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Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by Hannibal: 2:11am On Jul 11, 2008
Queenisha:
Is it our fault when you decide to pick up unwashed giirls from the highways and byways of the United Kingdom.
What do you expect? lipsrsealed
Jasmine flowers ?
One thing about u NL ladies is y'all ability to talk from the 2 sides of your mouth.

Few hours ago, u told us these infections cuts through age, colour, status, race and what not.
Afterall, the primary cause is the excessive use of antibiotics which any vagrant can afford.
Now, you are attaching the cause to highway gurls. . . . .Anyways, i understand u. . . .
When A sneezes, B will catch cold.

Chat2MeBac:
Ha ha, Hannibal you exaggerate too much. This could never be true love, C'mon and clear the air ways ooo,
Babes, this is reality and i am talking about Naija chics here.
How many of em visit GYN like the babes in developed countries.
Most of these chics wear 2nd/3rd panties taken from corpses in all the war-zone areas in Africa. . . .
U dont even wanna know how things work in that side of life so lets button it up.
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by Hannibal: 1:55am On Jul 11, 2008
Pataki:
Seriously if I was just reading your posts, I do think you are making it all up, but immediately she pulled down those jeans, OMG!!!!!! I smelt the most squalid, putrid and rank odor all my chemistry knowledge could never fabricate!!!!

Never again, will I suffer such odor in me life!!!! You do think I was an asthma patient when I left that AC room. grin grin
No one has to go through that dreadful sexperience TWICE!!!
One might end up catching SARS(severe acute respiratory syndrome). tongue tongue tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 1:43am On Jul 11, 2008
Dr Kitaun:
@Debosky

forget the fact that we all support Arsenal . . . .WENGER IS A FOOL ! angry

for how long do u want to continu defending a man that seems to be going senile undecided what is all this bunkum u keep spewing about him knowing what he is doing huh

WE ARE A SELLING CLUB - - - -don't u just understand the implications of AW being the fool to have said that embarassed and at that what do u have ?

our wage structure is stupid when u consider the fact that Obafemi Martins of Orile Iganmu earns over 90k and u expect the current BBC African footballer of the year to continue earning 30k . . .what nonsense ! angry
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by Hannibal: 1:33am On Jul 11, 2008
Pataki:
@ Topic,

I once had a personal experience in this matter. I was too embarrassed to talk, but the lady knew what the smell was, at first pretended as if it was nothing, giving me a face of there was nothing smelling in the room even with AC on!!! Not until I could not bear the smell further, given my facial expressions, she then proceeded to the bathroom, came out after washing up, but I had long logged out, took my car keys and left!!!! sad sad sad
Buhahahahahahahahahaha grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy

I hope u didn't let her weather-beaten undies touch your head. . . . .
Most of these girls are so dirty, u wonder what the problem is. . . Lack of resources or untidyness?? ?? ?? angry angry angry angry
It's very common for men to hold their breaths when she's pulling down her knickers as mouse or roaches might crawl out. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 11:52pm On Jul 10, 2008
doyin13:
After we follow you yarn english and you no soji. . . .na im we decide to talk for your level

You don't knw how much I would like to wrap the thread around your neck
Doyin14, don't desecrate this thread.
If you wanna flirt, take it to romance or music thread.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 11:34pm On Jul 10, 2008
Cristalz:
So what is your bizniz here? undecided Abeg,Obafemi belongs to Wenger o. But Pompey can have him grin
Ignore that Pompey Viewer.

Methinks Hunter's a good gamble.Every player that comes to United gets better with constant involvement.Compare Ronaldo now to when he first came to OT. Hunter will definitely bloom into a top United star. Hez got great potential.
Touche, sweetie. wink

chamotex:
Yes, but he lacks pace, which is very vital to survive in the premiership
The way we play especially on the counter-attack, pace is necessary especially in those big games against the other top 3.
I don't mind him but i don't think he would be a guaranteed goal scorer like he is in Holland. He is just too much of a GAMBLE in my opinion.
You are missing the fundamental point here.
Huntelaar will be happy to warm the bench and come in as a sub if Rooney and Tevez are having an awful day.
Berbatov won't be happy with that at all cos he already considers himself a prima donna.

