gets International Parliamentary (IPC) Appointment by Hambivert: 3:22pm On Oct 28, 2020
sparogatively
SportsRe: Obafemi Martins 36th Birthday: NFF, FIFA Celebrate Ex-Eagles Star by Hambivert: 3:11pm On Oct 28, 2020
sparogatively

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