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PoliticsRe: Fashola: FG Will Support Developmental Initiatives Of States by Hambivert:
Generally, people dont know the differences between Federal roads and state roads, so the government of a state gets vilified or called failed even if it's only the federal roads that lie in ruins.

Sparogatively, I think Wike has mastered the art of playing in between party lines.
Wike fixes federal roads and bills them with interests of course and make them promise to pay... Rivers people, sharp man you have there!

Anyways, I must tell that Fashola's success in Lagos state during his time as governor has only translated to gross ineptitude in the Federal scene!

Well, I'm not sure anyother person would have done more under this failed adminstration!
BusinessRe: Inside Ibadan Precious Stone Market: Strabag Precious Stone International Market by Hambivert: 1:16pm On Nov 07, 2020
Sparogatively, if it's not oil it's not worth it!

There is this market of precious stones lying in ruins that can generate huge wealth for everyone, but our federal government chooses to be busy finding oil in the north where there is litlle to none with billions of Naira!

God would help only when we have sense!
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid 'Made In Lagos' Debuts On The UK General Album Charts by Hambivert: 1:05pm On Nov 07, 2020
The Made in Lagos album cover... I don't like
...Probably because of the pose and the absence of any sign of Lagos on it.

The songshuh
My opinion remains with me.

Wizkidhuh
Boy has gone global, hating cannot stop him

I sparogatively wish him all the best...while I listen to Sinach's Way Maker continuously
CelebritiesRe: Dr Sid Celebrates Not Smoking For 2 Years by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, this is a very courageous move. Pray he doesn't go back to his old ways!

Come to think of it, I guess I should also celebrate my entire lifetime of not smoking nor drinking!

Good health is bliss!
CelebritiesRe: MC Papi Calls Out Kano Government Over Poor Infrastructures by Hambivert: 12:47pm On Nov 07, 2020
I sparogatively thought Kano state was the best in infrastructure in the whole of the north!

Well, Nigeria celebrates mediocrity so I am not surprised.

Anyways, I'd love to visit Kano state someday
CrimeRe: Dog Dies In Colombia, Was 'Gang-Raped' And Stabbed 30 Times by Hambivert:
shocked
Are you kidneying mehuh

Sparogatively, I never thought any country would surpass India and Kenya in the weird news category.

Gang rape and stab a dog?
Colombia why?

Pablo Escobar would be rolling in disgust in his grave!

#SayNoToDogAbuse
#NoIsNo
Foreign AffairsRe: Kentucky Elects Dog Wilbur As Mayor In US by Hambivert:
Can this sparogatively be the way forward for Nigeria's problemshuh

All humans tried... have failed since almagamation!
Should we go the animal wayhuh

Anyways, that's if our brothers across the river doesn't use it for pepper soup before the swearing-in ceremony.
grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump's Fan Storms Press Conference To Accuse Joe Biden Of Stealing by Hambivert: 9:54am On Nov 05, 2020
Sparogatively, I thought US sanctioned Orubebe with a visa ban for his outburst in 2015 huh

How manage he kon take enter US againhuh
RomanceRe: Igbo Couple Use 'Ukwa' Sauce To Make Their Wedding Cake (Photos) by Hambivert: 9:46am On Nov 05, 2020
If they decided to go with the Ukwa cake that's their choice that I wholeheartedly accept.

...but some people forming their spokesperson saying it's a traditional wedding only shows the height of their humilating double standard!

Traditional wedding wey husband wear monkey jacket and tie do...who una wan dey deceivehuh
CelebritiesRe: Ifeanyi David Adeleke 1st Birthday: Davido & Chioma Host Party For Their Son by Hambivert: 9:32am On Nov 05, 2020
I thought it's a 1year old's birthdayhuh

Why can I see only adultshuh
PoliticsRe: #EndSARS: Police To Promote Officers Killed, Injured During Recent Rampage — IGP by Hambivert:
All these ones are sparogatively too much talk!


Mr. Man, first #EndSWAT jor! angry
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S. Supreme Court May Not Have Final Say In Election, Despite Trump Threat by Hambivert: 8:17am On Nov 05, 2020
Sparogatively, analysing the US elections is not something I'm proud of doing when my own country has totally tilted towards the failed zone category. A green and white country that seems to be practicing democaracy in a military cantonment. What a shame!

However, I must insist that Donald Trump is like a trump card! Those thinking he has lost already shouldn't start celebrating yet.

Anyways Proverbs 28:1 The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.