Huntelaar has led Ajax numerous times in the last season. . . . . He is mobile, aerially powerful, amazing goal sense and good balance.
He is Fergie's best bet to complete the quartet of Manucho, Rooney and Tevez.
Berbatov can go to Arsenal. . . . . I aint convinced Berba can score 20 league goals for United.
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by Hannibal: 11:10pm On Jul 10, 2008
Queenisha:
Yes sweetie pie grin
when people use antibiotics for a while to get rid of other infections,they run the risk of killing off the normal bacterial flora in the "wetin call" and allow candida aka fungi to proliferate.
There are of course other conditions like pregnancy, decreased immunity, illnesses like diabetes that can predispose a woman to fungal infections.

Infact too much douching with medicated douches and using medicated soaps can lead to candida too.
The best thing to use is ordinary soap and water grin cool
plus applying a little non talc feminine powder on the undies and one will be as fresh as morning rose grin
Thanx for the lecture.

All i am saying is. . . . . . . .Women with Candida, Vaginitis and Vaginosis are walking dumpsite and can't be compared to mouth odour.
Agreed??
Romance › Re: Well Guys Lets Be Honest by Hannibal: 7:25pm On Jul 10, 2008
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=149680.msg2489359#msg2489359 date=1215713919]@Hannibal
Lol how real is that? white boys are losing their girlfriends to us on a daily and some black sistas will still be out frontin and giving attitude[/quote]Tell 'em please. cool cool
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by Hannibal: 7:05pm On Jul 10, 2008
Queenisha:
I am telling you categorically that female candida has absolutely nothing to do with hygiene
Don't let your stubborness prevent you from learning something today. grin
The number 1 cause of candida is prolonged antibiotic use
Prolonged anti-biotic use?? shocked shocked
So are u saying those women who can't afford a decent feminine wash won't stink more than the ones with good hygiene even with same infection??
I am willing to bet good hygiene would suppress any fungal infection or what not!!!
Sports › Re: Sepp Blatter Is Daft! by Hannibal: 6:53pm On Jul 10, 2008
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=149901.msg2489129#msg2489129 date=1215711773]Now yall know Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini are a bunch of dorks.Sincerely why would he stoop so low to voice his opinion on this its so not his business and besides he just signed a contract last year its a bad precedence if you ask me it will only mean players contracts are not worth the papers they are signed on i am not a Utd fan but i think Real Madrid might be paying FIFA some tax or how else would one explain such bloodclotry[/quote]Fuckery, Shittery and Pukery!!!!
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by Hannibal: 6:45pm On Jul 10, 2008
Queenisha:
let me give you a little education hon.
fungal infections in females is not due to poor hygiene in case you don't know
The cause of this malodourous women is purely academic.

Do women's nether regions smell more than a guy's mouth can smell?? A resounding YES!!!!
Whether these are caused by Coca-cola intake or excessive consumption of Beans is not the issue. wink wink wink
So before u gimme little education, hold a personal hygiene rally for all independent stanky women. grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 6:39pm On Jul 10, 2008
tkb417:
who are the OT faithfuls? im a faithful myself
The season ticket-holders. tongue tongue tongue

Berba is point man and can play anywhere on the field. he is never like Wazza and Tevez
Torres? This is the first time Torres will be scoring more than 20 goals in a season!!!
Even Villa is more prolific. How can u compare Berba to Torres.
Faux!!! Berba is not a point man.
He plays behind Darren Bent or Robbie Keane.

Torres never scored more than 20 goals in a season because he played with amateurs at Athletico Madrid.
How many goals will Ronaldo score with Derby County or Charlton Athletic??

Let Berba play in any of the top four and see what hes like. Hes far better than Hunter as a baller. Did u say Santa Cruz?
u must be joking. he was sent packing from the Bundesliga to a mid table team and u think United is the best place for him. never!! let the gaynners get him
Of course, Berba will only flourish in any of the top 4 teams with an out n out striker.
Are u not worried we have no out n out since Ruud?? I don't want Ronaldo leading United's attack in the UCL next season.
Let everyone play in their preferred position. Huntelaar is one of the best out n out striker out there.
He is good aerially and he is always on point to score from scraps like Van Nistelrooy.
Romance › Re: Well Guys Lets Be Honest by Hannibal: 6:27pm On Jul 10, 2008
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=149680.msg2488997#msg2488997 date=1215710613]@Hannibal
You forgot to add the MANDINGO that those white chics die for but most of our black sistas don't appreciate[/quote]They stopped appreciating it. . . Now, they prefer dildos. tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by Hannibal: 6:01pm On Jul 10, 2008
Queenisha:
only flu ROFL
he needs to get bronchitis and pneumonia also
Just tah remind you not to throw stones in a glass house.
Men can be careless with their hygiene but women are not innocent of this either.

