₦airaland Forum

Sparogatively, another new technology would emerge and they'll tell us that what we were told about this discoveries aren't totally true.

Until then I'm not buying any of this!
It's my opinion!

Sparogatively, since the inception of this democratic dispensation, Education and Basic Health has been the sectors with the least investment...

...They know we know, and we also know we know, so why would this government want to change it since we know that's how it's done¿

Until we know what to do,
Until we fight doggedly for our rights... they'll keep trampling on our intelligence!

There was a Country!

Sparogatively, if you don't know this woman...she was a musical sensation back then...

but more recently she is known as the woman that leaked the boy that wanted to leak her nudes

Momma has zero joy!
Sparogated the boy chapchap before he could sparogate her

If you were unable to read everything... this is the summary!

Dem still dey tok say former EFCC oga do plenty Magu Magu!

Sparogatively, the days are evil

People do say Konji na bastard , but I say every bastard has a father... alive or dead!

In konji's case the father is your thoughts! Guard your thoughts so that they wouldn't cause problem for you or anyone!

#SayNoToRape!

sparogatively, I wish her a happy birthday!

Sparogatively, if you know history well you'll know that carpet crossing and Nigeria's politics are inseparable.

APC and PDP...are made up of the same nitwit their only difference is their party name!

Sparogatively, like never before... Nigeria is on the brinks of collapse!

We have never had it this worse since democracy started!

When next you hear the word change ask " how much?"

Sparogatively, Ighalo dey ManU dey chop bench, but still dey bang in endorsement deals

Na from footballers this line come from... All my guys are ballers!

Congratulobia! Jude Ighalo!

This is is not acceptable!

People say Konji na bastard, but I say every bastard has a father somewhere...alive or dead!

In konji's case the father is our thoughts!

Sparogatively, guard your thoughts at all times, so it doesn't beget problem for you or anyone!

#SayNoToRape

People say Konji na bastard, but I say every bastard has a father somewhere...alive or dead!

In konji's case the father is our thoughts!

Sparogatively, guard your thoughts at all times, so it doesn't beget problem for you or anyone!

Sparogatively, UAE would have been the biggest loser if they didn't remove the ban since their economy is largely hinged on tourism.

Who wan ball for Dubai reach Nigerians

Sparogatively, all I can say is...

Ondo no be Edo!...

...and I don't have a preferred candidate...Ondo people na una hand e dey!

Possible Movie script!

Nollywood here we go!

Real life or fake life...I don't care. This story is rudely sparogated!

Even though I don't like politicians, I wish him a...

Happy Marrried Life!

Sparogatively, everyone deserves happiness!

Congratulobia Senator Goje!

Sparogatively, the university job would help to spur you for an advancement in your career...

but the threat from your fiancée would be the reason I'd stay in the Sec Sch if I were you!

Sparogatively, I hope she adds the African flair into her sound!

The attachment I just listened to... for Naija wey we dey... no go blow! Cool music though.

Anyways, Liya Congratulobia! hopefully your music goes worldwide!

Sometimes, I still think there are just only 9 planets as we were taught back then M-V-E-M-J-S-U-N-P
...but I quickly remind myself that Pluto isn't even considered a planet anymore.
Choi! Man don dey old o


Sparogatively, please, who are the omonile's there? I wan buy land o... before it's too late!

Sparogatively, why na things wey be like SARS matter come full everywhere nowadays?


NPF SARS get im own whala wey we never settle the matter finish.
Coronavirus SARS dat one, wan finish people life and business with im sickness and lockdown wey e carry come.

Now these ones SACS!
but,shey girls undies don turn Cultist

Abeg make una no play Naira Marley 'jo soapy' for this people! I take God beg una!

Sparogatively, I'm tired of seeing anything about Nigeria's Independence.

Why celebrate a nation that @60 is still Independently Dependent despite the vast wealth that it has?
60 or #SicksTea?
Nigerians are sick and tired of continuous maladministration and political sheer wickedness!

Who and who are Dazzling when the whole nation is hugely tenebrous¿

Very very inconsiderate headline!

Sparogatively, people say "konji na bastard", but I say every bastard has a father somewhere... alive or dead!

In konji's case the father is our thoughts!
Guard your thoughts well so it wouldn't beget problem for you or anyone.

#SayNoToRape

Sparogatively, I say Congratulobia! .

Mrs. Adeka my Primary 1 teacher, God bless you for making me know how to read, write and speak English fluently.

My sweet mother God bless you for instilling in me diligence!

God bless our teachers.
Reward on earth, reward in heaven

Sparogatively, where Lasgidi dey right now, other states dey learn work.
Not like Lasgidi dey do the best thing, but for Nigerian standard they are the best thing!

Kudos to good leadership over the years, Lagos is way ahead!

Mr. president, these men are sparogatively needed in Northern Kaduna too are you not aware?

Sparogatively, even if it doesn't fail. Street go take over!

sparogatively, SARS are crazy Sparogators!

One day coming from the bank NPF stopped me and requested for my phone...God so good na small Nokia Torchlight I hold. I show dem dem say no be this one. I tell dem say I no get another phone, dem tok say make I come down, he check my pocket he no feel another phone.

Next thing na to begin dey pull my cloth dey check inside my body. This man dey find Tattoo? Jesus boy like me...wetin I wan carry tatto do? As he no see he begin dey look me dey look me before he con tok say 'you can go'.

When I left that place I began to thank God that the time the officer was checking my pocket his hands didn't peruse the over 30k in my pocket I just withdrew from the bank.

I for drop something las las dat day!

Sparogatively, from one oyibo to another but the gameplay is still wack!

Anyways, why NFF changed their name from NFA to NFF is still bothering me till this date.

Ustec:
Because federation is independent unlike association.

Where is my reward.
Don't tell me it's in heaven, I am not a teacher.

Bro, no reward for you! Among the English FA and the NFF who is more independent?

Name change was just to cash out (as millions was spent for re-branding) nothing more nothing less!
Don't let them sparogate you.

Over #2million for what?

You nor get friends or families to help?

Sparogatively, when I read this post all that came into my mind was...

Always resist the urge to Shalaye . It makes you look more stupid!

The first mumu no do, you kon mumuly dey explain again say u mumu before.
This guy could win the most Mumufied bizness man of the year!

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Sparogatively, when Rashford retires from football he should consider British Politics.

Boy sure knows how to talk than to play against Tottenham in October.

Although his reason for this form of eulogy is not wrong,
I would always advocate for keeping your marriage and family off the spheres of the social media.

People wey hail you today, na dem go still bash you wen e don red tomorrow!

Happy home no dey live for Social media, na inside house e dey stay.

Ask Cha-cha Eke to confirm!