My Preferred candidate to win huh
Well, I belong to everybody but I am for nobody!
PoliticsRe: Japhet Omojuwa Apologises to Osinbajo, Deletes Tweet by Hambivert:
Sparogatively I really don't know if the VP uses his political might to suppress these people into submission and retraction of their allegations, but I must say I like him personally and I know he is not like the others, even if his adminstration is a failed one.

Prayer point for today:
... Oh! Lord, vindicate me from every Accuser and Accusation!
Car TalkRe: Nigerians In Shock As Us-based Man Shares Photos Of ”ladipo Market” In America by Hambivert: 7:44pm On Nov 03, 2020
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Car TalkRe: Nigerians In Shock As Us-based Man Shares Photos Of ”ladipo Market” In America by Hambivert:
Nigeria is Nigeria

You can never find Nigeria anywhere else!
The craze, the crave, the cuss, the anger, the rowdiness, the peculiarity
...You just can't find

Replicahuh
sparogatively maybe
Science/TechnologyRe: Scientists Reveal Brain Of 233-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur (Pictures) by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, I don't believe in these things in it's entirety most especially their obnoxious dates, but, I still love to hear their stories.

If it's a Saurischia or an Ornithischia I largely don't care. I think I just like to know these things for the goodness of knowing them not that it matters... probably not in a country like Nigeria.

Well, I hope these foreign excavators and researchers continue with their work regardless of the people who think they are wasting their time....

So many Nigerian students and professors depend on them even if they never get to practice what they learn or teach. They still depend!
PoliticsRe: Senate Tackles Lai Mohammed Over N250m Project by Hambivert: 3:58pm On Nov 03, 2020
Lie Lia Mohammed!

The name you give to your children sparogatively may affect their lives!

Please even if it's a property or a pet, choose the naming wisely
PoliticsRe: Bashir Magashi: US Rescue Operation Not Violation Of Nigeria’s Sovereignty by Hambivert:
sparogatively, the world already knows our leaders are incompetent.

If this government can't protect her own citizens, how do one expect her to protect foreigners?

I can't fathom!

If you are of the view this government would have the interest of a foreigner more than the lives of the Chibok girls that gained global attention but are still locked up somewhere in Sambisa! If you are of the view they would oversee the rescue of a foreigner over #FreeLeahSharibu , then I must thank God you are not the President of the US!

It doesn't violate it! Never did and Never will
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: FG Denies Generating ‘No-Fly’ List by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, this administration's thematic structure now sounds more like the name of one of their able minister. No one takes them serious anymore!

They are full of lies, and lies and lies!

Even if it's the truth, it always still sounds like a lie
CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Stephen Fights With Body Shammers On Instagram by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, body shaming is a very wrong thing to do!
Simply just mind your business, it doesn't cost nothing!

If your consciousness pricks you to the extent you cannot can! Use wisdom and understanding to speak your mind. If you don't have this... FEM!

The truth is that she doesn't like she is fat! Despite all she tries to do to reduce weight, it doesn't seems to work.

Her ancestors are fat. It's a genetic thing and not her doing.

To all the people who thinks they are helping her, just know
...Depression kills faster than Fat!
PoliticsRe: Amotekun Arrests Six Suspected Looters In Ondo by Hambivert:
It definitely wouldn't be a bad idea if every region have their own Security unit
... but my only fear is the demon that possesses this security officers after adorning the uniform!

It sparogatively isn't limited to race, culture or geography!
The demon goes everywhere the uniform goes!
SportsRe: Kate Greville: Ryan Giggs Arrested Over 'Assault' On His Girlfriend by Hambivert:
I have always insisted on men emancipating from the shackles of ignorance.

When God created the other gender, he made her a help mate. This isn't necessarily a good thing as she could help to make you or help to mar you, regardless of name or status.

If she makes you better, that's a good thing, but generally it isn't always about the positivity.
She Mars! Like the planet that promises to hold life but is still a fluke...She Mars!

It's never about your strength. Ask the Biblical Samson!
It's never about what and who you control or have command over. Ask Gen; Sanni Abacha
It's never about "God being with you" even through your name. Also Ask Emmanuel Eboue!

Concisely put, to live long and fulfilled, there are three things to do.
1 . Fear Women
2 . Fear who and what doesn't fear women
3 . Never ever forget Number 1 and Number 2.

I sparogatively hope justice gets served!
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage: I Tried To Commit Suicide 2 Times. I Was Really Depressed by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, depression is real.

Reasons for being depressed may be funny or inconsequential, but please learn not to chide anyone depressed or leave them to themselves.