omoge:
how do u know at Hannibal? careful where u put your bulala  undecided
How do i know what??  huh huh
Majority of those beautiful women u see on the streets flashing boobs n booty are disasters down there.
When they drop those undies. . . . .Please get an oxygen mask. . .
Aerosol freshners even struggle hard to overcome the stench.
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by Hannibal: 5:51pm On Jul 10, 2008
Queenisha:
sly and jackal make una stop it o.
Yeast infection is curable.
a little antifungal here and there and the whole thing is over.
We are talking about everlasting BO and MO
The type that follows people from the womb to the grave grin
How many women know what to do to their yeast infection.
They flaunt it like that to their unsuspecting boyfriends trying to match Ralph Lauren's SAFARI.
A guy once told me he caught the FLU sniffing his gurl's mound of venus. tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by Hannibal: 5:44pm On Jul 10, 2008
The Sly:
Stop deceiving yourself! tongue
Paradise Odour ko. . . . . . .Heaven expressway Odour ni!!. . . . . . sad
Try POISON odour. Some women smell like catfish down there.
Yeast infection can be fatal. tongue embarassed

Right on hombre!!!!
Intel has it that they use women odour for the making of Pesticides. . . . .Insecticides et all. sad
They wanna start making biological weapons from their stench now.
Iraq has reached the advanced stage. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 5:40pm On Jul 10, 2008
OT faithfuls don't want Berbatov.
We need a striker that can lead an attack in a 4-5-1 formation in Europe.
Berbatov cannot do that cos he is in the mould of Tevez n Wazza. . . .He cannot play upfront on his own.
We need a Torres, Ruud, Santa Cruz, Zamorano, Luiz Ronaldo type of player. grin cheesy
The answer is Huntelaar!!!! cool cool
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by Hannibal: 5:32pm On Jul 10, 2008
The Sly:
Su lástima. . . . . . . sad
The funniest thang is women have the tendency to stink more than guys.
MO, BO, PO. . . . .if some women lift their arms up, u would pass out with the malodourous stench oozing out of it.
It's pathetic!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Hannibal: 5:19pm On Jul 10, 2008
wormedup:
hyena,

so far, big phil hasn't said mikel won't fit in. till he does so, you know where your answer lies !
manu having it easy ? u've probably been drinking my beer all along ! tongue

wassup with carlos ? how's it shaping up ?
the last i heard, fergie's on the brinks of a heart attack ! grin tongue
Ferguson is playing golf all across European cities.
Carlos can go to Portugal. . . . .He would come back after 2010 world cup when Fergie retires or so.

Big Phil would do away with surplus to requirements at Chelsea.
Mikel Obi in the midst of Makalele, Ballack, Lampard, Deco and Essien. . . without mentioning the WIDE players!!!
Just send him to Burnley for 2 seasons on loan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 5:12pm On Jul 10, 2008
debosky:
I'm not admitting no crisis, the noise level is just decidedly unsettling and disturbing. Berbatov is as main a striker as you need, Huntelaar? Maybe - but Berba is ready from day 1 (like Clinton's mantra) and will score goals. Huntelaar may flop.
Berbatov ma ass. . . . . .
He is slow, can't lead an attack in Europe and he is too petulant for me liking.
Besides, isn't he 27 and injury prone??

Huntelaar is young, can score a basket of goals.
He would continue where Ruud left off. . . . . It's been long a United striker wins the EPL golden boot.
Klass Jan is 24. . . . Roo is 22. . . . Manucho is 24. . . . . Tevez is 24.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 5:02pm On Jul 10, 2008
debosky:
I'd prefer a quiet summer to the madness going on at the Emirates. the fact is, Fergie will sign one or at most two players this summer - Berbatov/Huntelaar and maybe a back up for Wes. The squad is VERY strong as it is no need for too many additions else there will be rancour and undue redundancies in camp.

IF CR goes however, one or two buys may be needed to replace him.
So u are admitting there's crisis at the Emirates?? grin cheesy grin Wonders shall never end.
Of course, we need just an out n out striker. . . . .If we had one, Ronaldo wouldn't be in the spotlight now.
Huntelaar is the key!!!! Benzema is over-rated and more like Apache n Wazza. . . .
Berbatov is not an out n out striker . . .He loves to play behind a main striker so he won't help us.
Sports › Re: Sepp Blatter Is Daft! by Hannibal: 4:56pm On Jul 10, 2008
debosky:
Man Utd should shut up and stop complaining - you go to Italy and snap up youth talents for peanuts and they sell them back at exorbitant prices, now the opposite is happening to you by others wanting to pay top dollar for your stars and you're complaining?

