₦airaland Forum

The coronavirus story in England sparogatively doesn't really bother me, but the fact that this thriving son of late princess Diana and whose Dad is about 72years of age would have died still being the 2nd inline to the throne pricks my subconsciousness and my consciousness!

Maybe I should even direct my pity to his dad whose buttocks may never smell the English throne than this young man.

Anyways, the father is still very much a young man. A 72 years old man is still a young boy in Nigeria you know?
So...
Long Live the Queen! continua...

Prayer point for today: Every delay to my success, whether by my doing or from my mother's side or my father's side....What are you waiting for? I say DIE by Fire!

Sparogatively, I don't join the Ronaldo and Messi argument, but right now, I 8-2 tell Barcelona and their fans that...

RonalGOAT would be coming to Camp Nou!

I still can't join this argument can I

Sparogatively, there is nothing like a good name!

Every good reputation he had during his time as Lagos state governor is what they are trying to tarnish.

All this for 2023!
This men aren't joking with anybody!

So sad the Lekki toll gate detective allowed himself to be used like a pawn in the hands of the unknown revered cabal.

sparogatively, may the soul of the departed rest in peace.

... but do this prayer have any effect after death?

Coronavirus sparogatively, is real everywhere except Nigeria!

The word coronavirus to some people in Nigeria (Politifcians), translates to steady Cash Out.

Every Malaria or flu this days is adjudged COVID-19.

I must warn, but if Nigerians still insist to be gullible, they would yet again be hit with an artificial second wave .

Truth is, it's in the brooks already!

Anyways, as much as I wish them (Lazio team) quick recovery I still thank God no Nigerian plays for Lazio.

The Onazi that played for them how did they handle his career

I don't know why to me the picture of Sanwo-Olu used in this post looks like someone that is lying sparogatively.



Since Sanwo-Olu has opined that the Lekki massacre wasn't a massacre, would he allow the enquiry panel give a contradictory report since he's the chair of the panel?

Anyways, if your name has anything to do with Sanwo or Olu, just know that at this moment the majority are not happy with you until you talk to your Alausa name sake to own up to the truth!

Of all things fake, there is nothing that is sparogatively as fake as
... Buhari's WEAC certificate.



If only my type of people exists in this world, SlimTea producers would have gone bankrupt.

Rev. Polycap, I sparogatively thank God for you life!

Even here on Nairaland, many prayed for your safe release and God didn't disappoint as usual!

"The earnest prayer of the righteous availeth much!"

A wise man once sparogatively said...

"Education is not just about going to school and getting a degree. It's about widening your knowledge and absorbing the truth about life."

"School na scam" is False!...
but beneath the statement lies a truthful undertone

Sparogatively, one of the best ways to live CAN cer free, is to try as much as you can to avoid consuming CANNED products or other Chemically processed Foods!

If you think otherwise, go and ask those orange drink and apple drink companies if they use any actual fruit in their productions.

Everything na FLAVOUR!
Everything na Chemical!.

Your taste bud may be manipulated, but never your internal organs!
Stay Natural!

God no go shame us!

Sparogatively, I don't blame the Nigerians that supported Change! ...

...I only blame them for not asking

... "How much Change?"

Mr Motivational speaker abeg off your mic!

These politicians with their nonsense mentality

... dem no know say e no dey work again

That's how Goodluck told us he had no shoes but only went into power to make every other person shoeless.

If not of Goodluck's misdeeds The Buhari Effect wouldn't have sparogatively been upon us now!

sparogatively, the statement form the suspects looks vaguely concocted.

Well, I don't know why I just can't trust the police.

Anyways, kudos to the Nigeria police force for Swooping on them.

The heart of man is deceitful above all things,
and desperately wicked: who can know it?"

Sparogatively, this was perpetuated by a prophet of doom!

Sparogatively, Way Maker has always been a beautiful song... but it only gained global attention after a series of cover by other international artiste. Just like that everything changed for that song in the global sphere!


Why am I even saying this?