A little love, a little attention and a drop of affection may do the miracle!
Christianity EtcRe: 'Pope Didn't Fully Support Gay Civil Unions, Comments Were Taken Out Of Context' by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, I have no business with the pope and I'm not interested in knowing who is bankrolling him.
It's those people that are called Feminist Coalition that I was and is still more concerned with!

Group wanted to hijack the #EndSars protest for their selfish ideology. What the hell? angry

I mean what the hell? huh angry
CelebritiesRe: Erica And Kiddwaya Unfollow Each Other On IG - Picture by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, I know it's all publicity stunt and the meaninglessness of this news...but what about all those students that wasted their time watching BBN and supporting Kidd and Erica, and at the end of the day still failed WAEC¿

What do you want them to say about the Kiddrica ship now?

Please the capsizing of this ship is ill timed!
Doesn't bother me personally but please WAEC result just came out biko!
HealthRe: Endometriosis: "Church Members, Friends Mocked Me" - Woman Conceives by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, all I could make out of this story was that the woman was selfish and a deal breaker.
Baby didn't come because of beach of contract. Simple. That isn't rocket science.

Amos 3:3 “How can two work walk together unless they are agreed?”

These sort of persons are bad for business, pressure may make them leave you in fits of regrets!

I started trying quietly without telling hubby
Trying what huh How huh
By kidnapping his used condomhuh
I don't want to believe that!

Anyways, thank God for your testimony!
Moral lesson: learn to work with your partner(s), everything is not a spiritual warfare!
PoliticsRe: Obasogie Of Benin Eduwu Ekhator Dies. Governor Obaseki Mourns by Hambivert: 8:35pm On Nov 02, 2020
Godwin Obaseki!

Has the deadline you gave to those runaway prisoners been extended again or have all of them returned to their cells? huh

We sparogatively await your humble response on this matter as it seems I'm always seeing one these days...

Dude is always asking why is no one ever online on 2go!

Anyways, RIP Obasogie!
SportsRe: Obafemi Martins' Cars And Speed Boat (Photos) by Hambivert:
When you hear "all my guys are ballers "
... it's because of these guys!

As old as he gets, as he rich as he becomes.
Sparogatively seems his vanity isn't vanishing anytime soon!

ObaGoal, keep balling!
PoliticsRe: WTO Leadership Race Hits New Hurdle As Geneva Lockdown Returns by Hambivert: 5:50pm On Nov 02, 2020
Sparogatively, my only prayer is that Nigeria should not go and do Copy Copy and impose another lockdown.

NCDC, concerning your Malaria and Typhoid results, please withhold them for the meantime like WAEC biko!
...before you start to put spikes in the place of flats.

#StaySafe
EducationRe: WAEC Withholds SSCE Results Of 215,149 Candidates by Hambivert:
Sparogatively, when WAEC withhold's a result, the reason why it was withheld should be stated, thereby creating room for how to appeal! They shouldn't go with their most popular cover up 'it's a case of malpractice!'

If it's missing script; sate it that way! If it's wrong name or candidate's number; state it so! Stop jumbling everything into 'examination malpractice' or cause innocent people suffer for the sins of others.

WAEC withholds results with impunity! That atimes I wonder if Withheld is the relatively unknown but ever present grading style.

Only releasing these results if their victims know the internal 'workings', or after their supposed investigations that may take eternity, leaves me the more frustrated with West Africa! angry

Nigeriahuh
...well, if I've not lost hope already then it means it's remaining only 1 bar undecided
EducationRe: WAEC Releases SSCE 2020 Results by Hambivert:
I remember when I was preparing for my SSCE. I spent tears, sweat and blood
...All thanks to NEPA or was it already PHCN at that timehuh
I really don't care now! They are still the same!

I spent tears because I was practically straining my eyes without electricity to read and at a point tears where freely flowing out of my eyes just by mere opening them.
I spent sweat because reading is one brain activity that is very stressful, and I was determined to finish all 9 subjects I registered for SSCE at least twice! I would almost strip in my room at night because of heat! shey you know say LIGHT NO DEY dey? huh
I spent blood, because it was a do or die affair for me! I rather Pass or Pass. Las las something died! grin

Sparogatively, our government and educationists shouldn't be all about encouraging students to have great results, they should channel some energy into creating a favourable environment for all students to thrive!

There are some students who wouldn't do well in this exam not because they didn't prepare well but because the system is designed for many students to fail. I'm 98.99999% sure that many reading this failed SSCE at their first sitting.

Anyways, Hallelujah I'm a Super Lion

Christianity EtcRe: Johnson Odesola: Social Media Bill Laughable by Hambivert: 2:58pm On Nov 02, 2020
Sparogatively, right now I don't have much to say but to laugh with you sir!

grin grin grin

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