The same flawed system that allows MU to steal Rossi and the other dude from Italy is what permits Real's madness from proceeding. The system cannot benefit you at all times, it works for you at times, and screws you at others. Suck it up and live with it.
You are not a wise man.

Ronaldo still has 4 years on his contract earning 120K a week. . . . . How does that compare to Rossi and fuckever.
Man Utd has come out to say Ronaldo is not for SALE. Madrid should shut up and go else where.
We are not a selling club like ARSENAL. tongue grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 4:50pm On Jul 10, 2008
Ferguson should start signing players, gosh!!!!

The summer has been too quiet at OT.
Ronaldo happens to be the only news we hear everyday of the week.
United need Huntelaar and a full back to challenge.

The 1st 2 leagur fixtures would be tough. . . .
No Ronaldo, Anderson and Nani plus whoever cops an injury before then.
Ferguson should bring out the cheque-book now.
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by Hannibal: 4:40pm On Jul 10, 2008
rubi:
After a while love will see
Nah. . . . .
Love is blind, deaf, dumb and cannot smell.
If someone u love has got a mouth odour. . . . . Get him HALIMETER to put a check on his odour. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Hannibal: 4:30pm On Jul 10, 2008
@ Wormedup,

Will Mikel Obi leave Chelsea?
Does he fit into Scolari's plans to bring Chelsea back into their winning ways??
I want a genuine challenge this season. . . . . Man Utd are having it too easy these days.
Give us something to cheer about.
Sports › Re: Sepp Blatter Is Daft! by Hannibal: 4:25pm On Jul 10, 2008
tkb417:
its actually crazy for Blatter to take sides with players who will discard any form of contract after 12 months of signing when better offer comes. This is definitely at loggerheads with his responsibilities to the game of soccer
i think FIFA should henceforth look inwards before presenting mad people to govern soccer

first it was the illegal quota system
now its about players jumping ship even 3 months into a contract
madness!!
Blatter and Platini are just jealous of England. . . . .
Those buncha cock-sucking plonkers are always against England.
From "6 + 5" to slashing English clubs' UEFA income to restricting foreign players playing in our leagues.
This stupid good-for-nothing pederast criticised Man Utd for paying wages to Rio Ferdinand during his 8 months ban. . . .
Now he is talking about slavery??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 4:12pm On Jul 10, 2008
debosky:
Hannibal is this one of your retarded offsprings?? What an atrocious assault on the English Language shocked shocked

Please tell your scumtwats to cease and desist from moronic and unintelligible postings on the Arsenal thread!
U don't want to journey that lane with me. . . . .
Gaynners are the most spastic peops on this forum, ok!!!!
Enjoy that award and leave us WINNERS to stand back n watch your idiocy. tongue 8
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 3:49pm On Jul 10, 2008
debosky:
I eat it every day mate, keeps me young and fresh cool

Rumor has it that Arsenal have stopped printing Adebayor jerseysIf AW goes ahead and sells Ade, that will mean 3 members of his first 11 (even 4 if you count Lehmann). The $1,000,000 question is. . .has he carried this thing too far? Replacing one or two, but 3?

Time will tell. Of all the three, Ade is whom I'd want to stay the most, but the final offer on the table from Arsenal is 'double or nothing' - i.e 60k. If the noises from Milan are to be believed, we are now ready to negotiate and he may be gone as well. AW is going to have a heck of a busy summer if this is to be portrayed as a suitable squad for next season.
I think Arsene Wenger has pushed his luck too far. . . .
Whatz the point in selling Hleb, Flamini and Ade while Senderos, Eboue and Traore are still around??
Wenger will turn Arsenal into Ajax. . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 2:54pm On Jul 10, 2008
You make ma day each time u eat the humble pie!!! cool cool
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In Karma? by Hannibal: 2:45pm On Jul 10, 2008
@ Eldee,

I gave up on Karma when Mr Hoare won 7 million pounds lottery.
How can such an evil man win so much money. . . .
It even became more grotesque when ALL HIS RAPE VICTIMS were begging him to share out of the loot. tongue tongue tongue tongue

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