...Pray for Divine Helpers

Congratulobia Our very own Sinach!

Untimely death would Sparogatively never be our portion!


RIP to the departed!
Condolences to Loved ones, Wards and parents!

Sparogatively, there are three things to do to live long in this life...

1. Fear Women
2. Fear who and what doesn't fear women
3. Never ever forget Number 1 and Number 2.

Female Soldiers are more brutal than their male counterparts I must tell you, because naturally people tend to look down on them because they are women, this makes them switch off their feminine side as a defence technique.

Hell has no fury like a scorned woman.
Savvy William Congreve...

Now, imagine the havoc she could wrought if possessed by the Uniform.

Please Live Long, I beg of you!

Sparogatively, forget COVID and Oil demand!
Nigeria is experiencing what is known as...

...The Buhari Effect

If you reside in the ZoneB region why not migrate and join us in ZoneA today?

sparogatively

1. Drop every 'I have a certificate' mentality
2. Be ready to work like you never saw the walls of a school
3. Be financially intelligent
4. Open your eyes to opportunities... They flash by every minute
5. Be ready to Invest- Time, Effort and Finance
6. Be Diligent (look up Proverbs 22:29 if you are a Christain)

Location: Success sparogatively, does not depend on any location. Na make God help us be the main thing!

A looter telling other Looters to return their loots when their loots are not up to what he looted!

Alooter Continua!
A Tale of the Loots

sparogatively, all I have to say is...

Congratulobia!

Yoruba Amaka!

Sparogatively, all I see here is a married Feminist trying to make a point!

but deep down in their hearts, they know the general truth!
...whatever that means to you, it means what it means to me!

Sparogatively, I don't join the Ronaldo and Messi argument!

...but right now, I 8-2 tell Barcelona and their fans that RonalGOAT would be coming to Camp Nou!

I still can't join this argument can I
Well, I hope they got my message!

Nigeria's Natural disasters are
... Bad leaders. I'm sure many of you know this fact!

...sparogatively, do you know it's on 12.5 magnitudinal scale with the propensity to rise above that

If you never knew, Learn that today!

Which corruption are they sparogatively talking about

...the same corruption their Grandfather in Aso Rock is fighting

Aunty Anti-Corruption would just be looking at her nephew corruption, and be wondering...

..."when would you stop disgracing me in Nigeria"

Sparogatively, if this was a Nigerian case, I can boldly tell you it's either...
Typhoid or Malaria!

Our Naija politifcians have used this coronavirus to cash out alot!

Some are actually praying it never leaves, that's why you hear them warning of a second wave, when they are actually giving a prep talk.

Anyways, Mr CAF president... Get Well Soon!

Sparogatively, she reasoned smart!

...on the other hand, there are only 3 Queens I know!

1. My Mother! God bless all mothers out there
2. Queen Elizabeth! because she is the oldest ruling monarch in the world!
3. Agbani Darego! because she proved to the world that she is not a local champion

Right now, any other 'Queen' to me is a Princess!

#IStandWithNedNwoko on this!

Officer, Congratulobia!

...but I no know why this woman face kon sparogatively resemble that SARS officer wey stop me that day
...Anyways, that one na man.

We Move!

Sparogatively, this would be a patriotic act until bacteria enters that leg!

Anyways...

Happy advocacy, drinking and merriment!

Drink Responsibly!

Sparogatively, this people are just beating around the bush!

Does this panel think the Army would keep the bodies there That's if at all it was taken there in the first place.

DJ Switch through her video revealed the Nigerian Army left with some dead bodies.
Her words, and she's the most popular eye witness so far!

The panel should constitute a team that would also search surrounding water bodies near the army morgue and their barrack probably even the Lagos Lagoon. You never can tell.

Anyways, make una Kontinor!

Sparogatively, you should know It's Nigeria!
We know the video would have been 'Photoshopped' already!
Trust in government died before I was born!

...But I thought the CCTV footage was the first thing the panel should have asked for since their formation

Anyways, make una release am make we see!